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{{fatfurry}}

[[Image:Me_in_PhotoShop_by_ZeroWhitefang.jpg|thumb|right|Zero is truly the epitome of [[Fail|AWESOME]].]]

'''Zero Whitefang''' is a [[Fatty|fatass]] [[weeaboo]] furry on an epic quest to gain as much fucking weight as he can. Appropriately enough, his [[fursona]] is that of a morbidly obese [[FYIAD|dragon]]. He can be found [[Faggot|fagging]] it up on various places, including [[Deviantart]], [[YouTube]], [[FurAffinity]], and even [[Gaia]].

==Artwork==
[[Image:Zerosintrests.png|thumb|right|Note the abundance of [[fat]] shit, [[wapanese]] fappery, and [[emo]] bands.]]

Like most furfags, he has absolutely no drawing talent whatsoever, and so his art galleries are full of juvenile fetish fap scribbles of his fursona, photographs of [[Shit nobody cares about|various shit]], and [http://zerowhitefang.deviantart.com/art/Suddenly-apples-59949228 failed attempts at memes]. Because of his lack of ability, Zero has apparently [[Whore|whored out]] to various [[FA|inflation artists]] to draw [[inflation art]] of his ugly, bloated fursona. It would have saved a lot of taxpayer money had he merely done an image search for bodies that have been waterlogged for a few days, but I guess that's not murry furry enough for him.

===Art of His Fursona===

<gallery>
Image:Zero_AC07_by_ZeroWhitefang.jpg|Gross.
Image:FATTENINGREQUEST_Zerowhitefang_by_gillpanda.jpg|By Gillpanda. Apparently, this is the one he loves the most.
Image:Zero_Whitefang_MkII_by_Tolstoy.jpg|By [[Tolstoy]]. How anyone could be proud of this thing, I don't know.
Image:Big_tum_Zero_Whitefang_by_minnagowaseiryuu.jpg|By [http://minnagowaseiryuu.deviantart.com/ some limey].
Image:Blobby_Zero_by_Silver_Wolfe.jpg|By some [http://silver-wolfe.deviantart.com/ ginger faggot].
</gallery>

==YouTube==

Zero has an account on YouTube, called [http://www.youtube.com/user/BigBelliedDragon BigBelliedDragon]. Unfortunately, any furfags who click on it hoping to see an [[IRL]] dragon will be disappointed, as all they see will be some hairy, disgusting [[Dragomike|'hy00man']] jiggling his belly around. To be fair, if you're naive enough to [[otherkin|believe in that shit]], you deserve whatever you get.

Owing to the sick fuckery of the internet, he has fans who give him constant praise as they watch him slowly [[An hero|kill himself]]. According to his channel, Zero is about six feet tall and weighs upwards of [[Honey Boo Boo|385 lbs.]]

==Gaia==
[[Image:Alterdeus.jpg|thumb|right|Alterdeus, lol.]]
[[Image:Zerofail.png|thumb|right|He shouldn't be talking, [[lol]].]]
[[Image:Zeroisanidiot.png|thumb|right|This comment is more funny than Zero planned it to be.]]

Zero and a few of his fatass furry buddies have migrated over to Gaia, thus allowing themselves to be titled Gaiafags. His account there is [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=977555 Zero_Whitefang]. His profile is complete with a banner that someone made for him, and a [[TL;DR]] description of his fatass self.

He often posts in a [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11657127& furry thread] and a [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22587003& weight gain thread] where his obese furfag friends [[fap]] whenever he gains ten pounds.

===Gaia Friends===

*Alterdeus - fatass furfag that gets off to images of him being a fat blob.
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=2880600 Schochioman] - a clueless furfag who's possibly an [[aspie]].
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=1296157 Kuro Kurayami] - weeaboo furfag who HAETS [[Zombie|ZOMBIES]]!

===Trolled, lol===

One day, a series of trolls invaded Zero and his friends' precious weight gain thread. The result was lulz. Eventually, the trolls pretty much got away with it, the fat furfags received warnings, and the thread was locked. Zero later on attempted to make [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32559227& another thread], but he scrapped it because it got flamed.

Zero's friends actually turned out to be bigger lolcows than Zero himself.

===Screencapped Lulz===

<gallery>
Image:ZeroWhitefangTrimspacopy.jpg|The image that sparked it all.
Image:Baawwwlol.jpg|EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU, ZERO!
Image:Witty.jpg|Yeah, because anyone who's less than 350 lbs. is anorexic.
Image:KuroHAETzombies.jpg|Zombies killed Kuro's father. And raped his mother. And then raped him.
Image:VICTOLYcopy.jpg|Oh lawd.
Image:LOLPWNED.jpg|PWNED BY TEH MODZ LOL
Image:E-stalking.jpg|Alterdeus [[Internet stalking]] one of the trolls like an internet badass.
Image:Stalkstalkstalk.jpg|Alterdeus is so [[Faggot|badass]].
Image:Trollingsuccess.JPG|Alterdeus attempting to troll back. And failing.
</gallery>

==Sea also==

*[[Angel Meiru]]
*[[Auchimura]]
*[[CattyN]]
*[[Dragonbreeder]]
*[[Dragomike]]
*[[Fatferaligatr]]
*[[Hhhippo]]
*[[Inflatablewolfi]]
*[[MeleeKirby]]
*[[Mikemedia]]
*[[Mxbot]]
*[[Rubbertex Raccoon]]
*[[Tolstoy]]
*[[TrufflesforYou]]
*[[Two-Ton-Neko]]
*[[Virus-20]]
*[[ZS3]]

==External Links==

*'''[http://zerowhitefang.deviantart.com/ ZeroWhitefang on DevianTART]'''
*'''[http://zero-whitefang.livejournal.com/ zero-whitefang]''' *Ruh-Roh, fatty fat has made it pretty much "fur"iends only.
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zerowhitefang/ His FurAffinity]
*[http://web.mac.com/zwhtfng/iWeb/Site/Welcome.html His Website]

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