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'''Hanukkah''' aka [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER|חֲנֻכָּה]] is a special holiday that is celebrated by all the [[Jews]] in the world. No one really knows what it's about but Jews will say it has something to do with [[Dicks|candles]] or they will say that it is to celebrate how they escaped persecution from the [[Egyptian]]s or persecution from the [[Nazis]] or persecution from [[Americunt|America's]] Southern Democrats or who really gives a fuck, it's not even a high holiday. | |||
The truth is that when [[Christmas]] was invented, the Jews were feeling jealous and left out that they don't get a holiday celebrating their [[money|beliefs]] or getting presents and driving all the races under their heal into eternal servitude. Thus, [[Oh noes|Hanukkah was born]]! Every Jew will tell you Hanukkah is different from all the other holidays, but in reality it's just a knock-off mix-fusion of [[Christmas]] and [[Kwanzaa]]. ''Hanukkah'' in their language means "[[rape|rededication]]." | |||
<center><big>'''On Midnight Of The 22nd, Blacks Will Be Breaking Into Jew Houses Because They Need Their Menorah For Kwanza'''</big></center> | |||
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/> | '''What have I missed?'''<br/> | ||
[[ | [[KOSA]] was 2 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 4 days ago • [[Krampus]] was 6 days ago | ||
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Latest revision as of 04:29, 19 December 2025
Hanukkah aka חֲנֻכָּה is a special holiday that is celebrated by all the Jews in the world. No one really knows what it's about but Jews will say it has something to do with candles or they will say that it is to celebrate how they escaped persecution from the Egyptians or persecution from the Nazis or persecution from America's Southern Democrats or who really gives a fuck, it's not even a high holiday.
The truth is that when Christmas was invented, the Jews were feeling jealous and left out that they don't get a holiday celebrating their beliefs or getting presents and driving all the races under their heal into eternal servitude. Thus, Hanukkah was born! Every Jew will tell you Hanukkah is different from all the other holidays, but in reality it's just a knock-off mix-fusion of Christmas and Kwanzaa. Hanukkah in their language means "rededication."
What have I missed?
KOSA was 2 days ago • Section 230 was 4 days ago • Krampus was 6 days ago