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''''[[Dick]] Cheney''' was the bastard child of Emperor Palpatine, [[Darth Vader]] and [[Ayn Rand]].  During the anal-fuck fest, some of the fluids leaked into the vagina of his mother, and 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours later, Dick was birthed unto this world.  An original founding member of the WNBA as well as (and not coincidentally) [[NAMBLA]], he is currently the only person less qualified as a potential presidential candidate than [[George W. Bush]], being evil incarnate. This is unfortunate, as he stands to inherit the position in the event of the impeachment or untimely demise of that awful jackass, which would otherwise signal the beginning of a thousand year utopia. He is the fucktard that controls Bush, and claims to neither be in the Executive Branch nor the Legislative Branch, only because he's Darth Cheney.  
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  


It is also believed he is Lord Xenu, God to many [[gays]] like [[Tom Cruise]]. He grew up in a Hick-ass town in [[Wyoming]] by the name of Casper, which explains his piteously warped mind. Currently he is occupied with his duties as an admin at BeastForum, while still trying to keep an ear open for every sad failure originating in that same [[Paris Hilton| filthy asshole]] of the universe, whose layers of puss and dried [[Michael Jackson]]  [[cum]] will always hold a special place in his heart. As of late, he is the only thing the poor ass whore town of [[Wyoming]] has going for it, even though he is responsible for the severe shortage of squirrels in said town. He was striked down on November 3rd, 2025.


<center><big>'''And Just Like That, It was Safe To Go Hunting Again'''</big></center>
<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>


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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Black Friday]] was 2 days ago • [[Wicked (Movie)]] was 4 days ago • [[Sanrio]] was 6 days ago
[[Hanukkah]] was 2 days ago • [[KOSA]] was 4 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 01:04, 20 December 2025

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-20

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago

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