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'''Krampus''' is a Southern [[Nazi|Germanic]]/Austrian [[holocaust|myth]]/folk lore about a demonic companion of Saint Nicholas that is believed to have originally been the son of the Norse Goddess of the underworld Hel. Because if anyone was going to take one look at Christmas and say "this needs a child-beating demon", of fucking course it would be the Germans.  Like so many Germanic traditions dealing with the Christmas season like the Christmas tree, [[Shit|Scat]] porn, beer for kids and concentration camps, it was depaganized, bastardized and incorporated by the [[Catholic]] church to pull in converts.<br>
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The current traditions and stories follow with the idea that the Krampus tags along with Saint Nicholas during the [[Catholic|Christmas]] Season when he's sneaking into kids' houses to take pictures of them when they're on the toilet to punish naughty and wicked children in contrast to Saint Nicholas' rewarding all the good and well behaved children with toys and other desired gifts for remembering to leave their curtains open when they are changing.
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Like most things that require reading, an attention span, an interest in foreign cultures or anything that may exist outside their [[Failbook|CuntBook]] feed, most [[Americunt]]s had no idea that the '''Krampus''' even existed until [[Adult Swim|The Venture Brothers]] did a Christmas special introducing the Krampus as a Christmas figure in their 2004 episode '''A Very Venture Christmas'''.  Like most new and good ideas that are introduced elsewhere and looking to hide his lack of creativity with his open [[Plagiarism|theft]] of other people's creativity and ideas, [[Seth MacFarlane]] quickly latched onto this brand new, readily available '''Public Domain''' character like a hungry deer tick and has been [[Fellatio|sucking it off]] for all it is worth every Christmas, since 2010, in his ''American Dad'' revision of ''Family Guy'' until what was a decent idea was anally raped to death and no one even cared when a '''Krampus''' movie was released in 2015.


They say the Net is still free.
<center><big>'''He Has A Salted Switch All For You'''</big></center>
We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.


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Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short.
|date=2025-11-13
But we've seen this script before. [[CISPA]]. [[SOPA]]. PIPA. [[ACTA]]. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA.
|expires=2025-12-15
Different names. Same boot.
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Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... ''derivative''.
 
[[United Kingdom|Airstrip One]] passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.
 
No more open web.
No more underground signals.
No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.
 
<center><big>'''They Want You To Think About The Children So You Don't Think About Your Rights Being Stolen'''</big></center>
 
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Tyler Robinson]] was 2 days ago • [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] was 4 days ago • [[The Catcher In The Rye]] was 6 days ago
[[Section 230]] was 2 days ago • [[Krampus]] was 4 days ago • [[Tyler Robinson]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 02:15, 17 December 2025

KOSA

KOSA

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// USER: [REDACTED] // Uplink Status: Compromised //


They say the Net is still free. We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.

Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short. But we've seen this script before. CISPA. SOPA. PIPA. ACTA. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA. Different names. Same boot.

Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... derivative.

Airstrip One passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.

No more open web. No more underground signals. No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.

They Want You To Think About The Children So You Don't Think About Your Rights Being Stolen

Read the full article... • Set by User:CrackRabbit on 2025-11-17

What have I missed?
Section 230 was 2 days ago • Krampus was 4 days ago • Tyler Robinson was 6 days ago

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