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WingsofRedemption

"Consequences have actions pimp" - Jordie "Richard" Jordan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMJfECDok3M& Little Dark Age (talk) 10:07, 17 August 2021 (EDT)

The Funny

"{{Template:Pain}}" - me (me) Will (talk) 02:57, 22 November 2021 (EST)

ED

"Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/July 27, 2022" - Encyclopedia Dramatica

Boibob (talk) 05:26, 29 July 2022 (EDT)

#PittieNation

	“	I DONT FUCKING CARE. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO NOT BE F UCKING HARASSED ON MY OWN PROPERTY. TRAIN YOUR FUCKING DOGS ITS NOT HARD YOU DUMB FAT NIGGER	„
	—Baka, after being barked at by shitbulls for like 45 minutes straight

Haha Yes (talk) 15:31, 17 August 2022 (EDT)

You know you're an EDitor and can therefore set the QOTN, right? MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 16:42, 17 August 2022 (EDT)

Didn't notice. Thanks for the heads up. Haha Yes (talk) 17:30, 17 August 2022 (EDT)

Quoting the forums? Really?

Half those retards don't even edit and it's just a bad look. In a perfect world the quote should pertain to Keffals/grooming/trannies, etc since it's kind of the whole big shitshow going on across the entire internet and the epicenter of the KF bullshit, especially with notable outspoken hypocritical faggots like Kirtaner, Hotwheels, and fucking Phobos running their aids ridden mouths.

fwiw I agree with weezus but that doesn't make it any less cringe.

--Homicide 14:39, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

Keffals

Twitter users are a perfect example of what's wrong with society.

Kurinjimeeka (talk) 03:37, 30 August 2022 (EDT)

Mistyears

	“	Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks	„
	—Some retarded twitter user's deleted tweet

Vaush

	“	We've all jerked it to loli at some point or another	„
	—Vaush

Virtualromanity (talk) 23:11, 10 November 2023 (EST) BigMeatHuggins 19:18, 28 November 2022 (EST)

LikeICare

"It took you an hour to do this?"

Dr Jej (talk) 17:10, 2 March 2024 (EST)Dr jej

Mr enter

	“	I put it simply: "Perfect Chemistry" is the best modern SpongeBob Episode. And you know the funniest thing about it? It is entirely made out of fart jokes!	„
	—MrEnter

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Meepsheep

	“	girlvinyl did nothing wrong	„
	—Meepsheep

Macao (talk)

Macao

	“	all women on ed have dicks	„
	—Macao

Macao (talk)

Historical Accuracy!

I can add details to some quotes.. not just who said it but when and what's reason behind them.... GARAGE (talk) 01:21, 16 July 2024 (UTC)

VideoGameDunkey

	“	You are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye.	„
	—VideoGameDunkey

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boogie meltdown

	“	I hate being alive, I hate being alive. I hate breathing I hate being alive. I'm in tremendous pain, I'm in tremendous pain. help me help me help me. I'm in so much pain I'm in so much pain I'm in so much pain.	„
	—Boogie2988

Snuegliffer returns 1:25 29 august 2024.

tranny chris tyson

	“	nothing gets my knob a cranking like some loli	„
	—Chris Tyson

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AF

	“	Honestly, dating women is gay. Having sex with women is gay.	„
	—Nick Fuentes

Snuegliffer returns 8:24 PM august 29 2024.

true tbh

	“	Most arguments between extremists on the internet are straight pedos versus gay pedos.	„
	—Synthetic man

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George Floyd

	“	Our young generation is clearly lost, man.	„
	—George Floyd

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Null

	“	Alright, time to jerk off to some neko shota.	„
	—Null

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Randy Stair

	“	I can almost guarantee you that Donald Trump will be assassinated. Maybe not this year, but in the near future.	„
	—Randy Robert Stair

Snuegliffer returns 1:21 AM September 1 2024.

Amazing Atheist

	“	If all of these people died, would the world be a better place? Multiple choice question: A) Yes, B) Fuck yes, C) Hell the fuck yes, D) All of the above. I'm going with D.	„
	—TJ Kirk

Firatpen (talk) 20:36, 26 December 2024 (UTC)

Unknown

I recently saw a tweet screenshot somewhere on Dramatica where someone said "I'm just 18 and I already have a Dramatica page on myself!" or similar. I forgot the name, but if someone knows it, I suggest using it as a quote. Yooco (talk) 15:58, 5 April 2025 (UTC)

KaiWei99

	“	Don't call me Jerry Tong Kai Wei anymore. Call me Blacknife the Butcher, successor of Jack the Ripper. I hate that name Jerry Tong Kai Wei and I don't want to be an artist anymore. I want to become a killer because I don't need friends in my life. Friends are worthless and don't mean anything, and I never had the right friends as always. I hate you because you are never the right friend to begin with, and I never had any real friends, in school, college, university or work. And I am always lonely without any real friends who care for me. You can either tell me on how to make friends on Facebook with the interest list I created, or I will come over to Taiping, Perak to kill you and your family with knives.	„
	—KaiWei99

CloneStorm 8:45 PM April 12 2025.

• That was good. I moved quotes for it. Really good

The PolishPrince (talk) 08:43, 15 April 2025 (UTC)