Fallout: Shadow of Boston/Perks

	Strength	Perception	Endurance	Charisma	Intelligence	Agility	Luck
1	Iron Fist ☆☆☆☆☆ Your fists are lethal weapons that can penetrate even the hardest metal known to man.	Pickpocket ☆☆☆☆ You can stick live grenades in people's pants.	Toughness ☆☆☆☆☆ Years of steroid abuse have made you incapable of feeling pain.	Jew ☆☆☆ As a a jew you have gained the ability to buy things cheaper and sell them for more.	V.A.N.S. ☆ The worst possible path to your current quest objective will be displayed in V.A.T.S.	Gunslinger ☆☆☆☆☆ You do more damage with one-handed guns.	Scrounger ☆☆☆☆ You'll find more ammo while dumpster-diving for irradiated hamburgers.
2	Big Leagues ☆☆☆☆☆ You can slam heads off with melee weapons.	Rifleman ☆☆☆☆☆ You have obtained the coveted Power of Breivik and do increased damage with non-automatic rifles.	Lead Belly ☆☆☆ You can drink moar radiation.	Lady Killer ☆☆☆ You're a professional pimp – Slapping your hoes now does massive damage. Black Widow ☆☆☆ As a professional feminist you enjoy kicking white cishet males in the bollocks and drinking male tears.	Medic ☆☆☆☆ You don't need to jab as many needles in your arm to get high.	Commando ☆☆☆☆☆ You do moar damage with automatic rifles.	Fortune Finder ☆☆☆☆ Your enemies may turn into a shower of bottle caps when you kill them.
3	Jesus ☆☆☆ The power of Christ allows you to regenerate your health.	Awareness ☆ You have been enlightened to the truth and can view your enemies' resistances in V.A.T.S. JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS		Lone Wanderer ☆☆☆ You have mastered the art of being an eternal virgin and can draw nearly limitless power from your perpetual loneliness.	Gun Nut ☆☆☆☆ You're going for the High Score and have learned how to modify your guns to be even more deadly.	Sneak ☆☆☆☆☆ You can move undetected like shadows in the night, for you are The Rapeman.	Bloody Mess ☆☆☆☆ Your enemies will often explode into bloody chunks of flesh when you hit them with anything.
4		Chem Resistant ☆☆ You love doing drugs.		Mister Sandman ☆☆☆ You kill people in their sleep because you're a complete pussy.	H4xx0r ☆☆☆☆ You have mastered Computer Science III.		Mysterious Stranger ☆☆☆ The Mysterious Stranger will sometimes appear in V.A.T.S. to troll your enemies.
5		Demolition Expert ☆☆☆☆ ALLAHU AKBAR!	Aquaman ☆☆ You can breath underwater.	Animal Friend ☆☆☆ You can rape animals at gunpoint.	Scrapper ☆☆ You have a tendency to break things.	Action Boy/Girl ☆☆ Your action points recover faster.	Retard ☆☆☆ There is a chance that you will earn more experience for any action. This chance increases if you are retarded.
6	Hoarder ☆☆☆☆ You need to stop picking up every single fucking item that you find.	Night Person ☆☆ You have gained the power of the Vampyre and are one with the night, you also gain permanent night vision while sneaking.	Rad Resistant ☆☆☆ You should find a fucking hazmat suit and stop wasting points on this stupid perk.	Cult Leader ☆☆ Offers improvements to the dumb settlement building feature.	WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE? ☆☆☆☆ You can make mods for energy weapons.	Gotta go fast! ☆☆☆ Bullets are less likely to hit you if you're running.
7				Alcoholic ☆☆☆ You're a drunk.	Chemist ☆☆☆☆ You're a drug dealer.	Ninja ☆☆☆ You gain ninja powers.
8		Sniper ☆☆☆ You're the very reincarnation of the Americunt Sniper, Chris Kyle.	Cannibal ☆☆☆ You enjoy feasting on the flesh of your fellow man.		Robotics Expert ☆☆☆ You can rape robots.	Quick Hands ☆☆ You can reload your guns and fap faster.	Grim Reaper's Sprint ☆☆☆ I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
9		Penetrator ☆☆ You can penetrate anything in V.A.T.S.	Ghoulish ☆☆☆ You're becoming a radioactive zombie and should kill yourself immediately.	Wasteland Whisperer ☆☆☆ You can rape Deathclaws at gunpoint.	Quantum Physicist ☆☆☆ Is the cat Dead or Alive? It is a mystery.	Blitzkrieg ☆☆ Increases melee distance in V.A.T.S.	Fighting Irishman ☆☆☆☆ Racist perk that randomly recharges your critical meter.
10	Pain Train ☆☆☆ You can run over little old ladies while wearing power armour.	Concentrated Fire ☆☆☆ Why the fuck is this a level 10 perk?	Solar Powered ☆☆☆ The sun now gives you superpowers in addition to giving you cancer.	Intimidation ☆☆☆ You can rape people at gunpoint.	Virgin With Rage ☆☆☆ You get bullet time when your health drops below 20%.	Gun Fu ☆☆☆ You've mastered the ancient art of gundoh.	Ricochet ☆☆☆ Your enemies will often shoot themselves because you're so fugly.