'''SKJmin''' (not to be confused with [[Skyrim]]) is the name that Leon usually uses when he's not engaging in [[Illegal|morally ambiguous]] activities such as redistributing [[Hentai|Chinese cartoon pornography]] or scamming other [[paedophile]]s out of their hard-earned money. SKJmin is somewhat well-known in the [[Mario]] scene for being a "[[Skiddie|ROM Hacker]]" who has made several hacks for the Nintendo DS game ''New Super Mario Bros.'' He is also well-known for being an annoying [[twat]] who's constantly getting himself [[banned]] from ROM Hacking forums.
Hilariously, SKJmin/Leon has only released his hacks in patch form and refuses to release them in ROM form because he feels that people should "[[Hypocrite|Support Nintendo by buying their products!!]]" – Quite ironic considering that this is coming from a [[cunt]] who makes people pay him to access stolen content, removes their access and then essentially tells them [[Fuck you|"GIVE ME MOAR MONEY BECAUSE ZOMG I HAVE TERMINAL CANCER AND WANT TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY BEFORE I DIE!!"]]
Also, despite claiming himself to be a "ROM hacker", SKJmin actually lacks any [[Brainfuck|coding]] skills and, in fact, makes his hacks by using a level editor that was made by a fine chap named ''Dirbaio''. As should be expected of a complete and total [[arsehole]] like SKJmin, he ultimately decided to thank Dirbaio for his help by including a huge [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon|fuck you]] in his hacks' credits.
{{quote|In the video, at the end: "Credits: 'dick' baio"
That's what I get for coding the editor? His hack wouldn't have been possible without my work. That's ridiculous.
So, here we go again.
I just hope he doesn't start again with the [[Jewbo Wales|donations]] and the 100MB files...|<s>[[Dick]]baio</s> Dirbaio}}
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=== His Shitty Mario Hacks ===
[[Image:GameoftheFuckingYear.jpg|thumb|'''[[Bioshock|Game]] [[Borderlands|of]] [[Fallout 3|the]] [[Deus Ex|Fucking]] [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|Year]]''']]
[[Image:SKJminPipeDreams.png|thumb|SKJmin's [[aspierations]] of becoming [[ZA WARUDO|the world's]] greatest level designer are clearly a [[Unrealistic Expectations|pipe dream]].]]
The two New Super Mario Bros. hacks that SKJmin has been responsible for are '''New Super Mario Bros. 3''' (a "remake" of SMB3) and '''New Super Mario Bros. Origins''' (a "remake" of SMB + The Lost Levels). You know that these hacks must be [[Vomit|great]] considering that New Super Mario Bros. 3 has [http://kotaku.com/5686938/this-fan+made-new-super-mario-bros-3-looks-beyond-super its very own article] on [[Kotaku]], [[Oneoneone|OH-EM-FUCKING-GEE!!!!!111]]
While both of his hacks are [[No|supposedly]] remakes of the NES Mario games, he has actually taken many creative liberties by adding in literally hundreds of his own shitty levels that are all [[Battletoads|extremely difficult]] and that look like they were designed by an [[Asspie|autistic]] [[13-year-old boy|teenage]] [[edgelord]] who thinks that [[I Wanna Be The Guy]] is the greatest game ever made.
SKJmin has even bragged that it [[No life|takes him an average of 7-10 hours]] just to [[trace|remake]] a single level from Super Mario Bros. 3 (despite being a task that even [[Terri Schiavo]] could complete in a few hours at most). Yet despite the ungodly amount of time that he has [[allegedly]] put into his game, it still seems like he's actually put more time and effort into the multitude of trailers he's released for his games than he's spent on the games themselves. Evidence of this includes the existence of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PWCL0MEDZY a 30 minute trailer for New Super Mario Bros Origins] and a multitude of shorter trailers for NSMB3.
The trailer for New Super Mario Bros. 3 advertises it as having the following [[Crap|innovative]] features!!
* [[Tracing|Known, Loved And Famous Levels]]
* [[Shit|Tons Of Bonuslevels]]
* [[Bailey Jay|Hidden Secrets]]
* [[MAN THE HARPOONS|Heavy Obstacles]]
* [[Speedrun|Timed Speedruns]]
* [[Mindfuck|Brainbreaking Puzzles]]
* [[Goatse|Sick, Large Mazes]]
* [[Redundant|Challenging Challenges]]
* [[Samus Aran|Special Guests]]
<center>Here is an example of one of the many "brainbreaking puzzles" in SKJmin's hack.
[[Image:LeonXNorrisfaggotry.jpg|center]]
Please do the world a favour and [[kill yourself]] if you chose option #1.</center>
In addition to this, when SKJmin's NSMB3 hack was called out by [[CWC|true and honest]] Mario fans as being a complete butchering of one of the greatest games of all time, SKJmin responded by saying that his hack "isn't just a stupid Jump N' Run" – Mario fans the world over immediately grabbed their torches and pitchforks in response to this blasphemy.
== Tifa: Leon's Waifu ==
== Tifa: Leon's Waifu ==
Revision as of 19:39, 14 October 2015
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It’s really a shame that I havent made a single sale in the last 3 days…
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—LeonX, 3 days after this article was first published
LeonX (also known as SKJmin, StrangerXL, SKJ-B and Bastardo) is an autistic, German scam artist who illegally redistributes pornography and is a textbook example of a Jew. Not only does he steal from law-abiding citizens – He also profits off of it – What a piece of shit!!
Leon (who usually refers to himself as "The King") is the owner of LeonX' Hidden Treasury – a hentaiblog, with the incredibly cheesy tagline "COME in, CUM out!!", that consists almost entirely of links to content that Leon has simply downloaded from various Chinese download forums and then reuploaded to various Jew-owned file hosting services that pay him cash in exchange for sending them traffic and referrals.
Leon's business model is to hide the majority of his site's content behind a paywall that forces his users upgrade to a VIP Account. While this business model alone is cringeworthy, Leon just had to go and make himself look like an even bigger assnugget by scamming all of his VIP members and stealing their money!!!!!111 He has also lied about having terminal cancer and possesses an ego that's almost as large as Girlvinyl's ass.
In June of 2014, Leon claimed that the Wordpress plugin he had been using to manage his users' VIP access privileges had to be removed because he could no longer afford to pay the developer. This would have been fine if Leon hadn't also gone and categorically stated that he was just too fucking lazy to go through his emails to restore his users' access and that they'd just have to deal with it and pay again if they wanted their VIP access back. Unfortunately for Leon, his users were unable to just deal it and a shitstorm ensued.
What Leon had seemingly neglected to consider before pulling his stunt was that while most of his VIPs may have only paid a measly $10, The VIPs with so-called "Lifetime Access" to all of the content on his site (including lolicon) had, in fact, paid well over $75 for the privilege of being able to download content from Leon's personal collection of prepubescent anime girl rape pics.
As should be expected of a complete sociopath such as Leon, he then expressed complete and utter dismay at the fact that his perfectly innocent act of scamming a bunch of fat, greasy, porn-addicted basement dwellers on the internets had resulted in nothing but angry comments and death threats flooding his blog!! As is the typical reaction of many people who end up in this kind of situation, Leon quickly began damage control and turned off comments on his blog.
Several days after Leon began damage control, he decided that it was time to re-enable comments on his blog. Realizing that simply re-enabling comments could potentially backfire, Leon also decided that he would also need to play the sympathy card and come up with a perfect story to explain away his abhorrent actions to his immensely pissed off user base.
The following is the absolute gem of a blog post that he made when he re-enabled comments.
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I would NEVER had expected that this plugin issue will escalate this much! I don’t know what humans you are,
but wishing me death, cancer etc. just because you lost your access is very wrong and besides humanity.
Even some “very loyal” members attacked me, my health and even my family, I’m really speechless!
You just lost your VIP status – which had cost $9 (in the most cases)
I’m even totally scared to open my email-inbox, because I know there are waiting tons of emails with not so nice things…
However this is not a thread to be getting cheer ups. I’m just very very sad… Getting tears in my eyes while writing this…
Your death wishes will be fulfilled soon – don’t worry! I have an irrepairable pancreas cancer, maybe I live 5 years, maybe 5 days…
The medicine costs me around 2,000€ monthly – I’m really very sorry that I had to take the plugin down because I couldn’t pay the support of the developer anymore… I pray for you that you never see these days I see right now…
I’m a fighter – and even when I have only Storobay, lePanda and Bryanis left – I’ll still post my content and keep this quality!
I wish you a good night! Comments are enabled! Do what you gotta do – you are free to smash me mentally…
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—LeonX, lying about having cancer
Yes, Leon actually tried to claim that he was in fact dying of "an irrepairable pancreas cancer" and that his scam of a blog was the only way that he can afford to pay for his medicine. Unfortunately for Leon, it didn't really matter much at that point since everyone on his blog already wanted him to die.
The Aftermath
Fast-forward to several weeks later. Leon's blawwwg post had already disappeared and Leon was back to offering Lifetime VIP memberships again. One notable difference, however, is that Leon was now frequently making blog posts about his constant "hospitalizations" (most of which he claimed were actually caused by him doing stupid shit and breaking his ribs rather than being caused by his "cancer") and making other assorted sympathy-grabs.
One of these many sympathy-grabs was this lovely post about how he was having risky surgery that would most likely kill him, this post also served as a convenient excuse for him to once again delete all of the content on his blog.
Please come back in some weeks!
When you see an update here, then I survived! If not, then I’m in the other world! :)
I’m a strong guy – so don’t worry! I will be back :evil:
(I set a friend to an admin, since I cannot come online for a month I guess)
When I return, everything will be as always (even better^^)
Love to all of my followers who supported me for years!!
Farewell, LeonX!!
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—LeonX
Not surprisingly, Leon survived this dangerous operation to repair his irreparable cancer and was soon back to shitting all over the internet.
“
Just wanted say that everything went fine!! But I’ll need a pretty long rest…
Once I’m fully cured – I will continue!! Meanwhile… I’ll start some random “normal” threads…
I’m sure I will lose 90-95% of all members – but this can’t be changed :/
I also wanted thank all members who posted in the previous thread!!
It’s really good to know to have some people who care about others^^
PS: I’m limited to a mobilephone… but better than nothing :)
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—LeonX
Could you plz just get it over with and die already, Leon?
Tifa: Leon's Waifu
This article wouldn't be complete without us mentioning the fact that Leon considers Tifa Lockheart from Final Fantasy VII to be his waifu. The following quote from Leon's FAQ should tell you all that you really need to know about the extent of Leon's creepy obsession with Tifa.
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Tifa is one day older than LeonX!! Tifa was born on May 3rd, LeonX on May 4th...
I got banned there because someone STOLE MY Ssiterip...
The admin there is the most biggest fool in the human mankind...
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—Leon, believing that stealing content makes it his own
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Seriously... the most hot looking character is LINK!! (No homo)
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—LeonX, being a homo
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This person (LeonX-sama) is your master
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—LeonX, being an egotistical faggot
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SKJmin is an asshole maybe but he has made an ingenious work and EVERYONE should respect it!
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—A self-serving comment made by SKJmin's known sockpuppet account
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Quotes from Common Peons
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Not only is he pirating stuff, but he makes it so money comes to him because of it. So not only is he screwing up the developers, he's making sure a small part of money that COULD go to the Dev is going to himself instead. Using the Cash Sharers is bad but not the worst thing he could do, he goes as far as making people give money almost directly by paying a premium account through a referral link...
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—reddo, explaining how Leon is a complete dick
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He actually uses OMGPONY theme.
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—xfix, commenting on SKJmin's use of NSMBHD's My Little Pony theme
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shitty paywall site with an owner that thinks he's hot shit for copying that shitstain youngmike
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—Anonymous, offering an in-depth review of Leon's Blog
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Hi Leon… what to say? I´m sorry, had no idea you were in a situation like this, and I know no one lies about those things, these aren´t funny.
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—Sblade, believing that people never lie about having cancer
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I also remember Leon having had a god complex and then throwing out a fake Kasumi Rebirth as "punishment" or something because apparently getting paid for his piracy wasn't enough and he was angry that he also wasn't famous and loved everywhere he went.
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—"God Complex" is an understatement, my dear Anon
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Galleria de Leon
The blog post that kicked off the real dramastorm.
He actually pasted his avatar on this creepshot that he took of a girl's ass at the local laundromat.
The blog post that kicked off the real dramastorm.
He actually pasted his avatar on this creepshot that he took of a girl's ass at the local laundromat.
He has time to add this self-indulgent dialog to images, but doesn't have time to give his paying users their access back.
Plastering more of his childish, self-indulgent tripe over a scene from a porn film starring actress Riley Reid.
Leon's blog is filled with 3D PIG DISGUSTING content.
More egotism.
You know that you're popular when people start making memes about you!
Noone cares about SKJmin's shitty hack, not even the Family Guy.
Why AdBlock exists.
Keep2share, the clearly respectable file hosting site that currently pays for Leon's drug addiction.
Right-clicking any image on Leon's blog will bring up this anti-theft image.
