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== The Abomination of Deviantart ==
TeamRocketsPikachu is the prime example why [[lolicon|lolis]] should stay [[In the kitchen|in the kitchen]] and off the
interwebs. She's basically a fat autistic emo furfag [[LOL WUT|that apparently bleeds snot when
she's upset.]] Which is pretty much all the time. The girl can't draw worth shit and when
she does draw it's usually "[[emo|vent]] art", which is just her mary sue BAAAAAAAAAWING about how
much her life sucks. (Wouldn't you if you looked like this bitch?)
[[Image:THE MASKED WHORE DREW NEAR.jpg|thumb|KILL IT WITH [[EarthBound|PK FIRE]]]]

== In the Beginning ==
[[Image:SMUGLEAF IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU.jpg|thumb|Posing with this bitch is degrading for Smugleaf.]]

In 2008, our friend made the biggest mistake of her life. She went on the interwebs.
She [[Theft|got]] her first computer from Mcdonald's. Yes, she stole a whole work computer, Big
Mac in hand, from a Mcdonald's employee. (although he only used it to masturbate to sexy
pronz) And the only reason the fat bitch got away with it was because no one at
Mcdonald's actually cared enough to go after her. The richfags can fucking get an order
of 9001 of those fucking things and still have enough to build the world's first Mudkipz
ranch next to all the dead fatfags that got food posioning from their resturant.

== Videos ==

Here is her first video up on Jewtube. Her art makes Mozart step back in awe.

<center><big>'''ADOPT ORIGINAL RECOLORS!!!!11111'''</big></center><br>
<center><youtube>UVZU4ACPuh4</youtube></center>
<br>

== Deviantart ==
[[Image:SPARKLES THE ORIGINAL PIKACHU.png|thumb|[[Fetish|THE ACID IS WHAT MAKES IT SEXY]]]]

[[Image:HI MOM I'M ON ED.png|thumb|left|Your art is what put her in the hospital, you fuck]]

As soon as she got a Youtube, the next logical step was to join the ranks of all the
other talentless hacks on Deviantart by making her OWN account! [[Sarcasm|WOW. Just look at that
art! This person clearly needs moar views! And look, she has an original
character! This person is just full of creativity! What? I'm not bleaching my eyes
because these are the most horrible pictures I've ever seen in my life! I'm bleaching
them because my eyes can't handle how good this art is!]]
== CreepyPasta ==

Sometime [[At least 100|at least]] [[Last Thursday|last Thursday]], SparklestheTeamRocketsCoyote became obsessed with
creepy ravoli. Just like everything else, [[Waaaambulance|IT RUINED MAI LIFE I WANNA KILL MYSELF!!!!!
ONEONE]] She made plenty of crappy pastas before she quit though, and can be viewed here.

http://trpspkmncreepypastas.deviantart.com/gallery/36236035

They're the greatest fucking thing ever and if you don't like it your a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|horrible
person that laughs at 9/11 and Boston you fucking peice of motherfucking shit.]] Also, a
great way to troll her is to call her the Pokepasta girl and/or ask her to critique
your creepy spaghetti.

== Depression ==
[[File:Wehatehertoo.png|thumb|left|Awww, isn't that cute.]]
This bitch gets depressed alot. I mean, all the time. It's a fucking miracle she hasn't
killed herself yet (although she would be doing the internet a favor by doing so).
However, there's good news. As soon as she sees this article she will most likely drive
to the nearest suicide convenience store, [[No|because they have those, right?]] (actually, she might have to have a helicopter
arranged to airlift her there considering her weight) The reason she hasn't killed
herself yet is probably because she's a woman and therefore isn't smart enough to
figure out how to accomplish something as simple as an heroing. You can help her by
giving her a shotgun to the head if you ever see her. Trust me, she wants to die. You're
doing her (and all of us) a favor by doing so.
== Reaction to this page ==
Unfortunately, when she found out about the page, nothing lulz worthy happened. Nothing but white knights encouraging her (although we all know they know they're only supporting her because they know she's a faggot and they feel bad) Also, [[E-lawyer|THEY CALLED US IDIOTS SO WE'RE SUEING THEIR ASSES.]]
[[Image:Exhibit A.png|thumb|Notice how she tries to cover up her fail by trying to convince us she doesn't go on Deviantart anymore, she isn't emo, and that she's not fat.]]

[[File:Exhibit no one is keeping track.png|thumb|left|This one is actually right.]]
[[File:Exhibit no one gives a fuck.png|thumb|left|[[EDiot|EDiots, actually.]]]]
== External Links ==
There's nothing like the taste of an unmilked lolcow!

*http://teamrocketspikachu.deviantart.com/

*https://www.youtube.com/user/MoonlightTheCoyote

{{DA}}

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