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CLU: Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by imported>MarioMario456

2024-08-25T17:29:54Z

Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>MarioMario456|imported>MarioMario456]]

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	{{天\|<big>~~'''~~Eyerape and soul torture are imminent~~'''~~<br>Those who want to masturbate to foxes sucking off cum-stained furries go to [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Yiff Wikifur].</big><br>We don't like your kind here.\|Furfagaskingforit.jpg\|150px\|red\|50%\|6px solid black}}		{{天\|<big><b>Eyerape and soul torture are imminent</b><br>Those who want to masturbate to foxes sucking off cum-stained furries go to [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Yiff Wikifur].</big><br>We don't like your kind here.\|Furfagaskingforit.jpg\|150px\|red\|50%\|6px solid black}}

	[[Image:ffz.gif\|thumb\|<s>Fursecution.net</s>]]		[[Image:ffz.gif\|thumb\|<s>Fursecution.net</s>]]
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	[[Over 9,000]] people have, at one point, inquired as to how the furs got the details as to what foxes [[fucking]] sounds like. But since this is precisely the kind of thing a furfag would know first-hand, I'm going to take them at their word ([[secks\|irl fockssecks lol]]).		[[Over 9,000]] people have, at one point, inquired as to how the furs got the details as to what foxes [[fucking]] sounds like. But since this is precisely the kind of thing a furfag would know first-hand, I'm going to take them at their word ([[secks\|irl fockssecks lol]]).

	===The [[Lie\|Truth]] [[~~win~~\|comes out]]===		===The [[Lie\|Truth]] [[Gay\|comes out]]===

	{{squote\|Allow me to [[fuck\|clear]] things up before you read this article...		{{squote\|Allow me to [[fuck\|clear]] things up before you read this article...
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	The best way is to show them [[Zippocat]] to force them into a butt-hurt paralysis, then promptly blow their fucking faces off with the closest firearm you can find. Be quick though, for they will imitate foxes or some other creature and run away to the forests of furfaggotry in which they dwell, and most likely get [[lol\|mauled]] by a [[bear]]. Don't let a bear steal your joy!		The best way is to show them [[Zippocat]] to force them into a butt-hurt paralysis, then promptly blow their fucking faces off with the closest firearm you can find. Be quick though, for they will imitate foxes or some other creature and run away to the forests of furfaggotry in which they dwell, and most likely get [[lol\|mauled]] by a [[bear]]. Don't let a bear steal your joy!

	It is in fact, illegal to shoot yiffers during Halloween and Christmas due to the chance of shooting an innocent child or sexy lady dressed as a cat; so in the coming year all furries will be [[~~Something Awful~~#~~The Lolocaust~~\|required to wear a little yellow star so as to avoid confusion]].		It is in fact, illegal to shoot yiffers during Halloween and Christmas due to the chance of shooting an innocent child or sexy lady dressed as a cat; so in the coming year all furries will be [[Something_Awful#The_Lolocaust\|required to wear a little yellow star so as to avoid confusion]].

	All hot chicks who happen to be furries (about three of them) are not to be harmed. After capturing one, simply send her to the nearest Catholic school where she'll be trained to use her perversions for good, and wear a short skirt, like she is supposed to.		All hot chicks who happen to be furries (about three of them) are not to be harmed. After capturing one, simply send her to the nearest Catholic school where she'll be trained to use her perversions for good, and wear a short skirt, like she is supposed to.
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	'''Skritching''' is the act of stimulating various erogenous zones manually, and is similar to gentle scratching. This is an exclusively [[furry]] or [[otherkin]] act, and is often a prelude to a full-blown yiffing.		'''Skritching''' is the act of stimulating various erogenous zones manually, and is similar to gentle scratching. This is an exclusively [[furry]] or [[otherkin]] act, and is often a prelude to a full-blown yiffing.

	Due to the [[furggotry\|well known]] and [[furry\|well documented]] intelligence level of furries, the vocabulary to describe foreplay and other drivel online suffers atrophy as the [[cancer\|infection]] wears on. With the [[joke\|dogged]] determination reminiscent of the [[~~Smurf~~]]s to spread [[AIDS]] through words this term, once coined in some dank, sticky, hairy [[Anthrocon\|odd-numbered room]], spread like wildfire on the [[interbutts]]. Usually mis-typed (having moar than 3 consonants in a row) in a [[sick fuck\|furry cyber-sex]] chatroom to let the other faggot know that fore-play is afoot.		Due to the [[furggotry\|well known]] and [[furry\|well documented]] intelligence level of furries, the vocabulary to describe foreplay and [[yiff\|other drivel]] online suffers atrophy as the [[cancer\|infection]] wears on. With the [[joke\|dogged]] determination reminiscent of the [[smurf\|Smurfs]] to spread [[AIDS]] through words this term, once coined in some dank, sticky, hairy [[Anthrocon\|odd-numbered room]], spread like wildfire on the [[interbutts]]. Usually mis-typed (having moar than 3 consonants in a row) in a [[sick fuck\|furry cyber-sex]] chatroom to let the other faggot know that fore-play is afoot.

	May also be spelled "scritch".		May also be spelled "scritch".
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	2. Just never go to [[Sweden]].		2. Just never go to [[Sweden]].

	3. Always bring a gun when you come within ~~1 km~~ of furfags.		3. Always bring a gun when you come within 1km of furfags.

	==Furpile==		==Furpile==
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	Image:Gill_s_Orange_by_gillpanda.jpg\|Now, that's just wrong...		Image:Gill_s_Orange_by_gillpanda.jpg\|Now, that's just wrong...
	Image:Pikachu57.jpg\|[[Pokemon\|What the fuck is this?]]		Image:Pikachu57.jpg\|[[Pokemon\|What the fuck is this?]]
	Image:Iguantolikescocks.jpg\|[[Lies\|It has a gun. That makes it not ~~win~~.]]		Image:Iguantolikescocks.jpg\|[[Lies\|It has a gun. That makes it not gay.]]
	Image:FanartFurry.jpg\|Oh, YES. This makes [[insane\|PERFECT SENSE]], man!		Image:FanartFurry.jpg\|Oh, YES. This makes [[insane\|PERFECT SENSE]], man!
	Image:Dragon-morph my conbadges2.jpg\|How do I yiffed in Hell?		Image:Dragon-morph my conbadges2.jpg\|How do I yiffed in Hell?
	Image:Moonripjimforever.jpg\|GTFO, [[sick fuck]]		Image:Moonripjimforever.jpg\|GTFO, [[sick fuck]]
	Image:Foxdick.jpg\|You gon get yiffed.		Image:Foxdick.jpg\|You gon get yiffed.
	File:911 ~~win~~ Furry Porn.png		File:911 Gay Furry Porn.png
	Image:Tiger pig leather3.jpg\|[[ZOMG]] IT'S A TRAP!!!		Image:Tiger pig leather3.jpg\|[[ZOMG]] IT'S A TRAP!!!
	Image:Kryis_New_Look_by_Crystal_for_ever.jpg\|This is how vaginas work in the world of Crystal-for-ever.		Image:Kryis_New_Look_by_Crystal_for_ever.jpg\|This is how vaginas work in the world of Crystal-for-ever.
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	Image:Mewtworenamonplaytime.jpg\|[[????]]		Image:Mewtworenamonplaytime.jpg\|[[????]]
	File:Snapchat Furry Porn.jpg		File:Snapchat Furry Porn.jpg
	File:~~win~~ Furry Porn.jpg		File:Gay Furry Porn.jpg
	Image:Luchumps.jpg\|[[Lucario]] is a [[furfag]].		Image:Luchumps.jpg\|[[Lucario]] is a [[furfag]].
	File:Lewd.gif\|lewd~		File:Lewd.gif\|lewd~
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	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

	==See ~~also~~==		==See Also==
	[[File:Normalvsfurfag.jpg\|thumb\|right\|320px\|[[NORP]]'s reaction to furry pr0n.]]		[[File:Normalvsfurfag.jpg\|thumb\|right\|320px\|[[NORP]]'s reaction to furry pr0n.]]
	*[[Furry]]		*[[Furry]]
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	*[[Sex]]		*[[Sex]]
	*[[Buttsecks]]		*[[Buttsecks]]
	*[[~~win~~]]		*[[Gay]]
	*[[Bestiality]]		*[[Bestiality]]
	*[[Zoophile]]		*[[Zoophile]]
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	*[[Snapesnogger]]		*[[Snapesnogger]]

	==External ~~links~~==		==External Links==
	[[File:Yiff derailed.png\|thumb\|Furries, on a furry board, derailing their own yiff thread. LOGIC!]]		[[File:Yiff derailed.png\|thumb\|Furries, on a furry board, derailing their own yiff thread. LOGIC!]]
	*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Yiff On Wikifur]		*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Yiff On Wikifur]
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	{{Furfaggotry}}		{{Furfaggotry}}

	[[Category:Epithets]]		[[Category: Epithets]]
	[[Category:Furries]]		[[Category: Furries]]
	[[Category:Sex]]		[[Category:Sex]]

Smiggles: win, replaced: Gay → win (5)

2024-08-25T14:58:27Z

win, replaced: Gay → win (5)

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	{{天\|<big>~~<b>~~Eyerape and soul torture are imminent~~</b>~~<br>Those who want to masturbate to foxes sucking off cum-stained furries go to [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Yiff Wikifur].</big><br>We don't like your kind here.\|Furfagaskingforit.jpg\|150px\|red\|50%\|6px solid black}}		{{天\|<big>'''Eyerape and soul torture are imminent'''<br>Those who want to masturbate to foxes sucking off cum-stained furries go to [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Yiff Wikifur].</big><br>We don't like your kind here.\|Furfagaskingforit.jpg\|150px\|red\|50%\|6px solid black}}

	[[Image:ffz.gif\|thumb\|<s>Fursecution.net</s>]]		[[Image:ffz.gif\|thumb\|<s>Fursecution.net</s>]]
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	[[Over 9,000]] people have, at one point, inquired as to how the furs got the details as to what foxes [[fucking]] sounds like. But since this is precisely the kind of thing a furfag would know first-hand, I'm going to take them at their word ([[secks\|irl fockssecks lol]]).		[[Over 9,000]] people have, at one point, inquired as to how the furs got the details as to what foxes [[fucking]] sounds like. But since this is precisely the kind of thing a furfag would know first-hand, I'm going to take them at their word ([[secks\|irl fockssecks lol]]).

	===The [[Lie\|Truth]] [[~~Gay~~\|comes out]]===		===The [[Lie\|Truth]] [[win\|comes out]]===

	{{squote\|Allow me to [[fuck\|clear]] things up before you read this article...		{{squote\|Allow me to [[fuck\|clear]] things up before you read this article...
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	The best way is to show them [[Zippocat]] to force them into a butt-hurt paralysis, then promptly blow their fucking faces off with the closest firearm you can find. Be quick though, for they will imitate foxes or some other creature and run away to the forests of furfaggotry in which they dwell, and most likely get [[lol\|mauled]] by a [[bear]]. Don't let a bear steal your joy!		The best way is to show them [[Zippocat]] to force them into a butt-hurt paralysis, then promptly blow their fucking faces off with the closest firearm you can find. Be quick though, for they will imitate foxes or some other creature and run away to the forests of furfaggotry in which they dwell, and most likely get [[lol\|mauled]] by a [[bear]]. Don't let a bear steal your joy!

	It is in fact, illegal to shoot yiffers during Halloween and Christmas due to the chance of shooting an innocent child or sexy lady dressed as a cat; so in the coming year all furries will be [[~~Something_Awful~~#~~The_Lolocaust~~\|required to wear a little yellow star so as to avoid confusion]].		It is in fact, illegal to shoot yiffers during Halloween and Christmas due to the chance of shooting an innocent child or sexy lady dressed as a cat; so in the coming year all furries will be [[Something Awful#The Lolocaust\|required to wear a little yellow star so as to avoid confusion]].

	All hot chicks who happen to be furries (about three of them) are not to be harmed. After capturing one, simply send her to the nearest Catholic school where she'll be trained to use her perversions for good, and wear a short skirt, like she is supposed to.		All hot chicks who happen to be furries (about three of them) are not to be harmed. After capturing one, simply send her to the nearest Catholic school where she'll be trained to use her perversions for good, and wear a short skirt, like she is supposed to.
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	'''Skritching''' is the act of stimulating various erogenous zones manually, and is similar to gentle scratching. This is an exclusively [[furry]] or [[otherkin]] act, and is often a prelude to a full-blown yiffing.		'''Skritching''' is the act of stimulating various erogenous zones manually, and is similar to gentle scratching. This is an exclusively [[furry]] or [[otherkin]] act, and is often a prelude to a full-blown yiffing.

	Due to the [[furggotry\|well known]] and [[furry\|well documented]] intelligence level of furries, the vocabulary to describe foreplay and ~~[[yiff\|~~other drivel]] online suffers atrophy as the [[cancer\|infection]] wears on. With the [[joke\|dogged]] determination reminiscent of the [[~~smurf\|Smurfs~~]] to spread [[AIDS]] through words this term, once coined in some dank, sticky, hairy [[Anthrocon\|odd-numbered room]], spread like wildfire on the [[interbutts]]. Usually mis-typed (having moar than 3 consonants in a row) in a [[sick fuck\|furry cyber-sex]] chatroom to let the other faggot know that fore-play is afoot.		Due to the [[furggotry\|well known]] and [[furry\|well documented]] intelligence level of furries, the vocabulary to describe foreplay and other drivel online suffers atrophy as the [[cancer\|infection]] wears on. With the [[joke\|dogged]] determination reminiscent of the [[Smurf]]s to spread [[AIDS]] through words this term, once coined in some dank, sticky, hairy [[Anthrocon\|odd-numbered room]], spread like wildfire on the [[interbutts]]. Usually mis-typed (having moar than 3 consonants in a row) in a [[sick fuck\|furry cyber-sex]] chatroom to let the other faggot know that fore-play is afoot.

	May also be spelled "scritch".		May also be spelled "scritch".
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	2. Just never go to [[Sweden]].		2. Just never go to [[Sweden]].

	3. Always bring a gun when you come within ~~1km~~ of furfags.		3. Always bring a gun when you come within 1 km of furfags.

	==Furpile==		==Furpile==
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	Image:Gill_s_Orange_by_gillpanda.jpg\|Now, that's just wrong...		Image:Gill_s_Orange_by_gillpanda.jpg\|Now, that's just wrong...
	Image:Pikachu57.jpg\|[[Pokemon\|What the fuck is this?]]		Image:Pikachu57.jpg\|[[Pokemon\|What the fuck is this?]]
	Image:Iguantolikescocks.jpg\|[[Lies\|It has a gun. That makes it not ~~gay~~.]]		Image:Iguantolikescocks.jpg\|[[Lies\|It has a gun. That makes it not win.]]
	Image:FanartFurry.jpg\|Oh, YES. This makes [[insane\|PERFECT SENSE]], man!		Image:FanartFurry.jpg\|Oh, YES. This makes [[insane\|PERFECT SENSE]], man!
	Image:Dragon-morph my conbadges2.jpg\|How do I yiffed in Hell?		Image:Dragon-morph my conbadges2.jpg\|How do I yiffed in Hell?
	Image:Moonripjimforever.jpg\|GTFO, [[sick fuck]]		Image:Moonripjimforever.jpg\|GTFO, [[sick fuck]]
	Image:Foxdick.jpg\|You gon get yiffed.		Image:Foxdick.jpg\|You gon get yiffed.
	File:911 ~~Gay~~ Furry Porn.png		File:911 win Furry Porn.png
	Image:Tiger pig leather3.jpg\|[[ZOMG]] IT'S A TRAP!!!		Image:Tiger pig leather3.jpg\|[[ZOMG]] IT'S A TRAP!!!
	Image:Kryis_New_Look_by_Crystal_for_ever.jpg\|This is how vaginas work in the world of Crystal-for-ever.		Image:Kryis_New_Look_by_Crystal_for_ever.jpg\|This is how vaginas work in the world of Crystal-for-ever.
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	Image:Mewtworenamonplaytime.jpg\|[[????]]		Image:Mewtworenamonplaytime.jpg\|[[????]]
	File:Snapchat Furry Porn.jpg		File:Snapchat Furry Porn.jpg
	File:~~Gay~~ Furry Porn.jpg		File:win Furry Porn.jpg
	Image:Luchumps.jpg\|[[Lucario]] is a [[furfag]].		Image:Luchumps.jpg\|[[Lucario]] is a [[furfag]].
	File:Lewd.gif\|lewd~		File:Lewd.gif\|lewd~
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	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

	==See ~~Also~~==		==See also==
	[[File:Normalvsfurfag.jpg\|thumb\|right\|320px\|[[NORP]]'s reaction to furry pr0n.]]		[[File:Normalvsfurfag.jpg\|thumb\|right\|320px\|[[NORP]]'s reaction to furry pr0n.]]
	*[[Furry]]		*[[Furry]]
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	*[[Sex]]		*[[Sex]]
	*[[Buttsecks]]		*[[Buttsecks]]
	*[[~~Gay~~]]		*[[win]]
	*[[Bestiality]]		*[[Bestiality]]
	*[[Zoophile]]		*[[Zoophile]]
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	*[[Snapesnogger]]		*[[Snapesnogger]]

	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==
	[[File:Yiff derailed.png\|thumb\|Furries, on a furry board, derailing their own yiff thread. LOGIC!]]		[[File:Yiff derailed.png\|thumb\|Furries, on a furry board, derailing their own yiff thread. LOGIC!]]
	*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Yiff On Wikifur]		*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Yiff On Wikifur]
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	{{Furfaggotry}}		{{Furfaggotry}}

	[[Category: Epithets]]		[[Category:Epithets]]
	[[Category: Furries]]		[[Category:Furries]]
	[[Category:Sex]]		[[Category:Sex]]

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	May also be spelled "scritch".		May also be spelled "scritch".


			==Surprise Yiffing==

			'''Surprise Yiffing''' is the act of, as the name suggests, taking a furfag, especially ones that are new to the fandom, pretending that they have no sexual interest in animals, then getting the poor newfag alone, then, surprise surprise, [[rape\|destroy their asshole.]]

			This is unfortunately surprisingly common and even more common among [[NORP\|non-furries.]]

			To prevent this horrible act from happening to [[you]], do one of the following things:

			1. Just never interact with furries.

			2. Just never go to [[Sweden]].

			3. Always bring a gun when you come within 1km of furfags.

	==Furpile==		==Furpile==
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	Image:Moonripjimforever.jpg\|GTFO, [[sick fuck]]		Image:Moonripjimforever.jpg\|GTFO, [[sick fuck]]
	Image:Foxdick.jpg\|You gon get yiffed.		Image:Foxdick.jpg\|You gon get yiffed.
			File:911 Gay Furry Porn.png
	Image:Tiger pig leather3.jpg\|[[ZOMG]] IT'S A TRAP!!!		Image:Tiger pig leather3.jpg\|[[ZOMG]] IT'S A TRAP!!!
	Image:Kryis_New_Look_by_Crystal_for_ever.jpg\|This is how vaginas work in the world of Crystal-for-ever.		Image:Kryis_New_Look_by_Crystal_for_ever.jpg\|This is how vaginas work in the world of Crystal-for-ever.
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	Image:Mewtwolucarioplaying.png\|[[Lucario]] and [[Mewtwo]] [[sex\|playing]] a [[blowjob\|friendly game]].		Image:Mewtwolucarioplaying.png\|[[Lucario]] and [[Mewtwo]] [[sex\|playing]] a [[blowjob\|friendly game]].
	Image:Mewtworenamonplaytime.jpg\|[[????]]		Image:Mewtworenamonplaytime.jpg\|[[????]]
			File:Snapchat Furry Porn.jpg
			File:Gay Furry Porn.jpg
	Image:Luchumps.jpg\|[[Lucario]] is a [[furfag]].		Image:Luchumps.jpg\|[[Lucario]] is a [[furfag]].
			File:Lewd.gif\|lewd~
	Image:Auragasm4.jpg\|OH, MY FUCKING...		Image:Auragasm4.jpg\|OH, MY FUCKING...
	Image:Mudkipshaft.jpg\|All this yiff....you wanna become [[An Hero]] yet?		Image:Mudkipshaft.jpg\|All this yiff....you wanna become [[An Hero]] yet?
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			[[File:Normalvsfurfag.jpg\|thumb\|right\|320px\|[[NORP]]'s reaction to furry pr0n.]]
	*[[Furry]]		*[[Furry]]
	*[[Furry art]]		*[[Furry art]]
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	*[[Zoophile]]		*[[Zoophile]]
	*[[Zeta Toy]]		*[[Zeta Toy]]
			*[[OwO whats this..?]]
	*[[Strategically Placed Hole]]		*[[Strategically Placed Hole]]
	*[[Cuddle Party]]		*[[Cuddle Party]]

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