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'''Goths''' ('''Gawths''', '''Goffs''', '''Gawff''') are a [[College|self-aggrandizing]] bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. [[Oak And Cauldron|The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin.]] If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black. | |||
[[Some argue|Evolutionary social scientists postulate]] that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the [[Heavy Metal|Greb or Greebo]] lineage, due to its similar preponderance of [[BDSM|black clothing, leather, and spikes.]] However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the [[Emo]] subspecies. [[Some argue|It seems inevitable, therefore,]] that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established. | |||
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'''What have I missed? | '''What have I missed? [[Ebola-chan]] was 2 days ago • [[Scientology Speedrunning]] was 4 days ago • [[Clanker]] was 6 days ago | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:21, 21 May 2026
Goths (Gawths, Goffs, Gawff) are a self-aggrandizing bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin. If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.
Evolutionary social scientists postulate that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the Greb or Greebo lineage, due to its similar preponderance of black clothing, leather, and spikes. However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the Emo subspecies. It seems inevitable, therefore, that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.
What have I missed? Ebola-chan was 2 days ago • Scientology Speedrunning was 4 days ago • Clanker was 6 days ago