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'''Saints Row''' is a Sandbox crime game series that started off as a ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' clone but evolved into every gamer's stupid fantasies.

==Saints Row==
{| align="right"
|[[File:Shotgun cane.jpeg|thumb|190px|At one point in the series, this was as stupid as the weapons got...]]
|[[Image:Saints Row IV retarded weapons and shit.jpg|thumb|... now most of them look they were designed by five-year olds on crack.]]
|}
On the first part of the game, [[you]] create yourself a mute [[Mary Sue]] to be the new recruit of a [[Clusterfuck|Gang]] called the ''3rd Street Saints''. The goal is to [[Rape|Eliminate]] three other gangs made up of [[ Mexican|a bunch of cholos]], [[ Wigger|Asians who drive fast cars]] and, you guessed it, [[Double Nigger|more niggers]]! At the end of the game your character gets killed in an explosion set up by your gang's leader, never to be seen again until the next game.

During a stream, one of the developers revealed that the ending is only the way it is now because the animators were too fucking lazy to animate a cutscene showing Julius running, and instead, made him walk away looking at his watch. Funny enough, he [[LOLWUT|doesn't wear a watch]].

This game is only for the [[Xbox 360]], which makes a great way to troll [[PS3]] and [[PC]] users.
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==Saints Row 2==
'''Saints Row 2''' is the same crap like the first one, but where Saints Row 1's main objective was to inflict the negative repercussions of gang life, Saints Row 2's main objectives include streaking, kicking random people in the nuts (even [[dickgirls|women]]), and other stupid crap that satisfy the average [[gamer|gamer's]] desires. As for its plot, you take over the city again, this time from some [[Japs]], [[Punks]], and [[Stoners]].

Even though this time the game is for PS3 and PC, the PC version contains al lot of [[lag]]. [[Troll|Use this to your advantage]].

<center>{{Videoframe|Saints Row 2 minigames|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>-N4c_DDhNKo</youtube><center>'''The new minigame'''</center>
|<youtube>4HhdR_C5HvM</youtube><center>'''A dream for every gamer'''</center>
}}</center>

==Saint Row: The Third==
{{Spoiler|SAINTS ROW IV WILL FOLLOW AFTER THE ENDING WHERE THEY SHOOT A SHITTY SPACE MOVIE}}
[[File:Saints Row the Third dance.gif|180px|thumb|right|Now ''you too'' can dance like [[Michael Jackson|a faggot]] while a gasoline station blows up behind you]]
'''Saint Row: The Third''' is the reboot of the series and its first cash-cow sequel of many to come. Ever since day one of the game's release, the phrase "'''Saints Row 4''' will be 'wilder' than Saints Row: The Third" has pretty much guaranteed that the series made a turn to [[Sell Out|Selloutville]].

===Review Drama===
Despite Saint Row: The Third being the most positively received game in the series, critics such as [[Zero Punctuation|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]] and [[That_Guy_With_The_Glasses#Blistered_Thumbs|Angry Joe]] have criticized it for being ''too'' over-the-top, an ironic statement considering that they only liked Saint Row 2 ''because'' it was over-the-top.
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|<youtube>fPYofAaVG2g</youtube>
|<youtube>XHB0CQ3uPj4</youtube>
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== Saints Row IV ==
{{Spoiler|EARTH GETS BLOWN UP, GAT IS ALIVE AND THE SAINTS GET REVENGE ON [[Xenu|ZINYAK]] FOR IT BY [[Trolling|DICKING AROUND]] IN THE MATRIX!!!1}}

Pretty much you are the next [[Black Jesus]], aliens kidnap you and your friends, you escape, Earth gets nuked, you save all your friends, and destroy Zinyak's simulation and kill him IRL with super powers and rip his head off and become the next alien leader.
Also, [[Santa Claus]] appears in a DLC.

== Saints Row: Gat out of Hell ==

{{spoiler|GAT AND KINZIE GO TO HELL BREAK SHIT UP THER AND GAT KILLS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111}}
You go to hell, play as Gat or Kinzie, fuck shit up there, and then you save the Boss' soul, kill the devil, and take his loli daughter back to the spaceship. Then the game splits into 5 different endings.

===Dex, where are you?===
Following the disappearence of Dex in a SR2 DLC, many [[retards|players]] have wanted to know where was he and get revenge for his betrayal. Turns out, the developers didn't want to include him in SR: TT because [[bullshit|they didn't want to alienate new "fans" who didn't know who he was]], then, in SR4, Earth explodes and it was seemingly the end of the [[BAWWW|Dex Saga]], but in Gat out of Hell, Dex appears as a generic NPC with a purple hat. He [[faggot|only taunts you and runs away]], and you have to kill him a number of times to complete a [[Shit nobody cares about|diversion]], but to make him less of a complete waste, he was included for a short moment in a cutscene, where it's shown he will keep dying forever in hell.
Even though this is the end, players are unsurprisingly still butthurt about it.

==Saints Row Reboot==

==Gallery==
{{Collapsegallery|Saints Row|SRGALLERY1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Typical day.jpg
File:Saints Row (100% Respect earned).jpg
File:Professor Genki.jpeg|Professor Genki's Super Reality [[Climax]]
File:Shaundi.jpg|Not fanart
File:Saints Row the Third.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Saints Row old guy.jpg|[[Giant dildo of death|Giant purple dildo of death]]
File:Kinzie Kensington.jpg
File:Kinzie Kensington 1.jpg
File:Kinzie Kensington 2.jpg
File:Kinzie Kensington 3.jpg
File:Kinzie Kensington 4.jpeg
File:Candycanedildo.png|Candycane Dildo ;3
File:SAINTSROW41.jpg
File:SAINTSROW4killyourself.jpg
File:SAINTSROW4RIMJOBS.jpg
File:WEWILLGETYOU.jpg
File:GORESaints1.jpg
File:GORESaints2.jpg
File:GORESaints3.jpg
File:GORESaints4.jpg
File:Bloody Canoness.png
File:Killbane and Shaundi.jpg|What really happened to Shaundi at the end of Saints Row: The Third
File:Viola DeWynter.jpg|Typical gameplay in Saints Row: The Third
File:Saints Row (busy).png
File:Saints Row The Third.jpg
File:Saints Row Mass Effect.png
File:Saints_Row_The_Third_bikinis.JPG
File:Saints nude mod.jpg
File:Saints_Row-The_Third_dildo_guy.jpg
File:Saints_Row_The_Third_Hitler.jpg
Image:Saints Row IV Inflat-o-ray.jpg
Image:SRIV Dubstep Gun.jpg
File:Saints Row-The Third CrossDresser.jpg|Your average Homie in Saints Row: The Third
File:Johnny Gat Third.jpg|<s>Dead</s> Still alive...
File:Purple Helicopter.jpg
Image:Deckers.jpg|Playing too much bullshit in Saints Row the Third can turn you into an emo hacker with a giant plastic hammer. And possibly cancer.
</gallery>}}

=See Also=
*[[Grand Theft Auto]]
*[[Naked]]
*[[Sasha Grey]]
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imported>NKO: Putting this in the edit space cause there was some drama that happened with the reboot

imported>NKO: Putting this in the edit space cause there was some drama that happened with the reboot