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What would you do if you had been cursed with a penis so shriveled it literally inverted when you sat down? A penis so miniscule you would have to solicitit BJs from dust mites? A penis so small that daring to show it to another living being would cause them so much hilarity that Jesus laughs at it too and thus causing inevitable butthurt on your part? Well [[EDiots]], if [[you|you're]] anything like | What would you do if you had been cursed with a penis so shriveled it literally inverted when you sat down? A penis so miniscule you would have to solicitit BJs from dust mites? A penis so small that daring to show it to another living being would cause them so much hilarity that Jesus laughs at it too and thus causing inevitable butthurt on your part? Well [[EDiots]], if [[you|you're]] anything like these guys, you'd just get [[your mom|your bitch]] to give you a hasty thumb job, slip on some tight denim hotpants like it was any other Tuesday and sign yourself up for an account! | ||
== My Tiny Dick == | == My Tiny Dick == | ||
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==Drama== | ==Drama== | ||
Considering its subject matter, mytinydick has remarkably little notable drama. There are obviously a fair amount of [[trolls]], and plenty of people from the world of average sized [[loldongs|dongs]] who pop in to make their 5 inch penis feel mighty, but nothing truly [[lulzworthy]]. Some juicy [[IRL]] drama came about with the case of a [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313744,00.html man who tried (unsuccessfully) to defend himself against seven counts of flashing by claiming that his nano-cock is too small to expose.] Ya rly. In other news, it was revealed that [[Bernie Madoff]], the epic IRL investment fraud troll, was also afflicted with the tinydick. [http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/08/28/bernie-madoffs-small-endowment-down-there.htm See here] for details, and cue many endowment jokes [[for great justice]]. | Considering its subject matter, mytinydick has remarkably little notable drama. There are obviously a fair amount of [[trolls]], and plenty of people from the world of average sized [[loldongs|dongs]] who pop in to make their 5 inch penis feel mighty, but nothing truly [[lulzworthy]]. Some juicy [[IRL]] drama came about with the case of a [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313744,00.html man who tried (unsuccessfully) to defend himself against seven counts of flashing by claiming that his nano-cock is too small to expose.] Ya rly. In other news, it was revealed that [[Bernie Madoff]], the epic IRL investment fraud troll, was also afflicted with the tinydick. [http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/08/28/bernie-madoffs-small-endowment-down-there.htm See here] for details, and cue many endowment jokes [[for great justice]]. | ||
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Every person is memorable on [http://www.mytinydick.net/ mytinydick], but the stories from users, specifically [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=2357 Juniorweewee] make for great reading, as almost every post involves him fucking some hot chick who leaves him somewhere along the line for someone who isn't a faggot. | Every person is memorable on [http://www.mytinydick.net/ mytinydick], but the stories from users, specifically [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=2357 Juniorweewee] make for great reading, as almost every post involves him fucking some hot chick who leaves him somewhere along the line for someone who isn't a faggot. | ||
{{squote|When I was 18, my dick was tiny and my sister at the time had just turned 13. I remeber that she used to want to see my penis and I would show it to her and she would always ask me why it was so small, but then I wondered how she even knew what was big and what was small. As it turned out she was a "Bad girl" and she and her friends started having sex at age 12 and 13. Her boyfriend was much bigger than me and well, that was it, until I met her new girl friend and found out that she was a virgin but didn't want to be but was scared of the size of most boys her age so remained a virgin, until my sister got this idea and asked me if I would be willing to "do her" the girl was georgeous and of course I said yes. I remember the night, she was scared to death and we had sex and as soon as she took a look and saw I was fully in her, she heaved a sigh of relief and I fuked her many times and she seemed to enjoy it. She said after 2 days that she loved me and we were great until about 11th. grade when she had sex with a high school boy in her class who was normal sized and she apparently really found out what a full on orgasm was all about and left me. I was devistated and wanted to die, but learned a lesson.|Cool story there from [[http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=2357 Juniorweewee]]|}} | {{squote|When I was 18, my dick was tiny and my sister at the time had just turned 13. I remeber that she used to want to see my penis and I would show it to her and she would always ask me why it was so small, but then I wondered how she even knew what was big and what was small. As it turned out she was a "Bad girl" and she and her friends started having sex at age 12 and 13. Her boyfriend was much bigger than me and well, that was it, until I met her new girl friend and found out that she was a virgin but didn't want to be but was scared of the size of most boys her age so remained a virgin, until my sister got this idea and asked me if I would be willing to "do her" the girl was georgeous and of course I said yes. I remember the night, she was scared to death and we had sex and as soon as she took a look and saw I was fully in her, she heaved a sigh of relief and I fuked her many times and she seemed to enjoy it. She said after 2 days that she loved me and we were great until about 11th. grade when she had sex with a high school boy in her class who was normal sized and she apparently really found out what a full on orgasm was all about and left me. I was devistated and wanted to die, but learned a lesson.|Cool story there from [[http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=2357 Juniorweewee]]|}} | ||
{{squote| 18, tiny dick, [[Lie|hot bad girl sister]] sets me up with friend, I [[Pedo|fucked the 13yr old]] with my tiny dick, om nom nom, [[Bullshit|lasts 'til she is in 11th grade regardless of the fact I was 18 at the beginning of the tryst]], she found someone with a normal dick, I was devastated and wanted to die, but learned a lesson.| The not [[tl;dr]] synopsis of that [[epic]] romance}} | {{squote| 18, tiny dick, [[Lie|hot bad girl sister]] sets me up with friend, I [[Pedo|fucked the 13yr old]] with my tiny dick, om nom nom, [[Bullshit|lasts 'til she is in 11th grade regardless of the fact I was 18 at the beginning of the tryst]], she found someone with a normal dick, I was devastated and wanted to die, but learned a lesson.| The not [[tl;dr]] synopsis of that [[epic]] romance}} | ||
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Some of his more memorable quotes include | Some of his more memorable quotes include | ||
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|i also sit down when i pee, mostly becuase i wearing a skirt or a dress, i also wipe it like a girl too| smallbutcute there, demonstrating that having a small penis is not at all emasculating. | |i also sit down when i pee, mostly becuase i wearing a skirt or a dress, i also wipe it like a girl too| smallbutcute there, demonstrating that having a small penis is not at all emasculating. | ||
| I'm still a virgin at 24.| Shocking! | | I'm still a virgin at 24.| Shocking! | ||
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===Small Penis Humiliation=== | ===Small Penis Humiliation=== | ||
"'''Now that's more fucking like it!'''" I hear you cry. [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!]] The exciting world of Small Penis Humiliation. Well allow me to indroduce you to [http://www.mistress-v.com/?p=33 Mistress V], [http://www.dominant-phone-sex.com/interviews/small-penis-humiliation.php Mistress Dominique] and many other "Mistresses" who want to rant at you for only $1.99 a minute. These horrendous women are utter shit, but the men who adore them, are where the [[lulz]] lie. If you fancy partaking in the humiliation of one with a small penis then please visit [http://ratemysmallpenis.com/ this] lovely website for a 10 point guide as to how. Now don't you boys and girls go abusing the comment function... | "'''Now that's more fucking like it!'''" I hear you cry. [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!]] The exciting world of Small Penis Humiliation. Well allow me to indroduce you to [http://www.mistress-v.com/?p=33 Mistress V], [http://www.dominant-phone-sex.com/interviews/small-penis-humiliation.php Mistress Dominique] and many other "Mistresses" who want to rant at you for only $1.99 a minute. These horrendous women are utter shit, but the men who adore them, are where the [[lulz]] lie. <!-- (redirect link) If you fancy partaking in the humiliation of one with a small penis then please visit [http://ratemysmallpenis.com/ this] lovely website for a 10 point guide as to how. Now don't you boys and girls go abusing the comment function... --> | ||
==Could It Be You?== | ==Could It Be You?== | ||
If you, like many boys out there, are unsure whether your manhood fits the bill, then please don't hesitate to get out a ruler, whip out the old fella' and size yourself up against some (surely trustworthy) people from some (unknown and unverified) study that [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=48 this dude] has definitely not just completely made up. C'mon guys, it'll be [[fail|FUN!!]] | If you, like many boys out there, are unsure whether your manhood fits the bill, then please don't hesitate to get out a ruler, whip out the old fella' and size yourself up against some (surely trustworthy) people from some (unknown and unverified) study that [http://www.mytinydick.net/talk/member.php?u=48 this dude] has definitely not just completely made up. C'mon guys, it'll be [[fail|FUN!!]] | ||
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If they took the time to put it into a chart, then it must be true. Simple as. | If they took the time to put it into a chart, then it must be true. Simple as. <s>'''TL;DR: yes, it could ''absolutely'' be you.'''</s> | ||
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Latest revision as of 21:06, 23 February 2025
What would you do if you had been cursed with a penis so shriveled it literally inverted when you sat down? A penis so miniscule you would have to solicitit BJs from dust mites? A penis so small that daring to show it to another living being would cause them so much hilarity that Jesus laughs at it too and thus causing inevitable butthurt on your part? Well EDiots, if you're anything like these guys, you'd just get your bitch to give you a hasty thumb job, slip on some tight denim hotpants like it was any other Tuesday and sign yourself up for an account!
My Tiny Dick
The mytinydick.net forum is a veritable cornucopia of inconsequential cocks, a myriad of mini members, and the primary gathering place of the micropenised retards who actively seek this shit out. With usernames such as smallbutcute, whose email is shockingly [email protected] and juniorweewee, who loves to tell tl;dr stories about the action his little fella sees, it is not so hard to see why God afflicted them with such a terrible ailment. Although it's always good to put a positive spin on things, rite you guise?
Our man Drew here has much to say on the subject of his miniature appendage:
— You're Goddamn right she is, Drew. Hang in there big fella | ||
Despite the fact that every woman is a big woman when what you are packing most closely resembles a cork resting on a bird's nest, many of these men talk of their BBW partners, and many speak of homosexual tendencies. The one thing better than having a tiny, tiny penis, is having a tiny, tiny penis while playing with another tiny, tiny penis. Apparently.
Drama
Considering its subject matter, mytinydick has remarkably little notable drama. There are obviously a fair amount of trolls, and plenty of people from the world of average sized dongs who pop in to make their 5 inch penis feel mighty, but nothing truly lulzworthy. Some juicy IRL drama came about with the case of a man who tried (unsuccessfully) to defend himself against seven counts of flashing by claiming that his nano-cock is too small to expose. Ya rly. In other news, it was revealed that Bernie Madoff, the epic IRL investment fraud troll, was also afflicted with the tinydick. See here for details, and cue many endowment jokes for great justice.
Memorable People
Every person is memorable on mytinydick, but the stories from users, specifically Juniorweewee make for great reading, as almost every post involves him fucking some hot chick who leaves him somewhere along the line for someone who isn't a faggot.
—Cool story there from [Juniorweewee] |
Now our friend Juniorweewee has few posts all in all, but what he has is girthier than his tiny little member, but unfortunately, happens to be far less real.
User smallbutcute is a 24 year old Australian and an animu fanboi who likes the taste of his own cum. He wears tight denim shorts in order to make his dick shrink down even further. The burning question, is why?
Some of his more memorable quotes include
— smallbutcute there, demonstrating that having a small penis is not at all emasculating. | ||
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Psychology
The main fetishes regarding small penises, or microphallises, to stick in a medical term in order to give weight to this ridiculous notion, usually slot quite neatly into three groups, each with their male and female/homo counterparts. These groups are as follows:
Small Penis Worship
As its name suggest, this group consists of those who worship those with a small penis, and the men with said minidick. Understandably rare, the small penis worshiping woman may have various reasons for wanting a (usually fat and old) man with no observable manhood.
- The woman may have been ræped, possibly by a big black cock, preferably violently. The resulting fear roots a penchant for things no more aggressive or bigger than baby mice.
- She may want to experience the joy of making love whilst retaining a tightness not usually afforded the average whore.
- She may be on really good commission.
- If male, the adoring victim of a small penis may be trying to glorify his own member. The fart near a tramp method of demonstrable phallic insecurity.
- Small cock = Childlike quality? Only you can decide
[...drew]'s opinion once again comes back to evolution in this thread on mytinydick forums, survival of the smallest maybe?
Small Penis Humiliation
"Now that's more fucking like it!" I hear you cry. Your resistance only makes my penis harder! The exciting world of Small Penis Humiliation. Well allow me to indroduce you to Mistress V, Mistress Dominique and many other "Mistresses" who want to rant at you for only $1.99 a minute. These horrendous women are utter shit, but the men who adore them, are where the lulz lie.
Could It Be You?
If you, like many boys out there, are unsure whether your manhood fits the bill, then please don't hesitate to get out a ruler, whip out the old fella' and size yourself up against some (surely trustworthy) people from some (unknown and unverified) study that this dude has definitely not just completely made up. C'mon guys, it'll be FUN!!
If they took the time to put it into a chart, then it must be true. Simple as. TL;DR: yes, it could absolutely be you.
Other Quotes
—Some chick named Valerie, stating the obvious. | ||
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External Links
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