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Uma Musume Pretty Derby is a horse racing simulator that reimagines real-world horses as cute girls with horse ears and you get to train them and stuff.

Somehow this goddamned game has made real world horse racing more popular in Japan than decades of advertising the races on merit alone. You people are SICK.

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-[[File:UmaMusume-cuteHorse.jpg|300px|right|thumb|paint me like one of your french horses]]'''Uma Musume Pretty Derby''' is a [[Horse|horse racing]] simulator that reimagines real-world horses as [[Hentai|cute girls with horse ears]] and you get to train them and stuff.
+[[File:UmaMusume-cuteHorse.jpg|300px|right|thumb|paint me like one of your french horses]]'''Uma Musume Pretty Derby''' is a [[horse]] racing simulator that reimagines real-world horses as [[Kemonomimi|cute girls with horse ears]] and you get to train them and stuff.
 Somehow this goddamned game has made real world horse racing more popular in Japan than decades of advertising the races on merit alone. You people are SICK.
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+[[File:UmaMusume-bearsVShorses.jpg|400px|center|thumb|makes you think]]
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