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Antonio Brown is a [[NFL]] Linebacker that played for 3 different teams and currently plays for the [[Florida|Tampa Bay]] Buccaneers, along side [[God|Tom Brady]] and [[Retard|Gronk]]. Throughout his career Antonio Brown Has been known for his amazing talent, but more recently he has been getting notoriety for his string of retarded antics.
==Antonio's Beginning's==
Antonio was first Drafted in 2010 to the [[Pittsburgh]] Steelers, and first debuted his abilities in a game against the [[Tennessee]] Titans, where the Steelers ended up [[WIN|winning 19-11]]. With Antonio Brown's help, the Steelers [[PWNED]] most of the teams they went up against, and were able to finish the regular season with a 12-4 Record. After a successful season, and a successful ass kicking of all the teams that stood in their way, Antonio and the Steelers made it to Super Bowl XLV (45, if you can't read Roman Numerals you fucking [[retard]]). Unfortunately, the Steelers ended up losing to the Packers in that game, but Antonio would continue on to do great things with his super bowl win; however, he had (and still does have) one big huge problem...
...[[Fact|his ego is '''Fucking MASSIVE!!!''']]
==Ego Problems [[Facepalm|(Yes, there is more than one)]]==
If you follow Antonio Brown at all, you will realize 1 thing about him, he has a problem with his ego, it didn't just start in 2018 either, he has had this ego for a long time. From acting like an ass on the field to acting like an ass of the field, Antonio just thought he was always above the team. He also had other problems of the field like throwing furniture and shit. All of this was said to have culminated when he got into a fight with [[Fat Fuck|Ben Roethensburger]] during a football game. Eventually, Antonio had enough, and decided to leave the Steelers for greener pastures: The Oakland Raiders. However, Antonio couldn't help but fuck up this opportunity up. and before training even started, he through an autistic shitfit over a helmet, and got frostbite because of other stupid shit. Eventually he started getting into fights with Jon Gruden, and starts doing the same shit he did down at Pittsburgh. On top of that, Antonio Brown seems to also be facing some rape allegations, and he went out of his way to attach the woman and her kids. Eventually he decided that he wanted a trade from this team too, and he decided to go with the New England Patriots. However, the controversy just followed him there, and so Bill Belichick just decided, wisely, to cut him.
==[[Oh noes|But wait, there's more]]==
After the pats rejected him, Antonio Brown Decided to find another team, and the team he decided to hope onto was the New Orleans Saints. All he had to do was not bring the cameras, not bring his promo crew, and everything would be fine, and he could play for the Saints. Antonio, being Antonio Brown, unfortunately couldn't respect this simple request, and brought his promotional entourage with him. When the Saint told him they wouldn't except him into their organization, [[butthurt|he went on twitter and decided to call the saints "irrelevant"]]. Eventually, he decided to follow a new career, [[srsly|a rap career]].
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While Brown was releasing shitty rap albums, rape allegations were still going on, and he was still being a fucking idiot. It got so bad that Antonio Brown's father did an interview saying that he needed help, and that he hopes that he can get that help before he sends him self down the wrong path. How did Antonio respond to this; By saying he has other kids to care about and attacking his financial situation. And then everything just boiled over when Antonio Brown got into a fight with his Baby Mama (or wife, it's hard to tell with black people) who tried to steal his car and his kids away from him. Then they got into a fight, and in the process, Antonio decided to throw a bag of gummy dicks at her. Later on, Antonio Brown had to pay a guy for some moving he did for him, instead he and his trainer decided to through stuff at the guy instead. But instead of tiny gummy dicks, Antonio and his trainer decided to chase the guy down the street and through rocks at him like monkeys. He then locked himself in his house to hide from the police, before (surprisingly) turning himself into the police.
Antonio then released An interview where he apologizes for all of the stupid shit he has done, but be warned, it's not lulzy.
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==A new Beginning==
So after taking time to think about where he will go next (and not self reflect because this is Antonio Brown), Anotnio decided to hop on the Tamba Bay Buccaneers would be the next big team he goes to play for. Fortunently for his career, and unfortunately for the lulz, andtonio brown has not done much stupid shit yet, except for the time he wrecked some cameras because he still had that sore loser in him. However, he has successfully controlled his ego dragon, so far.
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