User:DinkDummy/David Guetta

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David Guetta
Born	November 7, 1967 (58 years old)
Nationality	Français
Occupation	DJ, musician

Pierre David Guetta^✡ is a French DJ who's well-known for his songs that nobody cares about, with a large fanbase, but nowadays his current fans are just a bunch of idiots from TCC, Tarrantulas, and Internet killers making cringe edits of killers with David's songs. What a huge failure, and David doesn't even care about TCC.

Background

Born on November 7, 1967, David was the son of a psychologist with Jewish and Moroccan heritage. He began his musical career at 17 playing in local nightclubs in his country. Later, he managed to get his way when he started creating cringe-worthy music that caught the attention of fangirls at the time, similar to what happened with Justin Bieber. Currently, David continues to make music, but he no longer gets the same attention. Now, he only gets attention for his awful song "Play Hard," which brought TCC to their attention.

David Guetta In 2007

Play Hard

Play Hard

On April 22, 2013, David created a song called Play Hard, which is a damn sample of Better Off Alone. With that song, he ended up gaining his fanbase in 2013. Then, out of nowhere, the song began to be forgotten, not until 2022 when a new generation would take up the song, but this time with different objectives.

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His Fans

• 764:

• TCC:

• Death Note:

See also

• 764
• Agartha
• Columbine
• Cringe
• Death Note
• Tarrantulas
• TCC
• TikTok