User:Umkemesik

Umkemesik's Userpage I'm an oldfag ED forum user from 2012-2014, I created the new forums and wrestled control of the wiki from Aediot. I am continuing to play a part in Operation Restoration II: Electric Boogaloo. Thank you , Deceptive for providing this template until my lazy ass works on a new one. Userboxes This user is an Editor. This user is a Hatter Addict This user has been on ED for 13 years, 6 months and 26 days. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user trusts in LULZ. Important and Useful Links Upload Files Recent Changes User Group Rights Random Page Communicate Logs Contributions Special Pages Orphan Files Lonely Pages Special Pages Encyclopedia Dramatica Version System Messages Search Encyclopedia Dramatica Diff Pages Batch Upload Files Wanted Pages Purge Preferences List of Admins List of EDitors List of Bureaucrats List of Checkusers Admin Links Wiki Statistics File List Logs Email Umkemesik

Recent Changes List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 27 May 2026      23:49  DarksydePhil diffhist +15 Couscous talk contribs      23:44  Template:Sekturtard diffhist +25 Couscous talk contribs      23:44  MrRepzion diffhist +32 Couscous talk contribs (→External links)      23:37  Zazef diffhist −85 Couscous talk contribs (→See Also)      23:35  User:Stoic Sigma 2 diffhist +52 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      23:33  Off Them diffhist +231 Mercifulfag talk contribs (faggotry template bc it was originally abt Omar Mateen, article still missing 1 moar pic I needs to lock tf in)      23:32  (Upload log) [The PolishPrince; Stoic Sigma 2; Paul in the Mall; Gooksu; BirdPhone98; Supermarcyofthailand (2×); Mercifulfag (5×)]       23:32 Mercifulfag talk contribs uploaded File:OffThemTarrantulaScribblings.jpg       23:30 Mercifulfag talk contribs uploaded File:PulseNightclubMassRizzingOffThem.mp4       23:24 Mercifulfag talk contribs uploaded File:OmarOffThem.jpg       23:22 Mercifulfag talk contribs uploaded File:OmarMateenOffThem.jpg       23:21 Mercifulfag talk contribs uploaded File:DeadpulsefaggotsOffThem.jpg       18:17 Paul in the Mall talk contribs uploaded File:HomerQuicksand.gif       17:59 Supermarcyofthailand talk contribs uploaded File:WhenIWasGoatse.jpeg Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit       17:55 Supermarcyofthailand talk contribs uploaded File:GerardWayBlowjob.png Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit       15:56 Stoic Sigma 2 talk contribs uploaded File:Payton Gendron hazmat suit.png       15:32 BirdPhone98 talk contribs uploaded File:FuturisticHub Music Video.mp4 (https://x.com/FHTruthAboutLaw/status/1979902053964005525/video/1 credit)       08:59 Gooksu talk contribs uploaded File:Koreanlefttardlandwhale.png       03:49 The PolishPrince talk contribs uploaded File:Muppets nudes.jpg      23:29  Template:Atheism 2 changes history +40 [Paul in the Mall; Couscous]       23:29 (cur | prev) −7 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       23:22 (cur | prev) +47 Couscous talk contribs      23:21  YourMovieSucksDOTorg diffhist +64 Couscous talk contribs      23:18  Template:Animals 2 changes history +44 [Couscous (2×)]       23:18 (cur | prev) 0 Couscous talk contribs       23:18 (cur | prev) +44 Couscous talk contribs      23:16  Lacari diffhist +97 Couscous talk contribs      23:14  Forced Meme 3 changes history +40 [Paul in the Mall; Couscous (2×)]       23:14 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       22:52 (cur | prev) +25 Couscous talk contribs (→Partial list of forced memes)       22:45 (cur | prev) +15 Couscous talk contribs (→Partial list of forced memes)      23:12  Uncle Grandpa diffhist −1 Couscous talk contribs      23:05  User:Couscous/Sandbox 11 changes history +1,629 [Mercifulfag; Couscous (2×); Paul in the Mall (8×)]       23:05 (cur | prev) +7 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→Introduction of TCC)       22:55 (cur | prev) +1 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       22:43 (cur | prev) +901 Couscous talk contribs       12:29 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       05:19 (cur | prev) +2 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       05:18 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       05:15 (cur | prev) +1 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       05:14 (cur | prev) +5 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       05:13 (cur | prev) +334 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       01:13 (cur | prev) +55 Couscous talk contribs (→The Average Article)       01:01 (cur | prev) +323 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      23:04  Talk:Gino Corradini 2 changes history +417 [Paul in the Mall; Mercifulfag]       23:04 (cur | prev) +256 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       23:02 (cur | prev) +161 Mercifulfag talk contribs      22:59  Tarrantulas 5 changes history +160 [Paul in the Mall; Mercifulfag (4×)]       22:59 (cur | prev) +57 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→Indonesian Failure)       22:39 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (From that one Google Drive screenshot, I can tell that's actually Ashley (pink eyes). Unless that's not him and you're referring to some other image, in which case, revert this lol.)       21:13 (cur | prev) +43 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→Indonesian Failure)       21:12 (cur | prev) 0 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→High Scores)       21:12 (cur | prev) +60 Mercifulfag talk contribs (he was christfag at time of attack)      22:35  Ongezellig 2 changes history 0 [Paul in the Mall; Mercifulfag]       22:35 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       21:15 (cur | prev) 0 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→High Scores)      22:32  User:Saltnigga 11 changes history +516 [Couscous; Mercifulfag (2×); Paul in the Mall (8×)]       22:32 (cur | prev) +16 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       21:56 (cur | prev) +305 Couscous talk contribs (→Story of Sodium)       18:44 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       18:30 (cur | prev) +8 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       18:19 (cur | prev) +3 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       16:25 (cur | prev) −11 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→See Also)       16:25 (cur | prev) +119 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→Contributions)       13:25 (cur | prev) +54 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       13:24 (cur | prev) +1 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       05:09 (cur | prev) +14 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       01:13 (cur | prev) +7 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      22:32  User talk:Paul in the Mall 4 changes history +697 [Stoic Sigma 2; Mercifulfag; Couscous (2×)]       22:32 (cur | prev) +95 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→template addition)       22:02 (cur | prev) +210 Couscous talk contribs (→template addition)  m    22:01 (cur | prev) +190 Stoic Sigma 2 talk contribs (→template addition)       21:48 (cur | prev) +202 Couscous talk contribs (→template addition: new section)      22:31  Template:High Scores diffhist +36 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      22:30  Lim Do-bin 2 changes history +66 [Couscous (2×)]       22:30 (cur | prev) +51 Couscous talk contribs       22:29 (cur | prev) +15 Couscous talk contribs      22:28  Talk:Ethan Klein 2 changes history +151 [WinXPuser2001 (2×)]  m    22:28 (cur | prev) +27 WinXPuser2001 talk contribs (→Ethan Klein Lolsuits) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit       22:27 (cur | prev) +124 WinXPuser2001 talk contribs (→Ethan Klein Lawsuits: new section) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit      22:26  Angry Birds 2 changes history +126 [Couscous; BirdPhone98]       22:26 (cur | prev) +16 Couscous talk contribs       14:39 (cur | prev) +110 BirdPhone98 talk contribs (I"M BACK BITCHES)      22:10  IDubbbzTV diffhist +78 Couscous talk contribs      21:18  Motherless.com 2 changes history +21 [Paul in the Mall; 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H64 (2×)]  m    15:05 (cur | prev) +186 H64 talk contribs (→baleetion of another vanity article) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit  m    14:58 (cur | prev) +118 H64 talk contribs (→More vanity bullshit) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit       12:44 (cur | prev) +209 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (→More vanity bullshit: new section)      13:21  Golden iPod 3 changes history +282 [Paul in the Mall; Mercifulfag (2×)]       13:21 (cur | prev) +21 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       13:19 (cur | prev) +117 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→2026)       13:17 (cur | prev) +144 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→Nominees) N    13:11  Talk:'Mud 2 changes history +326 [Paul in the Mall; Mercifulfag]       13:11 (cur | prev) +95 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→I thought this was just soyspeak) N     13:00 (cur | prev) +231 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (→I thought this was just soyspeak: new section)      13:05  Mosque Cuck 2 changes history +122 [Paul in the Mall (2×)]       13:05 (cur | prev) +4 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       13:05 (cur | prev) +118 Paul in the Mall talk contribs N    12:54  User talk:Number9999999/Number9999997 diffhist +259 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (→LOOOOOOOOOOOL: new section)      12:50  Ali Koca 3 changes history +10 [Paul in the Mall; Mercifulfag (2×)]       12:50 (cur | prev) +9 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       12:50 (cur | prev) +1 Mercifulfag talk contribs (→See Also)       12:48 (cur | prev) 0 Mercifulfag talk contribs (god this article needs a clean up)      12:48  User talk:Number9999999 diffhist +5,726 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      12:45  Arthur Achleitner diffhist −6 Mercifulfag talk contribs (he injured only 30)      12:41  User:Number9999999/contributions diffhist +11 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (Changed redirect target from User:Number9999999 to User:Saltnigga#Contributions) Tag: Redirect target changed      12:40  User:Number9999999/Number9999997 diffhist +483 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (Removed redirect to User:Number9999999) Tag: Removed redirect      11:40  BTS 3 changes history +37 [Gooksu (3×)]       11:40 (cur | prev) +11 Gooksu talk contribs       11:40 (cur | prev) +9 Gooksu talk contribs       11:39 (cur | prev) +17 Gooksu talk contribs      09:17  Yoon Suk Yeol 3 changes history +127 [Gooksu (3×)]       09:17 (cur | prev) −1 Gooksu talk contribs (→What Happened)       09:17 (cur | prev) +15 Gooksu talk contribs (→What Happened)       09:00 (cur | prev) +113 Gooksu talk contribs (→What Happened)      08:57  Good Korea 2 changes history +63 [Gooksu (2×)]       08:57 (cur | prev) +55 Gooksu talk contribs (→Video)       02:49 (cur | prev) +8 Gooksu talk contribs Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit      05:49  DongYa High School 5 changes history +56 [Paul in the Mall; Gooksu (4×)]  m    05:49 (cur | prev) +19 Gooksu talk contribs (added Category:Azns using HotCat) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit  m    05:49 (cur | prev) −19 Gooksu talk contribs (removed Category:Qing using HotCat) Tags: Manual revert Mobile edit Mobile web edit  m    05:49 (cur | prev) +19 Gooksu talk contribs (added Category:Qing using HotCat) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit       03:24 (cur | prev) −1 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       02:56 (cur | prev) +38 Gooksu talk contribs Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit      04:56  User talk:Hipcrime 3 changes history +264 [H64 (3×)]  m    04:56 (cur | prev) −1 H64 talk contribs (→jb article) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit       04:55 (cur | prev) +99 H64 talk contribs (→crime: new section) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit  m    04:54 (cur | prev) +166 H64 talk contribs (→jb article) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit      04:17  Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now 3 changes history +42 [The PolishPrince (3×)]       04:17 (cur | prev) +15 The PolishPrince talk contribs (→May 2026)       04:09 (cur | prev) +13 The PolishPrince talk contribs (→May 2026)       04:03 (cur | prev) +14 The PolishPrince talk contribs (→May 2026) N    04:17  Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 30, 2026 diffhist +66 The PolishPrince talk contribs (Created page with " <center><youtube>https://youtu.be/EpyAd60btjI</youtube></center>")      04:11  Alek Minassian 2 changes history +20 [Supermarcyofthailand (2×)]       04:11 (cur | prev) +4 Supermarcyofthailand talk contribs (→Shitty sequel) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit       04:10 (cur | prev) +16 Supermarcyofthailand talk contribs (→Shitty sequel) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit N    04:08  Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 29, 2026 diffhist +66 The PolishPrince talk contribs (Created page with " <center><youtube>https://youtu.be/N9qYF9DZPdw</youtube></center>") N    04:02  Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/May 28, 2026 diffhist +66 The PolishPrince talk contribs (Created page with " <center><youtube>https://youtu.be/VDxdIU4AK3I</youtube></center>")      03:50  Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now 2 changes history +31 [The PolishPrince (2×)]       03:50 (cur | prev) +28 The PolishPrince talk contribs (→May 2026)       03:50 (cur | prev) +3 The PolishPrince talk contribs (→May 2026) N    03:49  Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/May 30, 2026 diffhist +41 The PolishPrince talk contribs (Created page with " center|350px")      03:47  Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN diffhist 0 The PolishPrince talk contribs      03:46  Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/POTN diffhist +8 The PolishPrince talk contribs      03:45  Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/QOTN diffhist −50 The PolishPrince talk contribs      03:43  Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now diffhist +10 The PolishPrince talk contribs (→May 2026) N    03:43  Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 28, 2026 diffhist +155 The PolishPrince talk contribs (Created page with " {{Quote|<center>I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.</center>|{{Twitter|Itswords_|Words}}[http://archive.is/FumwJ archive]}}") N    03:43  Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 27, 2026 diffhist +155 The PolishPrince talk contribs (Created page with " {{Quote|<center>I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.</center>|{{Twitter|Itswords_|Words}}[http://archive.is/FumwJ archive]}}")      03:37  Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN diffhist −1,994 The PolishPrince talk contribs      02:56  Korean cry diffhist +10 Gooksu talk contribs (→See also) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit      02:41  2016 diffhist −8 Paul in the Mall talk contribs N    02:33  Talk:ProJared 4 changes history +807 [Pooper; 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Paul in the Mall (7×)]       22:50 (cur | prev) +744 Couscous talk contribs (→TCC Shitting up ED)       22:01 (cur | prev) +25 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       22:00 (cur | prev) +35 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       21:58 (cur | prev) 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       21:57 (cur | prev) +4 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       21:56 (cur | prev) +1 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       21:55 (cur | prev) −1 Paul in the Mall talk contribs       21:53 (cur | prev) +15 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      22:33  Future (rapper) diffhist +29 Couscous talk contribs      22:31  Template:Cat diffhist +22 Couscous talk contribs      22:30  Template:Rap diffhist +62 Couscous talk contribs      22:29  Template:Afro diffhist +20 Couscous talk contribs (eminem is black)      22:21  Ongezellig diffhist +2 Paul in the Mall talk contribs N    22:21  File talk:QuintexUTTP.png diffhist +167 Couscous talk contribs (→is this israel chat: new section)      22:19  Def Noodles diffhist +14 Couscous talk contribs      22:13  User talk:H64 diffhist +282 Couscous talk contribs (→baleetion of another vanity article: new section)      22:13  Template:Childabuseseries diffhist 0 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      22:10  User:DinkDummy diffhist +83 Paul in the Mall talk contribs (https://loquendo.fandom.com/es/wiki/DinkDummyRanger2009)      22:09  Nazi diffhist +1 Couscous talk contribs (lmao)      22:06  Template:Spanish diffhist +21 Paul in the Mall talk contribs      22:03  The Nutshack 2 changes history +18 [Couscous (2×)]       22:03 (cur | prev) +12 Couscous talk contribs       22:02 (cur | prev) +6 Couscous talk contribs      21:54  Chris Forcand diffhist +12 Couscous talk contribs      21:50  Blink-182 diffhist −14 Paul in the Mall talk contribs