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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.


|author=Charles Bukowski




|author=Christopher Eric Hitchens
|source=Screams From the Balcony


|source=The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever


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Latest revision as of 01:04, 20 December 2025

"

Christmas night and they’ve battered their heads together until they are silly and they’ve smiled themselves silly and vomited on the floor, 98% of them amateur drinkers, amateur Christians, amateur human beings

"

— Charles Bukowski, Screams From the Balcony
1st year Philosophy Major's observations on Christmas

Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-12-20 • Expires 2025-12-23

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