Where The Dead Go To Die - Revision history

LordGrimThInvincible: See alsso.

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See alsso.

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

			*[[Emily Youcis]] - The only reason anyone remembers this shit.
	*[[Adult Swim\|Mr. Pickles]] - a cartoon on Adult Swim with a VERY similar premise, involving a Satanic dog. Also has a boy named Tommy.		*[[Adult Swim\|Mr. Pickles]] - a cartoon on Adult Swim with a VERY similar premise, involving a Satanic dog. Also has a boy named Tommy.
	*[[Creepypasta]]		*[[Creepypasta]]

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	== Links==		== Links==
			*[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_the_Dead_Go_to_Die This somehow managed to get it's own wikipedia page]
	*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2095004/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk1 The movie's imdb page]		*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2095004/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk1 The movie's imdb page]
	*[http://screamerclauz.com/ The dude's site. He needs the pot more than you know.]		*[http://screamerclauz.com/ The dude's site. He needs the pot more than you know.]

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	*'''The Masks That the Monsters Wear''', with Ralph and his Siamese brother's face [[duh\|wearing a mask]] over them, trying to be a normal kid. Oh, and the [[Confederacy\|Bible Belt]] father of his future girlfriend, Sophia, [[CP\|wants them to fuck on camera]] so that he and multiple other sick fucks including Ralph's father, don't have to anymore.		*'''The Masks That the Monsters Wear''', with Ralph and his Siamese brother's face [[duh\|wearing a mask]] over them, trying to be a normal kid. Oh, and the [[Confederacy\|Bible Belt]] father of his future girlfriend, Sophia, [[CP\|wants them to fuck on camera]] so that he and multiple other sick fucks including Ralph's father, don't have to anymore.

	Jimmy meant for the first part to actually be a comedy and for everyone to LOL at, even though it includes several scenes that contradict it, such as a fetus killing, a [[castration\|dick ripping]], and the starring boy screwing Demon Lassie [[buttsecks\|in the bum]] in an act of [[~~win~~]] [[bestiality]] [[CP\|child porn]] in order to bring his dead parents back (spoilers, it doesn't, Jimmy-boy only put it in [[I did it for the lulz\|for the lulz]]), which would make this movie illegal to own in 236 countries. What, your movies [[Pussy\|don't have]] that kind of razor sharp [[edge]]? These scenes were likely made in order to get on [[ED]]'s [[Offended]] page, even though the entire movie can qualify if it isn't boring you to shit by the end by expecting a dimension-traveling helltrip in every part, which it does.		Jimmy meant for the first part to actually be a comedy and for everyone to LOL at, even though it includes several scenes that contradict it, such as a fetus killing, a [[castration\|dick ripping]], and the starring boy screwing Demon Lassie [[buttsecks\| in the bum]] in an act of [[gay]] [[bestiality]] [[CP\|child porn]] in order to bring his dead parents back (spoilers, it doesn't, Jimmy-boy only put it in [[I did it for the lulz\|for the lulz]]), which would make this movie illegal to own in 236 countries. What, your movies [[Pussy\|don't have]] that kind of razor sharp [[edge]]? These scenes were likely made in order to get on [[ED]]'s [[Offended]] page, even though the entire movie can qualify if it isn't boring you to shit by the end by expecting a dimension-traveling helltrip in every part, which it does.

	{{quote\|Get @screamerclauz's Where the Dead go to Die. It scares off ghosts, demons, burglars and Mormons.\|Diamanda's seal of approval.}}		{{quote\|Get @screamerclauz's Where the Dead go to Die. It scares off ghosts, demons, burglars and Mormons.\|Diamanda's seal of approval.}}
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	== See ~~also~~ ==		== See Also ==

	*[[Adult Swim\|Mr. Pickles]] - a cartoon on Adult Swim with a VERY similar premise, involving a Satanic dog. Also has a boy named Tommy.		*[[Adult Swim\|Mr. Pickles]] - a cartoon on Adult Swim with a VERY similar premise, involving a Satanic dog. Also has a boy named Tommy.

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	*'''The Masks That the Monsters Wear''', with Ralph and his Siamese brother's face [[duh\|wearing a mask]] over them, trying to be a normal kid. Oh, and the [[Confederacy\|Bible Belt]] father of his future girlfriend, Sophia, [[CP\|wants them to fuck on camera]] so that he and multiple other sick fucks including Ralph's father, don't have to anymore.		*'''The Masks That the Monsters Wear''', with Ralph and his Siamese brother's face [[duh\|wearing a mask]] over them, trying to be a normal kid. Oh, and the [[Confederacy\|Bible Belt]] father of his future girlfriend, Sophia, [[CP\|wants them to fuck on camera]] so that he and multiple other sick fucks including Ralph's father, don't have to anymore.

	Jimmy meant for the first part to actually be a comedy and for everyone to LOL at, even though it includes several scenes that contradict it, such as a fetus killing, a [[castration\|dick ripping]], and the starring boy screwing Demon Lassie [[buttsecks\| in the bum]] in an act of [[~~gay~~]] [[bestiality]] [[CP\|child porn]] in order to bring his dead parents back (spoilers, it doesn't, Jimmy-boy only put it in [[I did it for the lulz\|for the lulz]]), which would make this movie illegal to own in 236 countries. What, your movies [[Pussy\|don't have]] that kind of razor sharp [[edge]]? These scenes were likely made in order to get on [[ED]]'s [[Offended]] page, even though the entire movie can qualify if it isn't boring you to shit by the end by expecting a dimension-traveling helltrip in every part, which it does.		Jimmy meant for the first part to actually be a comedy and for everyone to LOL at, even though it includes several scenes that contradict it, such as a fetus killing, a [[castration\|dick ripping]], and the starring boy screwing Demon Lassie [[buttsecks\|in the bum]] in an act of [[win]] [[bestiality]] [[CP\|child porn]] in order to bring his dead parents back (spoilers, it doesn't, Jimmy-boy only put it in [[I did it for the lulz\|for the lulz]]), which would make this movie illegal to own in 236 countries. What, your movies [[Pussy\|don't have]] that kind of razor sharp [[edge]]? These scenes were likely made in order to get on [[ED]]'s [[Offended]] page, even though the entire movie can qualify if it isn't boring you to shit by the end by expecting a dimension-traveling helltrip in every part, which it does.

	{{quote\|Get @screamerclauz's Where the Dead go to Die. It scares off ghosts, demons, burglars and Mormons.\|Diamanda's seal of approval.}}		{{quote\|Get @screamerclauz's Where the Dead go to Die. It scares off ghosts, demons, burglars and Mormons.\|Diamanda's seal of approval.}}
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	== See ~~Also~~ ==		== See also ==

	*[[Adult Swim\|Mr. Pickles]] - a cartoon on Adult Swim with a VERY similar premise, involving a Satanic dog. Also has a boy named Tommy.		*[[Adult Swim\|Mr. Pickles]] - a cartoon on Adult Swim with a VERY similar premise, involving a Satanic dog. Also has a boy named Tommy.

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	*[https://www.facebook.com/WhereTheDeadGoToDie/posts/892783347483311 ScreamerClauz will take any attention he can get]		*[https://www.facebook.com/WhereTheDeadGoToDie/posts/892783347483311 ScreamerClauz will take any attention he can get]
	*{{twitter\|screamerclauz}} His Twitter		*{{twitter\|screamerclauz}} His Twitter
	*{{~~ytuser~~\|ScreamerClauz}} His Youtube		*{{yt\|u\|ScreamerClauz}} His Youtube

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{{achtung|THIS MOVIE DEPICTS ANIMATED BESTIALITY AND CP. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED, EVEN FOR THE [[Shock Site|SHOCK SITE]] VETS}}
{{spoilers|everyone but the kids fucking die and gets a free trip to hell by [[Black]] Lassie, and the first chapter with the bestiality and castration was supposed to be a comedy}}

'''Where The Dead Go To Die''' is a shittastic horror film made entirely in [[Fail|Cinema 4D]]. The film can be best described as a putrid fucking mash-up of Lassie, Twilight Zone, several "edgy" [[Adult Swim]] shows, several [[drugs]], [[Down's Syndrome]] video-editing skills, and a cesspool of blood and gore and other controversial shit that makes any other horror film look like [[Teletubbies]].

With that, you get "Where The Dead Go To Die", the crowning movie of edge and shit made by heavy metal druggie, [[Sick fuck|Jimmy ScreamerClauz]] ('''[[Powerword]]:''' James [[Cum|Creamer]]). This movie simulates what you would see if you really were on drugs, especially with Jimmy admitting [[LOL|he was eating pot cookies]] during the making of this. This movie makes "[[Foodfight!]]"'s animations look amazing and the original "Friday the 13th"'s kills look realistic thanks to Jimmy being a part of the [[Microsoft]] hivemind and using a [[Kinect]] for his animating work. We're sure Microsoft would totally love the tacked-on endorsement.

== The Stories ==

[[File:Offendedcross.jpg|thumb|150px|right|This picture practically summarizes the second part of this film.]]

This piece has three short stories:

*'''[[I LIEK MILK|Tainted Milk]]''', involving a [[Smile.jpg|demon dog]] and a retarded queer boy named Tommy, [[Adam Lanza|killing his parents]] and a fetus cause it was gonna be Satan's infant through the boy's mother's breastmilk. [[Wut|And then the dog fucks the mom's corpse while Tommy fucks the dog on top]].
*'''Liquid Memories''', with a druggie that steals the memories of people he kills in a church, including a [[prostitute]], to learn about himself that he assumedly forgot. Likely Jimmy himself, personified.
*'''The Masks That the Monsters Wear''', with Ralph and his Siamese brother's face [[duh|wearing a mask]] over them, trying to be a normal kid. Oh, and the [[Confederacy|Bible Belt]] father of his future girlfriend, Sophia, [[CP|wants them to fuck on camera]] so that he and multiple other sick fucks including Ralph's father, don't have to anymore.

Jimmy meant for the first part to actually be a comedy and for everyone to LOL at, even though it includes several scenes that contradict it, such as a fetus killing, a [[castration|dick ripping]], and the starring boy screwing Demon Lassie [[buttsecks| in the bum]] in an act of [[gay]] [[bestiality]] [[CP|child porn]] in order to bring his dead parents back (spoilers, it doesn't, Jimmy-boy only put it in [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]]), which would make this movie illegal to own in 236 countries. What, your movies [[Pussy|don't have]] that kind of razor sharp [[edge]]? These scenes were likely made in order to get on [[ED]]'s [[Offended]] page, even though the entire movie can qualify if it isn't boring you to shit by the end by expecting a dimension-traveling helltrip in every part, which it does.

{{quote|Get @screamerclauz's Where the Dead go to Die. It scares off ghosts, demons, burglars and Mormons.|Diamanda's seal of approval.}}

== Characters ==
*'''[[Get a dog|Labby]]:''' A demon Lassie knockoff that leads the three starring children through Willy Wonka's Ride of Hell if you took ScreamerClauz-brand LSD cookies.
*'''[[Shota|Tommy]]:''' The leading boy in the first short, gets led on that his baby fetus bro is going to go evil from mommy's milk, and [[Bestiality|fucks the Lassie ripoff]] to try and bring his [[Batman|dead parents]] back. It fails, and he now has to live with the shame of his first being a mangy dog and now likely having canine AIDS.
*'''Ralph:''' The main character in the third part of the movie, with a Siamese twin on the side of his head, so he wears a mask to hide it and the rest of his Freddy Kruger face.
*'''[[Loli|Sophia]]:''' The girl in the third part that is supposedly Ralph's future girlfriend. The focus of her dad's [[CP]] trading ring, who unsurprisingly dies and the two kids live happily WTF after.
*'''[[Drugs|The Man]]:''' The nameless main character in the second chapter who steals memories from others he kills in a church, including a hooker, and injects them in himself to learn more about them, and to use them to edit his own memories with them for the Shadow Men that he apparently works for. Spoilers, [[And nothing of value was lost|he also dies]].
*'''Shadow Men:''' The 2D-looking invaders under your bed to kill you and your wife while you have sex. They're EVERYWHERE in this movie.

Everyone else, like the kids' parents, the hooker, a legless war vet, the smiley-emoji faced things, etc. aren't worth mentioning cause they either die several minutes after they appear on screen or are just there to ''try'' to scare you for 2 minutes.

== Reviewer Victims it has Claimed ==
*Hardcore Kid
*[[Hellsing920]]
*AniMat
*[[Channel Awesome|Diamanda Hagan]]
*NOT [[MrEnter]]
*Bobsheaux

== See Also ==

*[[Adult Swim|Mr. Pickles]] - a cartoon on Adult Swim with a VERY similar premise, involving a Satanic dog. Also has a boy named Tommy.
*[[Creepypasta]]
*[[Cannibal Holocaust]] - another controversial film.
*[[Foodfight!]] - ''Where The Dead Go To Die'', minus the edginess.
*[[Pain Series]]

== Links==
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2095004/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk1 The movie's imdb page]
*[http://screamerclauz.com/ The dude's site. He needs the pot more than you know.]
*[https://www.facebook.com/WhereTheDeadGoToDie/posts/892783347483311 ScreamerClauz will take any attention he can get]
*{{twitter|screamerclauz}} His Twitter
*{{ytuser|ScreamerClauz}} His Youtube

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