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*... that [[Rob Reiner]] was [[Murder|murdered]]? You can light up your [[Tobacco|smokes]], once again, without feeling guilty.
*...On May 3, 2026 a group of [[Christian]] Dwarves did a [[Scientology Speedrunning|Speedrun]] on the [[Scientology|$cientology]] L.A. headquarters looking for [[Tom Cruise]]?
*... that it's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED’s]] 21st birthday?
*...On May 8, 1945 the Western Allied Forces defeated the [[Nazi]]s and made the good part of [[Germany]] their [[Bitch]]?
*... that [[Charlie Kirk]] got a sore throat while giving a [[Gun|Pro-Gun]] speech at [[College|Utah Valley University]]?
*...that live streamer [[Johnny Somali]] couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the [[Kanye West|World's Smartest Nigger]] and appealed a sweetheart [[Prison]] sentence?
*... that [[Tristen Alan Leritz]] raped a 51-year-old woman [[just because]] he was a [[virgin]]?
*...that some stupid [[bitch]] got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by [[Google And Meta Lawsuit|Instagram and Facebook]]?
*... that [[Elon Musk]] is [[White Knighting]] our favorite piece of [[Europe|Eurotrash ass]], [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]], because he wants to be [[France|French]] for a day and eat her [[Vagina|snail]]?
*...that [[Chuck Norris]] died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris [[Fact|facts]] like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap.
*... that the Anti-Greta, [[Greta Thunberg|Naomi Seibt]] is begging our benevolent [[The Donald|God Emperor Trump]] for asylum because [[Germany]] is picking on her?
*...that it's [[Catholic|St. Patrick's Day]] and 40% of the drunk driving [[Dead|deaths]] on this day will happen between [[Time|midnight and 2:59 am]]?
*... that [[KISS]] guitarist Ace Frehley [[Dead|has bought the farm]] after he tripped in his [[Music|studio]]? Will he be buried in a [[Coffin|KISS Coffin]]?
*... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with [[KOSA]] and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? [[You]] should tell them what you think, at [https://www.badinternetbills.com badinternetbills.com!]
*... that [[Israel]] finally got something right, when it wrote “[[Whore]]” on [[Greta Thunberg|Greta Thundercunt's]] suitcase and gave her a few [[Injury|love taps]]?
*... that [[Ian Watkins]] died [[Torture|slowly and painfully]] after his fellow [[Prison|prisoners]] wanted to check out the [[Dead|lethality]] of their shivs on him?

Latest revision as of 01:54, 19 May 2026

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