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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{eduser|TWSLegal}}{{Spoilers|The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration [http://www.weather.gov/os/notification/pns11martin.htm weather.gov] actually released a notice about this retard}}<br />
{{watch}}<br />
[[File:Wmk.jpg|thumb|right|Kevin, attempting to look sexy/serious.]]<br />
[[File:Wetahermankevin_No_exeptions.jpg|thumb|right|No exceptions.]]<br />
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{{quote|I know I'm an asshole ... proud of it! |KMartinTV AKA LifeInATent 2: Electric Boogaloo}}<br />
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'''Kevin Martin''' (AKA WeatherManKevin AKA No one of importance) is an [[immature|amateur]] meteorologist, conman, [[internet tough guy]], [[faggot|faggot]] who graduated from the special day class at '''Norco High School in 2002'''. He is a brother of [[LifeInATent]] and a boyfriend of [[MeganLeeHeart]]. Despite filming videos out of his basement with MSPaint graphics, he claims to make millions of dollars and has several [[AIDS|aides]] working with him on his weather reports. He has also claimed to work for CNN and Fox News, [[obvious troll is obvious|even though no traces of this exist anywhere.]] Googling Kevin Martin will you bring you several [[samefag|self made]] websites promoting his "work" and the other half will be weather forums of Kevin trying to act like a legit weatherman but [[retard|being laughed out of the internets.]]<br />
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Kevin and Brian both did own a weather website and called themselves the Weather Jerks (More like Weather Jerkoffs, amirite?) which consisted mostly of plagiarism, claims of earthquakes coming to California, predictions of hurricanes during Hurricane season and other assorted bullshit that nobody took seriously. [http://owsweatherjerks.blogspot.com/2009/01/new-brian-martin-scam-site.html?zx=20e782590662c6dd]<br />
[http://owsweatherjerks.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2009-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-08%3A00&updated-max=2010-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-08%3A00&max-results=31]<br />
[http://owsweatherjerks.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2008-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-08%3A00&updated-max=2009-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-08%3A00&max-results=22]<br />
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==His "Business"==<br />
Kevin "owns" [http://www.southerncaliforniaweatherauthority.com/scwa.html Southern California Weather Authority], a web 1.0 style site that serves to post photos of him. All weather related content is taken from [http://theweatherspace.com/tws.html TheWeatherSpace], '''ANOTHER''' ghetto website that features poorly written stories, and content rehashed from [http://www.nasa.gov/ NASA]. Kevin is employed as a meteorologist, meaning he is paid to rip images off of [[CNN|CNN's]] weather section. The majority of their income is made by [[Girlvinyl|begging for money on the internet]]. Although they claim to not accept advertisers, [[lolwut|there are advertisements on the website]].<br />
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==Johnny [[Derp|Depp's]] long lost brother==<br />
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[[File:Kindofabigdealwmk.jpg|thumb|right|Twins separated at birth!]]<br />
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Excerpt from Kevin Martin Depp bio:<br />
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{{Quote|The year was 1982, a [[whore|horny Miss Martin]] strolled the streets looking for a [[penis|man]]. A man that could satisfy her and put out the fire of her [[vagina|burning entrails]]. She headed for a known corner and saw this man-whore working the streets. High on [[drugs|coke, amphetamines and pot]], with her genitalia throbbing for male contact she paid the man-whore for the services, with one special request: A [[semen|creampie]]. The starving male prostitute had little choice but to comply with the desires of the [[fat|large woman]], after all she had the [[shit was so cash|cash]]. After [[sex|the job]] was done, she asked for his name, his answer [[fact|John Christopher Depp, Sr]].}}<br />
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While most people will call this to be [[bullshit|bullshit]], to [[fag|Kevin Martin]] this is [[canon|canon]]; he actually believes him to be family with the rich and famous. Not only he [[cosplay|cosplays]] as Johnny Depp, no, he makes videos on [[youtube|jewtube]], signs autographs, appears in public, creates [[facebook|failbook]] accounts with the name TwinJohnnyDepp (Even though the only thing they have in common is they both wear a hat and have [[Pedostache|mustaches]]), [[unwarranted self importance|unwarranted self-importance]] at its finest. Egomania has no equal when it comes to this grade A douchebag.<br />
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==Taking Down ED==<br />
[[File:Kevinmartin.JPG|thumb|left|Expect major downtime due to lolsuit.]]<br />
[[Last thursday]], Kevin discovered, too much [[butthurt|butthurt]] and soreness, that [[dox|dox]] were dropped and proceeded with legal action to [[taking down ED|take down ED]]. He and the impressive Legal Department from the TheWeatherSpace.com threatened many lawlsuits against ED, all while citing the [[Internet Law|internet law]]. As you can plainly see, they have had much effect.<br />
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ED's own e-Lawyers got in contact with them in an attempt to calm tempers and avoid many [[lolsuit|lawlsuits]] and visits with [[Honorary Ed Lolington]], yet Weatherspace.com's Legal Department and Mr. Kevin Martin thoroughly refused to follow legal protocols and filling the proper butthurt report form. As is required by Law, [[attorney at lol|ED's attorneys at lawls]] proceeded to disclose all information regarding the subject of taking down ED. <br />
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After several hours of negotiation, the Lawyers at TheWeatherSpace.com and Mr Kevin Martin realized the only way was to follow the [[Internet Law]] and deliver the proper documentation to our e-lawyers, with the much desired butthurt report.<br />
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The grievances hearing took place, presided by his [[Honorary Ed Lolington]]. ED's Attorneys at Lalws provided irrefutable evidence that Mr. Martin and his legal team had broke the following [[internet law|laws]] among many:<br />
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* The Australian's Law<br />
* Bloodlent's Law<br />
* The law of dox shock<br />
* Burk's Law<br />
* Law of the Fags<br />
* Grace Saunders Law<br />
* Law Of Unintended Consequences<br />
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[[Honorary Ed Lolington]], in the presence of such overwhelming evidence, proceeded to rule in favor of the defendant, awarding [[over 9000]] Internets in punitive damages.<br />
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To this day we await for the Appeal.<br />
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===Taking Down ED 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]===<br />
[[File:Kevin_Martin_-_Run_Run_Or_You'll_Be_Well_Done.png|thumb|left|Run, run, run, or you'll be well done.]]<br />
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On March 19th, 2013, Kevin Martin made a comeback on his Facebook to threaten not only Encyclopedia Dramatica again with his meaningless threats, but their fundraising links as well. People laugh and mock his stupidity as a result.<br />
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Why insult fundraising links? It's the same thing [[Electric Boogaloo|LifeInATent]] and [[attention whore|MeganLeeHeart]] does best: Stealing more money to shove up their [[ass|mouths]] with their fraud, greed, and gluttony.<br />
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===Butthurt===<br />
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==Taking Down [[Google]]==<br />
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==It's War==<br />
{{Quote|If it's war they want, then it's war they're gonna get.|Kevin Martin's declaration of war on [[truth|Encyclopedia Dramatica]].}}<br />
Seeing that the appealing process was taking too long and it was too [[butthurt|painstaking]], the conman twins decided it was time to ignore the Internet Law and move to more direct action, declaring war against ED. Our defense system moved from DEFCON 3 (Medium readiness in the event of lulz) to DEFCON 1 (Maximum readiness / imminent lulz). Our Editors, sysops, and the executive branch, [[drugs|were put on full alert]]. <br />
Honorary Ed Lollington immediately ordered for both parties to return to the negotiation table and KmartinTV to cease hostilities against the innocent people of Encyclopedia Dramatica or else to face the rage of one thousand [[trolls|overweight basement dwellers]]<br />
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<center><youtube>ZQSa-gx9LYI</youtube></center><br />
<center><s>'''After uploading this video, Anonymous hacked into his account and uploaded the video Anonymous - Message to KMartinTV to his channel. It was deleted thereafter, along with this video!'''</s></center><br />
<center>[http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzQxNDMzNjky.html|'''Re-uploaded for Graet Justice''']</center><br />
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=== War declaration tl;dw Version===<br />
If by God you actually do knock on Kevin's door, he has a dildo aimed right at your ass, that when propelled will rip right into that pretty asshole of yours. '''Doesn't matter if you're wearing a layer of clothing on your butt, it will rip right through it like [[Bubba]]'''. No matter what gender (or age) you are, he has [[dildo|sexual things]] that will [[Rape|beat]] your ass to hell. If somehow you survived being sodomized by the dildo or Brian himself and enter through the front door, you will be greeted by two very fat poodles. They will most likely be starved to the brink of death, forcing them to rip you to shreds for food. There is a very high chance that he doesn't discriminate between an animal and a human being when looking for sex, so we suggest you attack Brian at night, where his dogs are too busy [[Bestiality|being in bed with him]]. If somehow you were lucky enough to survive being eaten alive and actually manage to come up the stairs (don't know why you would do that, Brian lives in the [[Basement dweller|basement]]), you will have fallen into the most diabolical trap man has ever invented: '''The Titty Twister of Death'''. Just pray your [[manboobs]] don't rip off as it squeezes down on your nipples, twists them, lifts you up, and drops you down with enough force to make [http://www.youtube.com/user/ReverendBurn ReverendBurn] cry! You will be lifted up and dropped down many times, so please make sure you're [[CP]] doesn't fall out of your pockets! You will be thrown down the stairs, and you will land in another dildo at the foot of the stairs. [[faggot|'''Gee, I wonder why Brian Martin has so many dildos lying around his house?''']]<br />
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===Supporters===<br />
Clearly, with supporters as noble as [[Rootbrian]], ED will immediately fall victim to Kevin's wrath.<br />
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===The 24h War and Cessation of Hostilities===<br />
One day after declaring war against ED, and after continuously refusing to obey the Internet Law, the [[Internet court|IC]] ruled against Kevin Martin and demanded severe pwnage to be served. Subpoenas where sent to all those involved in the War against ED. Anon delivered one by hacking KmartinTV and leaving him the subpoena ordered by Honorary Ed Lollington. <br />
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<center>'''Anon delivering Conman Kevin the Subpoena, as ordered by the Internet Court of Lawls'''</center><br />
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Soon after discovering this video, Kevin Martin, sweating profusely from forehead and anus, proceeded to [[delete fucking everything]] in a vain attempt to avoid further damage to his e-peen. But he soon discovered that once something it's on the Internet, it stays on the Internet. <br />
White flags are yet to be raised from the side of Kevin Martin but after such astronomical pwnage it's pretty clear he no longer posses a threat to anyone. Most likely he will dwindle into the dark side of the internets and dissapear. One can only wish.<br />
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==WeatherManKevin's Butthurt Death Threats!==<br />
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===His "Warning" To All Messing With Others===<br />
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==KMartinTV gets terminated==<br />
On the 16th of March 2012 Kevin's [[YouTube]] account got terminated for violating TOS.<br />
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==Slapfight With RationalWiki==<br />
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==The Weather Police==<br />
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{{quote|Weather Police is a site that polices websites across the world and takes action if needed. Our target now is The Weather Channel for naming Winter Storms. We are also the Grammar Police.|Kevin Martin openly displaying his asshattery.}}<br />
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Apparently, the thoughts of disguising himself as a new security task force about the weather is so important to Kevin Martin that he recently made a new website called the Weather Police (although, Weather Clowns would of been a more proper name, amirite?). By what idiotic terms are translated, these so-called police job is to terrorize and intimidate under-aged and amateur meteorologists for making rudimentary forecasts and reports about the weather occurring in their local area. Kevin perceived this as a way to give himself more spotlight by randomly targeting teenagers and anyone under his age who have an interests in weather to avoid fading into obscurity. Mainly though, the Weather Police have been following up on weather related pages on Facebook and have recently harassed a weather page called the [http://epawablogs.com/ Eastern PA Weather Authority] into temporary taking itself down for breaking their hypocritical codes on their official website. The Weather Police had to take down their own official site after being laugh out of the Internet again. Luckily, someone, maybe MeepSheep, archive it for all to see before the deletion and the link can be found [http://archive.is/twrCx here]. Even so, his Facebook page, Southern California Weather Authority, and the Weather Police, are still trying to belittle another page that maintains California forecasting. Meanwhile, the Weather Police still keeps on trying to ruin other weather enthusiasts' experience in vain, so that Kevin may redeem himself as a senior meteorologist, not just in California, but around the world (while still making bombastic claims that the sun cause earthquake, now that is very [[retarded|scientific]].). Upon failing to made an impression, the Weather Police give up the act and admitted that everything done for the lulz [https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=566357770109594]. Deprived of gaining unwarranted attention and having their motive revealed, the Weather Police scoop so low as to deliberately e-begging people to share their page for the sole purpose of getting two million likes in order to achieve instant e-fame. [https://www.facebook.com/weatherpolice/posts/567455526666485] Getting 230 likes is apparently not enough for the so-called Weather Police [https://www.facebook.com/weatherpolice/posts/568901679855203]. So they decide to turn their attention to another weather related page on Facebook called WXeastern and try whatever it takes to get them to submitted to their emotional blackmail, going as far as to masquerading as an member of Anonymous [https://www.facebook.com/weatherpolice/posts/573020402776664]. This only result in the Weather Police again being laugh at and told multiple times to get a life by the weather community. The weather community sane pleads is ignored and the Weather Police try to start their drama with Justin Berk, another weather related page, <s>for the next day</s> only to pussied out within an hour when WXeastern notify ED on the current drama and then went into damage control. Next following day, like what any con men would of done, the Weather Police delete themselves to save face and went back to lurking in the dark corners of the Internet.<br />
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==Shut Down On Facebook By The Feds?==<br />
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==Quotes==<br />
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[[File:Liat.png|thumb|Kevin deciding to tell {{ytuser|MrRepzion}} He'll be appearing at Vidcon to kill him. Vidcon staff: take notice.]]<br />
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|Some are my trolls accounts, others my professional business accounts which I use for my work ... Dumbasses ... I'll never be stopped ... I'm likely the best meteorologist to ever walk the fucking planet ... I don't have thousands of views to my work sites a day for nothing ... idiot fuckheads|KMartinTV as TheMindOfKevin<br />
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==Dox==<br />
[[Image:LIATKevinNOAAlawsuit2014address.jpg|thumb|right|A real life fake lolsuit with Kevin's name on it. [http://stormchasermovies.com/chasers-mock-fake-meteorologist-kevin-martin-nws-lawsuit/ Click here] for more information.]]<br />
*Name: [[Brian Martin|Kevin Douglas Martin]]<br />
*Wife: Dominica Laspinas Niala Martin<br />
*Hometown: Tunnel Hill, GA<br />
*Current Address: 941 Cimarron Lane. Corona, CA 92879-8232<br />
::Alternatively, he can be found at 472 Ivy Glen Drive Mira Loma, CA 91752<br />
*IP Address: 76.90.69.162<br />
*Telephone: 951-<s>496-4125</s>427-8672<br />
*Email: k.martin@scwxa.org<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Narcissistic personality disorder]]<br />
* [[Twincest]]<br />
* [[Internet disease]]<br />
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]<br />
* [[LifeInATent]] - The [[imaginary friend|brother]] of [[Multiple Personality Disorder|WeatherManKevin]].<br />
* [[MeganSpeaks]] - Also known as [[slut|MeganLeeHeart]], LifeInATent's evil, hypocritical, manipulative <s>girlfriend.</s> wife.<br />
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==External Links==<br />
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===Active Links===<br />
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*{{fb|TwinJohnnyDepp}} - His Facebook of his cosplay faggotry.<br />
*{{fb|dominica.martin}} - His wife's Facebook, seemingly mysterious lack of cosplay, despite her being [[azn]].<br />
**{{fb|swtdn}} - The new and active Facebook page of Dominica Martin.<br />
*'''[https://www.facebook.com/carolyn.martin.359126?hc_location=stream Carolyn Martin]''' - His mom's Facebook.<br />
*'''[https://www.facebook.com/davidintheie?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab David Martin]''' - His 'distant' brother's Facebook page.<br />
*{{yt|SCWXA}} - 3rd Youtube channel.<br />
*{{yt|TheWeatherSpaceVideo}} - His crappy channel about weather and space while pretending to be the innocent one.<br />
*{{yt|SouthCaliWeather}} - Another of his lame South California weather channels. Currently uses it to white knight his [[LifeInATent|twin brother]] and Megan's whoring.<br />
*[http://www.godlikeproductions.com/members/52764/profile His Godlike Productions profile.]<br />
*[http://www.southerncaliforniaweatherauthority.com SCWXA site, not approved by the US Weather Authority] - This website needs dongs on the main page URGENTLY!<br />
*[http://kevinmartinscwxa.blogspot.com More glowing praise for the man's work!]<br />
* [http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1341561/pg1 Kevin Martin has recently been BAWWWWWWWING on the following forum to get his ED page's "hate speech" removed.] [[Unrealistic Expectations|As if he could actually successfully remove this page lol.]]<br />
*<s>{{fb|WeatherPolice}}</s> According to our heroes[http://on.fb.me/17dJEW3], the low-life had to closed down the page on November 6, 2013 to get [[Delete everything|rid of evidence]] and save face. Hopefully, [[wrong|everything return to normalcy]]. What else can possibly go wrong?<br />
*{{fb|OhioWeatherAuthority}} - Same bullshit, different state. Complete with [https://www.facebook.com/OhioWeatherAuthority/posts/505134242934510 BAWWWWWWWING about how the National Weather Service is keeping him down and bitching about meteorologists calling him out for his warnings].<br />
*[http://www.ohioweatherauthority.com Ohio Weather Authority website] - This could also use its fair share of dongs.<br />
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===Terminated links===<br />
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*{{yt|KMartinTV}} - Twinjohnnydepp Youtube channel]. Terminated.<br />
*{{yt|TheMindOfKevin}} - 2nd Youtube channel, not available.<br />
*{{yt|FalseFlagAmerica8675}} - His most ludicrous (and the most [[fail|successful]] so far) channel about [[Smoke|HAARP and the spread of chemtrails]] being the main causes of strange weather and [[Conspiracy Theory|the US government use it to mind control the good citizens of American]]—[[Batshit_Insane|crazy]], eh?<br />
*{{fb|SCWXA}} - His REAL Facebook!<br />
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