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The journey of '''dying alone''' is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of [[Buddhism]].  Hell, the [[Japan|Japanese]] even have a word for it, '''Kodokushi (孤独死)''' or when you sadly die in a 15 square meter apartment, all alone and the only way your body is discovered is when you start to stink up the place a few days after your death and the bugs start to come.  
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  
 


To prepare for this misanthropic style of death one must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was [[family|anyone]]). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of [[aspie|Assburger's]] or [[Antisocial Personality Disorder]] (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of [[drugs|dedication]].
<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>


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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Nixon]] was 2 days ago • [[MarioMan7890]] was 4 days ago • [[Pedophilia]] was 6 days ago
[[Hanukkah]] was 2 days ago • [[KOSA]] was 4 days ago • [[Section 230]] was 6 days ago
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The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-20

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago

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