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[[File:Gaiman.jpg|thumb|left|An incredibly [[metrosexual|handsome]] man with a slightly [[Snape|pointed]] nose and a taste for [[Goth|black leather]].]] | [[File:Gaiman.jpg|thumb|left|An incredibly [[metrosexual|handsome]] man with a slightly [[Snape|pointed]] nose and a taste for [[Goth|black leather]].]] | ||
[[File:GaimanDog.jpg|thumb|Likes [[dog]]s]] | [[File:GaimanDog.jpg|thumb|Likes [[dog]]s]] | ||
'''[[Neil]] [[Gay|Gaiman]]'''{{Jew}} (pronounced '[[Blowjob|Kneel]], [[Homosex|Gay Man]]', lulz) is a [[pretty cool guy]]. He | '''[[Neil]] [[Gay|Gaiman]]'''{{Jew}} (pronounced '[[Blowjob|Kneel]], [[Homosex|Gay Man]]', lulz) is a [[Redunant|Jewish sex offender]] and a [[pretty cool guy]]. He became famous for his work on the comic book series [[Sleep|Sandman]] (which guest starred [[Alien|Martian]] [[faggot|Manhunter]]) and [[Harry Potter|Books of Magic]] (which guest starred [[Britain|Constantine]]), and later became ''[[Cancel culture|infamous]]'' after [[MeToo|allegations from numerous wimmins]] exposed him for his [[BDSM|rapey behavior]]. | ||
He also wrote novels, two of which were made into the movies [[Crybaby|Coraline]] (starring [[Dakota Fanning]]) and [[Star]]dust (starring [[MILF|Michelle Pfeiffer]]). His better novels, [[America]]n [[God]]s and its sequel [[How Do I Shot Web?|Anansi Boys]] of course received no media attention despite having a black person with [[Mordor|A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY]]. | He also wrote novels, two of which were made into the movies [[Crybaby|Coraline]] (starring [[Dakota Fanning]]) and [[Star]]dust (starring [[MILF|Michelle Pfeiffer]]). His better novels, [[America]]n [[God]]s and its sequel [[How Do I Shot Web?|Anansi Boys]] of course received no media attention despite having a black person with [[Mordor|A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY]]. | ||
Finally, just like [[Alan Moore]] got to do [[Superman]], Neil got to draw [[Joker]] [[bukkake|mourning]] all over [[Batman]]. | Finally, just like [[Alan Moore]] got to do [[Superman]], Neil got to draw [[Joker]] [[bukkake|mourning]] all over [[Batman]]. | ||
==Knocked over by LOL WUT pear creator== | |||
[[File:UrsulaVernonComicCon.jpg|thumb|[[Pool's Closed|"Dragonbreath's closed."]]]] | |||
During some convention, the Esteemed creator of Danny Dragonbreath, Digger, and, of course, th' [[LOL WUT]] pear, jousted with Neil Gaiman over some nachos or smth, and she unhorsed his kike arse and claimed th' goyslop as her prize. | |||
==[[Smell Yo Dick|Perfume]]== | ==[[Smell Yo Dick|Perfume]]== | ||
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==On Loli== | ==On Loli== | ||
<center> | <center>[[File:Neil Gaiman for the CBLDF - YouTube.mp4]]</center> | ||
As a leading member of the '''Comic Book Legal Defense Fund''' ( | As a leading member of the '''Comic Book Legal Defense Fund''' (CBLDF) he is fighting for free speech, and blogging about it as well: | ||
*"''What makes [[lolicon]] something worth defending? The lolicon stuff is all about [[sex]]ualizing prepubescent girls, yes? Why do you, personally, think that it should be defended?''" -[[Nobody Cares|Jess]] | *"''What makes [[lolicon]] something worth defending? The lolicon stuff is all about [[sex]]ualizing prepubescent girls, yes? Why do you, personally, think that it should be defended?''" -[[Nobody Cares|Jess]] | ||
:"''We see Death putting a [[condom]] on a [[banana]] and talking about how not to get [[pregnant]], diseased, or dead. The Chief of [[Police]] in Jacksonville [[Florida]] thought it encouraged [[teen]] sex. The declining number of US rapes may be due to the wider availability of [[porn]]. You seem to want lolicon banned, and people prosecuted for owning it, and I don't.''" -'''Neil''' | :"''We see Death putting a [[condom]] on a [[banana]] and talking about how not to get [[pregnant]], diseased, or dead. The Chief of [[Police]] in Jacksonville [[Florida]] thought it encouraged [[teen]] sex. The declining number of US rapes may be due to the wider availability of [[porn]]. You seem to want lolicon banned, and people prosecuted for owning it, and I don't.''" -'''Neil''' | ||
[[File:Coralinefgsfds.jpg|thumb]] | [[File:Coralinefgsfds.jpg|thumb]] | ||
==On [[Sexting]]== | ==On [[Sexting]]== | ||
''"I think that prosecuting as "child pornographers" a [[16]] and 17 year old who were legally able to have sex, because they took a sexual photograph of themselves and e-mailed it to themselves is utterly, insanely wrong''" -'''Neil''' | ''"I think that prosecuting as "child pornographers" a [[16]] and 17 year old who were legally able to have sex, because they took a sexual photograph of themselves and e-mailed it to themselves is utterly, insanely wrong''" -'''Neil''' | ||
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[[File:Nevergay.jpg|center|thumb|500px|Can YOU spot the gay?]] | [[File:Nevergay.jpg|center|thumb|500px|Can YOU spot the gay?]] | ||
<center> | <center>[[File:EHpYWy89yVU - Neverwhere - Introduction of the Marquis - YouTube.mp4]]</center> | ||
==Neil Gaiman Is Not A Scientologist== | ==Neil Gaiman Is Not A Scientologist== | ||
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Neil Gaiman✡ (pronounced 'Kneel, Gay Man', lulz) is a Jewish sex offender and a pretty cool guy. He became famous for his work on the comic book series Sandman (which guest starred Martian Manhunter) and Books of Magic (which guest starred Constantine), and later became infamous after allegations from numerous wimmins exposed him for his rapey behavior.
He also wrote novels, two of which were made into the movies Coraline (starring Dakota Fanning) and Stardust (starring Michelle Pfeiffer). His better novels, American Gods and its sequel Anansi Boys of course received no media attention despite having a black person with A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY.
Finally, just like Alan Moore got to do Superman, Neil got to draw Joker mourning all over Batman.
Knocked over by LOL WUT pear creator
During some convention, the Esteemed creator of Danny Dragonbreath, Digger, and, of course, th' LOL WUT pear, jousted with Neil Gaiman over some nachos or smth, and she unhorsed his kike arse and claimed th' goyslop as her prize.
He makes extra money by selling the name rights to his to the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab to make special perfumes to raise money for...
On Loli
As a leading member of the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund (CBLDF) he is fighting for free speech, and blogging about it as well:
- "What makes lolicon something worth defending? The lolicon stuff is all about sexualizing prepubescent girls, yes? Why do you, personally, think that it should be defended?" -Jess
- "We see Death putting a condom on a banana and talking about how not to get pregnant, diseased, or dead. The Chief of Police in Jacksonville Florida thought it encouraged teen sex. The declining number of US rapes may be due to the wider availability of porn. You seem to want lolicon banned, and people prosecuted for owning it, and I don't." -Neil
On Sexting
"I think that prosecuting as "child pornographers" a 16 and 17 year old who were legally able to have sex, because they took a sexual photograph of themselves and e-mailed it to themselves is utterly, insanely wrong" -Neil
NeverGay
In 1996 as part of the BBC's Learn To Spot Gays Week, Gaiman wrote a special drama set in London's Paparazzi Land starring several kids from Drama School with rich parents, and a bunch of BBC "Luvvy" actors, one of which was a genuine homosexual. License payers were invited to take part in the new concept of a "phone in" and identify the deviant. (It turned out to be Hywel Bennett [1].)
Neil Gaiman Is Not A Scientologist
Nope.
Not even slightly.
Just like Will Smith.
See Also
- Alan Moore (Watchmen)
- Batman
- Christopher Handley
- Death
- Frank Miller (300, Dark Knight Strikes Again, Sin City)
- Jeff Smith (Bone)
- Philip K DICK
- Michael MOARcock
- Neil Gaiman's Sandman
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