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'''MapleStory''' is a [[shitty]] 2D [[anime]]-style [[MMORPG]] originally developed by the [[Good Korea|South Korean]] company [[shit nobody cares about|Wizet]]. Eventually, Nexon, another South Korean company, merged with Wizet, and their American branch took control of Global MapleStory (a.k.a. Maple Story for [[Americunts]]). Think of an unholy cross between [[Gaia Online|Gaia Online]], [[Mario]], [[You|everything evil ever to be included on the internets]], and any other color- and anime-overdosed game. | [[File:Maplestory Youtube 2017.png|thumb|right|:^)]] | ||
[[File:Maplestory 2017 April Fools.png|thumb|right|Nexon likes to make fun of its butthurt community.]] | |||
'''MapleStory''' is a [[shitty]] 2D [[anime]]-style [[MMORPG]] originally developed by the [[Good Korea|South Korean]] company [[shit nobody cares about|Wizet]]. Eventually, Nexon, another South Korean company, merged with Wizet, and their American branch took control of Global MapleStory (a.k.a. Maple Story for [[Americunts]]). Think of an unholy cross between [[Gaia Online|Gaia Online]], [[Mario]], [[You|everything evil ever to be included on the internets]], and any other color- and anime-overdosed game. Maple was arguably the most popular [[Team Fortress 2|F2P]] game in the world in the [[2000s]], and as such the player base constantly argued with the [[Ragnarok Online]] fans over which [[The Game|game is better]], which is complete [[bullshit]] because [[Truth|we all know every MMO game sucks.]] | |||
MapleStory is infamous for a wide variety of reasons, but to sum it up in a sentence, it would be "the same problem Wikis suffer from, in that ''anyone'' can be a contributing member." As MS was arguably the pioneering free-to-play MMO, it soon became the staple argument for "why free things in life suck, particularly free MMO games." With [[AOL|access given to any moron with a computer and a working Internet connection]], [[No|was it any surprise?]] | MapleStory is infamous for a wide variety of reasons, but to sum it up in a sentence, it would be "the same problem Wikis suffer from, in that ''anyone'' can be a contributing member." As MS was arguably the pioneering free-to-play MMO, it soon became the staple argument for "why free things in life suck, particularly free MMO games." With [[AOL|access given to any moron with a computer and a working Internet connection]], [[No|was it any surprise?]] | ||
The gameplay is much superior to many other MMOs such as [[World of Warcraft]] as you don't just click an enemy and spam your same shitty macros over and over; you actually have to put in a bit of effort. After 5 minutes though, it becomes a tenuous grindfest spamming the same 2-3 techniques over and over for hours on end just to rack up 5% exp towards your next level while you develop carpal tunnel. The financial aspect of the game is even worse. In the original maple era, you would grind for several hours to make enough money to get the items and weapons you need. Nowadays, equips you need automatically drop for you on occasion. However, like every MMO, unless you shed some of your wallet for in-game cash to buy l33t gear, you will be outclassed by every other player. | |||
Community wise, the game is made up mostly by underage weeaboo trash who drain even more of daddy's money so they can spend $30 to make their characters (under 300 pixels) look so kawaii~ (◕‿◕✿) through the Pay-to-win system known as the Cash Shop. In the first few years, Maple had an awesome laid back community. Sure, there were dickheads, as there are everywhere in this fucked up world. But in the [[lie|good old days]], people were pretty cool. That has entirely changed a decade later- most of the players are trolls, egotistical weeaboos, or fags from reddit. Like most MMOs, the community aspect of the game is garbage now, defeating the entire purpose of playing the genre. | |||
Maplestory is like your first girlfriend you made in Middle School that you really loved and got attached to. But she became a weeaboo feminist freak and you quickly lost interest in. She became nicer to you in order to suck you back in for your money, resulting in you binge-dating her for the next decade, never truly committing to her. | |||
In recent years, the game has been drastically reshaped, removing most of the original content and items, although said items still remain in oldfags inventories. We suggest you sell your OG gear for a fuckload of cash on the free market. | |||
In essence, MapleStory is an endless grind for damage numbers while you hear the same headache-inducing 2 minute song loop continuously for hours. | |||
==Community== | ==Community== | ||
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Perfect Example of this faggotry | Perfect Example of this faggotry | ||
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==Classes== | ==Classes== | ||
When Maple came out, there were only four main classes; Thief, Bowman, Warrior, and Mage. These branched out to two or three offshoots, with only one or two of the three being good. However, as the game developed, NEXON flooded the game with dozens of new classes that vastly outperformed the core classes. Generally like any MMO, any class can absolutely rape 90% of the others if you waste $500 on godlike gear. Otherwise, you'll get fucked up the ass by the community's elite. | |||
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Now here is a class that truly deserves getting raped in the ass (Yes, all of them deserve this but this one really needs a good buttfuck). The worst class of all; even worse than a fucking bowman. You start on the noob island with weak-ass weapons, such as knives, clubs, and purses (further proof of faggotry: male characters can equip purses as weapons). You use them to attack beginner mobs like snails and [[drugs|mushrooms]]. Beginners get 3 shitty skills: speed boost for 10 seconds, health recovery for 10 seconds, or throw some snail shells for damage. People who are a beginner and are over lv20+ are either mules, or idiots who think they're cool for leveling up with no skills or good weapons/armor. They are known as [[retards|super-beginners]] or [[basement dweller|maple islanders]] (the beginning map's name). People even waste enough time to get to about level 120 or so with this class. They are known as [[fucktards|idiots]]. Even as early as 2008, some autists from Taiwan managed to get to Lv 200 using only a beginner. | Now here is a class that truly deserves getting raped in the ass (Yes, all of them deserve this but this one really needs a good buttfuck). The worst class of all; even worse than a fucking bowman. You start on the noob island with weak-ass weapons, such as knives, clubs, and purses (further proof of faggotry: male characters can equip purses as weapons). You use them to attack beginner mobs like snails and [[drugs|mushrooms]]. Beginners get 3 shitty skills: speed boost for 10 seconds, health recovery for 10 seconds, or throw some snail shells for damage. People who are a beginner and are over lv20+ are either mules, or idiots who think they're cool for leveling up with no skills or good weapons/armor. They are known as [[retards|super-beginners]] or [[basement dweller|maple islanders]] (the beginning map's name). People even waste enough time to get to about level 120 or so with this class. They are known as [[fucktards|idiots]]. Even as early as 2008, some autists from Taiwan managed to get to Lv 200 using only a beginner. | ||
Generally, the population of permaginners remains under [[9000]]. In the original days of Gayple, a subculture called " | Generally, the population of permaginners remains under [[9000]]. In the original days of Gayple, a subculture called "Islanders" existed where the goal was to never leave the noob island. The highest leveled mobs around were Mushrooms that granted only 15 xp. Somehow, people have managed to max their level using this setback, proving just how fucking autistic this game's community is. Get a life you crazy sod. | ||
As the game has evolved, so too have the amount of classes available. Thus, several different ways of being a beginner exist: | As the game has evolved, so too have the amount of classes available. Thus, several different ways of being a beginner exist: | ||
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[[Image:Bowman.png|right|thumb|Typical [[emo|bowman]] crying because [[Pools closed|he couldn't close the pool]].]] | [[Image:Bowman.png|right|thumb|Typical [[emo|bowman]] crying because [[Pools closed|he couldn't close the pool]].]] | ||
'''Bowman''' | '''Bowman''' | ||
*Shittiest class in the game, excluding super-beginners, until level 120, not that they count anyways. [[Faggots|People]] say that they are the best class when high [[over_9000|level]] but by the time [[failure|you]] get there you've lost all your friends,your family hates you and you're still living in your mom's basement at 40. | *Shittiest class in the game, excluding super-beginners, until level 120, not that they count anyways. [[Faggots|People]] say that they are the best class when high [[over_9000|level]] but by the time [[failure|you]] get there you've lost all your friends,your family hates you and you're still living in your mom's basement at 40. There was a time that you could exploit the bows range to kill enemies far over your level, but they nerfed that because fuck you. | ||
*Advances to [[shit|nothing]]. | *Advances to [[shit|nothing]]. | ||
'''Crossbowman''' | '''Crossbowman''' | ||
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'''Gunslinger''' | '''Gunslinger''' | ||
* | [[File:Clearcho.png|thumb|The "Gunslinger" class]] | ||
*[[nigger|Shoots a gun]]. | |||
*Throws grenades. | *Throws grenades. | ||
*[[lol wut|Flys?]] | *[[lol wut|Flys?]] | ||
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*[[Eproctophilia|Wind archer]] | *[[Eproctophilia|Wind archer]] | ||
* | *[[nigger|Night Walker]], | ||
*or [[The Game|Thunder Breaker]]. | *or [[The Game|Thunder Breaker]]. | ||
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===[[:File:DualBlade.jpg|DualBlade]]=== | ===[[:File:DualBlade.jpg|DualBlade]]=== | ||
A LIMITED EDITION class being tested by the [[gooks]] on the Korean server. A complete copy of the bandit class with [[faggot|flashier]] looking animations. Made entirely so Nexon can get more money since all the 4th Job skillbooks need to be bought in the cash shop. | <s> A LIMITED EDITION class being tested by the [[gooks]] on the Korean server.</s> Dualblades are now available for everyone, at anytime. A complete copy of the bandit class with [[faggot|flashier]] looking animations. Made entirely so Nexon can get more money since all the 4th Job skillbooks used to need to be bought in the cash shop. After much complaining, you can now just use the same skill books that use in game currency like every other class. | ||
===[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] Classes=== | ===[[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] Classes=== | ||
The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] are the [[master race|ultimate class]] consisting of three [[jews|jobs]] located in some town in [[Nazi]] [[Germany]]. You start off as a Jew but are quickly recruited by the [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] to help rid Germany of all the Nazis and prevent the [[Erection|resurrection]] of the [[Hitler|Black Magician]] | The [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] are the [[master race|ultimate class]] consisting of three [[jews|jobs]] located in some town in [[Nazi]] [[Germany]]. You start off as a Jew but are quickly recruited by the [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Resistance]] to help rid Germany of all the Nazis and prevent the [[Erection|resurrection]] of the [[Hitler|Black Magician]]. | ||
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===Tempest=== | ===Tempest=== | ||
People have been bitching about | People have been bitching about Phantoms ass raping them in popular training spots. Instead of solving the problem, NEXON released 3 new classes of pure faggotry. | ||
'''Luminous''' | '''Luminous''' | ||
Yet | Yet another fucking rehash of the mage class, luminous spams emo darkness attacks or gay rays of light until his orb is fully purple or blue in which case he fires his lazars. Slow as fuck to play, but has godlike mobbing skills later on. | ||
'''Kaiser''' | '''Kaiser''' | ||
What would you get if you could combine the | What would you get if you could combine the emoness of the Demon Slayer and Aran class? Well, I got the answer: Kaiser- the rehashed warrior class that's every furfags wet dream! This lame ass class has wings and a tail and can transform into a dragon, allowing sexually confused furfags to fap extra hard to their character as the characters design has the "best of both worlds". | ||
'''Angelic | '''Angelic Buster''' | ||
Yet again | Yet again NEXON just proves how queer they are. They created yet another rehash of the [[nigger|gunslinger]] class, but not only that- they made this slut have flashy girly sailor moon powers. Weeaboos of all ages will enjoy fapping to this bitch...the only thing she's missing now is Rule 34... Strike that, [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/MapleStory/1 even that exists now]. | ||
===Sengoku=== | ===Sengoku=== | ||
Surprisingly this stupid ass game still | Surprisingly, this stupid ass game still going strong, as poor excuse of a company NEXON is drawing in 60 million bucks a year off this game. Probably because weeaboo faggots won't stop jerking off to angelic buster porn and their uber-kawaii :3 characters but whatever. | ||
And so the Japanese pedo masses begged and circle | And so the Japanese pedo masses begged and jerked in a massive circle for months on their lame excuse of a forum until NEXON finally unleashed from the depths of their asshole | ||
a horrible once | a horrible once-region locked "exclusive" class series to the masses. (Ironic right?) | ||
'''Kanna''' | '''Kanna''' | ||
A half assed class that has a loli running around and summoning trolls and fur fags to fight for her | A half assed class that has a loli running around and summoning trolls and fur fags to fight for her. She would've been a lulz worthy class but failed cause she's rule 34 material, and a furfag. She has the special ability to rapidly increase spawn rates of mobs, making players of her highly sought out. The major downside is that you'll almost always die in one or two hits and you look like a faggot or slut. | ||
'''Hayato''' | '''Hayato''' | ||
The | The second Jap class NEXON shat out into the public restroom at IKEA, last thursday. Its pretty much another gay love child of Demon Slayer and Aran that should've been aborted along with Kaiser. Has shit damage in late-game so don't waste your time on this character. | ||
Its pretty much another gay love child of Demon Slayer and | |||
==[[Sonic|Unlimited/Sonicfags Unleashed]]== | ===[[Sonic|Unlimited/Sonicfags Unleashed]]=== | ||
Due to the overload of furfags and weeaboos from the previous classes, | Due to the overload of furfags and weeaboos from the previous classes, NEXON attempted to get the Emo and Star Trek losers back into their shitty ass game. However, they failed | ||
horribly as they just brought more furfags with the misleading title "Unleashed" where Sonic fags would think of their stupid ass game "Sonic Unleashed" and fap to the idea of it while | horribly as they just brought more furfags with the misleading title "Unleashed" where Sonic fags would think of their stupid ass game "Sonic Unleashed" and fap to the idea of it while giving more money to the gooks at NEXON. Nevertheless NEXON will continue to fail no matter how many electric boggaloos they create. | ||
giving more money to the gooks at | |||
'''[[Hitler|Xenon]]''' | '''[[Hitler|Xenon]]''' | ||
The failed attempt of trying to reclaim the Star Trek fags into Nexon's shitty game. He has a bowl cut and uses a | The failed attempt of trying to reclaim the Star Trek fags into Nexon's shitty game. He has a [[Adam Lanza|bowl cut]] and uses a taser whip used by Hitler, suggesting gook supremacy to the White man and jews, but they fail to realize how small they are. He rehashes the Pirate and Thief class, both at once! They sure aren't running out of ideas. /sarcasm | ||
but they fail to realize how small they are. He rehashes the Pirate and Thief class, both at once! They sure aren't running out of ideas. /sarcasm | |||
'''[[Cutting|Demon Avenger]]''' | '''[[Cutting|Demon Avenger]]''' | ||
The sexually conflicted Emo faggot that was | The sexually conflicted Emo faggot that was supposed to rake in tons of dough for North Korea is back! And with more daddy issues than ever! This time, he uses HP to attack rather | ||
than his nonexistent penis. Meaning he cuts himself to hurt others, but fails miserably like every Emo faggot who thinks people give a fuck about their cuts. | than his nonexistent penis. Meaning he cuts himself to hurt others, but fails miserably like every Emo faggot who thinks people give a fuck about their cuts. He'll have a fuckload of HP to utilize, and does godlike damage at all level ranges, funded or unfunded, making this similar to the Hunter class in WoW in that every fucking newfag will start with one due to the absence of difficulty or strategy. | ||
===[[period|R.E.D]]=== | ====[[period|R.E.D]]==== | ||
Just when | Just when NEXON was going to [[an hero]] themselves with the amount of shitty content and [[truth|fuck ups]], they decided to release one more [[nail in the coffin|update]] called [[period|RED]]. This, of course, created even more classes since obviously 500 unoriginal classes aren't enough for people. | ||
release one more [[nail in the coffin|update]] called [[period|RED]] | |||
classes since obviously | |||
'''[[jesus|Zero]]''' | '''[[jesus|Zero]]''' | ||
Literally Jesus of the game | Literally Jesus of the game- not kidding. The cocksuckers back at North Korea literally imported Jesus into the game. You have the option of switching between regular Jesus and Jesus with boobs which seems to be some kind of shitty fan fiction you can find on a 16 year old girls tumblr blog. Zero starts at Lv100 and you can do the local quests up until 180 if you waste $ for the 2x quest coupons. However, the class is a pain in the ass to figure out and is time restricted. | ||
You have the option of switching between regular Jesus and Jesus with boobs which seems to be some kind of | |||
shitty fan fiction you can find on a 16 year old girls tumblr blog. | |||
'''[[furry|Beast Tamer]]''' | '''[[furry|Beast Tamer]]''' | ||
Just when you though the last updates misleading title of "Unleashed" that drew in all of the sonic fur fags wasn't enough, | Just when you though the last updates misleading title of "Unleashed" that drew in all of the sonic fur fags wasn't enough, you would be glad to know that there is an actual furry class that you can play as. And you thought Kaiser was ridiculous. She's another rehash of the Mage and can summon a Bear that fucks up a table, a nigger, [[ugly|a super kawaii desuuu]] cat and Nicki Minaj. | ||
you would be glad to know that there is an actual furry class that you can play as. And you thought Kaiser was ridiculous. | |||
She's another rehash of the Mage and can summon a Bear that fucks up a table, a | |||
'''[[nigga|Eunwol/Shade]]''' | '''[[nigga|Eunwol/Shade]]''' | ||
The class that really doesn't exist and nobody actually gave a fuck about. | The class that really doesn't exist and nobody actually gave a fuck about. No, really. That's his story line. | ||
====[[Death|Reboot]]==== | |||
After the gooks saw their profits go down by over [[9000|9 trillion percent]], they finally decided to stop being such a kikey company and created a new world called Reboot, where all the [[faggots|old maplers]] and people who hate jews go to play. But before the server went up, they made a [[lol|lulzy]] attempt at trying to steal weeaboo money by making meso sacks that can be bought with their jew gold. The weeaboo's on the forum obviously cried like a | |||
spoiled 16 year old girl without her IPhone and Jewxon removed the ball sack. After that Nexon became a [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool guy]], But quickly became jewish again by releasing another stupid ass class. | |||
After the gooks saw their profits go down by over [[9000|9 trillion percent]] they finally decided to stop being such a | |||
by making meso sacks that can be bought with their jew gold. The weeaboo's on the forum obviously cried like a | |||
spoiled 16 year old girl without her IPhone and Jewxon removed the ball sack. After that Nexon became a [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool guy | |||
But quickly became | |||
'''[[Physics|Kinesis]]''' | '''[[Physics|Kinesis]]''' | ||
Another stupid ass rehash of the mage since 500 rehashes of a class that dies in one hit clearly isn't enough. To appeal | Another stupid ass rehash of the mage since 500 rehashes of a class that dies in one hit clearly isn't enough. To appeal to the weeaboos, the gooks made a cliche [[ugly|bishounen]] but with superpowers!1!111111111! He can chuck a train with his mind or some shit, his main weapon is a gay ass bracelet that limits his powers which makes as much sense as fighting with a gun with its safety on. Currently godlike, but will likely get nerfed hard. | ||
to the | |||
with his mind or some shit, his main weapon is a gay ass bracelet that limits his powers which makes as much | |||
sense as fighting with a gun with its safety on. | |||
==Nexon== | ==Nexon== | ||
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[[Image:Cashshop.jpg|right|thumb|Waste your money here!]] | [[Image:Cashshop.jpg|right|thumb|Waste your money here!]] | ||
NX Cash, or [[shit nobody cares about|Nexon Cash]], is what you get when you spend IRL money [[Dumbass|on a free game]]. All [[Fucktard|spoiled]], MapleStory-addicted children who are lucky enough to get ahold of their mommy's or daddy's credit cards/PayPal information, will blow [[at least 100|hundreds]] of dollars per month on NX. This is used to buy worthless [[shit]] in MapleStory's Cash Shop system. The only purpose of these items is to make their character look [[Homosexual|super spechul]], and disappear after 90 days so as to get you to spend more. One thousand NX is one U.S. [[Lioncash|dollar]], meaning you are wasting five dollars just to change the color of your eyes, which are actually made up of 3 pixels. If it wasn't bad enough, your twelve dollar shit goes away within | NX Cash, or [[shit nobody cares about|Nexon Cash]], is what you get when you spend IRL money [[Dumbass|on a free game]]. All [[Fucktard|spoiled]], MapleStory-addicted children who are lucky enough to get ahold of their mommy's or daddy's credit cards/PayPal information, will blow [[at least 100|hundreds]] of dollars per month on NX. This is used to buy worthless [[shit]] in MapleStory's Cash Shop system. The only purpose of these items is to make their character look [[Homosexual|super spechul]], and disappear after 90 days so as to get you to spend more. One thousand NX is one U.S. [[Lioncash|dollar]], meaning you are wasting five dollars just to change the color of your eyes, which are actually made up of 3 pixels. If it wasn't bad enough, your twelve dollar shit goes away within three months. Permanent NX items exist, which people sell on the marketplace for over 200 million mesos- which is the equivalent to 100k meso back in the old days. | ||
Such items include: | Such items include: | ||
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[[Image:Kiaylowhore03.jpg|left|thumb|[[Asking for it|Typical whore asking for it]]]] | [[Image:Kiaylowhore03.jpg|left|thumb|[[Asking for it|Typical whore asking for it]]]] | ||
Like [[Gaia online|Gaia Online]] - there are many [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] that buy [[drugs|crack and teh meth]] that can't afford their own Neckson Kash! OH NOEZ!!! WHAT WILL I DO 4 SUM NX??? [[Loser|When even attempts at stealing mommy and daddy's credit card fails ...]] they turn to [[whore|whoring]] themselves out for [[rape|NX]]. Don't even think about getting a [[tits or gtfo|titty shot]], since [[Rules of the Internet|Rule 32 of the Internets]] is [[Fact|factual]] in stating that there are no girls online so any female wanting NX is actually a [[pedophile|13 yr old boy wanting some surprise buttsecks]]! | Like [[Gaia online|Gaia Online]] - there are many [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] that buy [[drugs|crack and teh meth]] that can't afford their own Neckson Kash! OH NOEZ!!! WHAT WILL I DO 4 SUM NX??? [[Loser|When even attempts at stealing mommy and daddy's credit card fails ...]] they turn to [[whore|whoring]] themselves out for [[rape|NX]]. Don't even think about getting a [[tits or gtfo|titty shot]], since [[Rules of the Internet|Rule 32 of the Internets]] is [[Fact|factual]] in stating that there are no girls online so any female wanting NX is actually a [[pedophile|13 yr old boy wanting some surprise buttsecks]]! | ||
{{Clear}} | |||
==Common phrases in MapleStory== | ==Common phrases in MapleStory== | ||
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[[Image:Racist maple.JPG|right|thumb|[[Niggers]] are a popular target for ridicule in Maple Story.]] | [[Image:Racist maple.JPG|right|thumb|[[Niggers]] are a popular target for ridicule in Maple Story.]] | ||
[[Image:Racist maple2.JPG|right|thumb|Even moar evidence of [[racism]].]] | [[Image:Racist maple2.JPG|right|thumb|Even moar evidence of [[racism]].]] | ||
*[[Fag|Gay]] | *[[Fag|Gay]] | ||
*[[Bitch]] | *[[Bitch]] | ||
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*[[Cock|C8]] | *[[Cock|C8]] | ||
*[[Pedobear]] | *[[Pedobear]] | ||
* | *[[Nigger]] | ||
*Fish Tank | *Fish Tank | ||
*Pigs | *Pigs | ||
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*Often players will drop rare items by themselves so they can show off and be [[faggots]]. While they are doing this, snatch their crap, and when they ask,"GIVE BACK!", tell them they are stupid faggots and deserve to get their items snatched. | *Often players will drop rare items by themselves so they can show off and be [[faggots]]. While they are doing this, snatch their crap, and when they ask,"GIVE BACK!", tell them they are stupid faggots and deserve to get their items snatched. | ||
*Go into the wedding area, Amoria, and spam "LOOKING FOR PQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" repeatedly. | *Go into the wedding area, Amoria, and spam "LOOKING FOR PQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" repeatedly. | ||
*Go into the [[Lies|Free]] Market, and spam "B> Fame | *Go into the [[Lies|Free]] Market, and spam "B> Fame 1mill fame then trade me@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@". Then, go into Menu > Game Options and turn off trade requests. Continue spamming. Butthurt noobs will stand on you and claim that you scam. When that happens, change channels and continue spamming. | ||
*Spam trade/party invites as much as possible. | *Spam trade/party invites as much as possible. | ||
*Make fun of asians, this will result in the [[300|thousand nations of the asian empire descending upon you]], [[Srsly]]. | *Make fun of asians, this will result in the [[300|thousand nations of the asian empire descending upon you]], [[Srsly]]. | ||
*Spam on megaphones (or anywhere near a crowd of people, word spreads quickly amongst the [[nazi|maplers]]) how much you dislike anime, preferably Naruto or any anime on adult swim. | *Spam on megaphones (or anywhere near a crowd of people, word spreads quickly amongst the [[nazi|maplers]]) how much you dislike anime, preferably Naruto or any anime on adult swim. | ||
*Call someone a [[n00b]] despite the fact you might be 20-30 levels lower than that person. Also, calling someone with a srsly high level a [[hacker]] generally leads to their [[orgy|guild]] threatening to kill you irl. [http:// | *Call someone a [[n00b]] despite the fact you might be 20-30 levels lower than that person. Also, calling someone with a srsly high level a [[hacker]] generally leads to their [[orgy|guild]] threatening to kill you irl. [http://archive.fo/5nomC Bonus points for doing it on a shitty fan-forum]. | ||
*Repeatedly ask "MESAR PL0X?!?!" to anyone that walks by, and don't stop until that person [[An hero|logs off]]. | *Repeatedly ask "MESAR PL0X?!?!" to anyone that walks by, and don't stop until that person [[An hero|logs off]]. | ||
*B>(buy) all the shit you can see and destroy it all, inflating the e-conomy. | *B>(buy) all the shit you can see and destroy it all, inflating the e-conomy. | ||
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===[[Teabagging|Use Your Sack]]=== | ===[[Teabagging|Use Your Sack]]=== | ||
One of the gloriously [[fail|undocumented]] features in this game | One of the gloriously [[fail|undocumented]] features in this game long ago was the random appearance of items with names like '''[[nigger|Black Sack]]''', '''[[Aspergers|Different Sack]]''', and '''[[Tentacle rape|Monster Sack]]'''. As it turns out, their only purpose is to spontaneously spawn a certain type and number of deadly creatures wherever the sack master is standing. You could dress up your character to look like the other [[n00bs]], stand in a crowd of 20 people, and [[for the lulz|unleash monsters]] on them while they are AFK or trying to heal. Either that, or use it on one AFK pro, and when he comes back, get your popcorn ready for the butthurt. Sadly, these items along with most of the OG maple data was removed from the game long, long ago. | ||
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<youtube> | <youtube>mYlaa3sIdOI</youtube> | ||
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==A regular mapler== | ==A regular mapler== | ||
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*GMship. Kill every [[Fag]] for no reason at all. | *GMship. Kill every [[Fag]] for no reason at all. | ||
*UFJ. [[YOU'RE A BIRD!|Fly]] around a map because apparently, to Private Server players, that's fun. | *UFJ. [[YOU'RE A BIRD!|Fly]] around a map because apparently, to Private Server players, that's fun. | ||
*Stable server. Disconnect every 5 minutes. | *Stable server. Disconnect every 5 minutes instaed of the usual 3. | ||
*Custom .wz files. So the perverted server owners can [[shoop]] tits and [[Dicks Everywhere|dicks onto everything]]. Then make you redownload the entire game before you can [[fap|play]]. | *Custom .wz files. So the perverted server owners can [[shoop]] tits and [[Dicks Everywhere|dicks onto everything]]. Then make you redownload the entire game before you can [[fap|play]]. | ||
*[[AIDS|Lag]]. | *[[AIDS|Lag]]. | ||
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Lloyd Korn's [[waifu]]. Another one of Nexon's legal pigs. [[Dox]] can be found [http://forum.ragezone.com/f425/jamie-j-fitzgerald-doxd-610145/ here.] | Lloyd Korn's [[waifu]]. Another one of Nexon's legal pigs. [[Dox]] can be found [http://forum.ragezone.com/f425/jamie-j-fitzgerald-doxd-610145/ here.] | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
==Donald Trump== | |||
[[File:MapleStory Donald Trump.png|thumb|right|Liberal gets triggered by the sight of our god emperor]] | |||
Gayplestory's world is often directly influenced by the IRL, featuring stylized variants of places like [[Singapore]] and [[Japan]]. Similarly, they feature characters that often directly replicate real people. One of the characters was "Donald", who replaced the original package deliverer. Donald was obviously a homage to [[Donald Trump]], a douchebag real estate mogul who managed to become the president of the United States, polarizing and dividing the world in the process. Maplestory bitched out and removed the character from their game around the [[2016 Election]]s. They did this to avoid liberal whores thinking they side with Trump and potentially neglecting the greedy gooks of thousands of little kids' parents shekels. | |||
Back in 2012 around the [[2012 Election]], MapleStory featured an in-game election pitting Obongo against [[Mitt Romney]]. You could gain a gay little balloon with the symbol of each party on them. Obviously this caused the 20% of the community that weren't liberal fags to initiate a civil war in game, causing the autism of thousands of little azn nerds. | |||
[[File:Maplestory - Package Grabber Donald.png|center|600px]] | |||
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==August 13th, 2017 - Nexon Destroys Their Own Game== | |||
[[Image:Maplestory_-_Nexon_Destroys_Their_Own_Game.png|thumb|Boy they really didn't think this through too well, did they?]] | |||
Nexon got the [[stupid|brilliant]] idea to have an event where you simply log in, do absolutely nothing continuously for hours on end and in return you're magically gifted with a chance of racking up Cash Shop currency. Essentially no different than giving players actual money. Yes, you heard that right, Nexon created an event where they basically gave their players FREE MONEY simply for STAYING LOGGED IN! | |||
Doesn't take a Nexon rocket scientist to figure out what happened next as people started flooding the game with thousands of new accounts to continually rape the system for free money. This bogged down the entire system to the point where the game became literally unplayable, to the point where servers like Reboot wouldn't even let you log in! And even on the lesser populated servers the system became so overwhelmed that simply moving from one map to another would result in the entire game crashing. | |||
In true Nexon fashion though, the stupidity didn't end there, oh no, not by a long shot! Many players, obviously frustrated began contacting Nexon for "support", by which I mean the support staff brazenly claimed that the problem was entirely on the players end and that the servers were, quite literally, infallible. This of course infuriated players even further who then attempted to argue with Nexon "support" staff, which in turn led to entire swaths of players being perma-banned from using their "support" system. | |||
And nothing of value was lost... | |||
[[Image:Maplestory_-_Nexon_Destroys_Their_Own_Game_Blames_Players.png|center]] | |||
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==Maple Memes== | ==Maple Memes== | ||
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Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Forever_Alone_-_02.png | Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Forever_Alone_-_02.png | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Maplestory Troll Character.jpg|Typical reddit fag | |||
Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_01.png | Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_01.png | ||
Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_02.png | Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_02.png | ||
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Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Ponies.png | Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Ponies.png | ||
Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Star_Fox_Great_Leon.png | Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Star_Fox_Great_Leon.png | ||
Image:Maplestory_-_Memes_-_Doge.png | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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==Galleries== | ==Galleries== | ||
===General=== | |||
{{cg|General|1|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{cg|General|1|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:MapleStoryGraffiti.jpg|[[Bix Nood|Typical graffiti]] | Image:MapleStoryGraffiti.jpg|[[Bix Nood|Typical graffiti]] | ||
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Image:Hatfuck.png|leik omg fanart is sooo [[Wapanese|sugoi <3]] | Image:Hatfuck.png|leik omg fanart is sooo [[Wapanese|sugoi <3]] | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Maplestory Hitler Clan.jpg|An old troll clan from 2006. RIP ;~; | |||
File:Maplestory Free VS Paid.gif|MapleStory is pay to win, just like every other FTP evar. | |||
File:Maplestory Cubing.jpg|Being powerful in MS nowadays requires you to pour literally hundreds of dollars on "Cubes" so that you can re-roll your gear to not suck as much. | |||
File:Maplestory Hacker In Maple.jpeg|Expect to find hax0r bots on literally 90% of maps nowadays. GMs as usual are nowhere to be found. | |||
File:Maplestory 2nd Job Oldfag.jpg|Maplestory took like 5 years to release 3rd and 4th jobs. Most players were weaklings in comparison to now. | |||
File:Maplestory Same.png | File:Maplestory Same.png | ||
File:Maple School Shooter.png | File:Maple School Shooter.png | ||
File:MyMaplestoryCharacters.png | |||
File:Maplestory Night Lords.jpg | |||
File:Maple Adolf A Good Person.jpg | File:Maple Adolf A Good Person.jpg | ||
File: | File:Maplestory Old Defame.jpg | ||
File:Maplestory I'm Not Hitler.jpg | File:Maplestory I'm Not Hitler.jpg | ||
File:Maplestory Jump Quests.jpg|The bane of many oldfags | |||
File:Maplestory Oldfags.jpg|Only ancientfags remember when Perion was the main trading area. Oldfags still remember when this game even had a population. | |||
File:Maplestory MAGA.jpg | File:Maplestory MAGA.jpg | ||
File:Maple Shooters.png | File:Maple Shooters.png | ||
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File:Maplestory Fame.jpg | File:Maplestory Fame.jpg | ||
File:Maplestory we r pirets.jpg | File:Maplestory we r pirets.jpg | ||
File:Maplestory Profane Language Ban.png|Apparently saying "Nigger" can get you b& | |||
File:Maplestory shipreckt.jpg | File:Maplestory shipreckt.jpg | ||
File:Maple WW3 Soon.jpg | File:Maple WW3 Soon.jpg | ||
File:Maplestory Weeb Shoop.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Rape Items.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Friend Aspect.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory Player Man.jpg | |||
File:Maplestory School Shooting.jpg | File:Maplestory School Shooting.jpg | ||
File:Maplestory School Shooting 2 SamHydE.jpg | File:Maplestory School Shooting 2 SamHydE.jpg | ||
File:Maplestory Noob Old.jpg|This picture from 2005 showcases the fact that a level 20+ character was an oldfag. Now, even level 200 is considered noob-tier. | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Along_Came_A_Rape_Spider.png|Along comes [[A RAPE SPIDER]]! | File:Maplestory_-_Along_Came_A_Rape_Spider.png|Along comes [[A RAPE SPIDER]]! | ||
File:Maplestory_-_Butt_Is_Ready.png | File:Maplestory_-_Butt_Is_Ready.png | ||
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File:Maplestory_-_Dildo_Batteries.png | File:Maplestory_-_Dildo_Batteries.png | ||
File:Maplestory_-_Buying_Friends.png|How to buy friends. | File:Maplestory_-_Buying_Friends.png|How to buy friends. | ||
File:Maplestory Old Screenshot.jpg|Old ass screenshot | |||
File:Maplestory_-_Pay_To_Win.png|Rule Number One:<br>Nexon lies. | File:Maplestory_-_Pay_To_Win.png|Rule Number One:<br>Nexon lies. | ||
File:Maplestory_-_SRS_GAWD_DAMN_BUSINESS.png|Maplestory is srs gawd damn business! | File:Maplestory_-_SRS_GAWD_DAMN_BUSINESS.png|Maplestory is srs gawd damn business! | ||
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===Rule 34=== | |||
{{cg|Rule 34|2|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{cg|Rule 34|2|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:MapleSucc.gif | File:MapleSucc.gif|How to make mesos | ||
File:MapleAnal.png | File:MapleAnal.png|Maple girls LOVE anal sex! | ||
File:MapleBarFuck.gif | File:MapleBarFuck.gif|Making ends meet. | ||
File:Maplestory Cumming.gif|[[I came]] | |||
Image:Maplestoryrule34.JPG|[[Rule 34|Rule 34 is never wrong.]] | Image:Maplestoryrule34.JPG|[[Rule 34|Rule 34 is never wrong.]] | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Picture043.jpg|[[Rule 34|NO EXCEPTIONS]] | |||
File:MaplePurpSex.gif | File:MaplePurpSex.gif | ||
File:MapleHeartPurp.gif | File:MapleHeartPurp.gif | ||
File:Maplestory Secks22.jpg|8 year olds probably try to jack off to this | |||
File:MapleMushroomRape.gif | File:MapleMushroomRape.gif | ||
File:MapleMushroom34.png | File:MapleMushroom34.png | ||
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File:MapleMai.gif | File:MapleMai.gif | ||
File:Mapleslime.jpg | File:Mapleslime.jpg | ||
File:MapleFM.gif | File:MapleFM.gif | ||
File:MapleFM2.gif | File:MapleFM2.gif | ||
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===Trolling=== | |||
{{cg|Trolling|3|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{cg|Trolling|3|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Maplestory Trolling.PNG|Trolling the average [[fag|MapleStory Player]] is easy. | Image:Maplestory Trolling.PNG|Trolling the average [[fag|MapleStory Player]] is easy. | ||
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===Pedophillia=== | |||
{{cg|Pedo Story|4|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{cg|Pedo Story|4|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Maplestory_-_The_Actual_Correct_Answer.png | Image:Maplestory_-_The_Actual_Correct_Answer.png | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://maplestory.nexon.net/ Main site.] Download at your own risk. | *[http://maplestory.nexon.net/ Main site.] Download at your own risk. | ||
*[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6512492484730093887 MapleStory commercial, which actually has more to do about pedophilia than MapleStory]. | *<s>[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6512492484730093887 MapleStory commercial, which actually has more to do about pedophilia than MapleStory].</s> | ||
*[http://www.basilmarket.com/ Maplefag forum/action site. It shall be noted that even lame trolling attempts here are successful.] | *[http://www.basilmarket.com/ Maplefag forum/action site. It shall be noted that even lame trolling attempts here are successful.] | ||
*[http://www.sleepywood.net/forum/ Faggy Forum full of pretentious faggots that take the game and themselves way too seriously, so trolling isn't very hard at all. Touchy Subject + The Burning Zone + Controversial POV = Successful troll every time.] | *[https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20080328075922/http://www.sleepywood.net:80/forum/ Faggy Forum full of pretentious faggots that take the game and themselves way too seriously, so trolling isn't very hard at all. Touchy Subject + The Burning Zone + Controversial POV = Successful troll every time.] | ||
*[http://undiespatrol.co.cc/index.php Horrible Eurofag forum full of faggots pretending to be cool IRL(EarthShaker) or pretending to be trolls(M33rkat)] | *<s>[http://undiespatrol.co.cc/index.php Horrible Eurofag forum full of faggots pretending to be cool IRL(EarthShaker) or pretending to be trolls(M33rkat)]</s> | ||
*[http://forum.nexoneu.com/NXEU.aspx?g=topics&f=4 Official forum for eurofags.It's fun to troll them until someone cries and sues you] | *<s>[http://forum.nexoneu.com/NXEU.aspx?g=topics&f=4 Official forum for eurofags.It's fun to troll them until someone cries and sues you]</s> | ||
===Cheat Codes=== | |||
Why spend 200 hours slowly grinding to make 100 million mesos, when you can shell out 10 bucks to get 5 billion? Note: Using these sites may get you b&, or you might be targeted to be [[pwn|hacked]]. You will also need to put up with creepy gooks from Korea who speak with broken english and will always take too fucking long to get the cash to you. | |||
*[http://www.ms4mesos.com/ MS4 Mesos] | |||
*[http://www.ogpal.com/Maple-Story-US-Mesos OG Pal] | |||
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