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'''Alex Jones''' is a millionaire Zionist kike lover CIA agent [[batshit crazy]] [[conspiracy theorist]] and professional water-filter salesman who believes that [[George W. Bush]] did [[9/11]], [[Sandy Hook]] (and every other [[school shooting]] since [[Columbine]]) was a [[hoax]] that was pulled off by using crisis actors such as [[David Hogg]], the [[Jewnited States]]' [[Government]] is polluting the country's [[water]] supply with mysterious [[AIDS|chemicals]] that turn [[Pepe|normal frogs]] into [[French|fudge-packing homosexual frogs]] and a bunch of other shit that's just as fucking crazy.
'''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum; and an authoritarian, parasitic [[Jew|vampire]] who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.
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Klaus Schwab is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum; and an authoritarian, parasitic vampire who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.
