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[[File:Whitney Wisconsin Nightmare Mode.gif|thumbnail|Whitney is an incredibly [[disgusting|beautiful]] example of [[trailer trash|proud, unrestricted womanhood]].]]
[[Powerword|'''Amy Lynn Lew''']], also known as '''Whitney Wisconsin''', is your average {{age|1997|03|16}}-year-old [[whore|girl on the internet]]. If you picked a [[penis|day]] out of her [[vagina|busy life]], you'd find [[AIDS|a full schedule of activities and interests]]. These mainly revolve around [[masturbating|praying]] in [[Burger King|her place of worship]], having [[No|completely consensual]] sex with her [[dog|boyfriend]], selling [[piss|things]] to [[Bronies|men on r/Atheism]], and vehemently maintaining that she is totally, absolutely [[bullshit|not a scammer, a prostitute or a sex worker]].

==The Whale Does Porn==

She's a rotten fucking bitch.

After all the years of people being meanies, she decided to do [[porn|something about it]].

==Whitney's Rise to Shame==
Recently she has made a bit of a [[cum|splash]] around the internet with a [[disgusting|controversial]] [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ca8_1449025527 video], in which she [[white trash|masturbates in an Oakwood Mall bathroom (in Eau Claire, WI) while wearing a playboy bunny outfit]], leaves the bathroom without washing her hands, then walks around the store asking men if the [http://www.cdc.gov/std/bv/stdfact-bacterial-vaginosis.htm "perfume"] on her fingers smells good. With such memorable reactions as, "What the Hell is that" and "Not great, not bad. I don't know, it smells weird", she ''totally got them you guys ha ha''.

Hilariously, everyone except for an extremely old man said they either couldn't smell it, or it smelled bad, so the end result of her "prank" is basically [[Lol|people telling her that her own pussy stinks]]. 

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<center>[[File:Whitney Wisconsin - Perfume.png]]</center> 
Congratulations, Whitney. You are officially the most Aryan that garbage can be.

==Animal Abuse For Feminists 101==
[[File:Whitney Wisconsin - Amy Lew As a Kid.jpg|thumbnail|Tammy Lew is clearly so proud that her fat kid grew up to be a dogfucker.]] 
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In this feature, our [[disease|fun]]-having [[whore|heroine]] discusses a [[batshit insane|completely normal]] [[zoophilia|hobby]] while recommending it to other women [[What|based on the virtue of it being convenient]]. This list of <s>dogfucker apologist commandments</s> [[crazy|logical]] reasons, passed down from [[Kanye|God]] himself, is conveniently numbered 1-10 so that even the [[retards|challenged or confused individuals in her audience]] can follow her emoji-based, inane, babbling clusterfuck style of speech. She even took the time to write it down and tape it to her bathroom cabinet, to ensure that her [[stupid|valuable]] message could come through clearly and concisely. The venue she chose for this powerful and moving campaign for feminism is her [[disgusting| bathroom floor]]. 

<div align="center"><div style="width:70%; background:#ffffff; padding-left:10px; font-family:verdana; color:#000000; border:1px solid #c58493; text-align:left">
<center>10 Reasons It's Totally Cool To Fuck Your Dog </center>
• Women in history have practiced it for pleasure. Documented for [[Gay sex|ancient Greece and Rome]]. 
• Dog-tongues can reach places that are hard to reach otherwise. 
• Nobody can get pregnant. 
• You cannot get an STD. (However, dog-sperm-allergy can be seriously harmful.) 
• It has been around since the beginning of time. From and since 2000BC: Cave paintings. 
• Legal in some countries and states. Because of that: No reason to worry. 
• Kink. Being submissive to a wolf. [[No shit|Something most people wouldn't do.]] 
• Convenience. The dog is just there. No need to go out for sex. 
• [[Your mom|They don't nag, nor complain.]] They are silent companions. 
• [[Women|They are easy to train.]] That protects from [[rape|unwanted humping]] in front of other people. 
</div></div> 

On November 30, 2016 she released more [[bullshit|reasons]] to justify her [[zoophilia|hobby]].

<div align="center"><div style="width:70%; background:#ffffff; padding-left:10px; font-family:verdana; color:#000000; border:1px solid #c58493; text-align:left">
<center>10 More Reasons It's Totally Cool To Fuck Your Dog </center>
• You can have oral sex almost anywhere. 
• Dogs are naturally attracted to the smell of pussy. 
• They will protect you from harm. 
• Dog knots can give you an entirely different experience. 
• It's a turn-on. 
• Dogs have a higher sex drive. 
• The act itself isn't that crazy. 
• A dog penis is like a human penis. 
• In time people will open up to the act. 
• You and your dog will share a special bond. 
</div></div> 

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|<youtube>6yk1esB96oQ</youtube> <center>'''As a porn star, Whitney knows which things are okay to fuck.'''</center>
|<youtube>HmAfcfiIA8Y</youtube> <center>'''Here she lists off 10 more reasons to fuck the family pet.'''</center>
|<youtube>pmQ6wYADTW8</youtube> <center>'''Bonus commentary from an [[nigger|expert on white people.]]'''</center>
|<youtube>9Apm4JG5msk</youtube> <center>'''[[Pain Series]]: The Tale'''</center>
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==Memoirs of a Masturbatory Prostitute==
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|casually riding a dildo on my balcony|When Whitney is asked "wrud gurl hmu fam" by one of her [[niggers|exotic boyfriends]]
|retriever| When asked about her preference of animal rape
|it's so weird waking up on ur own tho so silent|Whitney on what it's like to wake up without her daily [http://motherless.com/2E946BC cumshot]
|Sorry about the long delays and absences At about 9 am apr 10 cops and detectives woke me up with loud banging on my door. they said their main concern was that I was prostituting myself out ( which is something I’d never do" and that they felt like I was being forced to do this “which im not” Im sure there are people getting stabbed and shot yet they came to my place to pretty much talk to me and lecture me I got charged with 2 misdemenors, bc of the smell test vids. I am working on getting a lawyer to have these charges dismissed. They took all of my electronical devices “tablet’, laptop, phone” to check them to make sure I was 18 when i started on here as well as my cash, and debit cards “ not sure why”“ I know i should be getting my cash back as well as my appliances after this is all over with, but that can take months, so i went and got new stuff to record and chat with. I am back regardless of what anyone may think.. masturbating on the internet is nasty blah blah blah… everyone masturbates . I hate that we live in a world where everything is so looked down on, when everyone does it. What I do with my body and self is my right. I do not belong to any country or state , I’m noones property. As far as the ” She scammed me “ thing goes. Everyone here in this sub knows that I do the best to do all requests, and if im allowed I even post them publicly. I have made vids sending people panties. drinking pee. doing custom sets. There are several people on here that are flat out lying. For instance somone said they sent 1000usd for me to come see them… where the hell that 1000 usd is at? I have no idea. This person blatantly lied just to look cool, and Im assuming most people making these claims are from r/trashy . Everyone knows im good to everyone here. I cannot help when people from other subs cum here just to troll, as this is a public sub, and will always be public. Im going to keep living life, and have a blast on this sub. I have alot of catching up to do. Also I have taken down alot of stuff. It will be readded back after my court date. and if anyone has all my vids please contact me Whitney|Holy shit, [[TL;DR|what]]
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==Scamwhore==
Proof that con artists exist even in the adult industry, Whitney is a complete hack and fraud to her human victims. Just like with any woman, she will take your money and run if you buy into her [[Fugly|charm]] and look past the [[Bestiality|petfucking]]. Once she has your Jew Golds, she will disappear into the voids of the Internet to rub her scent into your dollars and make more unfortunate men smell it.

She had blocked all of her contacts that ordered a private video from her in the vain hopes of you seeing pussy [[you]]'d rather see on a FREE porn video, and had removed every comment regarding said private video on her social sites. Soon enough, after they've forgotten about her, she will rise again and pilfer more hard earned paychecks from those horny Burger King employees that buy into her promise of e-sex.

This however, also comes with the forgetfulness a camwhore usually comes with, with no assistance from alcohol and crack: The Internet is forever (well, tbh it's not...but bullshit is!).

*http://imgur.com/a/CdvNG
*http://imgur.com/a/tLSs5
*http://imgur.com/TpiXAIl

==[[LeafyIsHere]]==
While [[LeafyIsHere|Leafy]] was trying to come up with yet another idea for a shitty reaction video he stumbled upon a video of Whitney. After covering her dog fuckery Whitney fell in love with Leafy and even [[sick fuck|ate a fucking cricket for him]]. Leafy then responded by making another shitty CSGO surf montage, which then landed him on [[Keemstar|Kuntstar's]] [[unfunny|Drama Alert]] to confess his love and secret wish to fuck Whitney and her dogs.

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==World of Whorecraft: Wrath of the Whitney==
Whitney is now determined to [[taking down ED|retaliate]] due to this article. 
One of our [[faggots|e-detectives]] over at EDF uncovered her [[stupid|nefarious]] plot to destroy free speech. 
<center>{{scrollpic|Whitney Wisconsin - Taking Down ED.png|900|600|}} 
She is clearly [[butthurt|determined]].</center> 

==BRB, Prison==
[[File:whitneymugshot.jpg|center]]

In May of 2015, [[Trump|the authorities]] ordered Whitney to appear before court after having discovered Whitney's amateur porn films in April. Due to Whitney being a no-show, they [http://www.leadertelegram.com/News/Front-Page/2016/11/12/Charges-Couple-made-porn-videos.html handed out an arrest warrant for her] in November of 2016, and she is currently on the run. Her boyfriend also received charges for filming it but, as [[lol|he had already been extradited]] from Florida for possession and [[loli|manufacture of child pornography]], they just simply further [[buttsecks|raped his ass]].

===UPDATE===
[[File:Whitney_arrested.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:Ws_newspaper_article.jpg|thumb]]
In May of 2017, she was found in Bonifay,[[Florida]] by Police and arrested her on misdemeanor charges for making [[porn]] videos. She was transferred to Eau Claire in [[Wisconsin]] along with her [[nigger]] boyfriend [http://www.wjhg.com/content/news/Bonifay-woman-arrested-on-porn-charges-out-of-Wisconsin-422042663.html].

===UPDATE 2: The Sins Never Dies===
In February 2018, not only she was feeling bad, but she managed to post a video on [[YouTube]] crying and whining that everyone in the town knows her as the [[dog]] [[Beastality|fucker]]. Like this crazy bitch forgot how she told the world that she fucks her dog LOL.
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{{quote|Why you're crying? Did your dog break up with you?|Chanel Xxxx}}

==It's [[Britney Spears|Whitney]], [[You|Bitch]]==
Spoiler: This is not entirely porn. 
Even if we had hundreds of thousands of researchers working nonstop, 24/7, to find all the mind-numbingly boring dildosit pictures or blurry shots of her Orangutan-like, National Geographic titties, the Sun will have blown up and destroyed us all before that could be accomplished.
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File:Whitney Wisconsin - Flat Tits.png|Tits like Jell-O pudding in a Ziploc.
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Innovative Horrible Angle Shot.jpg|In her spare time, she created an innovative FGAS that [[gross|doesn't hide how fat you are at all]]
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Dressed Up and Nowhere to Hoe.png|Rare photo of Wisconsin with clothes on. She's all [[1980s|dressed up]] and nowhere to hoe
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Banana Pussy.png| If bananas could talk, this one would start a Livejournal and end up a suicide statistic.
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File:Whitney Wisconsin - No Scope.jpg|Whitney would 360 no scope ur ass fgt
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Atheists.png|Sucking up to [[neckbeards|gentlemen]]
File:Whitney Wisconsin - r-Atheism.png|Oh, I see what the [[daddy issues|problem]] is
File:Whitney Wisconsin - fupa.jpg|FUPA queen
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Frightening Closeup.png|Florescent lighting is not forgiving, honey.
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Bank Statement.jpg|Whitney's desktop. [[redneck|Apparently she spends 99% of her time in a Wal Mart.]]
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Flatter Ass than Her Titties Damn.png|That poor delivery man is about to get a face full of old lady ass.
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Feminist Leader Buttplug.jpg|Fighting for women's right to [[Dildos|choose]]
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Hater - EDF - Concern.png|A concerned [[ediot|citizen]] requesting that m'lady blink twice if she's being held captive.
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Brown hair.jpg| Before she dyed her hair blonde to [[Stockholm syndrome|emulate her high school bullies]].
File:Whitney Wisconsin - collection of buttplugs.jpg|What falls out of Whitney's monstrous vagina on any given day. Part of her actual collection.
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Amy Lew Old.jpg|19 going on 47
File:Whitney Wisconsin - Ranting on Reddit.png|Using her subreddit for [[feelings|something]] other than its [[nudes|intended purpose]]
</gallery>
}}

==See Also==
*[[Doge]]
*[[Tiziana Cantone]]
*[[Mr. Hands]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
*[[Rahsarah91]]
*[[Jasha Lottin]]
*[[Marry Your Pet]]
*[[List of Camwhores]]
*[[LeafyIsHere]]
*[[Sombra The Drug Sniffing Dog]]

==External Links==

* <s>{{fbid|100010222448289|Her Facebook. Say hi!}}</s> BALEETED! 
* <s>{{fbid|100011095302194|Her new Facebook profile. Don't forget to say hi!}}</s> BALEETED! 
* <s>{{tumblr|officialwhitneywisconsin|Her tumblr, full of photos of her shoving dildos in her butt}} (taken down)</s> BALEETED! 
* <s>{{twitter|whitnywisconsin|Her Twitter}} </s> BALEETED! 
* <s>{{instagram|whitney_wisconsin|Her Instagram}}</s> BALEETED! 
* {{blog|red-pussy-hair|An article about her disappearance and criminal charges.}} {{archive|qa4ht}} 
* <s>'''[https://vid.me/21zU Her vidme account.]'''</s>BALEETED! 
* '''[http://whitneywisconsin.imgur.com/ Whitney Wisconsin on Imgur]''' 
* '''[http://tinychat.com/whitneywisconsin Whitney Wisconsin's Tinychat]''' 
* '''[http://efukt.com/21224_Tricking_Guys_Into_Smelling_Cunt_Slime.html Whitney Wisconsin on E-Fukt'''] - Tricking Guys Into Smelling Cunt Slime 
* '''[http://fetlife.com/users/4522039/Nudes and offers to sell bestiality porn]''' 
* {{archive|prKND|WhitneyWisconsin vs. Jewdank on leddit}} 
* {{archive|qa4ht|Further reading}} 
* [https://web.archive.org/web/*/whitneywisconsin.tumblr.com Her old tumblr]
* [http://hatscripts.com/addskype?whitney.wisconsin Smell her asshole on skype]

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