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'''Richard [[milhouse|Milhous]] Nixon''' a.k.a. "Tricky [[Cock|Dicky]] or "Tiny Dick" was the 37th president of the [[United States of America]] and the last great [[Republican]] President.  He was also the first full-blown [[batshit]] crazy to reside in the White House.  He made his name as Representative from California's 12th District.  During his tenure in the House of Representatives, as a member of the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) he exposed State Department employee Alger Hiss as a [[Soviet]] spy.  He later became U.S. Senator from [[California]] and Vice-President of the United States under President Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower. Even though he was born and raised in [[California|Commiefornia]], he hated [[liberals]], [[Jews]], [[Commies]], hippies, the unemployed, counter-culture types, black persons, and [[sick fuck]]s.
'''The Nightmare Before Christmas''' is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by [[necrophiliac]], [[faggot|Tim Burton]] in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because [[srsly]], the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be [[dead]]). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a [[cult]] following amongst [[goths]] and [[emos]], who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local [[Hot Topic]], sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.  
 
Nixon is best remembered for his involvement in the break-in of the Democratic Party Headquarters in the Watergate Hotel on June 17, 1972 and its coverup.  This was probably the stupidest thing Nixon ever did, because he would have got more information about what the Democratic Party was up to by simply writing them for some brochures, since the burglars found out virtually nothing.  He also visited Red [[China]] without [[puke|vomiting]] on anyone, escalated [[Vietnam|a war]] that killed thousands for no good reason, and wiretapped everyone he knew ([[divide by zero|even himself]]) because of his increasing paranoia. Our [[Britain|British]] friends fondly remember him for taking it hard in the ass from Sir David Frost, the [[God]] of [[BBC|their brand of journalism]], live on network television.


Some years after his death, Nixon [[Jesus|rose from the dead]] and spent several years playing a minor role on ''[[Futurama]]'' before landing a role in the [[fail|epic]] movie version of ''[[Watchmen]]''.


<center><big>'''It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie'''</big></center>


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[[MarioMan7890]] was 2 days ago • [[Pedophilia]] was 4 days ago • [[Party Van]] was 6 days ago
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The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a bulimic, gay pride film for social rejects to fap to, created by necrophiliac, Tim Burton in an attempt to make corpse fuckers feel cool (because srsly, the only people who won't run from them screaming will already be dead). Despite the lack of commercial success, it has a cult following amongst goths and emos, who often spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise from the film at their local Hot Topic, sacrificing their weekly allowance as homage to their mopey and ungroomed god, Tim Burton.


It's Like Die Hard, It's "Technically" A Christmas Movie

Read the full article... • Set by User:The PolishPrince on 2025-11-20

What have I missed?
Hanukkah was 2 days ago • KOSA was 4 days ago • Section 230 was 6 days ago

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