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'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]].
'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]].


==Fag Paradise==
==Overview==
 
===Fag Paradise===
[[Image:Fatkid.jpg|thumb|left|Typical GTAForums member.]]
[[Image:Fatkid.jpg|140px|thumb|right|Typical GTAForums member.]]


For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.
For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving [[douchebag]] would see GTAForums as a community, with values. '''Wrong.''' Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their [[Goatse|anuses]], as well as a 40 year-old [[gaydar]] who lives in his basement [[fapping]] to the thought. There are also a couple of [[Fatty|fat]] chicks who linger around once in a while, who ''love'' the [[Penis|caulk]]. [[Niggers]] aren't welcome.


[[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old|ancectors]] Jew and makes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.  
[[Last Thursday]], the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods [[Cum|ejaculated]] into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. [[Niggers|People]] got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the [[media]], this forum being controlled by Jew who their [[old|ancestors]] Jew and makes the [[normal]] humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if [[you]]'ll go there, [[god]] will kill you.  
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===The forum bodyguard! Be careful!===


==[[Asshat|Official Gang Alliance]]==
[[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg|thumb|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]


A "Private" section of gtaforums where massive amounts of elite pricks gather to discuss a load of fucking stupid shit. Usually but not limited to making fun of [[Attention Whore|normal members]] because they're all too pussy to say anything to their face in fear of getting into a debate. Other topics include [[Faggot|Kevin2006rhs]] posting stupid unintelligible shit while drunk (because he's a fucking gay hippy who has nothing better to do than sit on the interwebs posting about how suck is life is since he [[Fucked|blew up]] some suicide bombers in vietnam), Weekly bitching about how much dick waddy sucks on a continual basis.
If you'll be found as a [[baby|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo|guards]] will come to hunt you!


The official gangs are as follows:
===Forum Categories===
[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|thumb|left|The moderator's penis.]]
*'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
*'''GTA IV''' - Where ''all'' of the [[wiggers]] and forum [[queers]] gather in mass orgies to discuss [[Shit Nobody Cares About|how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is]]. Also a place to talk how GTA IV is the DEEPESTEST GAME EVAR (fedora required).
*'''San Andreas''' - A place where you can be as [[fucktard|special]] as you like without feeling any [[fag|different]]. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
*'''The Lounge/General Chat''' - Typically where all the forum [[douchebags]] go when they're not [[Buttsex|screwing]] each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen [[at least 100]] users from [[420 chan]]. Most [[Bullshit|forum drama]] goes down here, so don't be messin.
*'''Expression''' - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
*'''Debates & Discussion''' - The place for idiots to argue about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|edgy topics]], such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain [[over 9,000]] words, and house most of the forum [[Internet asshole|assholes.]]
*'''Public Gang Chat''' - The place where all the [[faggot|"important members"]] go to fuck each other in the ass. Mostly filled with mutual masturbation, people that hump Anime dolls, cock size competitions and hypocritical [[douche|fuckwads]] who complain about people posting random shit while posting nothing but random shit themselves. Anyone who points out the shittery is banned by the [[asswipe|gang leaders]], who are probably too busy bathing themselves in oceans of cock to see how fucking [[mental retardation|retarded]] they are themselves.


The Precinct: Gang full of gay faggots who like to think they're police officers. Notable faggots include Makeshyft and Voodoo (which is the same person using two accounts), Widowmaker (angry scottish movie nerd who spends his friday nights jerking off to The Dark Knight), Videopoker (Hipster in a wheelchair), Moonshield (Some wannabe black metal wigger also moderates music chat and bans anyone who is not METULLLL enough) and Xcommunicated (Who is pretty cool and has a giant phallus).


Zaibatsu: Bunch of nintendo nerds who live in their mothers basment. Among them are Ryan (Asslicking ginger pubed mod, who should have been killed at birth but was allowed to live so Waddy could molest him when he was 5), Uni (Stupid prick who tried to make his own game in SAMP but failed miserably adding much lulz) and Unoriginal44 (Dickrider who wanted to be in the precinct but got rejected by Voodoo for not being faggot enough).


The Connection: Possibly the worst gang on the forum, not a single good member left on it's roster they're like a vacuum for shit. Notable piles of shit are: Kevin2006rhs (Dumb redneck fuck previously mentioned), Oblivionz (14 year old boy banned for being a faggot with no life, also known as the biggest asskiss on the forum and rimmed anyone he could to try and boost his e-rep, most notably stabbed his once best butt buddy Damon in the back in attempt to look cool with unofficial gang the FBI or Faggot Bitches Institute), Vanilla Shake (Previously in Zaibatsu but decided he wanted to join a even shittier gang so decided to cry and suck Meta187's cock in a bid to join TC, also know for his terrible 70's haircut), Meta187 (Pretty much the leader of TC, spends his whole day on XBL playing Hannah Montana which he swears his his sons game, to get into TC it's relatively easy just suck Meta's cock and you're done!).
===OGA Gangs===


Andolini Mafia Family: Bunch of retards who have watched the Godfather too many times. Nobody cares about their members
Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.


$outh $ide Hoodz: Too stoned too even insult.
Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.


LFM: Another faggot mafia family.
The Precinct - Man children who have yet to move out of their parents basements. Can't have serious conversations to save their own skins because they're very very special.


Parcel Force: Has like 1 member
The Connection - The pretentious and pseudo-intellectual snobs. Do nothing but sit in their ivory tower and gossip cause they literally have nothing better to do with their lives. Half of them are transvestites.


The Yardies - Wanna be druggie Jamacians but in reality White Europeans living in comfortable middle class suburbs.


==The forum bodyguard! Be carefull!==
South Side Hoodz - The forum creeps and anime obsessed virgins. Keep blow up dolls in their basements.


[[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg|thumb|center|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]
Feroci - Who?
 
If you'll be found as a [[baby|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo|guards]] will come to hunt you!
 
==Forum Categories==
[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|thumb|left|The moderator's penis.]]
*'''GTA IV''' - Where ''all'' of the [[wiggers]] and forum [[queers]] gather in mass orgies to discuss [[Shit Nobody Cares About|how big Niko Bellic's penis is]].
*'''San Andreas''' - A place where you can be as [[fucktard|special]] as you like without feeling any [[fag|different]]. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
*'''The Lounge/General Chat''' - Typically where all the forum [[douchebags]] go when they're not [[Buttsex|screwing]] each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen [[at least 100]] users from [[420 chan]]. Most [[Bullshit|forum drama]] goes down here, so don't be messin.
*'''Expression''' - Where [[wigger]] kids post their shitty Photoshopped [[crap|works of art]].
*'''Debates & Discussion''' - The place for idiots to argue about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|edgy topics]], such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain [[over 9,000]] words, and house most of the forum [[Internet asshole|assholes.]]


==Becoming a Mod==
==Becoming a Mod==
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Becoming a [[Mod|moderator]] at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker|suck]] your way right to the top.
Becoming a [[Mod|moderator]] at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to [[cocksucker|suck]] your way right to the top.


# Find mod.
# Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like [[Italy|Robert De Niro or Al Pacino]].
# Unzip mod's pants.
# Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.
# Pull out cock.
# Get a ton of thumbs up points by [[Shit|shitting]] on GTA V.
# Suck cock.
# Add mods to your respect list and [[Gay|suck their cocks]] at every opportunity.
# Contract [[herpes]]
# Eat your own shit for breakfast and post it on the forum.  
# [[????]]
# [[????]]
# PROFIT!!!
# PROFIT!!!
# Another alternative option would be to be a snarky & sarcastic left-wing SJW with delusions of power and remember to berate people with opposing political views whenever you can, and just generally act like a superior narcissistic pseudo-intellectual wanker, and you will have it in the bag.


==Notable Alumni==
==Concept Threads==


[[Image:Gtaforumslol.png|thumb|right|Highly educated members such as this one make GTAForums the place to be.]]
Starting [[Last Thursday]], an [[13-year-old boy|intelligent poster]] decided that it would be an amazing idea to post ideas for a Grand Theft Auto game he called a "concept thread". The writers of these threads lack imagination, and will either ramble on about their "original characters" [[Insane|shooting up army bases on a jetpack]], or put zero effort into their thread, [[RJ Bandsma|borrowing vehicles, weapons, and even characters from other sources]], even "Grand Theft Auto" itself. The great irony of these threads are that they believe that their "original creation" will [[Unrealistic Expectations|actually be made into a game]].


*'''Slamman''' - [[hippie|Long haired,]] basement dwelling, dickwad who doesn't [[orly|shut the fuck up.]] Posed as 17 year-old [[jailbait]] under another account by the name of Juice by Kayle Marie. Also had like [[over 9000|200,000 posts]], mainly pics of his [[penis]]. Slamman is now an ex-member of the GTAForums. After so many years of but-raping the on going topics, moderators all joined forces and booted out the old hippie with laser disc and all. Latest news on the infamous ex-GTAForums member, indicates that the hippy has joined another Gta fansite. This second site which goes by the name of [[hippies|GTA Chronicles]]. Their last site went down the [[hippies|pits]]. Good luck this time [[hippies|GTA Chronicles!]] You'll still have your hands full with Slamman. 
 
*'''Juice by Kayla Marie''' - Slamman's alter-ego.
While reading these, be sure to look out for:
*'''Waddy''' - [[lie|Pretty rad guy]] and mighty ruler of Zaibastsu Rape Squad. Reports indicate that he has a massive 14" pen0r [[lolwut|(It was 28" before the server 'accident'.)]], which he uses in place of a Banhammer to break the pelvises of [[n00bs]]. He is believed to be a Jew whom resides in an awesome mansion, full of many beautiful [[whores|girls]] which he [[do not want|tends to daily.]]
*Every single line being a different color, causing eye rape.
*'''Justin''' - [[lie|Other rad guy.]]
*An [[Nigger|African-American hoodlum]] as a protagonist.
*'''Tank''' - Creator of the all holy GTANet, as according to some forum [[fucktards]]. We all know GTANet was thought of in the 1960s by a black person
*Every single radio station being either a rap station or featuring [[shit nobody cares about]].
*'''Asmo''' - Some [[homo]] who luckily got banneded because the amount of dick he sucked was just way too much for the GTAF servers to handle before they overloaded. Most believe he is just some 13 year old [[pussy|crybaby]] who is such a douchebag not even /b/ will take him, so instead [[pedophile|he roams the interwebz looking for baby buttholes to plunder.]]
*A truly [[No|original]] story that only a [[Retard|true literary genius]] can make.
*'''NameTaken''' - Made of epic failz.
*Ignoring and butchering shit from the original games, because fuck Rockstar when they do it but when they do it it's fine, amirite?
*'''Naomi''' -  is a [[fag|lovely dudess]] who is trying to look like a little, very small [[no girls on the internet|babe-y]] and always fails with that. That [[wimmins|man]] has [[buttsecks|ass rape]]d many times during his chilhood and now trying to deal with it by [[feminism|being a mother (ass) fucker bitch]]. If you know this person, please [[murder|help him out]].
 
*'''Anuj''' - A [[india|shit-showering cunt]] who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only [[buttsecks|sucking off]] to the official black person Tank. This [[penis|fagghead]] should not exist, he is one of the reasons to [[nazi|fix]] the Indian immigrantion problem. He likes calling himself "‎Anuj Srivastava‎", might be helpfull if you want to [[death|teach him a good lesson about life]].
 
{{cg|Concept Thread Hall of Fame|galleryofgtaiV|center|
<gallery>
Image:Hoodproporty.jpg|Ghetto gangbangers and spelling errors-the true ideals of a concept thread done correctly
Image:Originalstory.jpg|Only if [[No|Shakespeare wrote this good!]]
Image:Trytoreadthis.jpg|Try to read this. I dare you.
Image:Tryreadingthis.png|Couldn't read the picture to the left? Then try this on for size.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Eastereggs.jpg|Look at all the original ideas! I'll be sure to look out for these when [[Unrealistic Expectations|this game is finally made]].
Image:Gtamap.jpg|According to the writers, this is supposed to be [[Fail|an accurate description of America]].
Image:Notagain.jpg|What every thread becomes. [[Srsly]].
Image:Eyerape2.jpg|A common trick to hide shoddy writing is to hide it with a barely readable color.
</gallery>}}
 
{{clear}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
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* [[Forum]]
* [[Forum]]
* ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''
* ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''
* Jew
* [[Jew]]
* [[San Andreas Roleplay]]
* [[San Andreas Roleplay]]


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* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]
* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]


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GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!

GTAForums.com is an internet forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series of video games. The forum is dominated by 13 year-old fanboys and pedophiles, and has a staff consisting of closeted homosexuals and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for pedo baiting and trolling, which makes for much lulz. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because Grand Theft Auto are serious business.

Overview

Fag Paradise

File:Fatkid.jpg

For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving douchebag would see GTAForums as a community, with values. Wrong. Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their anuses, as well as a 40 year-old gaydar who lives in his basement fapping to the thought. There are also a couple of fat chicks who linger around once in a while, who love the caulk. Niggers aren't welcome.

Last Thursday, the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods ejaculated into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. People got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the media, this forum being controlled by Jew who their ancestors Jew and makes the normal humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if you'll go there, god will kill you.



The forum bodyguard! Be careful!

If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....

If you'll be found as a 12 years old girl, the guards will come to hunt you!

Forum Categories

The moderator's penis.
  • GTA V - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
  • GTA IV - Where all of the wiggers and forum queers gather in mass orgies to discuss how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is. Also a place to talk how GTA IV is the DEEPESTEST GAME EVAR (fedora required).
  • San Andreas - A place where you can be as special as you like without feeling any different. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
  • The Lounge/General Chat - Typically where all the forum douchebags go when they're not screwing each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen at least 100 users from 420 chan. Most forum drama goes down here, so don't be messin.
  • Expression - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
  • Debates & Discussion - The place for idiots to argue about edgy topics, such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain over 9,000 words, and house most of the forum assholes.
  • Public Gang Chat - The place where all the "important members" go to fuck each other in the ass. Mostly filled with mutual masturbation, people that hump Anime dolls, cock size competitions and hypocritical fuckwads who complain about people posting random shit while posting nothing but random shit themselves. Anyone who points out the shittery is banned by the gang leaders, who are probably too busy bathing themselves in oceans of cock to see how fucking retarded they are themselves.


OGA Gangs

Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.

Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.

The Precinct - Man children who have yet to move out of their parents basements. Can't have serious conversations to save their own skins because they're very very special.

The Connection - The pretentious and pseudo-intellectual snobs. Do nothing but sit in their ivory tower and gossip cause they literally have nothing better to do with their lives. Half of them are transvestites.

The Yardies - Wanna be druggie Jamacians but in reality White Europeans living in comfortable middle class suburbs.

South Side Hoodz - The forum creeps and anime obsessed virgins. Keep blow up dolls in their basements.

Feroci - Who?

Becoming a Mod

Getting violated anally never looked so good!

Becoming a moderator at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to suck your way right to the top.

  1. Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like Robert De Niro or Al Pacino.
  2. Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.
  3. Get a ton of thumbs up points by shitting on GTA V.
  4. Add mods to your respect list and suck their cocks at every opportunity.
  5. ????
  6. PROFIT!!!
  7. Another alternative option would be to be a snarky & sarcastic left-wing SJW with delusions of power and remember to berate people with opposing political views whenever you can, and just generally act like a superior narcissistic pseudo-intellectual wanker, and you will have it in the bag.

Concept Threads

Starting Last Thursday, an intelligent poster decided that it would be an amazing idea to post ideas for a Grand Theft Auto game he called a "concept thread". The writers of these threads lack imagination, and will either ramble on about their "original characters" shooting up army bases on a jetpack, or put zero effort into their thread, borrowing vehicles, weapons, and even characters from other sources, even "Grand Theft Auto" itself. The great irony of these threads are that they believe that their "original creation" will actually be made into a game.


While reading these, be sure to look out for:

  • Every single line being a different color, causing eye rape.
  • An African-American hoodlum as a protagonist.
  • Every single radio station being either a rap station or featuring shit nobody cares about.
  • A truly original story that only a true literary genius can make.
  • Ignoring and butchering shit from the original games, because fuck Rockstar when they do it but when they do it it's fine, amirite?


Concept Thread Hall of Fame About missing Pics
  • Ghetto gangbangers and spelling errors-the true ideals of a concept thread done correctly
    Ghetto gangbangers and spelling errors-the true ideals of a concept thread done correctly
  • Only if Shakespeare wrote this good!
    Only if Shakespeare wrote this good!
  • Try to read this. I dare you.
    Try to read this. I dare you.
  • Couldn't read the picture to the left? Then try this on for size.
    Couldn't read the picture to the left? Then try this on for size.
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