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'''Samsung Sam''' is a shitty forced corporate meme when in [[2021]], [[Korea]]n electronics company [[China|Samsung]] had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty [[Ai|AI-powered]] [[Clippy|virtual assistant]]. Where other companies like [[Iphone|Apple]] and [[Amazon]] failed, [[Android|Samsung]] took a lesson from [[Valve]] and attempted to tap into the [[Anime]] [[Coomer|Coomer market]]. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android [[Waifu]]™, [[Twitter]] lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To [[nobody]]'s surprise, a shit load of [[Rule 34]] was made almost instantaneously and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu to millions of [[retard]]ed [[Reddit|basement-dwellers]] who will never get a [[girlfriend]]. [[truth|This]] basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.
'''Samsung Sam''' is a shitty forced corporate meme when in [[2021]], [[Korea]]n electronics company [[South Korea|Samsung]] had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty [[Ai|AI-powered]] [[Clippy|virtual assistant]]. Where other companies like [[Iphone|Apple]] and [[Amazon]] failed, [[Android|Samsung]] took a lesson from [[Valve]] and attempted to tap into the [[Anime]] [[Coomer|Coomer market]]. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android [[Waifu]]™, [[Twitter]] lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To [[nobody]]'s surprise, a shit load of [[Rule 34]] was made almost instantaneously and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu to millions of [[retard]]ed [[Reddit|basement-dwellers]] who will never get a [[girlfriend]]. [[truth|This]] basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.
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Yet another shitty virtual assistant; only this one you can fill with jizz.


Samsung Sam is a shitty forced corporate meme when in 2021, Korean electronics company Samsung had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty AI-powered virtual assistant. Where other companies like Apple and Amazon failed, Samsung took a lesson from Valve and attempted to tap into the Anime Coomer market. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android Waifu™, Twitter lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To nobody's surprise, a shit load of Rule 34 was made almost instantaneously and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu to millions of retarded basement-dwellers who will never get a girlfriend. This basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.

Abandonware

Some shitty design firm named Lightfarm decided to use Sims 4 as a template to make an ultra-quirky extra perky puffy-nippled waifu out of Samsung's non-existent brand identity. Lightfarm made a post about it on their website however nobody cared until it was removed.

Sad reality

Obviously, since most people on Reddit and Twitter are autistic consumers, this shit nobody cares about went viral resulting in an entire subreddit dedicated to Sam's sexy anime body.

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Cho Seung-Hui • Woo Bum-kon • BTS
• PSY • SNSD • Chan Ho Park


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K-pop • Webtoon • Starcraft • MapleStory • Gangnam Style • Squid Game


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