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• December 10, 2025 - Christmas Eve In Brooklyn
• December 9, 2025 - Christmas Eve In Brooklyn
• December 8, 2025 - Hetfield
• December 7, 2025 - Hetfield
• December 6, 2025 - being ugly at a bar
• December 5, 2025 - Being ugly at a bar
• December 4, 2025 - Steven Universe
• December 3, 2025 - Steven Universe
• December 2, 2025 - Rambo's advice
• December 1, 2025 - Rambo's advice

November 2025

• November 30, 2025 - Family and money
• November 29, 2025 - Family and money
• November 28, 2025 - Family and money
• November 27, 2025 - Thanksgiving
• November 26, 2025 - Tailgating
• November 25, 2025 - Tailgating
• November 24, 2025 - RainWontMiss
• November 23, 2025 - RainWontMiss
• November 22, 2025 - Donald Trump
• November 21, 2025 - Donald Trump
• November 20, 2025 - Richard Gere & Gerbils
• November 19, 2025 - Richard Gere & Gerbils
• November 18, 2025 - Pennies
• November 17, 2025 - Pennies
• November 16, 2025 - Expensive Food
• November 15, 2025 - Expensive Food
• November 14, 2025 - Louvre
• November 13, 2025 - Louvre
• November 12, 2025 - David Lynch
• November 11, 2025 - David Lynch
• November 10, 2025 - Dogs And Cats
• November 9, 2025 - Dogs And Cats
• November 8, 2025 - murder shows
• November 7, 2025 - murder shows
• November 6, 2025 - Carl Sagan
• November 5, 2025 - Carl Sagan
• November 4, 2025 - 6-7 shit
• November 3, 2025 - 6-7 shit
• November 2, 2025 - Naomi Seibt
• November 1, 2025 - Naomi Seibt

October 2025

• October 31, 2025 - Revelations
• October 30, 2025 - Revelations
• October 29, 2025 - Lovecraft
• October 28, 2025 - Lovecraft
• October 27, 2025 - Thriller
• October 26, 2025 - Thriller
• October 25, 2025 - Lovecraft
• October 24, 2025 - Lovecraft
• October 23, 2025 - T.S. Eliot
• October 22, 2025 - T.S. Eliot
• October 21, 2025 - Pavel Durov
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• October 19, 2025 - Poe
• October 18, 2025 - Poe
• October 17, 2025 - David Sedaris
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• October 15, 2025 - Freddy Kruger
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• October 13, 2025 - Little Eugene
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• September 24, 2025 - Bart Damage
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• September 22, 2025 - Michael McCaul
• September 21, 2025 - Michael McCaul
• September 20, 2025 - KaiWei99
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• September 18, 2025 - Charlie Kirk
• September 17, 2025 - Charlie Kirk
• September 16, 2025 - Roger Waters
• September 15, 2025 - Roger Waters
• September 14, 2025 - bilatinman
• September 13, 2025 - bilatinman
• September 12, 2025 - David Ray Griffin
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• September 10, 2025 - Noam Chomsky
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• September 8, 2025 - Bobby Fischer
• September 7, 2025 - Bobby Fischer
• September 6, 2025 - Richard Gage
• September 5, 2025 - Richard Gage
• September 4, 2025 - Lame Music
• September 3, 2025 - Lame Music
• September 2, 2025 - To Do List
• September 1, 2025 - To Do List

August 2025

• August 31, 2025 - Rap Battle
• August 30, 2025 - Rap Battle
• August 29, 2025 - Snoop Dogg
• August 28, 2025 - snoop dogg
• August 27, 2025 - calebgamman
• August 26, 2025 - calebgamman
• August 25, 2025 - Friedrich Nietzsche
• August 24, 2025 - Friedrich Nietzsche
• August 23, 2025 - Paris
• August 22, 2025 - Paris
• August 21, 2025 - Joke
• August 20, 2025 - Joke
• August 19, 2025 - DrGuita
• August 18, 2025 - DrGuita
• August 17, 2025 - Batman
• August 16, 2025 - Batman
• August 15, 2025 - Barrel_rolls
• August 14, 2025 - Barrel_rolls
• August 13, 2025 - Ted Bundy
• August 12, 2025 - Ted Bundy
• August 11, 2025 - Fightclub
• August 10, 2025 - Fightclub
• August 9, 2025 - Rebel
• August 8, 2025 - Rebel
• August 7, 2025 - Milk
• August 6, 2025 - Milk
• August 5, 2025 - erica
• August 4, 2025 - erica
• August 3, 2025 - Diomuarr
• August 2, 2025 - Diomuarr
• August 1, 2025 - Shooks

July 2025

• July 31, 2025 - shooks
• July 30, 2025 - arabatman
• July 29, 2025 - arabatman
• July 28, 2025 - jmoney
• July 27, 2025 - Jmoney
• July 26, 2025 - Hulk Hogan
• July 25, 2025 - Hulk Hogan
• July 24, 2025 - Ozzy
• July 23, 2025 - Ozzy
• July 22, 2025 - Ozzy
• July 21, 2025 - sliccmic
• July 20, 2025 - Kevin Spacey
• July 19, 2025 - Kevin Spacey
• July 18, 2025 - Mandy
• July 17, 2025 - Mandy
• July 16, 2025 - John Attridge
• July 15, 2025 - John Attridge
• July 14, 2025 - Derek Guy
• July 13, 2025 - Derek Guy
• July 12, 2025 - Warren Buffett
• July 11, 2025 - Warren Buffett
• July 10, 2025 - Emi
• July 9, 2025 - Emi
• July 8, 2025 - British Embassy
• July 7, 2025 - British Embassy
• July 6, 2025 - Meg
• July 5, 2025 - Meg
• July 4, 2025 - Ronald Reagan
• July 3, 2025 - Ronald Reagan
• July 2, 2025 - ash
• July 1, 2025 - ash

June 2025

• June 30, 2025 - Chris Brown
• June 29, 2025 - Chris Brown
• June 28, 2025 - Chris Brown
• June 27, 2025 - Paris Hilton
• June 26, 2025 - Paris Hilton
• June 25, 2025 - Styles P
• June 24, 2025 - Styles P
• June 23, 2025 - Pat Robertson
• June 22, 2025 - Pat Robertson
• June 21, 2025 - Donald Trump
• June 20, 2025 - Donald Trump
• June 19, 2025 - Orson Scott Card
• June 18, 2025 - Orson Scott Card
• June 17, 2025 - Sam Allberry
• June 16, 2025 - Sam Allberry
• June 15, 2025 - Mark Robinson
• June 14, 2025 - Mark Robinson
• June 13, 2025 - JK Rowling
• June 12, 2025 - JK Rowling
• June 11, 2025 - Prince
• June 10, 2025 - Prince
• June 9, 2025 - J K Rowling
• June 8, 2025 - J K Rowling
• June 7, 2025 - In The Flesh
• June 6, 2025 - In The Flesh
• June 5, 2025 - Leviticus
• June 4, 2025 - Leviticus
• June 3, 2025 - Michelle Bachmann
• June 2, 2025 - Michelle Bachmann
• June 1, 2025 - Kanye West

May 2025

• May 31, 2025 - Kanye West
• May 30, 2025 - hooters
• May 29, 2025 - hooters
• May 28, 2025 - politics
• May 27, 2025 - politics
• May 26, 2025 - Bear Cat Rescue
• May 25, 2025 - Bear Cat Rescue
• May 24, 2025 - ozembic
• May 23, 2025 - ozembic
• May 22, 2025 - dovenymph
• May 21, 2025 - dovenymph
• May 20, 2025 - sonohoor
• May 19, 2025 - sonohoor
• May 18, 2025 - poppy
• May 17, 2025 - poppy
• May 16, 2025 - The New Pope
• May 15, 2025 - The New Pope
• May 14, 2025 - chicago pope
• May 13, 2025 - chicago pope
• May 12, 2025 - flirting
• May 11, 2025 - flirting
• May 10, 2025 - Red Weiner
• May 9, 2025 - Red Weiner
• May 8, 2025 - Helen Keller
• May 7, 2025 - Helen Keller
• May 6, 2025 - stephen king
• May 5, 2025 - stephen king
• May 4, 2025 - Meg
• May 3, 2025 - Meg
• May 2, 2025 - Trump
• May 1, 2025 - Trump

April 2025

• April 30, 2025 - burgerkrang
• April 29, 2025 - burgerkrang
• April 28, 2025 - Crowley
• April 27, 2025 - Crowley
• April 26, 2025 - St Malachy
• April 25, 2025 - St Malachy
• April 24, 2025 - chelsea
• April 23, 2025 - Chelsea
• April 22, 2025 - Girl Tweeted
• April 21, 2025 - Girl Tweeted
• April 20, 2025 - Hitler
• April 19, 2025 - Richard Dawkins
• April 18, 2025 - KaiWei
• April 17, 2025 - KaiWei
• April 16, 2025 - Dryhumping
• April 15, 2025 - Dryhumping
• April 14, 2025 - Chris Chan
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• April 12, 2025 - Umberto Eto
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• April 10, 2025 - Mel Brooks
• April 9, 2025 - Mel Brooks
• April 8, 2025 - Tilt your head like a dog
• April 7, 2025 - Tilt your head like a dog
• April 6, 2025 - reading
• April 5, 2025 - reading
• April 4, 2025 - Bruce Lee
• April 3, 2025 - Bruce Lee
• April 2, 2025 - Rachel Zegler
• April 1, 2025 - Rachel Zegler

March 2025

• March 31, 2025 - The Brothers Bloom
• March 30, 2025 - The Brothers Bloom
• March 29, 2025 - Elon Musk
• March 28, 2025 - Elon Musk
• March 27, 2025 - felt_johnathan
• March 26, 2025 - Felt_Johnathan
• March 25, 2025 - Ron Iver
• March 24, 2025 - Ron Iver
• March 23, 2025 - eating disorder
• March 22, 2025 - eating disorder
• March 21, 2025 - Taxes
• March 20, 2025 - Taxes
• March 19, 2025 - recession
• March 18, 2025 - Recession
• March 17, 2025 - Thomas Carlyle
• March 16, 2025 - Thomas Carlylr
• March 15, 2025 - Benny Boy
• March 14, 2025 - Benny Boy
• March 13, 2025 - gurregg
• March 12, 2025 - gurregg
• March 11, 2025 - FreeTree35
• March 10, 2025 - FreeTree35
• March 9, 2025 - Skin Muffins
• March 8, 2025 - Skin Muffins
• March 7, 2025 - Felt Johnathan
• March 6, 2025 - Felt Johnathan
• March 5, 2025 - Null
• March 4, 2025 - Null
• March 3, 2025 - Ozzy
• March 2, 2025 - Ozzy
• March 1, 2025 - 2H4NDS

February 2025

• February 28, 2025 - 2H4NDS
• February 27, 2025 - Stinkin'Nettle
• February 26, 2025 - Stnkin'Nettle
• February 25, 2025 - rtf88
• February 24, 2025 - rtf88
• February 23, 2025 - Fangmeli
• February 22, 2025 - Fangmeli
• February 21, 2025 - HowlingMutant
• February 20, 2025 - HowlingMutant
• February 19, 2025 - Ozembic
• February 18, 2025 - Ozembic
• February 17, 2025 - Kanye West
• February 16, 2025 - kanye West
• February 15, 2025 - MAY18TH
• February 14, 2025 - MAY18TH
• February 13, 2025 - Sam Parker
• February 12, 2025 - Sam Parker
• February 11, 2025 - TJ Kirk
• February 10, 2025 - Tj Kirk
• February 9, 2025 - Kanye West
• February 8, 2025 - Christopher Walken
• February 7, 2025 - Christopher Walken
• February 6, 2025 - Chris Chan
• February 5, 2025 - Chris Chan
• February 4, 2025 - Dave Chappelle
• February 3, 2025 - Dave Chappelle
• February 2, 2025 - Lady GaGa
• February 1, 2025 - Lady GaGa

January 2025

• January 31, 2025 - Racist
• January 30, 2025 - Racist
• January 29, 2025 - Daniel Craig
• January 28, 2025 - Daniel Craig
• January 27, 2025 - Cheese4every1
• January 26, 2025 - Cheese4every1
• January 25, 2025 - Nobunaga
• January 24, 2025 - Nobunaga
• January 23, 2025 - Sherrod DeGrippo
• January 22, 2025 - Sherrod DeGrippo
• January 21, 2025 - Randy Robert Stair
• January 20, 2025 - Randy Robert Stair
• January 19, 2025 - Trump
• January 18, 2025 - Sienna Miller
• January 17, 2025 - Sienna Miller
• January 16, 2025 - Elon Musk
• January 15, 2025 - Elon Musk
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• January 12, 2025 - Mark Normand
• January 11, 2025 - Mark Normand
• January 10, 2025 - Horizon
• January 9, 2025 - Horizon
• January 8, 2025 - Star Trek
• January 7, 2025 - Star Trek
• January 6, 2025 - OJ
• January 5, 2025 - OJ
• January 4, 2025 - Stephen Hawking
• January 3, 2025 - Stephen Hawking
• January 2, 2025 - Anonymous
• January 1, 2025 - Anonymous