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Invented on [[Gaia Online]]'s [[General Discussion]] Forum, '''Prommie''' is slang for "prominent person", usually a well-known GDer. Prommies are big on drama and usually so full of their own shit that it's hard to look away. Basically, the biggest cunt-suckling losers Gaia as to offer.  
Invented on [[Gaia Online]]'s [[General Discussion]] Forum, '''Prommie''' is slang for "prominent person", usually a well-known GDer. Prommies are big on drama and usually so full of their own shit that it's hard to look away. Basically, the biggest cunt-suckling losers Gaia has to offer.  


==What makes a prommie==
==What makes a prommie==
There are many rigorous qualifications required to be a Gaia prommie:
There are many rigorous qualifications required to be a Gaia prommie:
* Does not exist.
*Must live in the past
* [[Faggot|Loves cock]].
*Must pretend to still be relevant
* Is a giant [[weeaboo|nerd]].
*Must think their looks and/or personality are beyond reproach
* Thinks they are a good DeviantART.
*Cannot concede wrong doing, ever
* Puts said "Art" on DeviantART.
*Must have a crown, usually made of the inside of their own rectal cavity
* [[Emo]].
*Must constantly seek out having their cock, hypothetical though it may be, sucked by others in their peer group
* Puts that stupid ass "~" at the end of every post.
*Must reciprocate the above for those same people
* Would take it up the ass from Gaia Staff, or an "NPC".
* Always [[first comment|first to reply]] to threads.
* [[Camwhore]]
* Probably wears old [[Monthly Collectibles]] on their avatar at all times, claiming it is their "signature item".
* Spends less than forty seconds a day doing something [[masturbation|other than Gaia]].
* Bisexual.
* Moos like the [[lolcow]]s that they are.
* Has some sort of annoying post format (usually with [[MCR|"deep"]] and [[Tokio Hotel|"meaningful"]] song lyrics as the signature).
* A large collection of signs (preferably of the boob variety).
* Large quantities of avatar art.
* A fucking annoying posting color that is near impossible to fucking read.
* Fucks with people who love Disney Movies
* Is a condescending douche to everyone who isn't equally fawned over, just like the popular kids in school who tease them every day.
* Does nothing but post picdrops or namedrops
* Follows the crowd but seem to call themselves the 'original trendsetter'
* Has [[Sock_puppet|mules]] claiming to be their fangirls or some shit
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Derp.

Invented on Gaia Online's General Discussion Forum, Prommie is slang for "prominent person", usually a well-known GDer. Prommies are big on drama and usually so full of their own shit that it's hard to look away. Basically, the biggest cunt-suckling losers Gaia has to offer.

What makes a prommie

There are many rigorous qualifications required to be a Gaia prommie:

  • Must live in the past
  • Must pretend to still be relevant
  • Must think their looks and/or personality are beyond reproach
  • Cannot concede wrong doing, ever
  • Must have a crown, usually made of the inside of their own rectal cavity
  • Must constantly seek out having their cock, hypothetical though it may be, sucked by others in their peer group
  • Must reciprocate the above for those same people


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