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[[Image:Super_Fatlus.png|thumb|Fatlus, the company's official mascot]]
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'''Atlus''' is a [[Japan]]ese game company known for making games that require actual brainpower to beat. If you suck shit at thinking then your best bet is to grind until you can press X to win like in [[Soul Calibur]]. Their fans are even more pathetic than [[World of Warcraft|Warcrack]] addicts, because unlike an MMO, Atlus games have no potential for even online social interaction to occur.
'''Atlus''' is a [[Japan]]ese game company known for making games that require actual brainpower to beat. If you suck shit at thinking then your best bet is to grind until you can press X to win like in [[Soul Calibur]]. Their fans are even more pathetic than [[World of Warcraft|Warcrack]] addicts, because unlike an MMO, Atlus games have no potential for even online social interaction to occur.


However, it should be noted that [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Atlus America does not actually develop games, but they are more of a localization service, translating games from many developers into]] [[English]].
However, it should be noted that [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Atlus America does not actually develop games, but they are more of a localization service, translating games from many developers into]] [[English]].


==Persona ==
==Persona ==
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'''Persona 1'''
'''Persona 1'''


This game got a  shit of the earth [[Americunt]] translation. The city you're in is totally fucked, courtesy of a smug guy in a suit named Takihisa Kandori, who mindrapes a flatchested bitch to become a god and troll your asshat friend Nanjou in the process.
This game got a  shit of the earth [[Americunt]] translation. The city you're in is totally fucked, courtesy of a smug guy in a suit named [[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|Takihisa Kandori]], who mind[[raep]]s a flatchested bitch to become a god and troll your asshat friend Nanjou in the process.
However, it seems Kandori realized trolling the world until there is nothing left to troll is boring, so he basically is about to become [[an Hero]] before Nanjou pisses him off and he turns into Buddha on acid.Thankfully, for a god he's a complete pussy whom Nanjou can cap in the head with a sniper rifle.
However, it seems Kandori realized trolling the world until there is nothing left to troll is boring, so he basically is about to become [[an Hero]] before Nanjou pisses him off and he turns into Buddha on acid. Thankfully, for a god he's a complete pussy whom Nanjou can cap in the head with a sniper rifle.


'''Persona 2 Innocent Sin'''
'''Persona 2 Innocent Sin'''


A bunch of emo kids, which include a [[gay]] wannabe rocker, a gay (no, srsly) main character who nonetheless gets a ton of women pining for him anyway, and his [[American]] fag hag get mindraped by Philemon (the pedophile from the first game, who apparently already mindfucked them as kids and has come back for seconds), and they wind up trying to find a bad ripoff of the Joker Persona 2 Innocent Sin.
A bunch of emo kids, which include a [[gay]] wannabe rocker, a gay (no, srsly) main character who nonetheless gets a ton of women pining for him anyway, and his [[bishounen]] fag hag get mindraped by Philemon (the pedophile from the first game, who apparently already mindfucked them as kids and has come back for seconds), and they wind up trying to find a bad ripoff of the Joker. Oh and somehow Hitler survived WW2 and you gets to fight him and his nazi army. Hitler ironically wields the spear that killed jesus as well as having a persona that resembles tentacle [[Raep]].


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Roll credits.
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'''Persona 2 Eternal Punishment'''
'''Persona 2 Eternal Punishment'''


Shit that nobody cares about happens.
A unnecessary sequel that involves [[Shit no one cares about|Shit no one cares about]] which happens.


Roll credits.
Roll credits.
[[File:Persona_3_an_hero.jpg|thumb|Is that [[semen]]]]
'''Persona 3'''
You play as an suicidal edgelord whose parents died in a typical Japanese truck accident. You can only fight during the "Dark Hour". The rest is spent trying to fuck schoolgirls. Basically a fucking dungeon crawler/dating sim for [[weeaboo|grown men]] who cant get laid by real life girlfriends. Got an M rating to much drama due to the fact that the game [[literally]] requires you to [[an hero]] in order to summon your [[Pokemon]]. Atlus decided it would be too much work to create individual dungeons, so they put them all into one fucking tower. Enjoy grinding through 90+ levels of the same thing. Everyone wanted to fuck Akihiko and was disappointed that you could not be gay even though Akihiko is clearly a closet homosexual for MC's blue-haired emo asshole.
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'''Persona 3 Portable'''
You can fuck Akihiko in this game.
'''[[Persona 4]]'''
Fuck bitches, get money. You play as a [[Fag|Japanese pretty boy]] with a bowl cut and a glasses fetish. Dungeons are in TVs this time. Your party consists of a a horny Japanese Inn girl stereotype with a red headband, [[Death Note|Misa Amane]], Velma, a reverse [[trap]] designed with the purpose of making male gamers gay, a [[furry]], a closet gay guy and that other kid that [[nobody cares]] about.


'''Persona 3'''[[File:Persona_3_an_hero.jpg|thumb|Is that [[semen]]]]
'''Persona 4: The Golden'''


You can only fight during the "Dark Hour".The rest is spent trying to fuck schoolgirls. Basically  fucking dungeon crawler/dating sim. Got an M rating to much drama due to the fact that the game [[literally]] requires you to [[an hero]]. Atlus decided it would be too much work to create individual dungeons, so they put them all into one fucking tower.Enjoy grinding through 90+ levels of the same thing.  
A [[Jewgold]] generating technique that Fatlus came up with. All it did was adding a [[Mary sue]] bitch [[literally]] named [[Tsundere|Marie]] whose purpose is being a [[bitch]] as much as possible, and writing shitty poems that you have to read.


== Shin Megami Tensei ==
'''Persona 4: Arena'''


Seeing as how you can kill God in this game, it's perfect troll material for [[Christfag]] gamers. Just go to any Christian gaming board and recommend it to someone looking for a new RPG to play. Don't spoil the plot for them, it's funnier if they find out themselves.
Rip-off [[Street Fighter]] fighting game Atlus made to get [[moar]] money from weebs because it features characters from 3 and 4. Also just proves Akihiko is canonically gay for [[Faggot|Kanji]].


'''Persona Q'''


'''Shin Megami Tensei I:''' 
Same reason Persona 4: Arena was made.


You play the role of just [[Anonymous|an average guy fapping to porn on the Internet]]. Then you get a popup telling you that you can summon [[goatse|demons]] through the computer. Common sense would have told you not to click popups, but you're an idiot. After fucking up the world, you're now a patsy stuck in a war between [[Longcat|God]] and [[Tacgnol|Lucifer]]. Sucks to be you.


However you get three options, titled Law (i.e. - for Christfags) Chaos (i.e. - for Christfag haters) and Neutral (who those who think the first two options suck more dick than a gay blowjob contest)
{{quote|Give us your money you fucking weeaboos.|ATLUS}}


The second game goes on the assumption you trolled the Law and Chaos sides by killing their leaders, leaving both Lucifer and God a picture of your ass with "Kiss This" written on it in magic marker, then you pimp walked out of their headquarters to head off into the sunset so you could fuck your girlfriend.


'''Persona 5'''


'''Shin Megami Tensei II: '''
Basically you play as [[My Immortal|emo Harry Potter]] who does a magical girl transformation into a Tuxedo Mask Cosplay. Catwoman and Felix the Cat fight alongside you. Along the way you also recruit a homeless [[asexual]] artist, a brunette who’s fucking [[My Immortal|emo Harry Potter]],
[[Splatoon]] girl who’s also asexual, Light Yagami, and two other characters no gives a shit about.


Set 30 years after the first game, you are an amnesiac gladiator who becomes a bitch for the Christfags until one of them realizes they are more fucked in the head than L Ron Hubbard and you decide to troll the shit out of them by freeing the gods of Japan for the lulz while pissing in the eyesockets of the Archangels Michael, Raphael, and Uriel after beating the shit out of some asshole calling himself YHVH.
== Shin Megami Tensei ==


Turns out you actually beat up a Xerox of YHVH's asshole, and you are soon given a choice like the first game to side with Law, Chaos, or go Neutral. Law involves working with the [[Christfags]] despite knowing they are enemies of all lulz, but even they realize YHVH is full of [[shit]] and ask you to troll him to death (oddly enough, SATAN is a member of the Christfag team and even joins you in beating the shit out of YHVH, though this may be a small bit of nonfail on Atlus' part if you read the Book Of Job and remember YHVH and Satan used to be fellow trolls of humanity). Chaos has you joining up with Lucifer to troll YHVH to death, and the ending has everyone rejoicing that a world of unending lulz has been born.
Seeing as how you can kill God in this game, it's perfect troll material for [[Christfag]] gamers. Just go to any Christian gaming board and recommend it to someone looking for a new RPG to play. Don't spoil the plot for them, it's funnier if they find out themselves.


Or you can go Neutral again, troll both Lucifer and YHVH to death, ignore YHVH's dying words to eventually reincarnate you as the bleeding asshole he'll keep fucking with the dick of the universe for all eternity, then walk off in the sunset with your female partner like the last game so you can fuck her, but since she's [[Your Mom| your mom]], that would make you a [[Sick fuck]]


'''Shin Megami Tensei I:''' 


'''Shin Megami Tensei III:'''
You play the role of just [[Anonymous|an average guy fapping to porn on the Internet]]. Then you get a popup telling you that you can summon [[goatse|demons]] through the computer. Common sense would have told you not to click popups, but you're an idiot. After fucking up the world, you're now a patsy stuck in a war between [[Longcat|God]] and [[Tacgnol|Lucifer]]. Sucks to be you.


Called "Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne" in the US because the first two games were never shipped to the weeaboos, this game is a little different in that you aren't an [[Anonymous| an average guy fapping to porn]], you're some mute kid who has a rich bitch for a girlfriend, are friends with some guy who yifs his hat, and your teacher wants to fuck you in a hospital. 
However you get three options, titled [[Moralfag|Law]] (i.e. - for Christfags) [[Hatefag|Chaos]] (i.e. - for Christfag haters) and [[Neutralfag|Neutral]] (who those who think the first two options suck more dick than a gay blowjob contest)


On the way there, some guy hands you some [[Porn| reading material]] and says he'll try to catch up with you later so he can drill your ass while you're doing the teacher, but by the time he gets to the hospital, the world has been fucked and turned into a giant uterus.
The second game goes on the assumption you trolled the Law and Chaos sides by killing their leaders, leaving both Lucifer and God a picture of your ass with "Kiss This" written on it in magic marker, then you pimp walked out of their headquarters to head off into the sunset so you could fuck your girlfriend.


As for you, you get a worm dropped in your eye, the world turns into a snow globe filled with troll shit and [[Goatse| demons]], and unlike the first two games that offer three boring ass endings, you get six this time that basically go like:


Shijima: (Law) The whole world is a place more boring and quiet than the creative processes of moralfags for all eternity.
'''Shin Megami Tensei II: '''


Musubi: (Neutral) A world where everyone does their own thing, which actually means everyone smokes pot till the end of time and stands in the same spot shitting themselves to death since they don't want to bother anyone else.
Set 30 years after the first game, you are an amnesiac gladiator who becomes a bitch for the Christfags.Then you go and beat YHVH or something like that after getting tired of the christfags. Turns out you actually beat up a Xerox of YHVH's asshole, and you are soon given a choice like the first game to side with Law, Chaos, or go Neutral. All endings are equally shitty.


Yosuga: (Chaos) It's a dog eat dog world, and everyone is wearing bloodstained underwear. Interestingly, you have to help and later kill your rich bitch girlfriend to get this ending, and it's only after you cave in her skull with your thick, manly dick does she have an orgasm, tell you she doesn't mind being sent her [[Kitchen| ultimate fate]], and then you get to fuck up the world.
'''Shin Megami Tensei IF: '''
The only game in the series that [[Weeaboos]] have not played due noone ever translating it which is ironic because [[Truth|The premise and plot sounds more interesting and better than some of the other shit atlus has made]]. You play as a [[16-year-old_Japanese_schoolgirl|Girl]] named Tamaki Uchida who has her school infested with demons due some [[Butthurt]] [[Faggot]] named Hazama getting bullied making him do [[columbine]] with demons. [[Shit noone cares about|Also Tamaki is a NPC in Persona 1.]]


Freedom: (Neutral, Electric Boogaloo) The world goes back to the way it was, you get to have that sex with your teacher, but Lucifer warns you God is going to fill the world with troll shit and [[Goatse| demons]] sometime in the future, so you get to do everything all over again, except this time you don't needed to get fucked in the eye first before you can join the lulz.
'''Shin Megami Tensei III:'''


Demon: You try to create a world of lulz, but you fail.
Called "Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne" in the US because the first two games were never shipped to the weeaboos, this game is a little different in that you aren't an average guy fapping to porn, you're some mute kid who has a rich bitch for a girlfriend, are friends with some guy who yiffs his hat, and your teacher wants to fuck you in a hospital.


True Demon: Lucifer makes you his [[William_Tecumseh_Sherman| general of supreme lulz]], and the two of you decide to create a world of unending lulz by trolling God to death.




'''Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey'''  
'''Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey'''  


This game is a little different. You play as a bad space marine ripoff who gets made the personal bitch of a computer camera addon named Arthur who tell you investigate the Schwarzvelt, which is German for "dark world", and considering most of it represents the mental processes of the average weeaboo masturbating to furry porn, that's actually a pretty accurate name.
This game is a little different. You play as a bad space marine ripoff who gets made the personal bitch of a computer camera addon named Arthur who tell you investigate the Schwarzvelt, [[Nobody cares|which is German for "dark world"]], and considering most of it represents the mental processes of the average weeaboo masturbating to furry porn, that's actually a pretty accurate name.


Regardless, much like the earlier games you have three endings:
Regardless, much like the earlier games you have three endings:
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'''Shin Megami Tensei: IMAGINE'''
'''Shin Megami Tensei: IMAGINE'''


A shitty [[MMORPG]] created by shitty Japanese phone company [[Asshole|CAVE]]. The game's shitty, 2-hour storyline takes place between the events of SMT 1 and 2... or something. You play as a [[pokemon|DEMON BUSTER]] who knows how to summon [[Pokemon|Demons]] in battle and can [[pokemon|catch demons by begging them or giving them money]] [[digimon|so that they can turn into eggs that go into your shitty digivice thing on your wrist]]. Some bitch with no back-story or personality dies from a giant four-headed dildo thing and you get sent to this dude named [[Metal Gear Solid|The Snakeman]] where he teaches you shit. Then you have to go to a city called [[japan|Shinjuku Babel]] and help a [[lolicon|loli robot]] save the world from some bitch who wants to resurrect God/Yahweh/YARLY/Some General Guy. You stop her and that was, like, two hours of your time wasted... when you're not [[Final Fantasy XI|running for hours on end]] and speaking to random bitches for shits and giggles.
A shitty [[MMORPG]]. The game's 2-hour storyline takes place between the events of SMT 1 and 2... or something. You play as a demon summoner like you do in every other fucking SMT game
 
They had an update called [[wut|Shin Megami Tensei Imagine Online Chain of Curse]] where a giant eyeball testicle brain god curses you and lowers your stats... which doesn't matter because this game's stat systems are bullshit. So you must gain help from a midget to save the yuyuhakusho from the yuhioh barier mamajujujukakapoopoo by using the Seven-Branched sword's special power of the kaka fuchi.
 
No, seriously. This actually happens. This was actually created by a developer using time and money and released. And this entire storyline takes an hour to beat if you don't suck. The game also had updates in Japan with 5-minute questlines based on other anime series that nobody cares about.
 
The game also has a Law, Chaos, and Neutral System, though it does nothing of interest.
 
Law: You suck. Period. Why do you even exist, you cock-juggling bitch-ass-nigger?
 
Chaos: Great, you're an emo fagget. Have fun with that. Mudkips.
 
Neutral: You have no personality and deserve to die.


The game's community is filled with retarded, egotistic bitches who make themselves believe that this is the bestest game evar when, in fact, it has enough content to make [[your mother]] get tired of the monotony and go back to Farmville because ''it has more content than this piece of shit waste of internets.''
The game's community is filled with retarded, egotistic bitches who make themselves believe that this is the bestest game evar when, in fact, it has enough content to make [[your mother]] get tired of the monotony and go back to Farmville because ''it has more content than this piece of shit waste of internets.''


=== Digital Devil Saga ===
''' Digital Devil Saga'''




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A Pokemon ripoff, except you get to beat the shit out of demons and people with stuff that looks less like squealing kid friendly electric rats and more like something you might actually shit yourself over. Unfortunately, it still looks like the ejaculate of an animu fan anyway.
A Pokemon ripoff, except you get to beat the shit out of demons and people with stuff that looks less like squealing kid friendly electric rats and more like something you might actually shit yourself over. Unfortunately, it still looks like the ejaculate of an animu fan anyway.


=== Disgaea ===
== Disgaea ==
Nobody knows what this game is about, other than killing the same penguin millions of times in hopes of finally leveling up enough to advance the plot (which will never happen). This game is also notable for their refusal to upgrade the graphics beyond anything you might see on [[Habbo]]- even with the superior power of da [[Playstation 3|PS Triple]] (word yo) at their disposal. It also houses [[over 9000]] kids who think they are [[otherkin]].  Prime example would be [http://www.youtube.com/user/adventxangel adventxangel.] He is the real Laharl!  News flash!  He's 24 years old and trolls people's comment boxes!  Another Disgaea worshipper is [http://www.youtube.com/user/liubaio Liubaio.]  He faps off to Disgaea 24/7, but is rather unfunny.  He does get [[butthurt]] alot and can't defend himself well.  His modding skills are piss poor.  That's because he has raped over 9000 penguins in the process.
Gameplay consists of  killing the same fucking penguin millions of times in hopes of finally leveling up enough to advance the plot (which will never happen). Despite being on the [[PS3]],the graphics resemble what you would find on [[Habbo Hotel]]. It also houses [[over 9000]] kids who think they are [[otherkin]].  Prime example would be [http://www.youtube.com/user/adventxangel adventxangel.] He is the real Laharl!  News flash!  He's 24 years old and trolls people's comment boxes!  Another Disgaea worshipper is [http://www.youtube.com/user/liubaio Liubaio.]  He faps off to Disgaea 24/7, but is rather unfunny.  He does get [[butthurt]] alot and can't defend himself well.  His modding skills are piss poor.  That's because he has raped over 9000 penguins in the process.
Like [[Capcom]] with Devil May Cry, they thought that the series was so [[lie|awesome]], that it was completely [[not|necessary]] to make an [[anime]] out of it. Like Devil May cry, it [[Beer|barley]] has more than 10 episodes which involves nothing but [[lame]] and unfunny jokes that [[fail|makes disney channel shows more desirable]]. The only difference between the 2 is that Dante from devil may cry does nothing but eat [[American|pizza]], and Laharl from Disgaea is a skinny pussy that thinks his lame shorts and shoes are [[1337]]. But they both have a too good-for-you attitude.
Like [[Capcom]] with Devil May Cry, they thought that the series was so [[lie|awesome]], that it was completely [[not|necessary]] to make an [[anime]] out of it. Like Devil May cry, it [[Beer|barley]] has more than 10 episodes which involves nothing but [[lame]] and unfunny jokes that [[fail|makes disney channel shows more desirable]]. The only difference between the 2 is that Dante from devil may cry does nothing but eat [[American|pizza]], and Laharl from Disgaea is a skinny pussy that thinks his lame shorts and shoes are [[1337]]. But they both have a too good-for-you attitude.


=== Trauma Center ===
==Trauma Center ==
Trauma Center is a game developed for the [[Nintendo]] DS and Wii. This game provides a [[Lies|realistic portrayal of surgery]], in which the player is required to perform tasks seen by everyday surgeons such as removing tumors, disarming bombs lodged in their patients' anal cavity, [[What|drawing the pentagram to slow down time]] and [[Giant_enemy_crab|removing indestructible spider webs created by mutant-superviruses from their patients' hearts]].
Trauma Center is a game developed for the [[Nintendo]] DS and Wii. This game provides a [[Lies|realistic portrayal of surgery]], in which the player is required to perform tasks seen by everyday surgeons such as removing tumors, disarming bombs lodged in their patients' anal cavity, [[What|drawing the pentagram to slow down time]] and [[Giant_enemy_crab|removing indestructible spider webs created by mutant-superviruses from their patients' hearts]].


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== Baroque ==
Basically too deep4you plot with shitty gameplay. Has multiple ending that takes 4ever to get. The only thing good about it is the shitty spin off game that the developer made when they were high. Basically you play as a nude baby angel shooting shit up, but is a time attack game so you only gets to play for 60 sec lol BUY THE REAL VERSION! ATLUS NEEDS YOUR MONEY.
 
 
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Image:Best_Buy_Fatlus.png|Typical Best Buy shopping experience.
Image:Best_Buy_Fatlus.png|Typical Best Buy shopping experience.
Image:Already_Fat.png|You are already [[fat]]
Image:Already_Fat.png|You are already [[fat]]
Image:Family Guy vs Disgaea.jpg|Fatlus does not like [[Family Guy]]
Image:Family Guy vs Disgaea.jpg|Fatlus does not like [[Family Guy]]
Image:Shadow of the Fatlus.png|Fatlus is the final boss in Shadow of the Colossus
Image:Shadow of the Fatlus.png|Fatlus is the final boss in Shadow of the Colossus
Image:Jack_Frost_Cosplay_2.jpg| Maybe it's not that bad
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Image:Fatlus_Disgaea2.gif|Fatlus enjoys endless rehashan
Image:Jack_Frost_Cosplay.jpg|10/10 compared to most fanboys
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Image:Fatlus EDF2017_2.jpg|JAPAN IS SUPERIOR
Image:Fatlus EDF2017_2.jpg|JAPAN IS SUPERIOR
Image:Fatlus_WW2_2.png|Fatlus is a known [[weeaboo]]
Image:Fatlus_WW2_2.png|Nihon stronk desu ne
Image:Fatlus_Shopping_2.jpg|Decisions, decisions...
Image:Fatlus_Shopping_2.jpg|Decisions, decisions...
Image:Fixedforaccuracy.jpg|They're not so different after all...
Image:Fixedforaccuracy.jpg|They're not so different after all...
Image:Fatlus argument.png|Those ignorant ancestors...
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Image:Fatlus nigger.jpg|Atlus games can even turn a starving black person into a fat weeaboo
Image:Fatlus nigger.jpg|Atlus games can even turn a starving black person into a fat weeaboo
Image:Fatlus_driving.jpg|A typical Atlus fan on the way to Gamestop.
Image:Fatlus_driving.jpg|A typical Atlus fan on the way to Gamestop.
Image:Fatlus_Madden.jpg|[[Lies|Atlus fans do not think highly of shovelware]]
Image:Fatlus_Madden.jpg|[[Lies|Atlus fans do not think highly of shovelware]]
Image:Persona_is_Deep.png|YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
Image:Persona_is_Deep.png|[[Big Dog|Too deep for you]]?
Image:FatlusPlaysHalo.png|Fatlus attempts to play Halo.
Image:FatlusPlaysHalo.png|Fatlus attempts to play Halo.
Image:SnowboardFatlus.jpg|Beware the Fatlus.
Image:SnowboardFatlus.jpg|Beware the Fatlus.
Image:Fatlus.png|Typical fatlus
Image:Fatlus persona evoker.png|Atlus wants you to [[an hero]]
Image:Fatlus persona evoker.png|Now atlus can pretend he's really in Persona
Image:Fatlus sageru.png|[[Sage|Sageru]]
Image:Fatlus ff15.jpg|Fucking [[Shit|masterpiece]]
Image:Persona_is_Deep.png|YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
Image:Fatlus sageru.png|[[Sage|Sageru]] all you want
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Atlus is a Japanese game company known for making games that require actual brainpower to beat. If you suck shit at thinking then your best bet is to grind until you can press X to win like in Soul Calibur. Their fans are even more pathetic than Warcrack addicts, because unlike an MMO, Atlus games have no potential for even online social interaction to occur.

However, it should be noted that Atlus America does not actually develop games, but they are more of a localization service, translating games from many developers into English.

Persona

Persona 1

This game got a shit of the earth Americunt translation. The city you're in is totally fucked, courtesy of a smug guy in a suit named Takihisa Kandori, who mindraeps a flatchested bitch to become a god and troll your asshat friend Nanjou in the process. However, it seems Kandori realized trolling the world until there is nothing left to troll is boring, so he basically is about to become an Hero before Nanjou pisses him off and he turns into Buddha on acid. Thankfully, for a god he's a complete pussy whom Nanjou can cap in the head with a sniper rifle.

Persona 2 Innocent Sin

A bunch of emo kids, which include a gay wannabe rocker, a gay (no, srsly) main character who nonetheless gets a ton of women pining for him anyway, and his bishounen fag hag get mindraped by Philemon (the pedophile from the first game, who apparently already mindfucked them as kids and has come back for seconds), and they wind up trying to find a bad ripoff of the Joker. Oh and somehow Hitler survived WW2 and you gets to fight him and his nazi army. Hitler ironically wields the spear that killed jesus as well as having a persona that resembles tentacle Raep.

Roll credits.

Persona 2 Eternal Punishment

A unnecessary sequel that involves Shit no one cares about which happens.

Roll credits.

Is that semen

Persona 3

You play as an suicidal edgelord whose parents died in a typical Japanese truck accident. You can only fight during the "Dark Hour". The rest is spent trying to fuck schoolgirls. Basically a fucking dungeon crawler/dating sim for grown men who cant get laid by real life girlfriends. Got an M rating to much drama due to the fact that the game literally requires you to an hero in order to summon your Pokemon. Atlus decided it would be too much work to create individual dungeons, so they put them all into one fucking tower. Enjoy grinding through 90+ levels of the same thing. Everyone wanted to fuck Akihiko and was disappointed that you could not be gay even though Akihiko is clearly a closet homosexual for MC's blue-haired emo asshole.

Roll credits.

Persona 3 Portable

You can fuck Akihiko in this game.

Persona 4

Fuck bitches, get money. You play as a Japanese pretty boy with a bowl cut and a glasses fetish. Dungeons are in TVs this time. Your party consists of a a horny Japanese Inn girl stereotype with a red headband, Misa Amane, Velma, a reverse trap designed with the purpose of making male gamers gay, a furry, a closet gay guy and that other kid that nobody cares about.

Persona 4: The Golden

A Jewgold generating technique that Fatlus came up with. All it did was adding a Mary sue bitch literally named Marie whose purpose is being a bitch as much as possible, and writing shitty poems that you have to read.

Persona 4: Arena

Rip-off Street Fighter fighting game Atlus made to get moar money from weebs because it features characters from 3 and 4. Also just proves Akihiko is canonically gay for Kanji.

Persona Q

Same reason Persona 4: Arena was made.


   
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Give us your money you fucking weeaboos.
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—ATLUS


Persona 5

Basically you play as emo Harry Potter who does a magical girl transformation into a Tuxedo Mask Cosplay. Catwoman and Felix the Cat fight alongside you. Along the way you also recruit a homeless asexual artist, a brunette who’s fucking emo Harry Potter, Splatoon girl who’s also asexual, Light Yagami, and two other characters no gives a shit about.

Shin Megami Tensei

Seeing as how you can kill God in this game, it's perfect troll material for Christfag gamers. Just go to any Christian gaming board and recommend it to someone looking for a new RPG to play. Don't spoil the plot for them, it's funnier if they find out themselves.


Shin Megami Tensei I:

You play the role of just an average guy fapping to porn on the Internet. Then you get a popup telling you that you can summon demons through the computer. Common sense would have told you not to click popups, but you're an idiot. After fucking up the world, you're now a patsy stuck in a war between God and Lucifer. Sucks to be you.

However you get three options, titled Law (i.e. - for Christfags) Chaos (i.e. - for Christfag haters) and Neutral (who those who think the first two options suck more dick than a gay blowjob contest)

The second game goes on the assumption you trolled the Law and Chaos sides by killing their leaders, leaving both Lucifer and God a picture of your ass with "Kiss This" written on it in magic marker, then you pimp walked out of their headquarters to head off into the sunset so you could fuck your girlfriend.


Shin Megami Tensei II:

Set 30 years after the first game, you are an amnesiac gladiator who becomes a bitch for the Christfags.Then you go and beat YHVH or something like that after getting tired of the christfags. Turns out you actually beat up a Xerox of YHVH's asshole, and you are soon given a choice like the first game to side with Law, Chaos, or go Neutral. All endings are equally shitty.

Shin Megami Tensei IF: The only game in the series that Weeaboos have not played due noone ever translating it which is ironic because The premise and plot sounds more interesting and better than some of the other shit atlus has made. You play as a Girl named Tamaki Uchida who has her school infested with demons due some Butthurt Faggot named Hazama getting bullied making him do columbine with demons. Also Tamaki is a NPC in Persona 1.

Shin Megami Tensei III:

Called "Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne" in the US because the first two games were never shipped to the weeaboos, this game is a little different in that you aren't an average guy fapping to porn, you're some mute kid who has a rich bitch for a girlfriend, are friends with some guy who yiffs his hat, and your teacher wants to fuck you in a hospital.


Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey

This game is a little different. You play as a bad space marine ripoff who gets made the personal bitch of a computer camera addon named Arthur who tell you investigate the Schwarzvelt, which is German for "dark world", and considering most of it represents the mental processes of the average weeaboo masturbating to furry porn, that's actually a pretty accurate name.

Regardless, much like the earlier games you have three endings:

Law: Force the entire world to suck the dick of the God of Law for eternity via having a Lady Gaga knockoff hypnotize them into it.

Chaos: Help some black guy who merged with Goatse turn the world into hell.

Neutral: Kill the black guy and Lady Gaga impersonator, then punch a baby to death and go back to a world that's pretty much as shitty as Oh Internet.


Shin Megami Tensei: IMAGINE

A shitty MMORPG. The game's 2-hour storyline takes place between the events of SMT 1 and 2... or something. You play as a demon summoner like you do in every other fucking SMT game

The game's community is filled with retarded, egotistic bitches who make themselves believe that this is the bestest game evar when, in fact, it has enough content to make your mother get tired of the monotony and go back to Farmville because it has more content than this piece of shit waste of internets.

Digital Devil Saga


Digital Devil Saga 1:

This game takes place in a really fucked up world called the Junkyard, where everyone dances to the will of upside down naked albino people strapped to a machine. [1] Amidst being pleasured to new heights of ecstacy, they tell the asstards that they must ascend the obligatory Shin Megami Tensei tower to reach Nirvana. One day a Lazer descends from the heavens and causes everyone to OM NOM NOM each other. It is said that every time Fatlus OM NOM NOMZ another enemy, he gains OVER 9000 MOAR pounds.

Digital Devil Saga 2:

You wind up on a version of Earth where everyone is hard up (literally, OVER 9000 people are turned to stone), some assholes imported from North Korea eat everyone they don't shoot, and the good guys are led by a drunk. Eventually, one of your buddies turns on you during the course of the game, so you have to kill him while trying to deal with the fact your mom had a cock and the girl your main character has been popping a boner over is actually your sister.

Well, you eventually get over this, fuse with her into one being, become a shemale, and then you all die, reunite with the traitor who wanted to eat out your sister's pussy inside the fucking Sun (no, srsly), then you beat the shit out of God so he'll quit showing the world pictures of Goatse.


Devil Survivor 1:

A Pokemon ripoff, except you get to beat the shit out of demons and people with stuff that looks less like squealing kid friendly electric rats and more like something you might actually shit yourself over. Unfortunately, it still looks like the ejaculate of an animu fan anyway.

Disgaea

Gameplay consists of killing the same fucking penguin millions of times in hopes of finally leveling up enough to advance the plot (which will never happen). Despite being on the PS3,the graphics resemble what you would find on Habbo Hotel. It also houses over 9000 kids who think they are otherkin. Prime example would be adventxangel. He is the real Laharl! News flash! He's 24 years old and trolls people's comment boxes! Another Disgaea worshipper is Liubaio. He faps off to Disgaea 24/7, but is rather unfunny. He does get butthurt alot and can't defend himself well. His modding skills are piss poor. That's because he has raped over 9000 penguins in the process. Like Capcom with Devil May Cry, they thought that the series was so awesome, that it was completely necessary to make an anime out of it. Like Devil May cry, it barley has more than 10 episodes which involves nothing but lame and unfunny jokes that makes disney channel shows more desirable. The only difference between the 2 is that Dante from devil may cry does nothing but eat pizza, and Laharl from Disgaea is a skinny pussy that thinks his lame shorts and shoes are 1337. But they both have a too good-for-you attitude.

Trauma Center

Trauma Center is a game developed for the Nintendo DS and Wii. This game provides a realistic portrayal of surgery, in which the player is required to perform tasks seen by everyday surgeons such as removing tumors, disarming bombs lodged in their patients' anal cavity, drawing the pentagram to slow down time and removing indestructible spider webs created by mutant-superviruses from their patients' hearts.

Baroque

Basically too deep4you plot with shitty gameplay. Has multiple ending that takes 4ever to get. The only thing good about it is the shitty spin off game that the developer made when they were high. Basically you play as a nude baby angel shooting shit up, but is a time attack game so you only gets to play for 60 sec lol BUY THE REAL VERSION! ATLUS NEEDS YOUR MONEY.


Videos

  • Typical Best Buy shopping experience.
    Typical Best Buy shopping experience.
  • You are already fat
    You are already fat
  • Fatlus does not like Family Guy
    Fatlus does not like Family Guy
  • Fatlus is the final boss in Shadow of the Colossus
    Fatlus is the final boss in Shadow of the Colossus
  • Maybe it's not that bad
    Maybe it's not that bad
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  • 10/10 compared to most fanboys
    10/10 compared to most fanboys
  • JAPAN IS SUPERIOR
    JAPAN IS SUPERIOR
  • Nihon stronk desu ne
    Nihon stronk desu ne
  • Decisions, decisions...
    Decisions, decisions...
  • They're not so different after all...
    They're not so different after all...
  • Atlus games can even turn a starving black person into a fat weeaboo
    Atlus games can even turn a starving black person into a fat weeaboo
  • A typical Atlus fan on the way to Gamestop.
    A typical Atlus fan on the way to Gamestop.
  • Atlus fans do not think highly of shovelware
    Atlus fans do not think highly of shovelware
  • Too deep for you?
    Too deep for you?
  • Fatlus attempts to play Halo.
    Fatlus attempts to play Halo.
  • Beware the Fatlus.
    Beware the Fatlus.
  • Atlus wants you to an hero
    Atlus wants you to an hero
  • Sageru
    Sageru
  • YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
    YOU JUST DON'T GET IT

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