Brazilian school attacks

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As with fans of Brenton Tarrant and Elliot Rodger, With Suzano it's not the disappointment, there are also fucking autistic fanatics so much that they carried out shootings both in their country of origin, Brazil, and in the rest of the world. But honestly, the origin of all this was not with Susano, but years ago in 2003 by a young man who suffered harassment and mockery in the past.

beginnings

At first you might think it was the retarded Guilherme Taucci Monteiro who started it all, but that's not the case. All of that happened in 2003, and the first shooter who became infamous was Edmar Aparecido Freitas.

the fat man of revenge

will be the first professional shooter Columbine Edition.

On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.

He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.

Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.

Virginia Tech in Brazil

I am the reincarnation of the Korean from Virginia Tech.

On the morning of April 7, 2011, Wellington entered his former school and proudly introduced himself as a former student. He then made his way to a classroom and politely greeted the kiddies there, only to shout "YEEHAW!" and shoot at the kiddies with his cowboy guns.

When a polícia arrived, Wellington tried to run to the second floor, only to be shot by a cop. Because of this, Wellington had no choice but to become an hero.

The cowboy shootout ultimately left 13 people dead, including Wellington, and left 22 others injured. Ten of the victims were female. The shooting is currently the deadliest school shooting in Brazil's history. The shooting would cause massive butthurt in Brazil, but, because it took place in a non-English-speaking country outside of the USA, it was quickly forgotten.

David Mota Nogueira

That suit and that expression look a lot like the German shooter.

On September 22, 2011, just five months after the Tasso da Silveira school shooting perpetrated by Wellington Menezes de Oliveira, a 10-year-old boy shot his teacher, then fled the classroom and committed suicide with a gunshot to the head.

On September 22, 2011, David Mota Nogueira shot his teacher Rosileide Queiros de Oliveira, then fled and committed suicide. The teacher suffered minor injuries, but David died hours later in the hospital.

The motive is not entirely clear, not much is known about the relationship between David and his teacher, it is known that days before the boy told his friends that he would shoot his teacher, David got the gun thanks to his father who was a police officer that same day his father realized that someone had stolen his gun, the man went to school and asked David and his younger brother if one of them had grabbed his gun but they both denied it, hours later the shooting would happen, his father was dismissed from that position, it is also known that months before David asked his brother "Would you miss me if something happened to me?

Suzano

Oh yes Niggers.

Realizing they both were going to die virgin wagecucks working in some shitty factory, Guilherme convinced his retarded friend Luiz they had to shoot up a school for a slim chance of obtaining some fangirls in the afterlife like his heroes Eric and Dylan. After having stolen his uncle's car with his friend, they both drove to a worthless deprecated school to shoot up to leave a lasting impression on the world. The cameras recorded our attackers entering the school at around 10:40 a.m. local time. Guilherme entered the building first, hiding his face from subhumans while grabbing a hidden gun. Then, he started shooting fucking everything, only downing two. He IRL banhammered staff members as well as several meatbags in front of him before entering the main patio in hunt of his victims. By this time, Luiz appeared on camera entering the building and hacking the injured with a hatchet. Somehow these retards only brought one .38 caliber revolver for two people so they resulted to punching random girls instead of shooting them. They brought Molotovs, a crossbow, and a bow and arrow but didn't use any of it. Just like their 1999 predecessors, they also had planted a bomb (that didn't go off). The lazy fucks couldn't even be bothered to make multiple. Eventually, they did what they should have done in the first place and an heroed. Their pea-sized brains were later scraped off the floor by Paulo the janitor.

Henrique Lira Trad

Hello Guys.

On August 19, 2022, Henrique, a twinked-out 18-year-old Suzano fan from the world's asshole decided to gear up with his leather jacket, crossbows (what the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish with those?), moLOLtovs, and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. He apparently said he wanted to kill at least 6 or 7 people and die in a shootout with police; spoiler warning, NOT EVEN CLOSE. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence like a thieving nigger and got inside anyway before padlocking the door like Cho so nobody could escape. The first room he rushed was the teacher's lounge where he shot at a coordinator, but the butterfingered faggot actually MISSED. He then shot some other teacher in the foot with a crossbow before MISSING AGAIN when taking a shot at some squeaker. Afterwards, he tried breaking into a classroom but couldn't get in because it was barricaded with desks (at least it wasn't a couch) before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one student's nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). LMAO.

Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni

NAZI LATINO BRENTON.

in 2022, Fagriel, armed with a SIEGE™ Mask, edgy swastika armband, boonie hat, military clothes, and dual wielded revolvers stolen from his sleeping pig-faced dad, arrived at 9:30 AM to Primmo Bitti Elementary (his former school), and began the ethnic cleansing. As expected from a dumbass teenager, he managed to bag just 2 (probably) Jewish teachers and a student before merely wounding 9 others. Instead of mopping up the survivors like the much more successful nazi Brenton Tarrant did, the scared little faggot bitched out and ran off to Praia do Coqueiral Educational Center to start a new round. Arriving at 9:49 AM, he pathetically only added 1 kill to his score while injuring 2 moar. Fast forward to several hour later and Gabby gets V& while relaxing after a hard day's work in his home after his car plate was recorded.

Guilherme Reis

FUCK YOU.

On March 27, 2023, our Aryan hero Guilherme Rice, armed with a knife, wearing a cap and... A FUCKING SIEGE™ MASK, like any Bruhzilian schule chimpouter, entered the classroom, while CCTV was recording him and nabbed the old teacher, Elisabete Tenreiro, in the back before she suffered a heart attack that finally killed her. Then, Guilherme began stabbing at other teachers, like our dago hero Max Porta, who's attack was similar (except Porta's chimpout replaced his cringe zoomer mask and neo nazi shit with a much more stylish crossbow), wounding 3 more teachers and a classmate. When entering another classroom, Guilherme tried to attack a young teacher and a fat teacher but didn't manage to hit any of them and they successfully disarmed Guilherme and subdued him. Later, Guilherme was V& by the cops.