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[[Image:Thesuperleague.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Autism|The Super League of Autism Unites.]]]]
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A well known fact of the internet is that [[brony|bronies never learn]]. Or understand what makes them so much of a faggot past the fact they watch a fucking stale cartoon and obsess over it. Evan Gragg takes it to a whole new level. As an asspie riddled virgin with rage from the [[bullshit|Great State of]] [[Texas]], Evan doesn't understand one bit how come bronies are hated. In edition, he is also a bible thumping "socialist libertarian" who has no concept of how government works (which is typical of libertarians and socialists) and sticks to either his Christian, [[Dragonball Z]] or brony hugboxes when he meets people [[typical|he doesn't like.]] He also churns out self-inserted [[Dragonball Z]] and [[My Little Pony]] [[Original Character|OCs]] like no tomorrow and cries whenever nobody likes them.
A well known fact of the internet is that [[brony|bronies never learn]]. As an asspie riddled virgin with rage from the [[bullshit|Great State of]] [[Texas]], Evan doesn't understand one bit how come all [Bronies] are hated. In edition, he is also a bible thumping "socialist libertarian" who has no concept of how government works (which is typical of libertarians and socialists) and sticks to either his Christian, [[Dragonball Z]] or brony hugboxes when he meets people [[typical|he doesn't like.]] He also churns out self-inserted [[Dragonball Z]] and [[My Little Pony]] [[Original Character|OCs]] like no tomorrow and cries whenever nobody likes them.


==*Smug Asspie Intensifies*==
==*Smug Asspie Intensifies*==


Evan is a [[basement dweller|coddled and sheltered asspie.]] Growing up, he most likely grew up with his parents shielding him from the world while at the same time doing as most other parents of asspie virgins do and tell them how [[Special snowflake|Unique and special they are for having aspegers]] compared to other kids. This probably fed to Evan's ego, for it's quite evident in his incoherent rants about nearly everything that pisses him off. Top it all off, it also manifested into his personal self on the internet, which is also evident in his Mary Sue and self insert OCs he has created, whether it be Dragonball Z or My Little Pony, he seems to have no grasp of it.  
Evan is a unemployed, [[chubby|200 pound]], [[Aspie]], [tinfoil hat|tinfoil hat wearing]], [[virgin]], [[nice guy]]. Growing up, he most likely grew up with his parents shielding him from the world while at the same time doing as most other parents of asspie virgins do and tell them how [[Special snowflake|Unique and special they are for having Aspergers]] compared to other kids. This probably fed to Evan's ego, for it's quite evident in his angry rants about nearly everything that pisses him off. Top it all off, it also manifested into his personal self on the internet, which is also evident in his OCs such as Darth Vegeta, a fusion between Darth Vader and Vegeta he actually cosplays as.


He has a group of characters from all franchises united together called the "Super League", which is made up of The Juggernaut, Hulk, He-Man, Superman, Thor, Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, Thunderbolt Ross, And Tien Shinhan. As if a Super Hero collaboration hasn't been done before, especially ones from completely different backgrounds.  
He has a group of characters from all franchises united together called the "Super League", which is made up of The Juggernaut, Hulk, He-Man, Superman, Thor, Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, Thunderbolt Ross, And Tien Shinhan. As if a Super Hero collaboration hasn't been done before, especially ones from completely different backgrounds.  
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==His political views==
==His political views==


Evan considers himself a Centrist, and doesn't seem to get along with anyone. He's been banned from Left Wing and Right Wing groups alike. Even Anarchists can't stand him for his [[socialist]] views.
Evan considers himself a Centrist and Libertarian Socialist, and doesn't seem to get along with anyone. He is a follower of [[tinfoil hat|tinfoil hat wearing]] nuts like Jesse Ventura and [[Alex Jones]] and believes the fluoride in our water makes us dumber, thus resulting in more internet [[trolls]]. He's been banned from Left Wing and Right Wing groups alike. Even Anarchists can't stand him for his [[socialist]] views. He currently plans on voting for Bernie Sanders in the upcoming election.


==Things Evan Gragg hates==
==Things Evan Gragg hates==

Revision as of 03:50, 21 June 2015

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
The Super League of Autism Unites.

A well known fact of the internet is that bronies never learn. As an asspie riddled virgin with rage from the Great State of Texas, Evan doesn't understand one bit how come all [Bronies] are hated. In edition, he is also a bible thumping "socialist libertarian" who has no concept of how government works (which is typical of libertarians and socialists) and sticks to either his Christian, Dragonball Z or brony hugboxes when he meets people he doesn't like. He also churns out self-inserted Dragonball Z and My Little Pony OCs like no tomorrow and cries whenever nobody likes them.

*Smug Asspie Intensifies*

Evan is a unemployed, 200 pound, Aspie, [tinfoil hat|tinfoil hat wearing]], virgin, nice guy. Growing up, he most likely grew up with his parents shielding him from the world while at the same time doing as most other parents of asspie virgins do and tell them how Unique and special they are for having Aspergers compared to other kids. This probably fed to Evan's ego, for it's quite evident in his angry rants about nearly everything that pisses him off. Top it all off, it also manifested into his personal self on the internet, which is also evident in his OCs such as Darth Vegeta, a fusion between Darth Vader and Vegeta he actually cosplays as.

He has a group of characters from all franchises united together called the "Super League", which is made up of The Juggernaut, Hulk, He-Man, Superman, Thor, Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, Thunderbolt Ross, And Tien Shinhan. As if a Super Hero collaboration hasn't been done before, especially ones from completely different backgrounds.

His political views

Evan considers himself a Centrist and Libertarian Socialist, and doesn't seem to get along with anyone. He is a follower of tinfoil hat wearing nuts like Jesse Ventura and Alex Jones and believes the fluoride in our water makes us dumber, thus resulting in more internet trolls. He's been banned from Left Wing and Right Wing groups alike. Even Anarchists can't stand him for his socialist views. He currently plans on voting for Bernie Sanders in the upcoming election.

Things Evan Gragg hates

Anti-bronies

Democrats and Republicans, especially Neocons.

Cops

Government

Rich people

Soldiers

See Also

Autism

brony

Chris-Chan

Christianity

Facebook

Libertarianism

My Little Pony

SlashinatorZ YouTube channel

 DarthVegeta21 His twitter

https://slashinatorx.wordpress.com/ His wordpress blog, abandoned since 2010.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009004764180 His Facebook account