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'''Micah Dawson''' ( | '''[[powerword|Micah Dawson]]''' (b. August 24, [[1990s|1995]]; also known as '''Micah Gabriel Dawson-Vega''', '''Kacchan''', '''Purehayden''', '''Mikayla''', '''Victoria''', and '''soshivirgo''') is a [[16-year-old girl|{{Age|1995|8|24}}-year-old]]{{cite}} weeaboo, troll, [[Gayniggers from Outer Space|homosexual negro]], amateur [[tranny]] [[porn star]] and self-proclaimed "[[Retard|Born Prodigy]]" from Raleigh, North Carolina, who owns a shitty internet [[forum]] called '''Akylos''' (formerly '''Chaos Reads''', '''Cambion Rising''', '''Infernios''', '''Inferno Rising''', '''Eternity Reads''', '''Infinity Reign''' and [[over 9000]] other equally retarded names). Micah is known for being an self-obsessed [[faggot]], an enormous [[lolcow]] and for being engaged in a long-standing internet bitch fight with a creepy [[Romanian]] [[midget]] and [[paedophile]] named [[Lucian Hodoboc]] – we aren't even kidding. | ||
Despite being openly [[gay]] and loving [[whiteguys fartinmyface|the scent of delicious white boy flatulence]], Micah is a [[Hillary Clinton|pathological liar]] who stubbornly refuses to come out of the closet regarding his [[crossdressing]] habits – Instead attempting to write off photos of himself in drag as being photos of his non-existent "twin sister". | Despite being openly [[gay]] and loving [[whiteguys fartinmyface|the scent of delicious white boy flatulence]], Micah is a [[Hillary Clinton|pathological liar]] who stubbornly refuses to come out of the closet regarding his [[crossdressing]] habits – Instead attempting to write off photos of himself in drag as being photos of his non-existent "twin sister". | ||
== Akylos == | == Akylos == | ||
'''Akylos''' (surprisingly not the name of some form of disgusting [[Greek]] sex act) is the name of Micah's shitty internet message board. Despite supposedly being about [[Read a book|literature]] or some retarded shit like that, Akylos is mainly just a cesspool of [[shitposting]], [[drama]] and Micah's [[angsty]] rantings about being constantly picked on by [[cyber bullies]]. | '''Akylos''' (surprisingly not the name of some form of disgusting [[Greek]] sex act) is the name of Micah's shitty internet message board. Despite supposedly being about [[Read a book|literature]] or some retarded shit like that, Akylos is mainly just a cesspool of [[shitposting]], [[drama]] and Micah's [[angsty]] rantings about being constantly picked on by [[cyber bullies]]. | ||
== "Mikayla" the Tranny Porn Star == | == "Mikayla" the Tranny Porn Star == | ||
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[[File:MicahAsATranny.jpg|thumb|Micah Dawson's "[[Nice try|twin sister]]" is a known [[prostitute]].]] | [[File:MicahAsATranny.jpg|thumb|Micah Dawson's "[[Nice try|twin sister]]" is a known [[prostitute]].]] | ||
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== Galleria de Gaynigger == | == Galleria de Gaynigger == | ||
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File:MicahDuckface.jpg|[[Duckface|Micah Duckson]] | File:MicahDuckface.jpg|[[Duckface|Micah Duckson]] | ||
File:MicahInTheCloset.jpg|Micah refuses to [[literally]] come out of the closet. | File:MicahInTheCloset.jpg|Micah refuses to [[literally]] come out of the closet. | ||
File:MicahHandsUp.jpg|Hands up, don't [[Cumshot|shoot]]! | File:MicahHandsUp.jpg|Hands up, don't [[Cumshot|shoot]]! | ||
File:MicahMinion.jpg|[[Minions]] | File:MicahMinion.jpg|[[Minions]] | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Michelle Obama]] | * [[Michelle Obama]] | ||
* [[Gayniggers from Outer Space]] | * [[Gayniggers from Outer Space]] | ||
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== External Links and Sexual Organs == | == External Links and Sexual Organs == | ||
* [http://forums.ragreynolds.net/index.php?/topic/1853-the-micah-situation/ An in-depth look at Micah's Bizarre Adventure] | * [http://forums.ragreynolds.net/index.php?/topic/1853-the-micah-situation/ An in-depth look at Micah's Bizarre Adventure] | ||
* [http://pastebin.com/RgYTVuph Micah drama on Pastebin] | * [http://pastebin.com/RgYTVuph Micah drama on Pastebin] | ||
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* {{archive|PmgQu|The "Bullying" of Micah Dawson}} | * {{archive|PmgQu|The "Bullying" of Micah Dawson}} | ||
* {{archive|D3ZyW|Advertising his "9-inch" cock on Hung Angels}} | * {{archive|D3ZyW|Advertising his "9-inch" cock on Hung Angels}} | ||
{{faggotry}} | {{faggotry}} | ||
{{whores}} | {{whores}} | ||
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Revision as of 18:51, 31 August 2016
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Micah Dawson (b. August 24, 1995; also known as Micah Gabriel Dawson-Vega, Kacchan, Purehayden, Mikayla, Victoria, and soshivirgo) is a 30-year-old[citation needed] weeaboo, troll, homosexual negro, amateur tranny porn star and self-proclaimed "Born Prodigy" from Raleigh, North Carolina, who owns a shitty internet forum called Akylos (formerly Chaos Reads, Cambion Rising, Infernios, Inferno Rising, Eternity Reads, Infinity Reign and over 9000 other equally retarded names). Micah is known for being an self-obsessed faggot, an enormous lolcow and for being engaged in a long-standing internet bitch fight with a creepy Romanian midget and paedophile named Lucian Hodoboc – we aren't even kidding.
Despite being openly gay and loving the scent of delicious white boy flatulence, Micah is a pathological liar who stubbornly refuses to come out of the closet regarding his crossdressing habits – Instead attempting to write off photos of himself in drag as being photos of his non-existent "twin sister".
Akylos
Akylos (surprisingly not the name of some form of disgusting Greek sex act) is the name of Micah's shitty internet message board. Despite supposedly being about literature or some retarded shit like that, Akylos is mainly just a cesspool of shitposting, drama and Micah's angsty rantings about being constantly picked on by cyber bullies.
"Mikayla" the Tranny Porn Star


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Galleria de Gaynigger
- The next big name in tranny porn?
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Micah refuses to literally come out of the closet.
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Hands up, don't shoot!
See Also
- Michelle Obama
- Gayniggers from Outer Space
- DINDU NUFFIN
- Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome
- Lucian Hodoboc
- whiteguys fartinmyface - A less gay version of Micah.
- Harambe
External Links and Sexual Organs
- An in-depth look at Micah's Bizarre Adventure
- Micah drama on Pastebin
- He's also a scammer
The "Bullying" of Micah Dawson
Advertising his "9-inch" cock on Hung Angels
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