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'''Hanukkah''' aka [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER|חֲנֻכָּה‎]] is a special holiday that is celebrated by all the [[Jews]] in the world. No one really knows what it's about but Jews will say it has something to do with [[Dicks|candles]] or they will say that it is to celebrate how they escaped persecution from the [[Egyptian]]s or persecution from the [[Nazis]] or persecution from [[Americunt|America's]] Southern Democrats or who really gives a fuck, it's not even a high holiday.
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  


The truth is that when [[Christmas]] was invented, the Jews were feeling jealous and left out that they don't get a holiday celebrating their [[money|beliefs]] or getting presents and driving all the races under their heal into eternal servitude. Thus, [[Oh noes|Hanukkah was born]]! Every Jew will tell you Hanukkah is different from all the other holidays, but in reality it's just a knock-off mix-fusion of [[Christmas]] and [[Kwanzaa]]. ''Hanukkah'' in their language means "[[rape|rededication]]."


<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>


<center><big>'''On Midnight Of The 22nd, Blacks Will Be Breaking Into Jew Houses Because They Need Their Menorah For Kwanza'''</big></center>
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
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[[Hanukkah]] was 2 days ago • [[KOSA]] was 4 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 6 days ago
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The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-21

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago

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