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|title=[[The Catcher in the Rye]]
|title=[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]]


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The Catcher in the Rye is a novel by J. D. Salinger. Originally published for adults, it has since become popular with adolescent readers for its themes of teenage confusion, [[puberty]], [[secks]], [[Mexicans]], and [[13 year old boys]]. The novel's <small><small>KILL JOHN LENNON</small></small> protagonist and anti-hero, Holden Caulfield, has become an icon for [[emo]] and [[hipster]] kids.  
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  


It is mostly quoted by [[13 year old boy]]s and basement dwellers who have never read the book but watched '''Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex''' when it was on [[Adult Swim]] and think that mindlessly quoting the line, ''"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."'' will impress people and make themselves sound smart on the internets, while you're being brainwashed to kill John Lennon by [[Azn|Yoko Ono]].


<center><big>'''Mark David Chapman Is An American Hero'''</big></center>
<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>


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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Bianca Devins]] was 2 days ago • [[Brenton Tarrant]] was 4 days ago • [[Andrew Allred]] was 6 days ago
[[Hanukkah]] was 2 days ago • [[KOSA]] was 4 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 01:04, 20 December 2025

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-20

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago

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