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'''{{Jew}}Rob Reiner{{Jew}}''', (March 6, 1947 - December 14, 2025) [[Power Word]]: ''Robert Norman Reiner'' and is best known, and called, by the loving names of ''"Meathead"'' and ''"That Dumb Polack"'' by both fans of his and people that [[Hate]] him just as equally. | '''{{Jew}}Rob Reiner{{Jew}}''', (March 6, 1947 - December 14, 2025) [[Power Word]]: ''Robert Norman Reiner'' and is best known, and called, by the loving names of ''"Meathead"'' and ''"That Dumb Polack"'' by both fans of his and people that [[Hate]] him just as equally. | ||
[[Dead-Pool]] fans that had their money on Rob Reiner [[Death|dying]] from a massive [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|Heart Attack]] or an [[Death|Embolic Stroke]] caused by a piece of his fat going for a [[Pool's Closed|swim]] in his blood stream | [[Dead-Pool]] fans that had their money on Rob Reiner [[Death|dying]] from a massive [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|Heart Attack]] or an [[Death|Embolic Stroke]] caused by a piece of his fat going for a [[Pool's Closed|swim]] in his blood stream snd blocking a blood vessel in his brain were dissapointed and lost their [[Money]] when he was found stabbed to [[Death]], along with his [[Wife]] by their daughter Romy in their [[Irony|Ironically safe and secure, Locked Gate community of {{Jew}}[[California|Brentwood, California]]{{Jew}} mansion. He is believed to have been (Allegedly) murdered by his son Nick. | ||
Known only for a single acting role, that being Michael Stivic on the [[Tv]] sitcom '''''[[All In The Family]]''''' and his only, really well known work as a [[Movie|director]] being the [[Cult|Cult Worshipped]], [[Nice try|pseudo]] Rockumentory '''''This is Spinal Tap''''' that consits of 70% jokes about true stories that happened to rock bands, 40% of those being about [[Ozzy Osbourne]] and when Ozzy was in Black Sabbath. 28.5% are about the band Whitesnake and David Coverdale and the remaing 1.5% being about [[Guitar|Guitarist]] egos and [[Azn|Yoko Ono]]. We'll throw Reiner a [[Cock|Bone]] and say that '''''Spinal Tap''''' was believable enough that it had [[Retard|retards]] trying to order the band's albums from Record Stores, much like how [[Stupid|morons]] tried writing letters to Hannibal Lecter after seeing '''''The Silence of the Lambs'''''. | Known only for a single acting role, that being Michael Stivic on the [[Tv]] sitcom '''''[[All In The Family]]''''' and his only, really well known work as a [[Movie|director]] being the [[Cult|Cult Worshipped]], [[Nice try|pseudo]] Rockumentory '''''This is Spinal Tap''''' that consits of 70% jokes about true stories that happened to rock bands, 40% of those being about [[Ozzy Osbourne]], such on the time when Ozzy got lost in the labyrinth like tunnels under a [[Ohio|Cleveland Stadium]] and when Ozzy was in Black Sabbath. 28.5% are about the band Whitesnake and David Coverdale and the remaing 1.5% being about [[Guitar|Guitarist]] egos and [[Azn|Yoko Ono]]. We'll throw Reiner a [[Cock|Bone]] and say that '''''Spinal Tap''''' was believable enough that it had [[Retard|retards]] trying to order the band's albums from Record Stores, much like how [[Stupid|morons]] tried writing letters to Hannibal Lecter after seeing '''''The Silence of the Lambs'''''. | ||
Much like his [[Acting]] and [[Movie|Directing]] career, Rob Reiner's beliefs can be summed up in one single cause that most people know of thanks to [[South Park]]. Reiner was vehemently opposed to [[Smoking]], despite it being able to make hot women even hotter, because it was the number one cause of [[Heart|Coronary Disease]], which has been the number one cause of death in [[America|The U.S.]] since the opening of the 20th century. As of now, [[Fat|obesity]] has overtaken smoking as the number one cause of coronary disease in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] which still remains the number one cause of death in the U.S., beating out [[Cancer]] by 60,000 deaths in [[2024]]. A [[Fact]] that Reiner obviously ignored. | Much like his [[Acting]] and [[Movie|Directing]] career, Rob Reiner's beliefs can be summed up in one single cause that most people know of thanks to [[South Park]]. Reiner was vehemently opposed to [[Smoking]], despite it being able to make hot women even hotter, because it was the number one cause of [[Heart|Coronary Disease]], which has been the number one cause of death in [[America|The U.S.]] since the opening of the 20th century. As of now, [[Fat|obesity]], really? we need to tell [[You|YOU]] this. has overtaken smoking as the number one cause of coronary disease in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] which still remains the number one cause of death in the U.S., beating out [[Cancer]] by 60,000 deaths in [[2024]]. A [[Fact]] that Reiner obviously ignored. | ||
The [[Irony]] of Reiner's murder is that he had a 25% chance of dying by coronary disease in the U.S. and only a 1.4% chance of dying by murder, 13% being caused by a family member meaning that Reiner had a 0.0000182% chance of being "Allegedly" murdered by his son Nick. We think that Reiner's time and energy were wasted on smoking and should have been spent protesting kitchen knives and family. | The [[Irony]] of Reiner's murder is that he had a 25% chance of dying by coronary disease in the U.S. and only a 1.4% chance of dying by murder, 13% being caused by a close family member meaning that Reiner had a 0.0000182% chance of being "Allegedly" murdered by his son Nick. We think that Reiner's time and energy were wasted on smoking and should have been spent protesting kitchen [[Knife|knives]] and family. | ||
Being both [[Jewish]] and dead, we already know that he'll receive a ''Lifetime Achievement Award'' at next year's '''''Oscars'''''. | Being both [[Jewish]] and dead, we already know that he'll receive a ''Lifetime Achievement Award'' at next year's '''''Oscars'''''. | ||
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[[File:Trump on Rob Reiner.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Trump wisely took this Tweet down after a few hours. Who says that Trump is insane? [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rob-reiner-trump-post/ Snopes]]] | [[File:Trump on Rob Reiner.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Trump wisely took this Tweet down after a few hours. Who says that Trump is insane? [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rob-reiner-trump-post/ Snopes]]] | ||
Rob Reiner was born to the Jewish actor '''Carl Reiner''' and the Jewess actor '''Estelle Reiner''' on March 6, 1947. | Rob Reiner was born to the Jewish actor/director '''Carl Reiner''' and the Jewess actor '''Estelle Reiner''' on March 6, 1947. | ||
Reiner has a younger brother '''Lucas Reiner''' who is an Actor, Director and Screenwriter and a younger sister '''Annie Reiner''' who is an Author, Poet and Playwright. Following in this tradition his son '''Nick''' is a Screenwriter and "Alleged" Murderer, son '''Jake''' is an Actor. His daughter '''Tracy''' is an Actor, Director and Producer and '''Romy''' is an Actor, Writer and Producer. | Reiner has a younger brother '''Lucas Reiner''' who is an Actor, Director and Screenwriter and a younger sister '''Annie Reiner''' who is an Author, Poet and Playwright. Following in this tradition his son '''Nick''' is a Screenwriter and "Alleged" Murderer, son '''Jake''' is an Actor. His daughter '''Tracy''' is an Actor, Director and Producer and daughter '''Romy''' is an Actor, Writer and Producer. | ||
Now - who wants to say that being Jewish and knowing people isn't a big leg up in the business? | Now - who wants to say that being Jewish and knowing people isn't a big leg up in the business? | ||
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As expected of a proper Jew with money, Rob grew up in {{Jew}}Beverly Hills{{Jew}} and went to Beverly Hills [[School|High School]]. | As expected of a proper Jew with money, Rob grew up in {{Jew}}Beverly Hills{{Jew}} and went to Beverly Hills [[School|High School]]. | ||
Predictably, at 14, Reiner asked Mommy and Daddy to use their connections and get him an acting role as a belated {{Jew}}Bar Mitzvah{{Jew}} gift. Unable to withstand the | Predictably, at 14, Reiner asked Mommy and Daddy to use their connections and get him an acting role as a belated {{Jew}}Bar Mitzvah{{Jew}} gift. Unable to withstand the powers of his dark, Jewish guilt trip ability, Carl and Estelle got him a role on the Tv Crime Series '''''Manhunt'''''. Much like the show, Reiner's character was just as forgettable. | ||
As we said or will later entertain you with, Reiner is pretty much only known for: Mike "Meathead" Stivic in '''''[[All In The Family]]''''', directing the cult classic '''''This is Spinal Tap''''', protesting smoking companies, being "Allegedly" murdered by his son Nick and having a rabid hatred for our [[The Donald| | As we said or will later entertain you with, Reiner is pretty much only known for: Mike "Meathead" Stivic in '''''[[All In The Family]]''''', directing the cult classic '''''This is Spinal Tap''''', protesting smoking companies, being "Allegedly" murdered by his son Nick and having a rabid hatred for our [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]]. | ||
In Elementary School, [[Psychologists]] say that an outward apperance of dislike and name calling is often a way children try to mask that they have a [[Love|Crush]] on someone. Did Rob Reiner want [[The Donald]] to [[Buttsecks|pop his O-Ring]]? This might be an answer as to why Reiner gave so much [[Time]] and | In Elementary School, [[Psychologists]] say that an outward apperance of dislike and name calling is often a way children try to mask that they have a [[Love|Crush]] on someone. Did Rob Reiner want [[The Donald]] to [[Buttsecks|pop his O-Ring]]? This might be an answer as to why Reiner gave so much [[Time]] and [[Money]] to spear head [[Proposition 8]] with his [[Penis|Pink Torpedo]] that would ensure the Ungodly practices of [[Gay]] rights like [[Marriage]] and adopting children. | ||
== Reiiner's Trump Derangement Syndrome == | == Reiiner's Trump Derangement Syndrome == | ||
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[[File:America Fuck Yeah.jpeg|right|250px]] | [[File:America Fuck Yeah.jpeg|right|250px]] | ||
Like most [[Liberal|Libtards]], [[Trump]] was a well loved | Like most [[Liberal|Libtards]], [[Trump]] was a well loved celebrity by Reiner and his friends when he was playing a character on '''''The Apprentice''''' and was even more [[Love|loved]] by him when he was using the now [[Dead meme]], "''YOU'RE FIRED!!"'' as an [[email]] attachment because he thaught it was absafuckinglutely hilarious. | ||
It wasn't until 2016 that [[Liberal]]s like Rob Reiner started to fall out of love | It wasn't until 2016 that [[Liberal]]s like Rob Reiner started to fall out of love and lost the [[Internet crush|ManCrush]] they had for Trump when he realized that he had what it took to become America's God Emperor and the opposing factions knew that he would '''Make America Great Again!''' by transcending the Presidentcy and rise to a level that could only be described by comparing him to the most powerful [[Greece|Greek]] deities like Apollo. | ||
People like Reiner said that [[The Donald]] was too rich and wouldn't be able to relate with the average citizen.but yet he backed Demonocrat nominee [[Al Gore]] whose net worth is $100 Million and he made his fortune, on his family farms, growing tobacco | People like Reiner said that [[The Donald]] was too rich and wouldn't be able to relate with the average citizen.but yet he backed Demonocrat nominee [[Al Gore]] whose net worth is $100 Million and he made his fortune, on his family farms, growing tobacco. | ||
Gore even contradicted himself, as a waffling Senator, in [[1990s|1996]] when, he played his cards under the table at the Democratic National Convention where he cried for t[[Twitter|Internet Likes ❤️]] about how his sister, Nancy LaFon Gore Hunger, was such a notorious chain smoker that she could put [[Eddie Van Halen]] to shameand take home the [[Gold]] at the smoking [[Olympics]]. For even more Likes, Gore went on in graphic detail about how he watched his poor sister die a long and painful death from [[Cancer|Lung Cancer]] that could have been avoided if she didn't smoke. | |||
He used this as his example as to why he was vehemently against smoking. Like an evil Washington politicion he deliberately omitted the fact that he and his family was still growing [[Tobacco]] on their farms. | |||
It should be noted that [[Al Gore]] ran for president in [[2000]] and Reiner started his Anti-Smoking [[Terrorist]] group in 1998. Why did Reiner back a person that made his fortune from tobacco? Contradiction much? | It should be noted that [[Al Gore]] ran for president in [[2000]] and Reiner started his Anti-Smoking [[Terrorist]] group in 1998. Why did Reiner back a person that made his fortune from tobacco? Contradiction much? | ||
To add salt to the wound. Contradicting himself once more, Reiner backed Hilary Clinton, who is worth close to $40 million and made most of her money by [[Whore|Whoring]] herself out and made over $200,000 | To add salt to the wound. Contradicting himself once more, Reiner backed Hilary Clinton, who is worth close to $40 million and made most of her money by [[Whore|Whoring]] herself out and made over $200,000 for every speaking engagegement she attended. | ||
Most of these engagements were from groups that have lobied congress and the federal government since 2008. | Most of these engagements were from groups that have lobied congress and the federal government since 2008. | ||
To go one step further, many of these speaking engagements were from groups that had federal contracts with the Clinton State Department Adminstration and they were | To go one step further, many of these speaking engagements were from groups that had federal contracts with the Clinton State Department Adminstration and these slick groups, if they were asked by another [[Evil]] member of their cabal that also sought to destroy America from within by creating Boybands would refer to these payments as pro-active bribes to earn her favor if she were elected. | ||
When asked about them, Hilary said, ''"None of these brib. . . No. No. Monies I was paid for my speaking engagements will influence my decisions as president."'' | When asked about them, Hilary said, ''"None of these brib. . . No. No. Monies I was paid for my speaking engagements will influence my decisions as president."'' | ||
He also said that [[The Donald]] was too corrupt. | He also said that [[The Donald]] was too corrupt. | ||
Most people stared at Reiner and said, ''"Really?"''. This was in [[2016]] when our future [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] was running against the [[Feminazi]] Hilary Clinton. | Most people stared at Reiner and said, ''"Really?"''. This was in [[2016]] when our future [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] was running against the poison fanged, [[Feminazi]] Hilary Clinton. | ||
Most people could only remember [[Nixon|White Watergate]] where [[Bill Clinton]] and [[Hilary Clinton]] teamed up, like evil [[James Bond]] villains with Susan and Jim McDougal, in equal partnership, like a swinging 70s couple trading wives and borrowed $203,000 to buy 230 acres along the White Water river in that [[Incest|inbred]] state of [[Arkansas]] with the intention of <s>Realestate fraud</s> subdividing the land to develop it into vacation homes for the rich but their big plan all | Most people could only remember [[Nixon|White Watergate]] where [[Bill Clinton]] and [[Hilary Clinton]] teamed up, like evil [[James Bond]] villains with Susan and Jim McDougal, in equal partnership, like a swinging 70s couple trading wives and borrowed $203,000 to buy 230 acres along the White Water river in that [[Incest|inbred]] state of [[Arkansas]] with the intention of <s>Realestate fraud</s> subdividing the land to develop it into vacation homes for the rich but their big plan all went to [[Shit]]. | ||
Of the $203,000, the Clintons lost $37,000 and $69,000, not including development, payments on the loan and the building of a show house. This was comparitively less than the equal partnership they had with the McDougals. Because of unequal losses, despite having an | Of the $203,000, the Clintons lost $37,000 and $69,000, not including development, payments on the loan and the building of a show house. This was comparitively less than the equal partnership they had with the McDougals. Because of unequal losses, despite their having an equal partnership, people saw the Clintons as being more corrupt than someone like [[Jim Trafficant]] who was in the pocket of the [[Ohio|North East Ohio]] mob. | ||
In 1994 Ken Star was appointed to investigate the firings of 7 White House Travel employees that were replaced with Clinton | In 1994 Ken Star was appointed to investigate the illegal firings of 7 White House Travel employees that were replaced with Clinton cronies like campaign donors, friends and Hilary Clinten to take over the travel business. Their misuse of [[FBI|FBI Files]]. Tax fraud in 1984 and 85, where they made false tax deductions on loses with their White Water Development company. How Billy Bob lied like a [[16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl|School Girl]], with cum all over her face and glasses saying that she wasn't [[Fellatio|giving head]] between classes when it came to using Monica Lawinksky's [[Vagina|Hatchet Cut]] as a cigar Humidor. If we said that ol' Bill was grabbing pussies you would see the similarities but [[You|you're]] already well into your liberal propaganda rage and have either punched your computer screen or threw your phone on the floor while screaming, "The Clintons were innocent." | ||
After all was said and done, 15 people were convicted and sent to Club Fed to be treated to catered meals and king sized beds after being convicted from charges from the White Water scandel, including the McDougals. The Clintons were accused, by the peple, of using their positions, an the best lawyers that came to them as a perk for being President and First lady to escape responsability because they were never charged. | After all was said and done, 15 people were convicted and sent to Club Fed to be treated to catered meals and king sized beds after being convicted from charges from the White Water scandel, including the McDougals. The Clintons were accused, by the peple, of using their positions, an the best lawyers that came to them as a perk for being President and First lady to escape responsability because they were never charged. | ||
At the end of his term, Billy used his power to give Susan McDougal a Presidential pardon to get his partner in crime out of prison. He would have pardoned Jim but he died from all the rectal bleeding. | At the end of his term, Billy used his power to give Susan McDougal a Presidential pardon to get his partner in crime out of prison. He would have pardoned Jim but he died from all the rectal bleeding because he had that big [[Ass|Phat ass]] that all the black boys like. | ||
Despite this overwhelming evidence against Hilary's character, Reiner backed Hilary in the [[2016]] election while calling Trump a cumpuslive liar. | Despite this overwhelming evidence against Hilary's character, Reiner backed Hilary in the [[2016]] election while calling Trump a cumpuslive liar. | ||
Some nonbelievers of the one and true [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] would falsely say that the [[Democrat]]s put Trump into office by picking Hillary to run in 2016. | Some nonbelievers of the one and true [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] would falsely say that the [[Democrat]]s put Trump into office by retardedly picking Hillary to run against Trump in 2016. | ||
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In 2024, Rob Reiner accused [[Trump|Our Great God Emperor]] of wanting to tear up the [[Constitution]] as use it as rolling paper for his [[Marijuana|Blunts]] while establing an [[Democracy|Autocracy]] and name himself ''"La Presidenta de por vida"'' where he can have absolute power and go around [[Prison|Jailing]] and then executing his political enemies without a trial. Reiner obviously chose to ignore the Obama Administration when [[Obama|King Barack]] used the [[IRS]] as his [[Personal army]] to go after conservative groups like the [[Tea Party]] and would bypass congress with his ''"It's Too Important To Wait"'' strategy by using executive orders, to bypass legislation, and execute his personal agendas. | In 2024, Rob Reiner accused [[Trump|Our Great God Emperor]] of wanting to tear up the [[Constitution]] as use it as rolling paper for his [[Marijuana|Blunts]] while establing an [[Democracy|Autocracy]] and name himself ''"La Presidenta de por vida"'' where he can have absolute power and go around [[Prison|Jailing]] and then executing his political enemies without a trial. Reiner obviously chose to ignore the Obama Administration when [[Obama|King Barack]] used the [[IRS]] as his [[Personal army]] to go after conservative groups like the [[Tea Party]] and would bypass congress with his ''"It's Too Important To Wait"'' strategy by using executive orders, to bypass legislation, and execute his personal agendas. | ||
This is the same year where Reiner and his liberal friends saw the shortcomings of [[Joe Biden|Sleepy Joe Biden]] and convinced him with promises of putting him in a [[Government]] funded retirement home of his dreams, that they will buld for him, if he'll step down and let that [[Nigger|<s>Nigger</s>]], we're sorry for being insensitive. We meant to say that strong half black [[Wimmins|Woman]] who will claim to he half [[Azn]], [[Spics|Spic]], [[White Devils|White]], snd will even give up all her self respect and claim to be half [[Wop|dago, guinea, wop, greaseball goombah]] if it will get her votes. But we were saved | This is the same year where Reiner and his liberal friends like George Clooney, saw the shortcomings of [[Joe Biden|Sleepy Joe Biden]] and convinced him with promises of putting him in a [[Government]] funded retirement home of his dreams, that they will buld for him- all to his specifications, if he'll step down and let that [[Nigger|<s>Nigger</s>]], we're sorry for being insensitive. We meant to say that strong half black [[Wimmins|Woman]] who will claim to he half [[Azn]], [[Spics|Spic]], [[White Devils|White]], snd will even give up all her self respect and claim to be half [[Wop|dago, guinea, wop, greaseball goombah]] if it will get her votes. But we were saved because the educated voters of America of America took to the polls and chose not to vote a [[Woman]], espicially a [[Nigger|half-black]] one into the halloed office of president because we already suffered with an earlier one that would run around to every office of his cabinet members, with his pants arounnd his ankles to point at his 2 inch [[Penis|Dick]] and demand that they tell him it's huge for self validation, | ||
Reiner also claimed that Trunp is equal to a [[Serial Killers|a narcissistic]] dictator that wants to make the Government his [[Anal|Prison Bitch]] and let it exist only in name to keep convincing the people they are free while he uses what he allowed of the Government to exist as an arm for his propoganda machine. We would like to see giant pictures of our [[The Donald|Our God Emperor of America]] pasted up everywhere. | |||
When are they going to start putting these giant posters up? What about the [[Holocaust|ovens]]? When are they going to start firing them up to dispose of the mutt gened losers, that occupy central [[Florida]] who believe that if they're one-sixteenth of anything that that makes them equal to a true white man whose family has prida and refuses to sully their genes by taking a swim across the Mediterranean or breeding with anything west of [[France]]. | |||
Up unto his death, Rob Reiner would get into [[Insane|Manic]] speeches about how Trump is standing in the way of how he and his fellow lefties could bring about a [[Communism|Worker's Paradise]] in America. That if Trump decreaseed Military spending, America could afford free health care and give the homeless a tent, sleeping bag and a camping stove so that they can live comfortably under their bridges. | Up unto his death, Rob Reiner would get into [[Insane|Manic]] speeches about how Trump is standing in the way of how he and his fellow lefties could bring about a [[Communism|Worker's Paradise]] in America. That if Trump decreaseed Military spending, America could afford free health care and give the homeless a tent, sleeping bag and a camping stove so that they can live comfortably under their bridges. He would say that if Trump wasn't in office the [[Pedophilia|Arabs]] and the rest of the eorld would join us into one big hug and the world would be at peace. | ||
== Nick Reiner == | == Nick Reiner == | ||
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Have you ever heard of the movie '''''Being Charlie''''', neither have we but [[Loser|Nick Reiner]] thought that it would be his [[Goat|Magnum Opus]] and put him on a level equal to his Father Rob Reiner, who Directed and produced this steaming pile of cow shit, by showing the world his acting and writing talents. | Have you ever heard of the movie '''''Being Charlie''''', neither have we but [[Loser|Nick Reiner]] thought that it would be his [[Goat|Magnum Opus]] and put him on a level equal to his Father Rob Reiner, who Directed and produced this steaming pile of cow shit, by showing the world his acting and writing talents. | ||
Following the [[The Most Interesting Man In The World|Hemmingway]] and [[France|Kerouac]] formula, [[Adam Sandler|Little Nikky]] felt that it would be best to write what he knew and penned a "Masterpiece" about his addiction to drugs and the times he spent [[Homeless]] and had to take it in the ass for a Nickle Bag of [[Heroin]] and a kid's meal from [[Burger King]] to help keep him alive. | Following the [[The Most Interesting Man In The World|Hemmingway]] and [[France|Kerouac]] formula, [[Adam Sandler|Little Nikky]] felt that it would be best to write about what he knew and penned a "Masterpiece" about his addiction to drugs and the times he spent [[Homeless]] and had to take it in the ass for a Nickle Bag of [[Heroin]] and a kid's meal from [[Burger King]] to help keep him alive. | ||
As you can expect, it was critically panned by critics saying that [[Adam Sandler|Nikky's]] Chef-d'œuvre was a good attempt, so not to piss of Rob Reiner who directed it, but unfortunately it was lost in cliches, derivative and unfortunately forced despite all it's good intentions. On the plus side, they did say that he was more talented than [[Hollywood]] uggo, [[Kevin Smith|Harley Quinn Smith]]. | As you can expect, it was critically panned by critics saying that [[Adam Sandler|Nikky's]] Chef-d'œuvre was a good attempt, so not to piss of Rob Reiner who directed it, but unfortunately it was lost in cliches, derivative and unfortunately forced despite all it's good intentions. On the plus side, they did say that he was more talented than [[Hollywood]] uggo, [[Kevin Smith|Harley Quinn Smith]]. | ||
Rob Reiner, seeing this movie as a way to bond with his prodigal son and to apologize for all the times he took the words of Therapists and Psychologists, over Nick's when they told him that Nick, a name Rob came up with when he was shaving, was manipulative, a compulsive liar preoccupied with his fantasies about his being overly talented and had a fragile self esteem that most | Rob Reiner, seeing this movie as a way to bond with his prodigal son and to apologize for all the times he took the words of Therapists and Psychologists, over Nick's when they told him that Nick, a name Rob came up with when he was shaving, was manipulative, a compulsive liar preoccupied with his fantasies about his being overly talented and had a fragile self esteem that most likely would break under the stress of an [[Epic failure]] and cause him to become dangerous to himself and others, '''(Oh Really?),''' Rob Reiner decided that he would piss away close to 3 Million dollars for this film for the ages and tried to prepare himself for when this movie flopped after pre-screeners told him that it sucked dead, sweaty balls, and was surprised by Nick's maturity and how he took it when his movie only made back $33,000 of it's 3 million dollar budget. | ||
Stewing for close to 9 years because of this [[Fail|Obvious Failure]] that showed the world that the [[Devil]] only took his [[Demon|Dark, miasmic, Jewish soul]] at birth and didn't give him anything in return, such as replacing it with the ability to make it with ease in [[Hollywood]] through the use of writing talents, look at the credits of the next movie you watch and you'll see what me mean | Stewing for close to 9 years because of this [[Fail|Obvious Failure]] that showed the world that the [[Devil]] only took his [[Demon|Dark, miasmic, Jewish soul]] at birth and didn't give him anything in return, such as replacing it with the ability to make it with ease in [[Hollywood]] through the use of writing talents, look at the credits of the next movie you watch and you'll see what me mean. Nick finally had his breakdown whene hir persona shattered into tiny pieces on December 13th, 2025. | ||
At a party being thrown by the freckled, [[Ginger|Soulless Ginger]] Conan O'Brien, Nick was said to be Manic, like he was high on [[Cocaine|Coke]] as he went around the party, going from person to person saying, "Your famous, have you ever heard of me?" | At a party being thrown by the freckled, [[Ginger|Soulless Ginger]] Conan O'Brien, Nick was said to be Manic, like he was high on [[Cocaine|Coke]] as he went around the party, going from person to person saying, "Your famous, have you ever heard of me?" | ||
Unable to contain himself any longer. Rob Reiner took Nick aside and told him that he was making an [[Ass]] out of himself and it quickly turned into a fight, getting the notice of other guests who would later | Unable to contain himself any longer. Rob Reiner took Nick aside and told him that he was making an [[Ass]] out of himself and it quickly turned into a fight, getting the notice of other guests who would later isnitch to the police about these events. After exchanging a few words with his father - Nick stormed off, leaving like a pissed of bitch that decides that she's going to walk 5 miles home, in stiletto heels because her boyfriend said that it looked like her dress was fitting a little too tight when she ordered dessert while they were out on a date. | ||
Because of the guests testimony and finding his parents dead on the floor stabbed to death the next day, Nick was arrested and charged with two counts of first-degree murder. | Because of the guests testimony and finding his parents dead on the floor stabbed to death the next day, Nick was arrested and charged with two counts of first-degree murder. | ||
Like anyone in Hollywood and having money, thanks to California law Nick still gets his inheritance, Nick hired the best Attorney that he could think of. Nick chose to hire Alan Jackson because he might have to face | Like anyone in Hollywood and having money, thanks to California law Nick still gets his inheritance, Nick hired the best Attorney that he could think of. Nick chose to hire Alan Jackson because he might have to face [[SQL Injection|The Death Penalty]] if the District Attorney choses to pursue "Special Circumstances" because a kife was used in the murders of Rob and Michelle Reiner. | ||
Atty. Alan Jackson is a reputable attorney, made famous for his defending of [[Harvey Weinstein]] against sexual assault charges, representing Karen Read and getting an aquittal for her charge of [[Murder]]ing her [[Pig|Police Officer]] boyfriend and getting [[Almost Raped|sexual assault charges]] against Kevin Spacey dropped when a | Atty. Alan Jackson is a reputable attorney, made famous for his defending of [[Harvey Weinstein]] against sexual assault charges, representing Karen Read and getting an aquittal for her charge of [[Murder]]ing her [[Pig|Police Officer]] boyfriend and getting [[Almost Raped|sexual assault charges]] against Kevin Spacey dropped when a wannabe actor, working as a busboy at a restaurant, looking for some free press, accused Kevin of grabbing his ass. | ||
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* [https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/arts/rob-reiner-north-movie.html | * [https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/arts/rob-reiner-north-movie.html Roger Ebert ass rapes Rob Reiner flop North] | ||
* [https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/being_charlie Rotten Tomatoes gives '''''Being Charlie''''' a 24% and says that it is full cliches] | * [https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/being_charlie Rotten Tomatoes gives '''''Being Charlie''''' a 24% and says that it is full cliches] | ||
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Latest revision as of 12:36, 19 December 2025
✡Rob Reiner✡, (March 6, 1947 - December 14, 2025) Power Word: Robert Norman Reiner and is best known, and called, by the loving names of "Meathead" and "That Dumb Polack" by both fans of his and people that Hate him just as equally.
Dead-Pool fans that had their money on Rob Reiner dying from a massive Heart Attack or an Embolic Stroke caused by a piece of his fat going for a swim in his blood stream snd blocking a blood vessel in his brain were dissapointed and lost their Money when he was found stabbed to Death, along with his Wife by their daughter Romy in their [[Irony|Ironically safe and secure, Locked Gate community of ✡Brentwood, California✡ mansion. He is believed to have been (Allegedly) murdered by his son Nick.
Known only for a single acting role, that being Michael Stivic on the Tv sitcom All In The Family and his only, really well known work as a director being the Cult Worshipped, pseudo Rockumentory This is Spinal Tap that consits of 70% jokes about true stories that happened to rock bands, 40% of those being about Ozzy Osbourne, such on the time when Ozzy got lost in the labyrinth like tunnels under a Cleveland Stadium and when Ozzy was in Black Sabbath. 28.5% are about the band Whitesnake and David Coverdale and the remaing 1.5% being about Guitarist egos and Yoko Ono. We'll throw Reiner a Bone and say that Spinal Tap was believable enough that it had retards trying to order the band's albums from Record Stores, much like how morons tried writing letters to Hannibal Lecter after seeing The Silence of the Lambs.
Much like his Acting and Directing career, Rob Reiner's beliefs can be summed up in one single cause that most people know of thanks to South Park. Reiner was vehemently opposed to Smoking, despite it being able to make hot women even hotter, because it was the number one cause of Coronary Disease, which has been the number one cause of death in The U.S. since the opening of the 20th century. As of now, obesity, really? we need to tell YOU this. has overtaken smoking as the number one cause of coronary disease in the Jewnited States of Americunts which still remains the number one cause of death in the U.S., beating out Cancer by 60,000 deaths in 2024. A Fact that Reiner obviously ignored.
The Irony of Reiner's murder is that he had a 25% chance of dying by coronary disease in the U.S. and only a 1.4% chance of dying by murder, 13% being caused by a close family member meaning that Reiner had a 0.0000182% chance of being "Allegedly" murdered by his son Nick. We think that Reiner's time and energy were wasted on smoking and should have been spent protesting kitchen knives and family.
Being both Jewish and dead, we already know that he'll receive a Lifetime Achievement Award at next year's Oscars.
Life
Rob Reiner was born to the Jewish actor/director Carl Reiner and the Jewess actor Estelle Reiner on March 6, 1947.
Reiner has a younger brother Lucas Reiner who is an Actor, Director and Screenwriter and a younger sister Annie Reiner who is an Author, Poet and Playwright. Following in this tradition his son Nick is a Screenwriter and "Alleged" Murderer, son Jake is an Actor. His daughter Tracy is an Actor, Director and Producer and daughter Romy is an Actor, Writer and Producer.
Now - who wants to say that being Jewish and knowing people isn't a big leg up in the business?
As expected of a proper Jew with money, Rob grew up in ✡Beverly Hills✡ and went to Beverly Hills High School.
Predictably, at 14, Reiner asked Mommy and Daddy to use their connections and get him an acting role as a belated ✡Bar Mitzvah✡ gift. Unable to withstand the powers of his dark, Jewish guilt trip ability, Carl and Estelle got him a role on the Tv Crime Series Manhunt. Much like the show, Reiner's character was just as forgettable.
As we said or will later entertain you with, Reiner is pretty much only known for: Mike "Meathead" Stivic in All In The Family, directing the cult classic This is Spinal Tap, protesting smoking companies, being "Allegedly" murdered by his son Nick and having a rabid hatred for our God Emperor Trump.
In Elementary School, Psychologists say that an outward apperance of dislike and name calling is often a way children try to mask that they have a Crush on someone. Did Rob Reiner want The Donald to pop his O-Ring? This might be an answer as to why Reiner gave so much Time and Money to spear head Proposition 8 with his Pink Torpedo that would ensure the Ungodly practices of Gay rights like Marriage and adopting children.
Reiiner's Trump Derangement Syndrome
2016
Like most Libtards, Trump was a well loved celebrity by Reiner and his friends when he was playing a character on The Apprentice and was even more loved by him when he was using the now Dead meme, "YOU'RE FIRED!!" as an email attachment because he thaught it was absafuckinglutely hilarious.
It wasn't until 2016 that Liberals like Rob Reiner started to fall out of love and lost the ManCrush they had for Trump when he realized that he had what it took to become America's God Emperor and the opposing factions knew that he would Make America Great Again! by transcending the Presidentcy and rise to a level that could only be described by comparing him to the most powerful Greek deities like Apollo.
People like Reiner said that The Donald was too rich and wouldn't be able to relate with the average citizen.but yet he backed Demonocrat nominee Al Gore whose net worth is $100 Million and he made his fortune, on his family farms, growing tobacco.
Gore even contradicted himself, as a waffling Senator, in 1996 when, he played his cards under the table at the Democratic National Convention where he cried for tInternet Likes ❤️ about how his sister, Nancy LaFon Gore Hunger, was such a notorious chain smoker that she could put Eddie Van Halen to shameand take home the Gold at the smoking Olympics. For even more Likes, Gore went on in graphic detail about how he watched his poor sister die a long and painful death from Lung Cancer that could have been avoided if she didn't smoke.
He used this as his example as to why he was vehemently against smoking. Like an evil Washington politicion he deliberately omitted the fact that he and his family was still growing Tobacco on their farms.
It should be noted that Al Gore ran for president in 2000 and Reiner started his Anti-Smoking Terrorist group in 1998. Why did Reiner back a person that made his fortune from tobacco? Contradiction much?
To add salt to the wound. Contradicting himself once more, Reiner backed Hilary Clinton, who is worth close to $40 million and made most of her money by Whoring herself out and made over $200,000 for every speaking engagegement she attended.
Most of these engagements were from groups that have lobied congress and the federal government since 2008.
To go one step further, many of these speaking engagements were from groups that had federal contracts with the Clinton State Department Adminstration and these slick groups, if they were asked by another Evil member of their cabal that also sought to destroy America from within by creating Boybands would refer to these payments as pro-active bribes to earn her favor if she were elected.
When asked about them, Hilary said, "None of these brib. . . No. No. Monies I was paid for my speaking engagements will influence my decisions as president."
He also said that The Donald was too corrupt.
Most people stared at Reiner and said, "Really?". This was in 2016 when our future God Emperor Trump was running against the poison fanged, Feminazi Hilary Clinton.
Most people could only remember White Watergate where Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton teamed up, like evil James Bond villains with Susan and Jim McDougal, in equal partnership, like a swinging 70s couple trading wives and borrowed $203,000 to buy 230 acres along the White Water river in that inbred state of Arkansas with the intention of Realestate fraud subdividing the land to develop it into vacation homes for the rich but their big plan all went to Shit.
Of the $203,000, the Clintons lost $37,000 and $69,000, not including development, payments on the loan and the building of a show house. This was comparitively less than the equal partnership they had with the McDougals. Because of unequal losses, despite their having an equal partnership, people saw the Clintons as being more corrupt than someone like Jim Trafficant who was in the pocket of the North East Ohio mob.
In 1994 Ken Star was appointed to investigate the illegal firings of 7 White House Travel employees that were replaced with Clinton cronies like campaign donors, friends and Hilary Clinten to take over the travel business. Their misuse of FBI Files. Tax fraud in 1984 and 85, where they made false tax deductions on loses with their White Water Development company. How Billy Bob lied like a School Girl, with cum all over her face and glasses saying that she wasn't giving head between classes when it came to using Monica Lawinksky's Hatchet Cut as a cigar Humidor. If we said that ol' Bill was grabbing pussies you would see the similarities but you're already well into your liberal propaganda rage and have either punched your computer screen or threw your phone on the floor while screaming, "The Clintons were innocent."
After all was said and done, 15 people were convicted and sent to Club Fed to be treated to catered meals and king sized beds after being convicted from charges from the White Water scandel, including the McDougals. The Clintons were accused, by the peple, of using their positions, an the best lawyers that came to them as a perk for being President and First lady to escape responsability because they were never charged.
At the end of his term, Billy used his power to give Susan McDougal a Presidential pardon to get his partner in crime out of prison. He would have pardoned Jim but he died from all the rectal bleeding because he had that big Phat ass that all the black boys like.
Despite this overwhelming evidence against Hilary's character, Reiner backed Hilary in the 2016 election while calling Trump a cumpuslive liar.
Some nonbelievers of the one and true God Emperor Trump would falsely say that the Democrats put Trump into office by retardedly picking Hillary to run against Trump in 2016.
2024
In 2024, Rob Reiner accused Our Great God Emperor of wanting to tear up the Constitution as use it as rolling paper for his Blunts while establing an Autocracy and name himself "La Presidenta de por vida" where he can have absolute power and go around Jailing and then executing his political enemies without a trial. Reiner obviously chose to ignore the Obama Administration when King Barack used the IRS as his Personal army to go after conservative groups like the Tea Party and would bypass congress with his "It's Too Important To Wait" strategy by using executive orders, to bypass legislation, and execute his personal agendas.
This is the same year where Reiner and his liberal friends like George Clooney, saw the shortcomings of Sleepy Joe Biden and convinced him with promises of putting him in a Government funded retirement home of his dreams, that they will buld for him- all to his specifications, if he'll step down and let that Nigger, we're sorry for being insensitive. We meant to say that strong half black Woman who will claim to he half Azn, Spic, White, snd will even give up all her self respect and claim to be half dago, guinea, wop, greaseball goombah if it will get her votes. But we were saved because the educated voters of America of America took to the polls and chose not to vote a Woman, espicially a half-black one into the halloed office of president because we already suffered with an earlier one that would run around to every office of his cabinet members, with his pants arounnd his ankles to point at his 2 inch Dick and demand that they tell him it's huge for self validation,
Reiner also claimed that Trunp is equal to a a narcissistic dictator that wants to make the Government his Prison Bitch and let it exist only in name to keep convincing the people they are free while he uses what he allowed of the Government to exist as an arm for his propoganda machine. We would like to see giant pictures of our Our God Emperor of America pasted up everywhere.
When are they going to start putting these giant posters up? What about the ovens? When are they going to start firing them up to dispose of the mutt gened losers, that occupy central Florida who believe that if they're one-sixteenth of anything that that makes them equal to a true white man whose family has prida and refuses to sully their genes by taking a swim across the Mediterranean or breeding with anything west of France.
Up unto his death, Rob Reiner would get into Manic speeches about how Trump is standing in the way of how he and his fellow lefties could bring about a Worker's Paradise in America. That if Trump decreaseed Military spending, America could afford free health care and give the homeless a tent, sleeping bag and a camping stove so that they can live comfortably under their bridges. He would say that if Trump wasn't in office the Arabs and the rest of the eorld would join us into one big hug and the world would be at peace.
Nick Reiner
Have you ever heard of the movie Being Charlie, neither have we but Nick Reiner thought that it would be his Magnum Opus and put him on a level equal to his Father Rob Reiner, who Directed and produced this steaming pile of cow shit, by showing the world his acting and writing talents.
Following the Hemmingway and Kerouac formula, Little Nikky felt that it would be best to write about what he knew and penned a "Masterpiece" about his addiction to drugs and the times he spent Homeless and had to take it in the ass for a Nickle Bag of Heroin and a kid's meal from Burger King to help keep him alive.
As you can expect, it was critically panned by critics saying that Nikky's Chef-d'œuvre was a good attempt, so not to piss of Rob Reiner who directed it, but unfortunately it was lost in cliches, derivative and unfortunately forced despite all it's good intentions. On the plus side, they did say that he was more talented than Hollywood uggo, Harley Quinn Smith.
Rob Reiner, seeing this movie as a way to bond with his prodigal son and to apologize for all the times he took the words of Therapists and Psychologists, over Nick's when they told him that Nick, a name Rob came up with when he was shaving, was manipulative, a compulsive liar preoccupied with his fantasies about his being overly talented and had a fragile self esteem that most likely would break under the stress of an Epic failure and cause him to become dangerous to himself and others, (Oh Really?), Rob Reiner decided that he would piss away close to 3 Million dollars for this film for the ages and tried to prepare himself for when this movie flopped after pre-screeners told him that it sucked dead, sweaty balls, and was surprised by Nick's maturity and how he took it when his movie only made back $33,000 of it's 3 million dollar budget.
Stewing for close to 9 years because of this Obvious Failure that showed the world that the Devil only took his Dark, miasmic, Jewish soul at birth and didn't give him anything in return, such as replacing it with the ability to make it with ease in Hollywood through the use of writing talents, look at the credits of the next movie you watch and you'll see what me mean. Nick finally had his breakdown whene hir persona shattered into tiny pieces on December 13th, 2025.
At a party being thrown by the freckled, Soulless Ginger Conan O'Brien, Nick was said to be Manic, like he was high on Coke as he went around the party, going from person to person saying, "Your famous, have you ever heard of me?"
Unable to contain himself any longer. Rob Reiner took Nick aside and told him that he was making an Ass out of himself and it quickly turned into a fight, getting the notice of other guests who would later isnitch to the police about these events. After exchanging a few words with his father - Nick stormed off, leaving like a pissed of bitch that decides that she's going to walk 5 miles home, in stiletto heels because her boyfriend said that it looked like her dress was fitting a little too tight when she ordered dessert while they were out on a date.
Because of the guests testimony and finding his parents dead on the floor stabbed to death the next day, Nick was arrested and charged with two counts of first-degree murder.
Like anyone in Hollywood and having money, thanks to California law Nick still gets his inheritance, Nick hired the best Attorney that he could think of. Nick chose to hire Alan Jackson because he might have to face The Death Penalty if the District Attorney choses to pursue "Special Circumstances" because a kife was used in the murders of Rob and Michelle Reiner.
Atty. Alan Jackson is a reputable attorney, made famous for his defending of Harvey Weinstein against sexual assault charges, representing Karen Read and getting an aquittal for her charge of Murdering her Police Officer boyfriend and getting sexual assault charges against Kevin Spacey dropped when a wannabe actor, working as a busboy at a restaurant, looking for some free press, accused Kevin of grabbing his ass.
