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'''Richard [[milhouse|Milhous]] Nixon''' a.k.a. "Tricky [[Cock|Dicky]] or "Tiny Dick" was the 37th president of the [[United States of America]] and the last great [[Republican]] President. He was also the first full-blown [[batshit]] crazy to reside in the White House.  He made his name as Representative from California's 12th District. During his tenure in the House of Representatives, as a member of the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) he exposed State Department employee Alger Hiss as a [[Soviet]] spy.  He later became U.S. Senator from [[California]] and Vice-President of the United States under President Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower. Even though he was born and raised in [[California|Commiefornia]], he hated [[liberals]], [[Jews]], [[Commies]], hippies, the unemployed, counter-culture types, black persons, and [[sick fuck]]s.
'''Consoomers''' are the average, ideal citizen in the eyes of the [[jews|disgusting creatures]] that are currently enslaving the whole arse planet.
 
Consoomers have probably always existed, but they did not come to prominence until the 1950's.
 
Nowadays you will be hard pressed to find goyim who do not have plastic in their system, a terrible goyslop diet, and care more about niggerball than the history of their own people.


Nixon is best remembered for his involvement in the break-in of the Democratic Party Headquarters in the Watergate Hotel on June 17, 1972 and its coverup. This was probably the stupidest thing Nixon ever did, because he would have got more information about what the Democratic Party was up to by simply writing them for some brochures, since the burglars found out virtually nothing. He also visited Red [[China]] without [[puke|vomiting]] on anyone, escalated [[Vietnam|a war]] that killed thousands for no good reason, and wiretapped everyone he knew ([[divide by zero|even himself]]) because of his increasing paranoia. Our [[Britain|British]] friends fondly remember him for taking it hard in the ass from Sir David Frost, the [[God]] of [[BBC|their brand of journalism]], live on network television.
Truly, the industrial revolution and its consequences...


Some years after his death, Nixon [[Jesus|rose from the dead]] and spent several years playing a minor role on ''[[Futurama]]'' before landing a role in the [[fail|epic]] movie version of ''[[Watchmen]]''.


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Consoomers

Consoomers

Consoomers are the average, ideal citizen in the eyes of the disgusting creatures that are currently enslaving the whole arse planet.

Consoomers have probably always existed, but they did not come to prominence until the 1950's.

Nowadays you will be hard pressed to find goyim who do not have plastic in their system, a terrible goyslop diet, and care more about niggerball than the history of their own people.

Truly, the industrial revolution and its consequences...


(( Dont ask questions just consoom product and get excited for next product ))

Read the full article... • Set by User:LordGrimThInvincible on 2026-5-27


What have I missed? Brenda Ann Spencer was 2 days ago • Goth was 4 days ago • Ebola-chan was 6 days ago

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