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*[[TITS OR GTFO|'''Ryuuko Matoi-Kiryuuin''']] - A 17-year old-girl and the main protagonist who's also a tomboy that isn't feminine. Wants to find out who killed her daddy by challenging Satsuki, and ends up wearing a latex Power Suit while fighting off hackers, monkeys, [[bitches and whores]], mummies, and cannon fodder.
*[[TITS OR GTFO|'''Ryuuko Matoi-Kiryuuin''']] -17 year-old girl and strong independent womyn. Shows up at the Academy,challenges Satsuki to a fight almost immediately and somehow winds up as a student.Animu logic at its finest.


*[[Dracula|'''Senketsu''']] - A living and breathing Evangelion sailor uniform Ryuko finds beneath her house. It grants her temporary power until she passes out. Is actually an alien made by Ryuuko's dad, Isshin, to fight against REVOCS.
*'''Senketsu''' - A living and breathing Evangelion sailor uniform Ryuko finds beneath her house. It grants her temporary power until she passes out. Is actually an alien made by Ryuuko's dad, Isshin, to fight against REVOCS.


*[[Mute list|'''Junketsu''']] - Another Sailor Moon suit that NEVER speaks. EVER. Riders of the Kill La Kill Hype Train have speculated that he is a demon pervert. It was supposed to be Satsuki's wedding dress that would enslave her to clothing but instead it was her fanservice battle dress that enslaved Ryuko to clothing while keeping her in a perpetual orgasm.
*[[Mute list|'''Junketsu''']] - Another Sailor Moon suit that NEVER speaks. EVER. Riders of the Kill La Kill Hype Train have speculated that he is a demon pervert. It was supposed to be Satsuki's wedding dress that would enslave her to clothing but instead it was her fanservice battle dress that enslaved Ryuko to clothing while keeping her in a perpetual orgasm.


*[[Lesbian|'''Mako Mankanshoku''']] - [[Poor|Mako]] is Ryuko's [[only|best]] friend who lives in the ghetto with all the other [[Nobody|No-Stars]]. Her family consists of a perverted botch doctor, a perverted pick-pocketer ([[Fact|because pre-pubescents have sex-drives in anime]]), a [[Bestiality| dog]], and a wimmin who spends all her time [[in the kitchen]] cooking [[Shit|mystery food]]. Her power is to put a stop to any fight by smoking crack.
*[[Lesbian|'''Mako Mankanshoku''']] -Ryuko's only friend.Her power is to put a stop to any fight by smoking crack.


*[[Premenstrual Tension|'''Satsuki Kiryuuin:''']] She's the main antagonist, 18 year old and president of the student council at Honnouji Academy. Has bigass eyebrows, a manface, but also a GOD [[Ass|ASS]]. She generally hangs around with the next four characters.  
*[[Premenstrual Tension|'''Satsuki Kiryuuin:''']] She's the main antagonist, 18 year old and president of the student council at Honnouji Academy. Has bigass eyebrows, a manface, but also a GOD [[Ass|ASS]].
* [[Pedobear|'''Ira Gamagori''']] - [[Animu Archetypes#The Pissed Off Guy (POG)|He is visibly angry 99% of the time and yells a lot.]]Original as fuck.


* [[Pedobear|'''Ira Gamagori''']] - Leader of the school's disciplinary committee who's into [[BSDM|bondage]]. His actual size changes time to time, and might be into Mako.
* [[Guy Shishioh|'''Uzu Sanageyama''']] - Retarded punching bag.Again,no archetypes in this series.None at all


* [[Guy Shishioh|'''Uzu Sanageyama''']] - Leader of the school's athletics committee. Fights with a bamboo stick and his Goku uniform is a huge mecha, but he always loses to everyone, so [[retard|he stabbed himself in the eyes to see more and keeps losing anyways]].
* '''Hooka Inumuta''' - Leader of the school's information and strategy committee who used to be a [[1337]] h4x0rr who finished [[Computer Science III]] cum laude and fucked with stocks [[lulz|for teh lulz]] until the REVOCS [[Party Van]] paid a visit. Now spends his days trying to analyze data with his [[Gameboy]] emulator.


* '''Hooka Inumuta''' - Leader of the school's information and strategy committee who used to be a [[1337]] h4x0rr who finished [[Computer Science III]] cum laude and fucked with stocks [[lulz|for teh lulz]] until the REVOCS [[Party Van]] paid a visit. Now spends his days trying to analyze data with his [[Gameboy]] emulator, and likes to [[gay|probe]] things.
* '''Nonon Jakuzure''' - Has a voice that makes [[neckbeards]] cream themselves and is the token "Tee hee I'm so sassy" girl.
 
* '''Nonon Jakuzure''' - Leader of the school's non-athletics committee. Controls an entire orchestra, and only plays [[mu/|obviously inferior music]]. Has a voice that makes [[neckbeards]] cream theirselves. One time at band camp, she stuck a flute in her pussy.


* '''Aikurou Mikisugi''' - Ryuko's and Honnouji Academy's only teacher, is a [[You|smelly shaggy sleazebag doing jobs for slave wages so he can pay rent and precious anime figurines]] who also [[stalker|observes]] Ryuko's progress and was the one who led her to Senketsu. He's actually a [[faggot|FABULOUS]] nudist army leader. His crotch and nipples emanate purple light, as if he wasn't FABULOUS enough.
* '''Aikurou Mikisugi''' - Ryuko's and Honnouji Academy's only teacher, is a [[You|smelly shaggy sleazebag doing jobs for slave wages so he can pay rent and precious anime figurines]] who also [[stalker|observes]] Ryuko's progress and was the one who led her to Senketsu. He's actually a [[faggot|FABULOUS]] nudist army leader. His crotch and nipples emanate purple light, as if he wasn't FABULOUS enough.
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* [[Rainbow Dash|'''Ragyou Kiryuuin''']] - Satsuki's mom, part Life Fiber, and also the head honcho of REVOCS, the company that produced the clothing you are wearing right now and whose employees are fabric fetishists. She's an incestuous lesbian psychopath.
* [[Rainbow Dash|'''Ragyou Kiryuuin''']] - Satsuki's mom, part Life Fiber, and also the head honcho of REVOCS, the company that produced the clothing you are wearing right now and whose employees are fabric fetishists. She's an incestuous lesbian psychopath.


* [[Kawaii|'''Nui Harime''']] - REVOCS bigshot and overall smug [[cunt]]. She's that kind of person who can kill [[Holocaust|6 gorillion]] [[Jews]] with a purple half of a scissor blade and a [[Troll|smile on her face]] within 24 minutes. It's revealed that her body will reject any and all foreign life-fibers [[WAT|but Ragyou was still able to restore her arms and she can wear the Original Life Fiber]].
* [[Kawaii|'''Nui Harime''']] - Superbitch
 
* '''Isshin Matoi''' - Ryuko's dad, used to be known as [[Megaman|Dr. Wily]] until he gave up on trying to taking over the world. Discovered that REVOCS was trying to take over the world using alien wires, so he founded his own group of armed [[Hippie|nudists]] and made a slutty sailor uniform for her daughter because she's The One™. Eventually got killed by Nui.
 
* [[God|'''Shinra-Kouketsu''']] - The [[powerword|Ultimate Kamui]] that Ragyo had Nui and the Honouji Academy's Sewing club make. It's the only Kamui that doesn't have a face and it's fucking gigantic; until it activates. Then it grows several pairs of eyes and has the 'Absolute Domination' ability to deactivate any and all life fibers that dare to oppose it. Oh and it's a sin to threaten it. In other words Shinra Kouketsu is God.


* '''Isshin Matoi''' - Ryuko's dad, used to be known as [[Megaman|Dr. Wily]] until he gave up on trying to taking over the world.


* ''Shinra-Kouketsu''' - [[God]] or something like that


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How does it feel? The pleasure of being enveloped by Junketsu.
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—Fuckin' Japs making everything all weird


A shounen anime that uses swear words?!? FUCK!

Kill la Kill (キルラキル Kiru ra Kiru) is an edgy Magical Girl Animu made by Trigger, who has a blood fetish. It's basically Evangelion and Dragon Ball Z combined. The plot is a prequel to Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, related to FLCL, complete with Goku uniforms. It was hailed by /a/ as the saviour of animu, but it turned out to be nothing special.

Plot

Nothing to see here.Like every other anime made after 2005, Kill la Kill is composed of fanservice,panty shots and moar fanservice.

Life Fibers

Life Fibers are the main plot device for this action/ecchi work of art. They are essentially ancient fabric parasites that 'chose' humans for having the best nervous system at the time when they invaded, advancing our evolution to the point of dominating the planet (a strange side-effect of being the host of a PARASITE). Unfortunately people like John Langdon Down and Hans Asperger discovered that these Life Fibers didn't leech off of all the humans.

The only people with any clue of these fibers are the Kiryuin clan, Isshin Matoi, Nudist Beach, and Ryuko Matoi.

Life Fibers are critical in making these originally named Goku Uniforms; these Goku Uniforms have 5 known forms:

  • 1-Star - Uniforms of 10% Life Fibers, all who wear them become Life Fiber Nazis who all look like standard mooks despite the fact they're supposed to be fucking students.
  • 2-Star - Uniforms of 20% Life Fibers, all who wear them become Alfluenzic smug retards who secretly want Ryuko and Nui to Scissor.
  • 3-Star - Uniforms of 30% Life Fibers, only worn by the Elite Four.
  • 10-Star (Kamui) - Sailor Moon suit consisting of 100% Life Fibers, for some reason they talk to only you and don't make you FUCK SHIT UP! They 'awaken' when they drink your blood and turn into slutty armour and you into a sex icon; they only truly work when you want your boobs and ass to be the first parts of your body that people see.

Characters

   
“ 		 
...especially with Mako being the worst thing to happen to comic relief characters since Jar Jar Binx.
  		„
  		 

—Gigguk

  • Ryuuko Matoi-Kiryuuin -17 year-old girl and strong independent womyn. Shows up at the Academy,challenges Satsuki to a fight almost immediately and somehow winds up as a student.Animu logic at its finest.
  • Senketsu - A living and breathing Evangelion sailor uniform Ryuko finds beneath her house. It grants her temporary power until she passes out. Is actually an alien made by Ryuuko's dad, Isshin, to fight against REVOCS.
  • Junketsu - Another Sailor Moon suit that NEVER speaks. EVER. Riders of the Kill La Kill Hype Train have speculated that he is a demon pervert. It was supposed to be Satsuki's wedding dress that would enslave her to clothing but instead it was her fanservice battle dress that enslaved Ryuko to clothing while keeping her in a perpetual orgasm.
  • Mako Mankanshoku -Ryuko's only friend.Her power is to put a stop to any fight by smoking crack.
  • Uzu Sanageyama - Retarded punching bag.Again,no archetypes in this series.None at all
  • Hooka Inumuta - Leader of the school's information and strategy committee who used to be a 1337 h4x0rr who finished Computer Science III cum laude and fucked with stocks for teh lulz until the REVOCS Party Van paid a visit. Now spends his days trying to analyze data with his Gameboy emulator.
  • Nonon Jakuzure - Has a voice that makes neckbeards cream themselves and is the token "Tee hee I'm so sassy" girl.
Canon.
  • Ragyou Kiryuuin - Satsuki's mom, part Life Fiber, and also the head honcho of REVOCS, the company that produced the clothing you are wearing right now and whose employees are fabric fetishists. She's an incestuous lesbian psychopath.
  • Isshin Matoi - Ryuko's dad, used to be known as Dr. Wily until he gave up on trying to taking over the world.
  • Shinra-Kouketsu' - God or something like that

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