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'''''Wicked''''' is yet another adaptation of the ''Wizard of Oz'', as if cinema really needed another ''Wizard of Oz'' [[fanfiction]] approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an [[ED]] article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its [[dyke|dykish]] fanbase and the bald chocolate [[negress]] who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about ''her'' and not the character she was playing.
'''''[[Rapist|Santa Claus]]''''' is an obese [[German]] long sought by [[the man|authorities]] in connection to [[over 9000|a million]] late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have '[[Michael Jackson|observed children whilst sleeping]]' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved '[[penis|rod]]' made of candy, and ten gallons of [[semen|delicious eggnog ]]. Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of [[Goatse]] clones to attack the [[Jews]]. "Santa" is an anagram of "[[Satan]]". [[Fact|Coincidence]]?
 


<center></big>'''Just What We Need, Another Fan Fic Being Made Into A Movie'''</big></center>
<center><big>'''He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney'''</big></center>


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|date=2025-11-25
|expires=2025-11-27
|date=2025-11-23
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Sanrio]] was 2 days ago • [[Firedarkdragon]] was 4 days ago • [[Sick Fuck]] was 6 days ago
[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] was 2 days ago • [[Hanukkah]] was 4 days ago • [[Kosa]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 03:16, 23 December 2025

Santa Claus

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is an obese German long sought by authorities in connection to a million late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have 'observed children whilst sleeping' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily colored curved 'rod' made of candy, and ten gallons of delicious eggnog . Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. It is also a well known fact that he is Keyser Soze. He is also amassing an army of Goatse clones to attack the Jews. "Santa" is an anagram of "Satan". Coincidence?

He's Watching And All Ready To Cum Down Your Chimney

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-23

What have I missed?
The Nightmare Before Christmas was 2 days ago • Hanukkah was 4 days ago • Kosa was 6 days ago

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