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'''Danderson ([[Powerword]]: Daniel Robert Larson''') is a demon from Hell that is trying to take on the form of a human being. Many retarded faggots consider him to be the [[Gen Z]] version of [[Chris-chan]], as his audience is pretty much just Gen Z trolls. | '''Danderson ([[Powerword]]: Daniel Robert Larson''') is a demon from Hell that is trying to take on the form of a human being. Many retarded faggots consider him to be the [[Gen Z]] version of [[Chris-chan]], as his audience is pretty much just Gen Z trolls. | ||
==Life== | ==Early Life== | ||
Daniels dad abandoned him and child protective services took him from his mom. He was mostly raised by his grandma and the government after that. He was arrested for lightly poking his wheel chair bound mom and spent over a month in jail for it after the whore claimed he beat her up. Daniel "graduated" from a school for retards in 2017. His grandma turned to dust, so he starts living in a group home with slave owners, err, I mean "caretakers". He then started using the internet, primarily jewtube and tik tok, and he became infamous for his shenanigans. | [[File:YoungLarsonTopHat.jpeg|thumb|OY VEY MR PRESIDENT!]] | ||
Daniels dad abandoned him and child protective services took him from his mom. He was mostly raised by his grandma and the government after that. He was arrested for lightly poking his wheel chair bound mom and spent over a month in jail for it after the whore claimed he beat her up. Daniel "graduated" from a school for retards in 2017. His grandma turned to dust in 2019, so he starts living in a group home with slave owners, err, I mean "caretakers". He then started using the internet, primarily jewtube and tik tok, and he became infamous for his shenanigans. | |||
==Pedophilia Allegations== | ==Pedophilia Allegations== | ||
[[File:DanielAndHisMommyDragon.jpg|thumb]] | |||
In some time around [[2020]], Daniel's dumb Pinterest account got leaked and one of the galleries had lots of [[16-year-old girl|underage celebrities]], more specifically Grace Vanderwaal. If it wasn't already obvious this man needs some fucking mental help. And to nobody's surprise, this [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]] has an intense porn addiction. | In some time around [[2020]], Daniel's dumb Pinterest account got leaked and one of the galleries had lots of [[16-year-old girl|underage celebrities]], more specifically Grace Vanderwaal. If it wasn't already obvious this man needs some fucking mental help. And to nobody's surprise, this [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]] has an intense porn addiction. | ||
They also admitted to pedophilia numerous times, but because Daniel is easily manipulated into saying random shit, even when there is no one to manipulate him, and because his manajerks also use his accounts to make statements, the confessions of Daniel Larson are far from damning. | They also admitted to pedophilia numerous times, but because Daniel is easily manipulated into saying random shit, even when there is no one to manipulate him, and because his manajerks also use his accounts to make statements, the confessions of Daniel Larson are far from damning. | ||
==Becoming an hobo== | |||
[[File:Danieltacobell.jpeg|thumb|A king and his chalice.]] | |||
Daniel became homeless in January 2022 after being kicked out/running away from his caretaker housing. There are many reasons for this. His caretakers forced him to shower, told him he could not use cyberspace all day, and told him that he could not exclusivity consoom mac n' cheese. Daniel started punching holes in the walls and refusing to play nice, partially because he was mad that his caretakers were "stopping him from becoming a celebrity and marrying Grace Vanderwaal", and partially because trolls told him to. | |||
=={{Glow|[[V&]]}}== | =={{Glow|[[V&]]}}== | ||
[[File:DanielThingsGotWorse.jpg|thumb|The violence has escalated.]] | |||
On April 30, 2024, Daniel Larson was V& for up to 65 years for {{Glow|fedposting}} and not hiding behind [[7 Proxies|7 proxies]]. | On April 30, 2024, Daniel Larson was V& for up to 65 years for {{Glow|fedposting}} and not hiding behind [[7 Proxies|7 proxies]]. | ||
He is likley being held in a CIA blacksite for knowning too much. | An entire hospital had to be evacuated because of his actions. | ||
He is likley being held in a CIA blacksite for knowning too much. At least he is not homeless anymore. | |||
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===Voodoo=== | |||
On October 20th, 2025, Grace Vanderwaal's mommy dragon died, allegedly from cancer. however, some people suspect a much more likely explanation: Daniel used dark magic to reduce her to 0HP so that there would be one less person standing in th' way between the president and his prize when he finally gets busted outta confinement by his loyal citizens. | |||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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|BOB I NEED YOU TO GO LIVE RIGHT NOW. MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT AND PUT IT OUT THERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU AS WELL | |BOB I NEED YOU TO GO LIVE RIGHT NOW. MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT AND PUT IT OUT THERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU AS WELL | ||
|No wonder he got sent to Azkaban. | |No wonder he got sent to Azkaban.[https://youtube.com/shorts/f1McGez8SFY] | ||
|Bob looks like an elephant in a turtle cage | |Bob looks like an elephant in a turtle cage | ||
|The truth | |The truth.[https://youtube.com/shorts/cHXBvRmAutc] | ||
|I crave violence even though I'm a weak faggot and constantly have thoughts about killing people I don't like and I don't know what to do about it | |I crave violence even though I'm a weak faggot and constantly have thoughts about killing people I don't like and I don't know what to do about it | ||
| | |uhhhh.[https://archive.ph/AEJJZ] | ||
|I watch child porn now because the fbi and us secret service showed me what it was 😂 | |I watch child porn now because the fbi and us secret service showed me what it was 😂 | ||
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|please be trolling...[https://archive.ph/KckUH] | |please be trolling...[https://archive.ph/KckUH] | ||
|I've given permission for lil Uzi vert to hire a hitman on bob | |[[Bullshit|I've given permission for lil Uzi vert to hire a hitman on bob]] | ||
|Big if true.[https://archive.ph/54sGa] | |||
|CALL FUCKING DISPATCH! | |||
| | |Another infamous catchphrase of his.[https://youtube.com/shorts/fmhiVvzt0QY] | ||
|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center> | |border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}}}</center> | ||
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File:DanwallFartson.jpeg| An artists rendition of Daniel | File:DanwallFartson.jpeg| An artists rendition of Daniel | ||
File:DanielSideways.jpeg | File:DanielSideways.jpeg | ||
File:LarsonPenisPalace.jpg|A King and his Scepter. | File:LarsonPenisPalace.jpg|A King and his Scepter. ([[Jews|Notice circumcision]]) | ||
File:DanielPrisonPhone.jpg | File:DanielPrisonPhone.jpg | ||
File:ScabiesGoblin.png | File:ScabiesGoblin.png | ||
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File:WrinkleRedNoseLarson.jpeg | File:WrinkleRedNoseLarson.jpeg | ||
File:DisgustedDanderson.jpeg|TFW Mumsy forces you to do the dishes and you accidently touch kitchen gunk: | File:DisgustedDanderson.jpeg|TFW Mumsy forces you to do the dishes and you accidently touch kitchen gunk: | ||
File:ReverseMohawk.png|Reverse mohawk arc | |||
File:ChickenFaceDaniel.jpg|Aryan Giggachad | |||
File:DanielLarsonNiggar.jpg | |||
File:DanielStrongJaw.jpg|Blue eyed devil | |||
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|<youtube>AZpKIhBb8c4</youTube> | |<youtube>AZpKIhBb8c4</youTube> | ||
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==See More== | ==See More== | ||
*[[Homeless]] | |||
*[[Nathan Larson]] – A rather similar fellow. | |||
*[[Pedophilia]] | *[[Pedophilia]] | ||
*[[Porn]] | *[[Porn]] | ||
*[[Robert Crimo]] – The mass snooter version of Daniel | |||
*[[Schizophrenia]] | *[[Schizophrenia]] | ||
*[[TikTok]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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*[https://old.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/ Subplebbit] | *[https://old.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/ Subplebbit] | ||
*{{Kf|95241|KiwiFartz}} | *{{Kf|95241|KiwiFartz}} | ||
*[https://open.spotify.com/artist/0z7gLJa4rT9IrEV91RifYL Spotify if you want to listen to his AWESOME music!] | |||
*[https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Larson Wikitubia page] | |||
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Latest revision as of 00:08, 24 November 2025
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Danderson (Powerword: Daniel Robert Larson) is a demon from Hell that is trying to take on the form of a human being. Many retarded faggots consider him to be the Gen Z version of Chris-chan, as his audience is pretty much just Gen Z trolls.
Early Life
Daniels dad abandoned him and child protective services took him from his mom. He was mostly raised by his grandma and the government after that. He was arrested for lightly poking his wheel chair bound mom and spent over a month in jail for it after the whore claimed he beat her up. Daniel "graduated" from a school for retards in 2017. His grandma turned to dust in 2019, so he starts living in a group home with slave owners, err, I mean "caretakers". He then started using the internet, primarily jewtube and tik tok, and he became infamous for his shenanigans.
Pedophilia Allegations
In some time around 2020, Daniel's dumb Pinterest account got leaked and one of the galleries had lots of underage celebrities, more specifically Grace Vanderwaal. If it wasn't already obvious this man needs some fucking mental help. And to nobody's surprise, this sick fuck has an intense porn addiction.
They also admitted to pedophilia numerous times, but because Daniel is easily manipulated into saying random shit, even when there is no one to manipulate him, and because his manajerks also use his accounts to make statements, the confessions of Daniel Larson are far from damning.
Becoming an hobo
Daniel became homeless in January 2022 after being kicked out/running away from his caretaker housing. There are many reasons for this. His caretakers forced him to shower, told him he could not use cyberspace all day, and told him that he could not exclusivity consoom mac n' cheese. Daniel started punching holes in the walls and refusing to play nice, partially because he was mad that his caretakers were "stopping him from becoming a celebrity and marrying Grace Vanderwaal", and partially because trolls told him to.
On April 30, 2024, Daniel Larson was V& for up to 65 years for fedposting and not hiding behind 7 proxies.
An entire hospital had to be evacuated because of his actions.
He is likley being held in a CIA blacksite for knowning too much. At least he is not homeless anymore.
Voodoo
On October 20th, 2025, Grace Vanderwaal's mommy dragon died, allegedly from cancer. however, some people suspect a much more likely explanation: Daniel used dark magic to reduce her to 0HP so that there would be one less person standing in th' way between the president and his prize when he finally gets busted outta confinement by his loyal citizens.
Quotes
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Gallery
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An artists rendition of Daniel -
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A King and his Scepter. (Notice circumcision) -
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His fandoms overall mood after his arrest. -
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TFW Mumsy forces you to do the dishes and you accidently touch kitchen gunk: -
Reverse mohawk arc -
Aryan Giggachad -
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Blue eyed devil
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video |
See More
- Homeless
- Nathan Larson – A rather similar fellow.
- Pedophilia
- Porn
- Robert Crimo – The mass snooter version of Daniel
- Schizophrenia
- TikTok
External Links
- They even made a wiki dedicated to documenting his life, just like OUR Danderson.
- Subplebbit
KiwiFartz- Spotify if you want to listen to his AWESOME music!
- Wikitubia page
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