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|title=[[Freedom of speech]]
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'''Freedom of speech''' is a legal concept, civil liberty and a recognised imaginary [[human rights|human right]] that gives one the ability to speak whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want without fear of state censorship or legal repercussions. Many countries have constitutions that protect free expression, but none do it better than the OGs that thought of it first.. '''<big>[[England]] with the Magna Carta</big>'''. [[Amerimutt|Amerimutts]] did it later, but admittedly did a better job of it after they rebelled against the [[Britfags]] after [[4th_of_July|the War of Independence]]. [[Retards|Lesser trolls]] use it merely a means to an end in mundane [[flame wars]] to act like a douche while claiming to be safeguarding "basic civic liberties". Others like [[Count Dankula]] take their trolling to another lulzy level entirely by becoming martyrs for their loud [[shitposting]], pissing off [[normalfags]], [[celebrities]] and [[illuminati|the established powers that be]].
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  


[[At least 100 years ago]], people did not have or know the concept of free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they discovered how much fun it was to cry "[[Fire]]!" in a crowded room and watch [[normies]] stampede to the exit. [[Death]] and [[lulz]] ensued, and freedom of speech was born.


Countries like [[China]] or [[Best Korea]] do not recognize freedom of speech as a ''right'', let alone a '''basic human right'''. So may our right to shitpost loudly '''never''' be infringed upon. It's more fun this way.
<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>


 
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Pirate Software]] was 2 days ago • [[9/11]] was 4 days ago • [[Sand niggers]] was 6 days ago
[[Hanukkah]] was 2 days ago • [[KOSA]] was 4 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 6 days ago
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Latest revision as of 01:04, 20 December 2025

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago