Joclings

This is the old Joclings page from 2015. For teh updated version, see Anderson Lee Aldrich

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

	“	If they're animated its not illegal you fucking idiot.	„
	—Nick Brink the lawyer discussing animated kiddie porn.

That's a face only a mother could love. Too bad she's gone now.

Too much swag.

$240 out of $5000 raised from this failure of a fundraiser. His family and friends love him.

His amazing skills.

WTF HAX.

Aliases

Aync

Joclings

Noclings

Modnick

TheAzzbackward

howtoodothings

Fatty

Joclings (Powerword: Nick Brink) is a l33t hax0r and pedophile from Texas that graduated from CSIII at the top of his class and weighs well over 9000 kilograms. You can find him lurking in the depths of the internet on child porn sites and gaming forums. If you so much as glance in his direction, he'll immediately attempt to overpower you with his fat and tell you all about his success on the internet. When he's not hunting for kids to lure into his sexual fantasies, you can find him indulging in worthless Chinese cartoons. Like all intellectual individuals, he's tried to take a trip to the holy land so that he can legally molest children. His attempt at gathering funds, led by his grandmother, inevitably failed because who wants to send an antisocial loser to best country where he'll just eat, sleep, and try to pick up women?

Due to being molested by his both his mother and father, he now lives with his grandmother Pamela Pullen -- who somehow manages to always have enough money to put towards food in order to keep this balloon from deflating.

Words of wisdom

Nick Brink is nothing but a fountain of wisdom.

	“	I want to cut your neck.	„

	“	Sec swatting you	„

	“	Im not a fucking pedophile	„
	—Nick Brink in denial.

	“	Did you know that mullvad keeps logs?	„
	—Who wouldn't trust this master hacker?

	“	found your tor exit	„
	—DDoS coming!

	“	89.105.194.69	„
	—Someone's going to get rooted!

	“	says the guy that uses public vpn + tor	„
	—Nick Brink the CSIII graduate.

	“	"Hai guys this is a great VPN I use "CyberGhost VPN" Here Is A Tutorial!"	„
	—Master doxing skills.

	“	Do you know what the black hand is	„
	—He has connections.

	“	btw ive been feeding you fake info	„
	—Nick Brink the undoxable.

	“	lolwat my name isn't even nick lmfao	„
	—He's delusional, Jim.

	“	Alright. Now that you've tried finding accurate information on me but failing, its my turn	„
	—Nick Brink, the hacker on steriods realizing he has an ED page.

	“	lol I cant do it myself ill have to pay for it and I don't wanna pay lmao you aren't bad at hiding yourself lol	„
	—I KNOW PPL HURR DURR

	“	I need the ed removed and then we can move on with our lives can you please try?	„

	“	My real name and pictures are on there	„

	“	I have money bro i can even pay before hand ive even apologized for everything	„
	—Help me!!!1!111!

YouTube

Like all prepubescent boys, Nick Brink makes horrible videos and uploads them to YouTube in a desperate claim to fame. Don't just take someone's word for it; see for yourself.

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