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| [[File:Meepsheep stoned.jpg|thumb|right|Meepsheep in 2015]] | | [[File:Meepsheep burning shit.jpg|thumb|right|Meepsheep irl]] |
| {{quote|22:24 &[[phobos]]: meepsheep you are the greatest troll in Colorado|center=auto}} | | {{quote|22:24 &[[phobos]]: meepsheep you are the greatest troll in Colorado|center=auto}} |
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| {{quote|<[[Ironholds]]> okay, Meepsheep, you're on this system because you're a lifeless, soulless, dickless, witless, spineless individual who makes up for his own lack of social life or integrity by treating the ridicule of others as the first port of call in correspondence, thereby ensuring that you remain a corpulent unwanted cancer on the scrotum of humanity|Oliver Keyes|missing the irony|center=auto}} | | {{quote|<[[Ironholds]]> okay, Meepsheep, you're on this system because you're a lifeless, soulless, dickless, witless, spineless individual who makes up for his own lack of social life or integrity by treating the ridicule of others as the first port of call in correspondence, thereby ensuring that you remain a corpulent unwanted cancer on the scrotum of humanity|Oliver Keyes|missing the irony|center=auto}} |
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| {{quote|BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up|''Meepsheep''|center=auto}} | | {{quote|[[BMO]] is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up|''Meepsheep''|center=auto}} |
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| [[File:Killcopsswag.jpg|thumb|right|2cool4school]]
| | '''Meepsheep''' lives in a compound hidden deep in the rocky mountains of [[Colorado]]. Fueled by substance use and catgirls, Meepsheep has, time and time again, ruined things on the internet for just about everybody, especially the [[Wikimedia Foundation]]. As an ED admin and [[GNAA]] affiliate, Meepsheep aims to ensure that no [[Wikipedo]], [[Freenode]] oper, or self-righteous blogger goes without being trolled. |
| '''Meepsheep''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Derek R. Anderson''') is the youthful Earth incarnate of an archangel sent by the Lord almighty to police the internet of [[wikipedos]], [[Sonic|sonicfags]], [[bronies]], and everyone else who will not go to heaven. It is a well known fact that [[phobos]] and [[fl0ss]] are Meepsheep's bffs <nowiki>:^)</nowiki> | |
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| ==The Meep, The Sheep, The Legend==
| | Meepsheep's waifu is Mugi from [[K-on]]. |
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| Meepsheep has been the head of many [[GNAA]] coding projects designed to tackle such entities as [[Blog|Wordpress]], [[Wikia]], and [[Twitter]] where he has cost countless incompetent web developers sleepless nights attempting to remove Meepsheep's presence from their shitty websites.
| | ==Meepsheep's greatest hits== |
| [[File:Better than you in every conceivable way.jpg|thumb|left|(01:14) &Meepsheep: HEY BUTTFAGGOTS - YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE AS [[Sexy|COOL]] AS ME ONLINE OR OFF]]
| | [[File:Burninheck.PNG|thumb|right|That Meepsheep needs to burn in heck]] |
| | | *Endlessly shitflooding various IRCs, [[Wikia]], [[DeviantArt]] |
| [[File:Meepsheep by edelvis-d4xjf3r.png|550px|thumb|center|[[User:Elvis|An artist's]] rendering]]
| | *[[Dongforce]] |
| | | *[http://www.dailydot.com/fandom/twitter-trolls-akon-gropecrew-anime-convention/ grope crew] |
| [[File:Mlpfanmad.png|thumb|right|A [[Ponyfag|hellion]] attempting to argue with Meepsheep's God-given intellect]]
| | *[[Meepsheep's Law]] |
| | | *[https://www.rt.com/viral/362690-clintons-wikipedia-hacked-porn/ Ruining Hillary Clinton's Wikipedia page] |
| Meepsheep has also done charitable work for various religious non-profits attempting to spread the word of God through the internet, primarily YouTube. Meepsheep has met harsh criticism for his endless crusade, but he will always stride forward with the dream of building a better internet.
| | *Causing countless [[Wikicides]] |
| | | *Creating the highly successful [[Linux for Niggers]] project |
| [[File:Burninheck.PNG|thumb|center|700px|A group of [[Sonicfag|sodomites]] working against the savior of the people]] | |
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| Meepsheep is also a house-hold name on [[Wikipedia]] where his outreach has caused many Wikipedia administrators and staff members to spend days staring into a mirror attempting to make sense of what went wrong in their life. [[PMDrive1061|Some]] have given up altogether. Meepsheep is far superior to [[Grawp]] because Meepsheep's Wikipedia disruption is varied and flavorful, he also does it purely for the [[lulz]] as opposed to Grawp who was driven by his [[JarlaxleArtemis|rejection from the Wikipedia community]]. | |
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| {{quote|So, whenever this little nincompoop decides he's going to create a slew of Wikipedia accounts, it would seem he's damned well going to|[[PMDrive1061]]|conceding defeat}}
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| In the spring of 2013, Meepsheep introduced [[BMO]] to [[EDF2]], bringing much needed lulz to ED's forums. If you had the honor of being on the forums during the BMO days, show your respect for this automated wonder by including this userbox on your user page.
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| Meepsheep also co-founded [[dongforce]] and was responsible for 99% of the awful shit they did.
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| [[File:Dongsadvisory.png]]
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| ===List of people/entities Meepsheep has devastated beyond any foreseeable recovery===
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| [[File:DONGFORCE.png|180px|thumb|right|#dongforce]] | |
| *[[Ironholds]] | |
| *[[Bill9929]] | |
| *[[888chan]]
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| *[[FimFiction]]
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| *[[Sonic News Network]]
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| *[[Beefrave]]
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| *[[MuZemike]]
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| *[[PMDrive1061]]
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| *[[GreenReaper]]
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| [[File:Kloeri_ascii.png|thumb|right|A [[dongforce]] tribute to [[Kloeri]].]]
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| *NKO
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| *[[Beefcake]]
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| *[[Libertarian Fox]]
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| *[[Qwyrxian]]
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| *[[Kloeri]]
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| *[[Diego Grez]]
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| *[[TKN]]
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| *[[Tao Lin]]
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| *[[Fanfiction.net]]
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| *[[Pickbothmanlol]]
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| *[[Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry]]
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| *[[Laurelai]] (and basically all of r/lgbt)
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| *Countless others that do not have articles or had the good sense to quit when they realized [[YHBT|they had been trolled]].
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| ==Love Life==
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| [[File:Kawaii fgt.jpg|thumb|left|\(^o^ )/*]]
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| [[File:Nyan.jpg|210px|thumb|right|Meepsheep goes nanners for {{ytuser|Nyanners}}]]
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| [[File:MEEPSHEEP IS FANCY AS FUCK.JPG|thumb|right|Meepsheep, being fancy as fuck]]
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| Meepsheep is known to be a connoisseur of [[Waifu|fine women]], usually of the [[anime]] [[catgirl]] variety. Though on occasion a 3DPD woman will spark his interest. Meepsheep will proceed to express his love by collecting a myriad of information pertaining to the woman in question as he plans out their future life together. [[Cirno|Some girls]] find this creepy.
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| {{quote|(20:56) @[[Oliver Hart|oliver]]: that's how you lure Meepsheep out of his lurking
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| (20:56) @[[Oliver Hart|oliver]]: you mention [[Natalia Poklonskaya|natalia]], [[björk]] or nyanners}}
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| ==Culture==
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| {{quote|he's an insulated upper middles class cuntwaffle who never sees the light of day except for intervals between going to university and back|A homeless man in ED irc}}
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| There is no point in debating the arts or human thought with Meepsheep because he will undoubtedly show you up by digging through his seemingly endless repertoire of knowledge of Kant, Tillich, and other intellectuals whose names Meepsheep will be listed with in some kind of future incarnation of ED.
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| Meepsheep only listens to musical works with true artistic aspirations, whether it be musique concrète or [[Ironic and Meme Rap|contemporary new-age hip-hop]] (don't even get him started on his idol, [[Lil B]]).
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| [[File:Hipcrime heaven.png|450px|thumb|center|A piece Meepsheep made for [[hipcrime]] (also taking inspiration from sociological trends), exemplifying his knowledge of [[avant-garde]] artwork.]]<br />
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| More recently, Meepsheep has adopted the metamodernist movement under his wing and has been pioneering the [http://www.metamodernism.org/ ideologies] of said philosophical development with great success.
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| Also, Meepsheep isn't the least bit pretentious.
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| ===Meep-tan===
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| Originally conceived by Flakychu, Meep-tan is a beautiful, elegant, French catgirl with exquisite taste in the arts that has come to represent all that is good in the world.
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| [[File:Meep-tan by flaky.png|270px|thumb|center|Jobs available for anyone wishing to draw more incarnations of Meep-tan. (Other jobs available: rim jobs, blow jobs, hand jobs.)]]
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| [[File:Memmememe.png|300px|thumb|center]] | |
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| ==Meep Jams==
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| [[File:420.png|thumb|right|Essential Meepsheep listening]] | |
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| {{Videoframe|Meepjams|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:gray;border:.5em solid black;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center|font-weight:bold;
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| |<youtube>5P6-V7J5S-0</youtube>
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| ;TYBG
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| |<youtube>tMgkt9jdjTU</youtube>
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| ;Spit fire like that element
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| |<youtube>cU8HrO7XuiE</youtube>
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| ;Mac+
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| |<youtube>3o22H_n5M-g</youtube>
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| ;Stick your head in a fire hydrant
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| |<youtube>HIrKSqb4H4A</youtube>
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| ;Get-got what-what
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| |<youtube>XHtGvb-fW70</youtube>
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| ;Tru story
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| |<youtube>_cqCa4IM8w8</youtube>
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| ;Mikusheep
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Meepsheep's Law]]
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| *[[BMO]]
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| *[[Mescaline]] - What it feels like to be Meepsheep
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| ==External Links==
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| [[File:Based Meep.jpg|thumb|right|#BasedMeep]]
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| *{{dauser|meep-sheep|His DeviantArt proves he's a 17 year old girl}}
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| *{{soundcloud|meepmeepsheep|Further proof of this}}
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| *[[File:wikifur-favicon.png|link=http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/WikiFur_talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Vandal_(Meepsheep)]] <span class="plainlinks">'''[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/WikiFur_talk:Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Vandal_(Meepsheep) Moar proof]'''
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| *{{twitter|Meepsheepy}}
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| *{{tumblr|Meepsheep}}
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| *{{dauser|Meepsheepy}}
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| *{{ytuser|feltfriends|Mikoto Urabe}}
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| *[[File:Ask fm2.jpg|25px|link=http://ask.fm/Meepsheepy]]<span class="plainlinks"> [http://ask.fm/Meepsheepy '''Meepsheepy''']</span>
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| *<span class="plainlinks">[http://printallover.me/products/welcome-to-based-world-vol-1 BASED WORLD CUSTOM PRINT T-SHIRT]</span> [[File:Arrowright.gif|link=]]
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