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''''[[Dick]] Cheney''' was the bastard child of Emperor Palpatine, [[Darth Vader]] and [[Ayn Rand]]. During the anal-fuck fest, some of the fluids leaked into the vagina of his mother, and 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours later, Dick was birthed unto this world. An original founding member of the WNBA as well as (and not coincidentally) [[NAMBLA]], he is currently the only person less qualified as a potential presidential candidate than [[George W. Bush]], being evil incarnate. This is unfortunate, as he stands to inherit the position in the event of the impeachment or untimely demise of that awful jackass, which would otherwise signal the beginning of a thousand year utopia. He is the fucktard that controls Bush, and claims to neither be in the Executive Branch nor the Legislative Branch, only because he's Darth Cheney.
'''Andrew Richard Allred''' (known online as '''bomber166''') is a [[Maddox]] [[fanboi]], wannabe [[Goon]], and pants-shitting asshole who [[bullshit|suffered]] from [[Assburgers]] and being [[fagnostic]]. On September 24, [[2007]], Allred shot and killed his ex-girlfriend, Tiffany Barwick, and a mutual friend named Michael Ruschak whom Tiffany was banging. Instead of becoming [[an hero]] Allred was arrested and thrown in [[jail]], where he promptly forgave himself and started writing letters to Tiffany's parents. He was later sentenced to death and is now sitting on death row alone due to other prisoners complaining about the smell.
<center><big>'''If This Asspie Faggot Could Find A Girlfriend, What's Your Excuse?'''</big></center>


It is also believed he is Lord Xenu, God to many [[gays]] like [[Tom Cruise]]. He grew up in a Hick-ass town in [[Wyoming]] by the name of Casper, which explains his piteously warped mind. Currently he is occupied with his duties as an admin at BeastForum, while still trying to keep an ear open for every sad failure originating in that same [[Paris Hilton| filthy asshole]] of the universe, whose layers of puss and dried [[Michael Jackson]]  [[cum]] will always hold a special place in his heart. As of late, he is the only thing the poor ass whore town of [[Wyoming]] has going for it, even though he is responsible for the severe shortage of squirrels in said town. He was striked down on November 3rd, 2025.
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Black Friday]] was 2 days ago • [[Wicked (Movie)]] was 4 days ago • [[Sanrio]] was 6 days ago
[[Darth Cheney]] was 2 days ago • [[Black Friday]] was 4 days ago • [[Wicked (Movie)]] was 6 days ago
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Revision as of 03:43, 1 December 2025

Andrew Allred

Andrew Allred

Andrew Richard Allred (known online as bomber166) is a Maddox fanboi, wannabe Goon, and pants-shitting asshole who suffered from Assburgers and being fagnostic. On September 24, 2007, Allred shot and killed his ex-girlfriend, Tiffany Barwick, and a mutual friend named Michael Ruschak whom Tiffany was banging. Instead of becoming an hero Allred was arrested and thrown in jail, where he promptly forgave himself and started writing letters to Tiffany's parents. He was later sentenced to death and is now sitting on death row alone due to other prisoners complaining about the smell.

If This Asspie Faggot Could Find A Girlfriend, What's Your Excuse?

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-01

What have I missed?
Darth Cheney was 2 days ago • Black Friday was 4 days ago • Wicked (Movie) was 6 days ago

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