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Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>GirlOnInternet|imported>GirlOnInternet]]

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	In early [[2013]], a U.S. backed [[Britfag]]inese private military company (i.e. Mercenaries) called '''Britam''' was [[hacked]] and documents were leaked that [[allegedly]] showed that they were considering accepting a [[Money\|high-paying job]] that involved launching a [[WMD\|chemical weapons]] attack against civilians in Syria and then blaming it on Assad. Because this was the very definition of a war crime, Britam decided to [[Bullshit\|claim the emails were altered]] and then launched a [[lolsuit]] against the [[The Daily Mail]] after their fine reporters {{archive\|pYxDA\|broke the story}}. Britam eventually got a £100,000+ settlement, but we all know that they just [[Getting away with it\|got away with it]].		In early [[2013]], a U.S. backed [[Britfag]]inese private military company (i.e. Mercenaries) called '''Britam''' was [[hacked]] and documents were leaked that [[allegedly]] showed that they were considering accepting a [[Money\|high-paying job]] that involved launching a [[WMD\|chemical weapons]] attack against civilians in Syria and then blaming it on Assad. Because this was the very definition of a war crime, Britam decided to [[Bullshit\|claim the emails were altered]] and then launched a [[lolsuit]] against the [[The Daily Mail]] after their fine reporters {{archive\|pYxDA\|broke the story}}. Britam eventually got a £100,000+ settlement, but we all know that they just [[Getting away with it\|got away with it]].

	In 2014, using the previous [[false flag]] plans as a blueprint, a group called '''Syria Civil Defence''' was formed by members of Syria's [[~~win~~\|radical]] [[Islam]]ist rebels with the sole purpose of [[poseur\|posing]] as a humanitarian organization and staging more false flag attacks to further [[Bait\|goad]] western countries into helping them overthrow Assad and turn Syria into a [[Sandnigger\|goatfucker]]'s paradise.		In 2014, using the previous [[false flag]] plans as a blueprint, a group called '''Syria Civil Defence''' was formed by members of Syria's [[Gay\|radical]] [[Islam]]ist rebels with the sole purpose of [[poseur\|posing]] as a humanitarian organization and staging more false flag attacks to further [[Bait\|goad]] western countries into helping them overthrow Assad and turn Syria into a [[Sandnigger\|goatfucker]]'s paradise.

	== Galleria de Totally Not ISIS ==		== Galleria de Totally Not ISIS ==
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	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

	== See ~~also~~ ==		== See Also ==

	* [[ISIS]]		* [[ISIS]]
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	* [[Bana Alabed]]		* [[Bana Alabed]]

	== External ~~links~~ ==		== External Links ==

	* {{archive\|0qYl8\|Swedish Doctors Call on “White Helmets” in Syria to End Fake Rescues and Killing Civilians}} - Even the cucked Swedes realize that these arseholes are fake.		* {{archive\|0qYl8\|Swedish Doctors Call on “White Helmets” in Syria to End Fake Rescues and Killing Civilians}} - Even the cucked Swedes realize that these arseholes are fake.

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	In early [[2013]], a U.S. backed [[Britfag]]inese private military company (i.e. Mercenaries) called '''Britam''' was [[hacked]] and documents were leaked that [[allegedly]] showed that they were considering accepting a [[Money\|high-paying job]] that involved launching a [[WMD\|chemical weapons]] attack against civilians in Syria and then blaming it on Assad. Because this was the very definition of a war crime, Britam decided to [[Bullshit\|claim the emails were altered]] and then launched a [[lolsuit]] against the [[The Daily Mail]] after their fine reporters {{archive\|pYxDA\|broke the story}}. Britam eventually got a £100,000+ settlement, but we all know that they just [[Getting away with it\|got away with it]].		In early [[2013]], a U.S. backed [[Britfag]]inese private military company (i.e. Mercenaries) called '''Britam''' was [[hacked]] and documents were leaked that [[allegedly]] showed that they were considering accepting a [[Money\|high-paying job]] that involved launching a [[WMD\|chemical weapons]] attack against civilians in Syria and then blaming it on Assad. Because this was the very definition of a war crime, Britam decided to [[Bullshit\|claim the emails were altered]] and then launched a [[lolsuit]] against the [[The Daily Mail]] after their fine reporters {{archive\|pYxDA\|broke the story}}. Britam eventually got a £100,000+ settlement, but we all know that they just [[Getting away with it\|got away with it]].

	In 2014, using the previous [[false flag]] plans as a blueprint, a group called '''Syria Civil Defence''' was formed by members of Syria's [[~~Gay~~\|radical]] [[Islam]]ist rebels with the sole purpose of [[poseur\|posing]] as a humanitarian organization and staging more false flag attacks to further [[Bait\|goad]] western countries into helping them overthrow Assad and turn Syria into a [[Sandnigger\|goatfucker]]'s paradise.		In 2014, using the previous [[false flag]] plans as a blueprint, a group called '''Syria Civil Defence''' was formed by members of Syria's [[win\|radical]] [[Islam]]ist rebels with the sole purpose of [[poseur\|posing]] as a humanitarian organization and staging more false flag attacks to further [[Bait\|goad]] western countries into helping them overthrow Assad and turn Syria into a [[Sandnigger\|goatfucker]]'s paradise.

	== Galleria de Totally Not ISIS ==		== Galleria de Totally Not ISIS ==
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	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

	== See ~~Also~~ ==		== See also ==

	* [[ISIS]]		* [[ISIS]]
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	* [[Bana Alabed]]		* [[Bana Alabed]]

	== External ~~Links~~ ==		== External links ==

	* {{archive\|0qYl8\|Swedish Doctors Call on “White Helmets” in Syria to End Fake Rescues and Killing Civilians}} - Even the cucked Swedes realize that these arseholes are fake.		* {{archive\|0qYl8\|Swedish Doctors Call on “White Helmets” in Syria to End Fake Rescues and Killing Civilians}} - Even the cucked Swedes realize that these arseholes are fake.

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Origins

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[[File:WhiteHelmet.jpg|thumb|A [[typical]] White Helmet.]]

'''White Helmets''', officially called '''Syria Civil Defence''', are a group of anti-Assad [[Syria]]n rebels who masquerade as a "[[Humanitarian|Humanitarian Organization]]" and hide behind their hilariously [[ironic]] motto of "''To save a life is to save all of humanity.''" despite the fact that their members are constantly getting caught taking [[selfies]] of themselves [[beheading]] prepubescent children and hanging out with other known members of [[ISIS]]. The White Helmets get their name from [[Captain Obvious|the fact that they wear white helmets]] much like [[retards]].

The [[Old Media|Mainstream Media]] and [[TOW]] are constantly attempting to reinforce the [[Fake News|false claim]] that any evidence linking the White Helmets to [[ISIS]] is merely [[propaganda]] that is being pushed by the Syrian government and [[Vladimir Putin]] – unfortunately for them and their narrative, [[ED|we]] actually have the photographs that these [[Pussy|cocky]] [[Dicks|cunts]] have taken while they're moonlighting for the Islamic State.

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== Origins ==

In 2010, U.S. Secretary of State and renowned warmonger [[Hillary Clinton]] decided to carry on [[George W. Bush]]'s legacy by helping spark a series of [[violent]] uprisings across the [[Middle East]] that would later become known as the '''[[Arab Spring]]'''. Hillary and the rest of the corrupt [[Obama]] administration then began supplying [[Guns|weapons]] to so-called "[[Terrorists|moderate rebels]]" in the now destabilized [[middle east]]ern countries in order to line their pockets with [[Jewgold]] and further the Military-Industrial Complex. Among the countries that was affected by this was [[Syria]], which, on March 15, 2011, fell into a state of so-called "''[[civil war]]''" thanks to the United States helping to finance an attempted [[French|coup d'état]] against the government of democratically elected Syrian President and [[IRL]] [[Family Guy|Bob's Burgers]] character '''Bashar al-Assad'''.

On [[September 11]], [[2012]], a shipment of Syria-bound weapons was at the U.S. embassy in Benghazi, [[Libya]], when a group of [[terrorists]] who were supposedly just [[butthurt]] over a [[YouTube]] video called "'''[[The Innocence of Muslims]]'''" began launching an all-out assault on the embassy. Despite having goddamn [[BFG|rocket launchers]] at the embassy, the [[Americunts]] inside were forced to stand down and not use the weapons since they were intended for a lovely group of Syrian rebels who currently call themselves '''[[ISIS|The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria]]'''. As a result of this, 4 Americans were killed in Benghazi and their blood was left staining the hands of [[Hillary Clinton]] and [[Barack Obama]].

In early [[2013]], a U.S. backed [[Britfag]]inese private military company (i.e. Mercenaries) called '''Britam''' was [[hacked]] and documents were leaked that [[allegedly]] showed that they were considering accepting a [[Money|high-paying job]] that involved launching a [[WMD|chemical weapons]] attack against civilians in Syria and then blaming it on Assad. Because this was the very definition of a war crime, Britam decided to [[Bullshit|claim the emails were altered]] and then launched a [[lolsuit]] against the [[The Daily Mail]] after their fine reporters {{archive|pYxDA|broke the story}}. Britam eventually got a £100,000+ settlement, but we all know that they just [[Getting away with it|got away with it]].

In 2014, using the previous [[false flag]] plans as a blueprint, a group called '''Syria Civil Defence''' was formed by members of Syria's [[Gay|radical]] [[Islam]]ist rebels with the sole purpose of [[poseur|posing]] as a humanitarian organization and staging more false flag attacks to further [[Bait|goad]] western countries into helping them overthrow Assad and turn Syria into a [[Sandnigger|goatfucker]]'s paradise.

== Galleria de Totally Not ISIS ==

{{collapsegallery|Humanitarian Decapitation of Children|WhiteHelmets|center|<gallery>

File:LOLWhiteHelmets.jpg
File:WhiteHelmetISISFighter.jpg|[[Guns]] are humanitarian.
File:WhiteHelmetsAttendExecution.jpg|The White Helmets attend [[ISIS]] executions and then use the footage to make themselves look like good guys.
File:WhiteHelmetsBeheading.jpg|A White Helmet attends the peaceful [[beheading]] of a [[13-year-old boy]].

</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>

File:WhiteHelmetFighter.jpg
File:White helmets terrorists.jpg
File:FagHelmet.jpg
File:WhiteHelmetCrisisActress.jpg

File:WhiteHelmetKid.jpg
File:WhiteHelmetToon.jpg
File:Offended42.jpg|White Helmet removal.

</gallery>}}

== See Also ==

* [[ISIS]]
* [[Syria]]
* [[White Knight]]s
* [[Bana Alabed]]

== External Links ==

* {{archive|0qYl8|Swedish Doctors Call on “White Helmets” in Syria to End Fake Rescues and Killing Civilians}} - Even the cucked Swedes realize that these arseholes are fake.
* {{archive|pYxDA|U.S. 'backed plan to launch chemical weapon attack on Syria and blame it on Assad's regime'}} - [[2013]] article outlining the [[U.S.]] plan to frame Assad and start WW3.

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