Rob Reiner

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How Reiner's family want you to remember him

How people will remember him

^✡Rob Reiner^✡, (March 6, 1947 - December 14, 2025) Power Word: Robert Norman Reiner and is best known, and called, by the loving names of "Meathead" and "That Dumb Polack" by both fans of his and people that Hate him just as equally.

Dead-Pool fans that had their money on Rob Reiner dying from a massive Heart Attack or an Embolic Stroke caused by a piece of his fat going for a swim in his blood stream; blocking a blood vessel in his brain were dissapointed and lost their Money when he was found stabbed to Death, along with his Wife by their daughter Romy in their ^✡Brentwood, California^✡ mansion. He is believed to have been (Allegedly) murdered by his son Nick.

Known only for a single acting role, that being Michael Stivic on the Tv sitcom All In The Family and his only, really well known work as a director being the Cult Worshipped, pseudo Rockumentory This is Spinal Tap that consits of 70% jokes about true stories that happened to rock bands, 40% of those being about Ozzy Osbourne and when Ozzy was in Black Sabbath. 28.5% are about the band Whitesnake and David Coverdale and the remaing 1.5% being about Guitarist egos and Yoko Ono. We'll throw Reiner a Bone and say that Spinal Tap was believable enough that it had retards trying to order the band's albums from Record Stores, much like how morons tried writing letters to Hannibal Lecter after seeing The Silence of the Lambs.

Much like his Acting and Directing career, Rob Reiner's beliefs can be summed up in one single cause that most people know of thanks to South Park. Reiner was vehemently opposed to Smoking, despite it being able to make hot women even hotter, because it was the number one cause of Coronary Disease, which has been the number one cause of death in The U.S. since the opening of the 20th century. As of now, obesity has overtaken smoking as the number one cause of coronary disease in the Jewnited States of Americunts which still remains the number one cause of death in the U.S., beating out Cancer by 60,000 deaths in 2024. A Fact that Reiner obviously ignored.

The Irony of Reiner's murder is that he had a 25% chance of dying by coronary disease in the U.S. and only a 1.4% chance of dying by murder, 13% being caused by a family member meaning that Reiner had a 0.0000182% chance of being "Allegedly" murdered by his son Nick. We think that Reiner's time and energy were wasted on smoking and should have been spent protesting kitchen knives and family.

Being both Jewish and dead, we already know that he'll receive a Lifetime Achievement Award at next year's Oscars.

Life

Trump wisely took this Tweet down after a few hours. Who says that Trump is insane? Snopes

Rob Reiner was born to the Jewish actor Carl Reiner and the Jewess actor Estelle Reiner on March 6, 1947.

Reiner has a younger brother Lucas Reiner who is an Actor, Director and Screenwriter and a younger sister Annie Reiner who is an Author, Poet and Playwright. Following in this tradition his son Nick is a Screenwriter and "Alleged" Murderer, son Jake is an Actor. His daughter Tracy is an Actor, Director and Producer and Romy is an Actor, Writer and Producer.

Now - who wants to say that being Jewish and knowing people isn't a big leg up in the business?

As expected of a proper Jew with money, Rob grew up in ^✡Beverly Hills^✡ and went to Beverly Hills High School.

Predictably, at 14, Reiner asked Mommy and Daddy to use their connections and get him an acting role as a belated ^✡Bar Mitzvah^✡ gift. Unable to withstand the power of his guilt trip, Carl and Estelle got him a role on the Tv Crime Series Manhunt. Much like the show, Reiner's character was just as forgettable.

As we said or will later entertain you with, Reiner is pretty much only known for: Mike "Meathead" Stivic in All In The Family, directing the cult classic This is Spinal Tap, protesting smoking companies, being "Allegedly" murdered by his son Nick and having a rabid hatred for our god Emperor Trump.

In Elementary School, Psychologists say that an outward apperance of dislike and name calling is often a way children try to mask that they have a Crush on someone. Did Rob Reiner want The Donald to pop his O-Ring? This might be an answer as to why Reiner gave so much Time and money to Gay rights like Marriage and adopting children.

Reiiner's Trump Derangement Syndrome

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2016

Like most Libtards, Trump was a well loved person by Reiner when he was playing a character on The Apprentice and was even more loved by him when he was using the now Dead meme, "YOU'RE FIRED!!" As an email attachment because he thaught it was absafuckinglutely hilarious.

It wasn't until 2016 that Liberals like Rob Reiner started to fall out of love with Trump when he realized that he had what it took to become America's God Emperor and the opposing factions knew that he would Make America Great Again! by transcending the Presidentcy and rise t o a level that can only be described by comparing him to the most powerful Greek deities.

People like Reiner said that The Donald was too rich and wouldn't be able to relate with the average citizen.but yet he backed Demonocrat nominee Al Gore whose net worth is $100 Million and he made his fortune, on his family farms, growing tobacco. He contradicted himself, as a Senator, in 1996 when, he played his cards under the table at the Democratic National Convention where he cried for tInternet Likes ❤️ about how his sister, Nancy LaFon Gore Hunger, was such a notorious chain smoker that she could put Eddie Van Halen to shame.. For even more Likes, Gore went on in graphic detail about how he watched his sister die a long and painful death from Lung Cancer that could have been avoided if she didn't smoke. He used this as his example as why he was vehemently against smoking. He omitted the fact that his family was still growing Tobacco on their farms.

Again, AlGore made his fortune growing tobacco.

It should be noted that Al Gore ran for president in 2000 and Reiner started his Anti-Smoking Terrorist group in 1998. Why did Reiner back a person that made his fortune from tobacco? Contradiction much?

To add salt to the wound. Contradicting himself once more, Reiner backed Hilary Clinton, who is worth close to $40 million and made most of her money by Whoring herself out and made over $200,000 to secure a speaking engagement from her.

Most of these engagements were from groups that have lobied congress and the federal government since 2008.

To go one step further, many of these speaking engagements were from groups that had federal contracts with the Clinton State Department Adminstration and they were refered to as pro-active bribes to earn her favor if she's elected.

When asked about them, Hilary said, "None of these brib. . . No. No. Monies I was paid for my speaking engagements will influence my decisions as president."

He also said that The Donald was too corrupt.

Most people stared at Reiner and said, "Really?". This was in 2016 when our future God Emperor Trump was running against the Feminazi Hilary Clinton.

Most people could only remember White Watergate where Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton teamed up, like evil James Bond villains with Susan and Jim McDougal, in equal partnership, like a swinging 70s couple trading wives and borrowed $203,000 to buy 230 acres along the White Water river in that inbred state of Arkansas with the intention of Realestate fraud subdividing the land to develop it into vacation homes for the rich but their big plan all went went to Shit.

Of the $203,000, the Clintons lost $37,000 and $69,000, not including development, payments on the loan and the building of a show house. This was comparitively less than the equal partnership they had with the McDougals. Because of unequal losses, despite having an squal partnership, people saw the Clintons as being more corrupt than someone like Jim Trafficant who was in the pocket of the mob.

In 1994 Ken Star was appointed to investigate the firings of 7 White House Travel employees that were replaced with Clinton campain donors, friends and Hilary Clinten to take over the travel business. The misuse of FBI Files. Tax fraud in 1984 and 85, where they made false tax deductions on loses with their White Water Development company. How Billy Bob lied like a School Girl, with cum all over her face and glasses saying that she wasn't giving head between classes when it came to using Monica Lawinksky's Hatchet Cut as a cigar Humidor. If we said that ol' Bill was grabbing cunts you would see the similarities.

After all was said and done, 15 people were convicted and sent to Club Fed to be treated to catered meals and king sized beds after being convicted from charges from the White Water scandel, including the McDougals. The Clintons were accused, by the peple, of using their positions, an the best lawyers that came to them as a perk for being President and First lady to escape responsability because they were never charged.

At the end of his term, Billy used his power to give Susan McDougal a Presidential pardon to get his partner in crime out of prison. He would have pardoned Jim but he died from all the rectal bleeding.

Despite this overwhelming evidence against Hilary's character, Reiner backed Hilary in the 2016 election while calling Trump a cumpuslive liar.

Some nonbelievers of the one and true God Emperor Trump would falsely say that the Democrats put Trump into office by picking Hillary to run in 2016.

2024

I'm black but I'll say that I'm any race to get myself votes

In 2024, Rob Reiner accused Our Great God Emperor of wanting to tear up the Constitution as use it as rolling paper for his Blunts while establing an Autocracy and name himself "La Presidenta de por vida" where he can have absolute power and go around Jailing and then executing his political enemies without a trial. Reiner obviously chose to ignore the Obama Administration when King Barack used the IRS as his Personal army to go after conservative groups like the Tea Party and would bypass congress with his "It's Too Important To Wait" strategy by using executive orders, to bypass legislation, and execute his personal agendas.

This is the same year where Reiner and his liberal friends saw the shortcomings of Sleepy Joe Biden and convinced him with promises of putting him in a Government funded retirement home of his dreams, that they will buld for him, if he'll step down and let that Nigger, we're sorry for being insensitive. We meant to say that strong half black Woman who will claim to he half Azn, Spic, White, snd will even give up all her self respect and claim to be half dago, guinea, wop, greaseball goombah if it will get her votes. But we were saved. The majority of America was not willing to vote a Woman, espicially a half-black one into the office of president because we already suffered with an earlier one that would run around to the offices of his cabinet, with his pants arounnd his ankles to point at his 2 inch Dick and demand that they tell him it's huge for self validation,

Reiner also claimed that Trunp is equal to a a narcissistic dictator that wants to make the Government his Prison Bitch and exist only in name to keep convincing the people they are free while he uses them as an arm for his propoganda machine. We would like to see giant pictures of Our God Emperor everywhere. When are they going to start putting them up? What about the ovens? When are they going to start firing them up to dispose of the mutt gened losers, that occupy Florida who believe that if they're one-sixteenth of anything that that makes them equal to a true white man whose family has prida and refuses to sully their genes by taking a swim across the Mediterranean or breeding with anything west of France.

Up unto his death, Rob Reiner would get into Manic speeches about how Trump is standing in the way of how he and his fellow lefties could bring about a Worker's Paradise in America. That if Trump decreaseed Military spending, America could afford free health care and give the homeless a tent, sleeping bag and a camping stove so that they can live comfortably under their bridges.

Nick Reiner

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