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2019. Just when everyone thought the year would be [[shit]] and lackluster, <Big>'''A NEW CHALLANGER APPEARED'''</big>
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  
 
'''Saint Brenton Harrison Tarrant'''{{nazi}}, a.k.a. the '''Kiwi Kebab Killer''', is a heroic [[IRL]] JC Denton [[Aussie]] [[troll]] who took it upon himself to remove the [[Islam|Mooslem]] filth from a country whose existence was questionable at best. Fictitious or not, all [[experts]] agreed that [[New Zealand]] was the last place on Earth to find Muzzlims. Before going on his rampage, Brenton posted his manifesto to [[8chan]] and [[4chan]]; there, he namedropped famous Swedish neo-Nazi [[PewDiePie]] and Norwegian [[World of Warcraft|WoW]] aficionado [[Anders Behring Breivik]] as inspirations. This resulted in massive amounts of [[lulz]] and butthurt from the lamestream media who took his massive shitpost of a manifesto at face value, including the ever-trustworthy [[Jews|(((CNN)))]].
 
Like every other [[white devil]] before and after him, Brenton lacked originality and elected to lazily cover the same ground as [[Mossad|ISIS]] by gunning down unarmed civilians in a house of worship. Perhaps [[Dumbass|counterintuitively]], he believed that this would somehow influence the gun laws in an entirely different country and culminate in a civil war that would end with his ascension to the coveted role of '''king of the white pplz''' (though the title has already been claimed by [[Breivheart]]). While the lucrative Kebab Removal business is considered to be a well-respected trade, this koala molester shamed the profession by defacing his guns with autistic [[The Fourteen Words|white nationalist slogans]], the [[Shit nobody cares about|names of some dead European cunts]], and memes staler than the rice cakes in your grandma's cupboard. Leave it to an Australian to shitpost this hard in real life.


<center>'''Remember lads, subscribe to [[PewDiePie]].'''</center>
<center>Brenton Tarrant, minutes before topping the Oceanic leaderboard.</center>
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<center><big>'''He Set Out To Surpass The Couch Cuck And Did'''</big></center>
<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>


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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Andrew Allred]] was 2 days ago • [[Darth Cheney]] was 4 days ago • [[Black Friday]] was 6 days ago
[[Hanukkah]] was 2 days ago • [[KOSA]] was 4 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 01:04, 20 December 2025

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-20

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago

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