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'''Hyberbolimia''' is a a [[medicine|medical]]/[[political]] condition affecting the sufferer's psyche. | |||
The following symptoms include, but are not limited to, the following: | |||
* Agape mouth and rolling eyes. | * Agape mouth and rolling eyes. | ||
* Uncontrollable flailing of hands and contorted features. | * Uncontrollable flailing of hands and contorted features. | ||
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*Nasty. | *Nasty. | ||
== Famous | == Famous Hyperbolimics == | ||
*[[Ann Coulter]] | *[[Ann Coulter]] | ||
*[[Osama Bin Laden]] | *[[Osama Bin Laden]] | ||
*[[Michael Moore]] | *[[Michael Moore]] | ||
*[[Rush Limbaugh]] | *[[Rush Limbaugh]] | ||
*[[Alex Jones]] | |||
*[[Michael Avenatti]] | |||
== Hyperbolimia-friendly Vocations and Employers == | == Hyperbolimia-friendly Vocations and Employers == | ||
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*Crying baby | *Crying baby | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:58, 2 February 2019
Hyberbolimia is a a medical/political condition affecting the sufferer's psyche.
The following symptoms include, but are not limited to, the following:
- Agape mouth and rolling eyes.
- Uncontrollable flailing of hands and contorted features.
- Fragile self-esteem accompanied by the need for constant attention and/or admiration.
- Projectile lying (hyperboling) in public.
- Dismissive, contemptuous and always impatient. Often seen simultaneously stamping feet while ejecting a barrage of lies (hyperboles).
- The hyperbolimic is usually interpersonally exploitive i.e. Needs to abuse others to achieve it's own selfish ends.
- Described variously by ex-partners as "Having a whining, carping, grating voice" and, "Like a fucking jackhammer of misery, oh Jesus..."
- Gorges on sprouting truthiness for breakfast in order to regurgitate lies for lunch. The hyperbolimic then reheats the vomited concoction for dinner. This appetizing mash is then masticated further until finally sold to hungry Americans as McChicken McNuggets or 'hyperboles'.
- Hyperbolimics can be fat or thin or inbetween, not to be confused with people who worship skeletorism; those people suffer from a mentalist disorder called bulimia.
- Nasty.
Famous Hyperbolimics
Hyperbolimia-friendly Vocations and Employers
- Talk Radio Camp Officer
- Gulag Host
- Media Whore
- Crying baby
[Open Up to Us]
Hyperbolimia is part of a series on Psychology
