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'''Andrew Richard Allred''' (known online as '''bomber166''') is a [[Maddox]] [[fanboi]], wannabe [[Goon]], and pants-shitting asshole who [[bullshit|suffered]] from [[Assburgers]] and being [[fagnostic]]. On September 24, [[2007]], Allred shot and killed his ex-girlfriend, Tiffany Barwick, and a mutual friend named Michael Ruschak whom Tiffany was banging. Instead of becoming [[an hero]] Allred was arrested and thrown in [[jail]], where he promptly forgave himself and started writing letters to Tiffany's parents. He was later sentenced to death and is now sitting on death row alone due to other prisoners complaining about the smell.
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  
<center><big>'''If This Asspie Faggot Could Find A Girlfriend, What's Your Excuse?'''</big></center>


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<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Darth Cheney]] was 2 days ago • [[Black Friday]] was 4 days ago • [[Wicked (Movie)]] was 6 days ago
[[Hanukkah]] was 2 days ago • [[KOSA]] was 4 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 01:04, 20 December 2025

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago