User:InspectElement/Sandbox - Revision history

InspectElement at 12:06, 14 October 2024

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	'''Martinez Perspective''' ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword\|Brandon Martinez]], A.K.A '''Zander C. Fuerza''', '''Martinez Politi[[Latinx\|x]]''', '''Nazbols Exposed''', '''Red Ideologies''', and more) is a [[BAW\|sad]] [[OTI\|internet]] story, involving a poor lonely 40-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[virgin]] [[homosexuality\|homosexual]], [[Canadia]]n/[[Russia\|Slavic]]/[[Morocco\|Moroccan]]/[[Mexico\|Mexican]]/rat [[Le 56% Face\|mystery-meat]], and failed political commentator/online jouralist who spends every day and every hour of his miserable $4 life making extremely boring hours-long monotonous content, writing miles-long [[TL;DR]] rants on his Telegram channel ankle-biting more popular right-wing creators, [[hugbox\|closely moderating his chats for any potential naysayers]] to insta-[[ban]] them, and [[pedobear\|harassing little kids on Omegle/OmeTV]] for shekels. His only redeeming quality is the amount of [[lulz]] he generates from being a bumbling retard.		'''Martinez Perspective''' ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword\|Brandon Martinez]], A.K.A '''Zander C. Fuerza''', '''Martinez Politi[[Latinx\|x]]''', '''Nazbols Exposed''', '''Red Ideologies''', and more) is a [[BAW\|sad]] [[OTI\|internet]] story, involving a poor lonely 40-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[virgin]] [[homosexuality\|homosexual]], [[Canadia]]n/[[Russia\|Slavic]]/[[Morocco\|Moroccan]]/[[Mexico\|Mexican]]/rat [[Le 56% Face\|mystery-meat]], and failed political commentator/online jouralist who spends every day and every hour of his miserable $4 life making extremely boring hours-long monotonous content, writing miles-long [[TL;DR]] rants on his Telegram channel ankle-biting more popular right-wing creators, [[hugbox\|closely moderating his chats for any potential naysayers]] to insta-[[ban]] them, and [[pedobear\|harassing little kids on Omegle/OmeTV]] for shekels. His only redeeming quality is the amount of [[lulz]] he generates from being a bumbling retard.

	Rebrandon is also a [[retard]]ed shapeshifter whose views (especially on others) change based on what can give him [[attention whore\|enough internet clout]] and [[jew gold]]. This is [[lie\|working out for him]] so well that he got to live in a luxury broken down 1-room apartment in his hometown of Ceuta, North Africa, shortly before [[lol\|getting evicted and sent back to his granny's basement]]. In ~~late 2022, he lost a majority~~ of ~~his remaining following~~, ~~after~~ he ~~did~~ a ~~180 on a lot of his stances and came to incredible 150-IQ~~ [[~~libertarian~~\|~~lolbert~~]] ~~conclusions such as "~~[[~~Hitler]] [[retard~~\|~~being a communist]]~~" ~~and~~ "~~[[lie\|fascism itself being communist too~~]], [[~~ANTIFA\|and therefore evil~~]]." ~~He then~~ went ~~from~~ a ~~"white nationalist" (or LARP~~ of ~~WN) to a washed down self-proclaimed~~ [[~~cuckservative~~\|~~"National Conservative"~~]] ~~who sucks off any old~~ kosher ~~retard who repeats the same surface~~-~~level takes and shills them non~~-~~stop as a solution to le~~ [[~~white Extinction\|white genocide~~]].		Rebrandon is also a [[retard]]ed shapeshifter with no principles whose views (especially on others) change based on what can give him [[attention whore\|enough internet clout]] and [[jew gold]]. This is [[lie\|working out for him]] so well that he got to live in a luxury broken down 1-room apartment in his hometown of Ceuta, North Africa, shortly before [[lol\|getting evicted and sent back to his granny's basement]]. In one of this latest Rebrandonings, he went from a very LARPy "based White Nationalist" [[alt-right\|Neo-Nazi]] to an obsessed schizophrenic watered-down self-proclaimed [[cuckservative\|"National Conservative"]] (pronounced: ''"[[faggot]]"'') who went full anti-Hitler after he had made a conclusion of [[autism\|questionable mentality]] that Hitler wuz a COMMUNIST!!!@!@?!@!?@! and feels the need to spam all his channels to remind you that. Now Moortinez mostly shills kosher do-nothings (most of whom are also Pro-[[Russia]] despite the Bean supposedly being "Pro-OOkraine" mind you).

	Nowadays, most of his time is spent screeching over NS and everyone supporting it (the so-called "''spergnats''"), "Nordicism" (read: [[racism]]), and economic [[autism]]; all while he loses more and more viewers and subscribers.		Nowadays, most of his time is spent screeching over NS and everyone supporting it (the so-called "''spergnats''"), "Nordicism" (read: [[racism]]), and economic [[autism]]; all while he loses more and more viewers and subscribers.
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	\|[[File:bowlegslol.mp4\|500px]]<br>Waddle waddle waddle!		\|[[File:bowlegslol.mp4\|500px]]<br>Waddle waddle waddle!
	}}		}}
	== Brandon's Telegram ~~Empire~~ ==		== Brandon's Online "Empire" ==
			=== Telegram ===
	{{quote\|/ban retard\|80% of all the messages on Rebrandon's channels}}		{{quote\|/ban retard\|80% of all the messages on Rebrandon's channels}}
	[[File:beanez logic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Brandon's [[typical]] throught process during an online argument]]		[[File:beanez logic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Brandon's [[typical]] throught process during an online argument]]
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	Brandon, being the absolutely insecure [[faggot]] that he is, regularly [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|wipes entire chats and channels, baleets things from his website]], and writes long TL;DR coverups if it has a 0.3% chance of saving his image, especially after he has made himself a fool with his obsessive fucktarded Hitler hate. He also takes pride in removing the ability to react negatively on any of his posts, chats, and channels; if one finds a dogwhistle reaction emoji to use on all of his posts, he [[trying too hard\|quickly finds it and disables it too]]; some of the banned reactions include: 👎, 🤡, 💊, 👻, 😇, 🍌, and more. Marbeanez is so mature for a 40-year-old MAN, clearly.		Brandon, being the absolutely insecure [[faggot]] that he is, regularly [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|wipes entire chats and channels, baleets things from his website]], and writes long TL;DR coverups if it has a 0.3% chance of saving his image, especially after he has made himself a fool with his obsessive fucktarded Hitler hate. He also takes pride in removing the ability to react negatively on any of his posts, chats, and channels; if one finds a dogwhistle reaction emoji to use on all of his posts, he [[trying too hard\|quickly finds it and disables it too]]; some of the banned reactions include: 👎, 🤡, 💊, 👻, 😇, 🍌, and more. Marbeanez is so mature for a 40-year-old MAN, clearly.
	=== Channels/chats ===		==== Channels/chats ====
	* '''Martinex Politix''' - His main chat		* '''Martinex Politix''' - His main chat; created after the Rebrandoning. Full of retarded [[schizo]] rants on Hitler and surface-level "hot-takes".
	* '''Martinez Perspective'''		* '''Martinez Perspective''' - His older channel. Created in [[2019]], Marbeanez ended up [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|scrubbing it whole]] because it had too much "wignat stuff" on it.
	* '''La Perspectiva Martinez'''		* '''La Perspectiva Martinez''' - His dead Spanish-language channel nobody gives a fuck about.
	* '''Nazbols Exposed'''		* '''Nazbols Exposed''' - Originally made in 2021 during his NS phase to expose "nazbols" (mostly members of [[The Right Stuff\|TRS]]). Ironically, Martinez had called one of them out for "comparing Hitler to Stalin"; I'm guessing you can see the hypocrisy here. After the Rebrandoning, Marbeanez tried to keep the channel alive by pretending it's not him behind that account (by referring to himself in 3rd person), [[fail\|while repeating the same 3-IQ "points" from his main]]; later yet he started a banning spree iconic to Marbeanez's character. Then it died.
	* '''Red Ideologies'''		* '''Red Ideologies''' -
	* '''Wignats Exposed'''		* '''Wignats Exposed''' -
	* '''Econ for Dummies'''		* '''Econ for Dummies''' - Yet ANOTHER channel made to babble about all the usual stuff on his main except anonymously and with comments disabled so the meanie wignat trolls can't point out who he is.
	=== Bans ===		* '''Johnny's Ghost''' - The worst of the bunch, on the basis that Marbeanez uses that channel to shamelessly impersonate a more successful content creator known as Johnny Gat, going as far as to fake his voice using AI.
			==== Bans ====
	Of course, no insecure [[butthurt]] lolcow is complete without a banhammer addiction. Brandon likes to beat that ban button like he beats that brown [[micropenis]] of his to [[gay]] [[nigger]] porn and little kids on Omegle. Saying anything the mutt doesn't approve of will guarantee a ban. Say [[truth\|Hitler was cool]]? '''Ban.''' Ask why the reactions are disabled? '''Ban.''' Ask anything? '''Ban.''' Win in an arguement against him? '''Permaban.''' Be a [[furfag]] or self-admitted brownie? '''Made admin.'''		Of course, no insecure [[butthurt]] lolcow is complete without a banhammer addiction. Brandon likes to beat that ban button like he beats that brown [[micropenis]] of his to [[gay]] [[nigger]] porn and little kids on Omegle. Saying anything the mutt doesn't approve of will guarantee a ban. Say [[truth\|Hitler was cool]]? '''Ban.''' Ask why the reactions are disabled? '''Ban.''' Ask anything? '''Ban.''' Win in an arguement against him? '''Permaban.''' Be a [[furfag]] or self-admitted brownie? '''Made admin.'''

	Most of the time, Ratinez's reasons when banning mostly consist of ~~a single insult like~~ "[[retard]]", "[[sperg]]" and "[[faggot]]"~~, while being all of those himself~~.		Most of the time, Ratinez's reasons when banning mostly consist of such intellectual statements such as "[[retard]]", "[[sperg]]" and "[[faggot]]".

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	File:martinez randomban.png		File:martinez randomban.png
	File:urbaniteban.jpg		File:urbaniteban.jpg
			File:beanez admin ban.png\|'Beanez's admins aren't any better. This guy was banned for calling an admin ESL.
	</gallery>		</gallery>
	==== Trolling Beanez ====		==== Trolling Beanez ====
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	* Do above methods on other admins of his chat.		* Do above methods on other admins of his chat.
	* Remind him that he's a fucking retard for letting a supposed "gay pole dancer" piss him off this hard.		* Remind him that he's a fucking retard for letting a supposed "gay pole dancer" piss him off this hard.

			=== Twitter ===



	== Beanez the Homo ==		== Beanez the Homo ==
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	[[File:brandon's black boyfriend.MP4\|600px\|center]]		[[File:brandon's black boyfriend.MP4\|600px\|center]]
	~~== Beanez the Spambot ==~~
	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

InspectElement at 18:54, 6 October 2024

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	Most of the time, Ratinez's reasons when banning mostly consist of a single insult like "[[retard]]", "[[sperg]]" and "[[faggot]]", while being all of those himself.		Most of the time, Ratinez's reasons when banning mostly consist of a single insult like "[[retard]]", "[[sperg]]" and "[[faggot]]", while being all of those himself.

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			File:francoban.jpg
			File:martinez randomban.png
			File:urbaniteban.jpg
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	==== Trolling Beanez ====		==== Trolling Beanez ====
	* Call him brown		* Call him brown
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	== Beanez the Homo ==		== Beanez the Homo ==
			[[File:martinez gaydude bg.mp4\|600px\|center]]

	=== Black ex-boyfriend? ===		=== Black ex-boyfriend? ===

InspectElement at 11:59, 30 September 2024

2024-09-30T11:59:56Z

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	Nowadays, most of his time is spent screeching over NS and everyone supporting it (the so-called "''spergnats''"), "Nordicism" (read: [[racism]]), and economic [[autism]]; all while he loses more and more viewers and subscribers.		Nowadays, most of his time is spent screeching over NS and everyone supporting it (the so-called "''spergnats''"), "Nordicism" (read: [[racism]]), and economic [[autism]]; all while he loses more and more viewers and subscribers.
	== Brandon's "content" ==		== Brandon's "content" ==

	Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS\|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle\|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about\|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending. The only somewhat funny parts of his content are those where he proves himself to be a low IQ downie and ones where he gets clowned on.		Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS\|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle\|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about\|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending. The only somewhat funny parts of his content are those where he proves himself to be a low IQ downie and ones where he gets clowned on.
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	=== IRL content ===		=== IRL content ===
			[[File:bowlegtinez.jpg\|thumb\|Mysterious behind the scenes photo of a strange alien creature from Morocco]]
			After years of the evil harassment from these evil no-good spergnats about how [[basement dweller\|he does no content outside]] his one room favela, Shartinez mutters to himself "THEM'Z DANG NORDICIST SPERGSCHIZONATS WANT TO SEE MI OUTSIDE? I WILL SHOW DEM ESE!!!", buys himself cheap shitty equipment with a year worth of streaming, and waddles outside to harass random Spanish citizens, asking them fucktarded questions; one time Muttinez got angry at an old man for saying beating women is bad.

			Another thing these videos revealed is that despite all the LARPing and claims that he attends the gym on a regular basis: Brandon, in reality, is a [[California fetus\|disfigured fat blob with skeletal bow legs]] who can barely walk. What's next, does he have his [[TsimFuckis\|penis on his stomach too]]? The cause or reason behind the mishapen legs remains a mystery: either he was born with rickets, or—more likely—his black ex-boyfriend Bongo [[ræp\|surprise-plapping him]] to the point of deformity.

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			\|[[File:bowlegslol.mp4\|500px]]<br>Waddle waddle waddle!
			}}
	== Brandon's Telegram Empire ==		== Brandon's Telegram Empire ==
	{{quote\|/ban retard\|80% of all the messages on Rebrandon's channels}}		{{quote\|/ban retard\|80% of all the messages on Rebrandon's channels}}
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	== Beanez the Homo ==		== Beanez the Homo ==


	=== Black ex-boyfriend? ===		=== Black ex-boyfriend? ===

	[[File:brandon's black boyfriend.MP4\|600px\|center]]		[[File:brandon's black boyfriend.MP4\|600px\|center]]
	== Beanez the Spambot ==		== Beanez the Spambot ==
			== Gallery ==

			===Fanart/Memes===
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			File:marpedo.jpg
			File:marbeanez nazipunch.jpg
			File:marbeanez on telegram.jpg
			File:beanez nigra love.jpg
			</gallery>\|<gallery>

			</gallery>}}
	== See also ==		== See also ==
			* [[Adolf Hitler]]
			* [[Alt-right]]
	* [[Andrew Tate]] - Da alpha kang used to shill for Tate and has flip-flopped his opinion on him over 20 times.		* [[Andrew Tate]] - Da alpha kang used to shill for Tate and has flip-flopped his opinion on him over 20 times.
	* [[GypsyCrusader]] - Beanez ripped off his content for e-clout.		* [[GypsyCrusader]] - Beanez ripped off his content for e-clout.
			* [[Ukraine]]
			* [[Virgin]]
	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
	* [https://martinezperspective.net martinezperspective.net] - His website. Here you can read all his boring articles on le Soycialists and whatnot.		* [https://martinezperspective.net martinezperspective.net] - His website. Here you can read all his boring articles on le Soycialists and whatnot.

InspectElement at 12:16, 29 September 2024

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	<font face="Times New Roman" size="4">[[Edit\|EDIT]] [[Blow\|BELOW]] [[In the ass\|HERE]] [[YOU]] [[FUCKING]] [[NIGGER]]([[DOUBLE NIGGER\|S]])</font>		<font face="Times New Roman" size="4">[[Edit\|EDIT]] [[Blow\|BELOW]] [[In the ass\|HERE]] [[YOU]] [[FUCKING]] [[NIGGER]]([[DOUBLE NIGGER\|S]])</font>
	~~=Martinez Perspective=~~
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	=== IRL content ===		=== IRL content ===
	== Brandon's Telegram Empire ==		== Brandon's Telegram Empire ==
			{{quote\|/ban retard\|80% of all the messages on Rebrandon's channels}}
			[[File:beanez logic.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Brandon's [[typical]] throught process during an online argument]]
			The lovely land of Telegram is the rat's main home [[OTI]]. Due to the fact he has no friends or known family, Martinez spends his entire day doing nothing but making Telegram posts, talking to nobody and do dull livestreams. To this day, [[fail\|all of his channels are quickly losing followers]] due to the fact that nobody likes the boring brown [[MGTOW]] loser anymore... or maybe it's just that the sub-bots have expired and he [[truth\|never had any big following to begin with]]?

			Brandon, being the absolutely insecure [[faggot]] that he is, regularly [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|wipes entire chats and channels, baleets things from his website]], and writes long TL;DR coverups if it has a 0.3% chance of saving his image, especially after he has made himself a fool with his obsessive fucktarded Hitler hate. He also takes pride in removing the ability to react negatively on any of his posts, chats, and channels; if one finds a dogwhistle reaction emoji to use on all of his posts, he [[trying too hard\|quickly finds it and disables it too]]; some of the banned reactions include: 👎, 🤡, 💊, 👻, 😇, 🍌, and more. Marbeanez is so mature for a 40-year-old MAN, clearly.
	=== Channels/chats ===		=== Channels/chats ===
			* '''Martinex Politix''' - His main chat
			* '''Martinez Perspective'''
			* '''La Perspectiva Martinez'''
			* '''Nazbols Exposed'''
			* '''Red Ideologies'''
			* '''Wignats Exposed'''
			* '''Econ for Dummies'''
	=== Bans ===		=== Bans ===
			Of course, no insecure [[butthurt]] lolcow is complete without a banhammer addiction. Brandon likes to beat that ban button like he beats that brown [[micropenis]] of his to [[gay]] [[nigger]] porn and little kids on Omegle. Saying anything the mutt doesn't approve of will guarantee a ban. Say [[truth\|Hitler was cool]]? '''Ban.''' Ask why the reactions are disabled? '''Ban.''' Ask anything? '''Ban.''' Win in an arguement against him? '''Permaban.''' Be a [[furfag]] or self-admitted brownie? '''Made admin.'''

			Most of the time, Ratinez's reasons when banning mostly consist of a single insult like "[[retard]]", "[[sperg]]" and "[[faggot]]", while being all of those himself.
	==== Trolling Beanez ====		==== Trolling Beanez ====
			* Call him brown
			* Ask him how's his black ex-boyfriend Bongo doing.
			* Play along with the rat's "nordicism" meme and praise Nord supremacy.
			** Remind him that Northwest European/Nordic/Anglo civilization gave us world-changing inventions like the Industrial Revolution, penicillin. electricity, many modern philosophies and even the very white nationalism he spends hours larping as.
			* Ask him why he still has no girlfriend or children at the age of 40.
			* Question his retarded self-contradictory worldview. For example, him being Pro-[[The Donald\|Donald]] and Pro-[[Ukraine]] sinultaneously despite the fact Trump is buddies with [[Bad Vlad]] and will give him a pass to roll over Oinkraine upon becoming president.
			* Question any of his flip-flops with figures like Sneako, Mark Collett, Ryan Dawson, and the Tate brothers.
			* Praise, compliment, or just say anything positive about Hitler, Mussolini or any fascist leader other than Francisco Franco.
			** For extra lulz, tell Marbeanez that they were good BECAUSE they wiped out millions of worthless [[Russia\|Slavs]], [[Greece\|Greeks]], and [[Gypsy\|other]] [[Jew\|impurities]]. Instant ban guaranteed!
			* Do above methods on other admins of his chat.
			* Remind him that he's a fucking retard for letting a supposed "gay pole dancer" piss him off this hard.

	== Beanez the Homo ==		== Beanez the Homo ==
			=== Black ex-boyfriend? ===

			[[File:brandon's black boyfriend.MP4\|600px\|center]]
	== Beanez the Spambot ==		== Beanez the Spambot ==

	== See also ==		== See also ==
			* [[Andrew Tate]] - Da alpha kang used to shill for Tate and has flip-flopped his opinion on him over 20 times.
	* [[GypsyCrusader]] - Beanez ripped off his content for e-clout.		* [[GypsyCrusader]] - Beanez ripped off his content for e-clout.
	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
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	* {{telegram\|redideologies}} Fifth channel for [[hypocrite\|calling Hitler a communist]].		* {{telegram\|redideologies}} Fifth channel for [[hypocrite\|calling Hitler a communist]].
	* {{kick\|martinezpolitix}} - His Kick		* {{kick\|martinezpolitix}} - His Kick
			* {{twitter\|martinezpol3}} - His Xitter '''(SUSPENDED LOL)'''
	* [https://odysee.com/@martinezperspective:2?view=home His Odysee]		* [https://odysee.com/@martinezperspective:2?view=home His Odysee]
	{{aspies}}		{{aspies}}
			{{Dying Alone}}
	{{altright}}		{{altright}}

InspectElement at 22:07, 28 September 2024

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	Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS\|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle\|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about\|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending. The only somewhat funny parts of his content are those where he proves himself to be a low IQ downie and ones where he gets clowned on.		Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS\|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle\|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about\|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending. The only somewhat funny parts of his content are those where he proves himself to be a low IQ downie and ones where he gets clowned on.
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	\|[[File:norway has beaches.mp4\|500px]]<br>[[retard\|Beanez is surprised to hear that Norway has beaches.]]		\|[[File:norway has beaches.mp4\|500px]]<br>[[retard\|Beanez is surprised to hear that Norway has beaches.]]
	\|[[File:beanez mcd or bk.mp4\|500px]]<br>This random guy's fast food preference will determine the fate of the white race btw.		\|[[File:beanez mcd or bk.mp4\|500px]]<br>This random guy's fast food preference will determine the fate of the white race btw.
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	\|[[File:funneh o algo.mp4\|500px]]<br>[[Bullshit\|Quality content; 100% serious political commentary]].		\|[[File:funneh o algo.mp4\|500px]]<br>[[Bullshit\|Quality content; 100% serious political commentary]].
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			=== IRL content ===
	== Brandon's Telegram Empire ==		== Brandon's Telegram Empire ==
			=== Channels/chats ===
			=== Bans ===
			==== Trolling Beanez ====
	== Beanez the Homo ==		== Beanez the Homo ==

InspectElement at 19:11, 28 September 2024

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	== Brandon's "content" ==		== Brandon's "content" ==

	Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS\|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle\|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about\|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending.		Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS\|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle\|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about\|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending. The only somewhat funny parts of his content are those where he proves himself to be a low IQ downie and ones where he gets clowned on.

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			\|[[File:norway has beaches.mp4\|500px]]<br>[[retard\|Beanez is surprised to hear that Norway has beaches.]]
			\|[[File:beanez mcd or bk.mp4\|500px]]<br>This random guy's fast food preference will determine the fate of the white race btw.
			\|[[File:bm-omeglelosers.mp4\|500px]]<br>"This website is just a bunch of losers" Must be why he's on it every stream.
			\|[[File:funneh o algo.mp4\|500px]]<br>[[Bullshit\|Quality content; 100% serious political commentary]].
	}}		}}

			== Brandon's Telegram Empire ==

	== Beanez the Homo ==		== Beanez the Homo ==

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	'''Martinez Perspective''' ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword\|Brandon Martinez]], A.K.A '''Zander C. Fuerza''', '''Martinez Politi[[Latinx\|x]]''', '''Nazbols Exposed''', '''Red Ideologies''', and more) is a [[BAW\|sad]] [[OTI\|internet]] story, involving a poor lonely 40-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[virgin]] [[homosexuality\|homosexual]], [[Canadia]]n/[[Russia\|Slavic]]/[[Morocco\|Moroccan]]/[[Mexico\|Mexican]]/rat [[Le 56% Face\|mystery-meat]], and failed political commentator/jouralist who spends every day and every hour of his miserable $4 life making extremely boring hours-long monotonous content, writing miles-long [[TL;DR]] rants on his Telegram channel ankle-biting more popular right-wing creators, [[hugbox\|closely moderating his chats for any potential naysayers]] to insta-[[ban]] them, and [[pedobear\|harassing little kids on Omegle/OmeTV]] for shekels. His only redeeming quality is the amount of [[lulz]] he generates from being a bumbling retard.		[[File:le bean.png\|thumb\|[[lie\|Most serious and straightest]] political commentator evar. Note the chat user mistaking him for a [[Islam\|Muhammad]].]]
			'''Martinez Perspective''' ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword\|Brandon Martinez]], A.K.A '''Zander C. Fuerza''', '''Martinez Politi[[Latinx\|x]]''', '''Nazbols Exposed''', '''Red Ideologies''', and more) is a [[BAW\|sad]] [[OTI\|internet]] story, involving a poor lonely 40-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[virgin]] [[homosexuality\|homosexual]], [[Canadia]]n/[[Russia\|Slavic]]/[[Morocco\|Moroccan]]/[[Mexico\|Mexican]]/rat [[Le 56% Face\|mystery-meat]], and failed political commentator/online jouralist who spends every day and every hour of his miserable $4 life making extremely boring hours-long monotonous content, writing miles-long [[TL;DR]] rants on his Telegram channel ankle-biting more popular right-wing creators, [[hugbox\|closely moderating his chats for any potential naysayers]] to insta-[[ban]] them, and [[pedobear\|harassing little kids on Omegle/OmeTV]] for shekels. His only redeeming quality is the amount of [[lulz]] he generates from being a bumbling retard.

	Rebrandon is also a [[retard]]ed shapeshifter whose views (especially on others) change based on what can give him [[attention whore\|enough internet clout]] and [[jew gold]]. This is [[lie\|working out for him]] so well that he got to live in a luxury broken down 1-room apartment in his hometown of Ceuta, North Africa, shortly before [[lol\|getting evicted and sent back to his granny's basement]]. In late 2022, he lost a majority of his remaining following, after he did a 180 on a lot of his stances and came to incredible 150-IQ [[libertarian\|lolbert]] conclusions such as "[[Hitler]] [[retard\|being a communist]]" and "[[lie\|fascism itself being communist too]], [[ANTIFA\|and therefore evil]]." He then went from a "white nationalist" (or LARP of WN) to a washed down self-proclaimed [[cuckservative\|"National Conservative"]] who sucks off any old kosher retard who repeats the same surface-level takes and shills them non-stop as a solution to le [[white Extinction\|white genocide]].		Rebrandon is also a [[retard]]ed shapeshifter whose views (especially on others) change based on what can give him [[attention whore\|enough internet clout]] and [[jew gold]]. This is [[lie\|working out for him]] so well that he got to live in a luxury broken down 1-room apartment in his hometown of Ceuta, North Africa, shortly before [[lol\|getting evicted and sent back to his granny's basement]]. In late 2022, he lost a majority of his remaining following, after he did a 180 on a lot of his stances and came to incredible 150-IQ [[libertarian\|lolbert]] conclusions such as "[[Hitler]] [[retard\|being a communist]]" and "[[lie\|fascism itself being communist too]], [[ANTIFA\|and therefore evil]]." He then went from a "white nationalist" (or LARP of WN) to a washed down self-proclaimed [[cuckservative\|"National Conservative"]] who sucks off any old kosher retard who repeats the same surface-level takes and shills them non-stop as a solution to le [[white Extinction\|white genocide]].

			Nowadays, most of his time is spent screeching over NS and everyone supporting it (the so-called "''spergnats''"), "Nordicism" (read: [[racism]]), and economic [[autism]]; all while he loses more and more viewers and subscribers.
	== Brandon's "content" ==		== Brandon's "content" ==

			Brandon's content is genuinely [[AIDS\|terrible]]. It is monotonous, unreasonably long, dotted with increadibly fucktarded takes, and above all: really REALLY fucking '''[[boring]]'''. Trust me; you'd rather watch a roadkill squirrel [[Blue waffle\|decompose for hours]] than a single minute of this [[shit]]. Most of the unwatchability of the brown grifter's slop comes from his unbearably nasal [[faggot]] rat voice that continues to babble on and on about [[Shit nobody cares about\|the most retarded shit ever]] with no sign of ending.

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	== Beanez the Homo ==		== Beanez the Homo ==
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	* [https://odysee.com/@martinezperspective:2?view=home His Odysee]		* [https://odysee.com/@martinezperspective:2?view=home His Odysee]
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			{{altright}}

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	=~~= BonziWORLD introductory paragraph rewrite =~~=		=Martinez Perspective=
	[[File:~~BonziWORLD~~.png\|~~thumb~~\|~~right~~\|~~"Leading the~~ [[~~Windows XP~~\|~~industry~~]] of [[~~Recolor~~\|~~originality~~]]."]]		{{corner\|bl\|[[File:bongo.png\|link=]]}}
	[[~~File:BonziWORLD experience.png~~\|~~thumb~~\|right\|~~A screenshot of~~ the ~~public chat room (classic.bonzi.world) when it was not filled with an infinite~~ amount of ~~autists and skiddies.~~]]		{{lolcow2}}
			'''Martinez Perspective''' ('''Powerword:''' [[Powerword\|Brandon Martinez]], A.K.A '''Zander C. Fuerza''', '''Martinez Politi[[Latinx\|x]]''', '''Nazbols Exposed''', '''Red Ideologies''', and more) is a [[BAW\|sad]] [[OTI\|internet]] story, involving a poor lonely 40-year-old [[schizophrenic]] [[virgin]] [[homosexuality\|homosexual]], [[Canadia]]n/[[Russia\|Slavic]]/[[Morocco\|Moroccan]]/[[Mexico\|Mexican]]/rat [[Le 56% Face\|mystery-meat]], and failed political commentator/jouralist who spends every day and every hour of his miserable $4 life making extremely boring hours-long monotonous content, writing miles-long [[TL;DR]] rants on his Telegram channel ankle-biting more popular right-wing creators, [[hugbox\|closely moderating his chats for any potential naysayers]] to insta-[[ban]] them, and [[pedobear\|harassing little kids on Omegle/OmeTV]] for shekels. His only redeeming quality is the amount of [[lulz]] he generates from being a bumbling retard.

	~~From an outsider or the "~~[[~~I'm 12-years-old~~ and ~~what~~ is ~~this?~~\|~~what~~-~~the~~-~~fuck-is-this~~]]" ~~perspective, '''BonziWORLD''' (AKA "'''~~[[~~Acronym~~\|BW]]~~'''~~"~~) seems like a simple~~ and ~~irrelevant shitty~~ [[~~9gag~~\|~~meme site~~]] ~~where the dankest and kewlest~~ [[~~faggots~~\|~~memelords~~]] ~~congregate like rats~~ to ~~talk about the~~ [[~~Bonzi Buddy~~\|~~titular virus ape~~]] and ~~do epic shitposting. However~~ - as ~~is the case with all things~~ [[~~OTI~~]] ~~- all it takes for this innocent viewpoint to break, is a closer look~~.		Rebrandon is also a [[retard]]ed shapeshifter whose views (especially on others) change based on what can give him [[attention whore\|enough internet clout]] and [[jew gold]]. This is [[lie\|working out for him]] so well that he got to live in a luxury broken down 1-room apartment in his hometown of Ceuta, North Africa, shortly before [[lol\|getting evicted and sent back to his granny's basement]]. In late 2022, he lost a majority of his remaining following, after he did a 180 on a lot of his stances and came to incredible 150-IQ [[libertarian\|lolbert]] conclusions such as "[[Hitler]] [[retard\|being a communist]]" and "[[lie\|fascism itself being communist too]], [[ANTIFA\|and therefore evil]]." He then went from a "white nationalist" (or LARP of WN) to a washed down self-proclaimed [[cuckservative\|"National Conservative"]] who sucks off any old kosher retard who repeats the same surface-level takes and shills them non-stop as a solution to le [[white Extinction\|white genocide]].
			== Brandon's "content" ==

	~~'''BonziWORLD''' indeed is a shitty meme-based chat client stylized as your [[Granny]]'s PC getting raped by~~ the infamous Web 1.0 purple [[nigger]]; but what it and it's reputation has turned into goes beyond anyone's comprehension. Created in August 2016 by some [[weeaboo]] [[Sonicfag]] called "''heyjoeway''" ([[Powerword\|Joseph Judge]]), it evolved into a yet another [[hugbox]] for and underage [[Vyond\|GoFag]] [[mexico\|spic]][[underage B&\|lets]] with [[Asperger's syndrome\|mental diseases]]; shocking I know. Despite the site being anonymous, everyone [[namefag]]s and even colorfags themselves. The site also spawned 100 terabytes worth neurotic content on [[YouTube\|JewTube]], all of which is 20 minutes of "gameplays".		== Beanez the Homo ==

	~~The site started to reek over~~ the years; and eventually, even Joey Judge realized that the site was [[The cancer that is killing b\|too cancerous to stay up]], so he [[Goodnight Sweet Prince\|unplugged its life support]]. But Jo did the fatal mistake of keeping the site's [[Github]] repository up, leading to the internet getting flooded with horrible re-runs that ensure the site's continuity.		== Beanez the Spambot ==

	~~The tale of BonziWORLD continues with spergy revivals going up and shutting down every 6 minutes, with the spastics moving in and out of servers.~~		== See also ==
			* [[GypsyCrusader]] - Beanez ripped off his content for e-clout.
	==== ~~other parts to put on the page~~ =~~===~~		== External Links ==
			* [https://martinezperspective.net martinezperspective.net] - His website. Here you can read all his boring articles on le Soycialists and whatnot.
	~~Eventually a~~ [[~~Skiddie~~]] ~~revolution occured and the chatrooms got flooded with spambots and poorly~~-~~coded [[JavaScript]] raid snippets; pushing Joe into killing~~ off ~~the site, hoping it would kill the cancerous plague that infected it.~~		* {{telegram\|martinezpolitix}} - Main echochamber. There is where you go for your desires to milk him.
			* {{telegram\|martinezofficial}} - Second, older channel prior to the Re-Brandoning; [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|wiped everything from it]] in the typical lolcow fashion.
	~~... bundled in with talking desktop stickers of BFDI OCs (similar to BonziBuddy in that it used the same technology)~~.		* {{telegram\|mpvids}} - Third channel for his boring spergy monotonous live streams and Omegle clips.
	==~~= The original for reference =~~==		* {{telegram\|nazbolsexposed}} - Fourth channel previously used for exposing "nazbols" for calling Hitler a communist.
	~~'''BonziWORLD''' is a shitty cheaply-made~~ [~~[Web 2~~.0]~~] chatting~~ website ~~stylized as the experience of~~ your ~~computer being assraped by [[Bonzi Buddy~~\|~~BonziBUDDY]]. It was founded in mid~~-~~[[2016]] by "''heyjoeway''" ('''[[Powerword]]''': Joseph Judge, aka "jojudge")~~, ~~who has grown~~ to ~~hate~~ the project and everything about it due to the project and its community reeking of severe [[assburgers]] and [[fail]]. BonziWORLD is one of those websites that every underage [[sperg]] has to end up discovering via JewTube videos, along with [[GoAnimate]] and [[VidLii]]; ~~as a result,~~ [[~~over 9000~~\|~~over 93~~]]~~% of~~ the ~~site's users are 12~~-~~year~~-~~old [[Battle~~ for ~~Dream Island~~\|~~Objectophilliac]] [[script kiddies]] that get off to~~ [[~~Gacha Life~~\|~~Gacha porn~~]]~~. If you even slightly enjoy this site, you're ''guaranteed'' to have a mental disability~~.		* {{telegram\|redideologies}} Fifth channel for [[hypocrite\|calling Hitler a communist]].
			* {{kick\|martinezpolitix}} - His Kick
	~~The original ''bonziworld~~.com~~'' is long down, but there are plenty of pointless shitty revivals floating around the [[interwebz]], most of which are actual AIDS that should be avoided.~~		* [https://odysee.com/@martinezperspective:2?view=home His Odysee]

	~~Basically, it's a shitty [[meme]] site (and an [[unfunny~~]~~] one at that).~~

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	== BonziWORLD introductory paragraph rewrite ==		== BonziWORLD introductory paragraph rewrite ==
	[[File:BonziWORLD.png\|thumb\|right\|~~The~~ [[No\|~~totally original~~]] ~~login screen of BonziWORLD (bonzi.world). Does it remind you~~ of [[~~Windows XP~~\|~~something?~~]]]]		[[File:BonziWORLD.png\|thumb\|right\|"Leading the [[Windows XP\|industry]] of [[Recolor\|originality]]."]]
	[[File:BonziWORLD experience.png\|thumb\|right\|A screenshot of the public chat room (classic.bonzi.world) when it was not filled with an infinite amount of autists and skiddies.]]		[[File:BonziWORLD experience.png\|thumb\|right\|A screenshot of the public chat room (classic.bonzi.world) when it was not filled with an infinite amount of autists and skiddies.]]
	From an outsider or the "[[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?\|what-the-fuck-is-this]]" perspective, '''BonziWORLD''' (originally "[[TL;DR\|'''Malwaresoft BonziWORLD''']]"; often abbreviated to "'''[[Acronym\|BW]]'''") might seem like a simple and irrelevant shitty [[9gag\|meme site]] where the dankest and kewlest [[faggots\|memelords]] congregate like rats to talk about the hip and trend epic piece of abandonware known to many as "[[Bonzi Buddy]]" and do epic shitposting. However - as is the case with all things [[on the internet]]s - all it takes for this innocent viewpoint to break, is a closer look.

	'''BonziWORLD''' ~~is indeed a shitty meme-based chat client stylized as your [[Granny]]'s PC getting assraped by the infamous Web 1.0 purple [[nigger]]; but what it and it~~'~~s reputation has turned into goes beyond anyone~~'~~s comprehension and that~~'~~s unlikely to change. Created in August 2016 by some~~ [[~~weeaboo~~]] ~~[[Sonicfag]] called "'~~'~~heyjoeway~~''"~~, it has evolved into~~ a ~~yet another~~ [[~~hugbox]] for underage [[Vyond~~\|~~GoFag~~]] [[~~mexico~~\|~~spic~~]][[~~underage B&~~\|~~lets~~]] with [[~~Asperger's syndrome\|mental diseases~~]]~~; shocking I know~~. ~~BonziWORLD never reached its desired audience~~		From an outsider or the "[[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?\|what-the-fuck-is-this]]" perspective, '''BonziWORLD''' (AKA "'''[[Acronym\|BW]]'''") seems like a simple and irrelevant shitty [[9gag\|meme site]] where the dankest and kewlest [[faggots\|memelords]] congregate like rats to talk about the [[Bonzi Buddy\|titular virus ape]] and do epic shitposting. However - as is the case with all things [[OTI]] - all it takes for this innocent viewpoint to break, is a closer look.

			'''BonziWORLD''' indeed is a shitty meme-based chat client stylized as your [[Granny]]'s PC getting raped by the infamous Web 1.0 purple [[nigger]]; but what it and it's reputation has turned into goes beyond anyone's comprehension. Created in August 2016 by some [[weeaboo]] [[Sonicfag]] called "''heyjoeway''" ([[Powerword\|Joseph Judge]]), it evolved into a yet another [[hugbox]] for and underage [[Vyond\|GoFag]] [[mexico\|spic]][[underage B&\|lets]] with [[Asperger's syndrome\|mental diseases]]; shocking I know. Despite the site being anonymous, everyone [[namefag]]s and even colorfags themselves. The site also spawned 100 terabytes worth neurotic content on [[YouTube\|JewTube]], all of which is 20 minutes of "gameplays".

			The site started to reek over the years; and eventually, even Joey Judge realized that the site was [[The cancer that is killing b\|too cancerous to stay up]], so he [[Goodnight Sweet Prince\|unplugged its life support]]. But Jo did the fatal mistake of keeping the site's [[Github]] repository up, leading to the internet getting flooded with horrible re-runs that ensure the site's continuity.

			The tale of BonziWORLD continues with spergy revivals going up and shutting down every 6 minutes, with the spastics moving in and out of servers.

			==== other parts to put on the page ====

			Eventually a [[Skiddie]] revolution occured and the chatrooms got flooded with spambots and poorly-coded [[JavaScript]] raid snippets; pushing Joe into killing off the site, hoping it would kill the cancerous plague that infected it.

			... bundled in with talking desktop stickers of BFDI OCs (similar to BonziBuddy in that it used the same technology).
	=== The original for reference ===		=== The original for reference ===
	'''BonziWORLD''' is a shitty cheaply-made [[Web 2.0]] chatting website stylized as the experience of your computer being assraped by [[Bonzi Buddy\|BonziBUDDY]]. It was founded in mid-[[2016]] by "''heyjoeway''" ('''[[Powerword]]''': Joseph Judge, aka "jojudge"), who has grown to hate the project and everything about it due to the project and its community reeking of severe [[assburgers]] and [[fail]]. BonziWORLD is one of those websites that every underage [[sperg]] has to end up discovering via JewTube videos, along with [[GoAnimate]] and [[VidLii]]; as a result, [[over 9000\|over 93]]% of the site's users are 12-year-old [[Battle for Dream Island\|Objectophilliac]] [[script kiddies]] that get off to [[Gacha Life\|Gacha porn]]. If you even slightly enjoy this site, you're ''guaranteed'' to have a mental disability.		'''BonziWORLD''' is a shitty cheaply-made [[Web 2.0]] chatting website stylized as the experience of your computer being assraped by [[Bonzi Buddy\|BonziBUDDY]]. It was founded in mid-[[2016]] by "''heyjoeway''" ('''[[Powerword]]''': Joseph Judge, aka "jojudge"), who has grown to hate the project and everything about it due to the project and its community reeking of severe [[assburgers]] and [[fail]]. BonziWORLD is one of those websites that every underage [[sperg]] has to end up discovering via JewTube videos, along with [[GoAnimate]] and [[VidLii]]; as a result, [[over 9000\|over 93]]% of the site's users are 12-year-old [[Battle for Dream Island\|Objectophilliac]] [[script kiddies]] that get off to [[Gacha Life\|Gacha porn]]. If you even slightly enjoy this site, you're ''guaranteed'' to have a mental disability.

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	== BonziWORLD introductory paragraph rewrite ==		== BonziWORLD introductory paragraph rewrite ==
	[[File:BonziWORLD.png\|thumb\|right\|~~The~~ [[No\|~~totally original~~]] ~~login screen of BonziWORLD (bonzi.world). Does it remind you~~ of [[~~Windows XP~~\|~~something?~~]]]]		[[File:BonziWORLD.png\|thumb\|right\|"Leading the [[Windows XP\|industry]] of [[Recolor\|originality]]."]]
	[[File:BonziWORLD experience.png\|thumb\|right\|A screenshot of the public chat room (classic.bonzi.world) when it was not filled with an infinite amount of autists and skiddies.]]		[[File:BonziWORLD experience.png\|thumb\|right\|A screenshot of the public chat room (classic.bonzi.world) when it was not filled with an infinite amount of autists and skiddies.]]
	From an outsider or the "[[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?\|what-the-fuck-is-this]]" perspective, '''BonziWORLD''' (originally "[[TL;DR\|'''Malwaresoft BonziWORLD''']]"; often abbreviated to "'''[[Acronym\|BW]]'''") might seem like a simple and irrelevant shitty [[9gag\|meme site]] where the dankest and kewlest [[faggots\|memelords]] congregate like rats to talk about the hip and trend epic piece of abandonware known to many as "[[Bonzi Buddy]]" and do epic shitposting. However - as is the case with all things [[on the internet]]s - all it takes for this innocent viewpoint to break, is a closer look.

	'''BonziWORLD''' ~~is indeed a shitty meme-based chat client stylized as your [[Granny]]'s PC getting assraped by the infamous Web 1.0 purple [[nigger]]; but what it and it~~'~~s reputation has turned into goes beyond anyone~~'~~s comprehension and that~~'~~s unlikely to change. Created in August 2016 by some~~ [[~~weeaboo~~]] ~~[[Sonicfag]] called "'~~'~~heyjoeway~~''"~~, it has evolved into~~ a ~~yet another~~ [[~~hugbox]] for underage [[Vyond~~\|~~GoFag~~]] [[~~mexico~~\|~~spic~~]][[~~underage B&~~\|~~lets~~]] with [[~~Asperger's syndrome\|mental diseases~~]]~~; shocking I know~~. ~~BonziWORLD never reached its desired audience~~		From an outsider or the "[[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?\|what-the-fuck-is-this]]" perspective, '''BonziWORLD''' (AKA "'''[[Acronym\|BW]]'''") seems like a simple and irrelevant shitty [[9gag\|meme site]] where the dankest and kewlest [[faggots\|memelords]] congregate like rats to talk about the [[Bonzi Buddy\|titular virus ape]] and do epic shitposting. However - as is the case with all things [[OTI]] - all it takes for this innocent viewpoint to break, is a closer look.

			'''BonziWORLD''' indeed is a shitty meme-based chat client stylized as your [[Granny]]'s PC getting raped by the infamous Web 1.0 purple [[nigger]]; but what it and it's reputation has turned into goes beyond anyone's comprehension. Created in August 2016 by some [[weeaboo]] [[Sonicfag]] called "''heyjoeway''" ([[Powerword\|Joseph Judge]]), it evolved into a yet another [[hugbox]] for and underage [[Vyond\|GoFag]] [[mexico\|spic]][[underage B&\|lets]] with [[Asperger's syndrome\|mental diseases]]; shocking I know. Despite the site being anonymous, everyone [[namefag]]s and even colorfags themselves. The site also spawned 100 terabytes worth neurotic content on [[YouTube\|JewTube]], all of which is 20 minutes of "gameplays".

			The site started to reek over the years; and eventually, even Joey Judge realized that the site was [[The cancer that is killing b\|too cancerous to stay up]], so he [[Goodnight Sweet Prince\|unplugged its life support]]. But Jo did the fatal mistake of keeping the site's [[Github]] repository up, leading to the internet getting flooded with horrible re-runs that ensure the site's continuity.

			The tale of BonziWORLD continues with spergy revivals going up and shutting down every 6 minutes, with the spastics moving in and out of servers.

			==== other parts to put on the page ====

			Eventually a [[Skiddie]] revolution occured and the chatrooms got flooded with spambots and poorly-coded [[JavaScript]] raid snippets; pushing Joe into killing off the site, hoping it would kill the cancerous plague that infected it.

			... bundled in with talking desktop stickers of BFDI OCs (similar to BonziBuddy in that it used the same technology).
	=== The original for reference ===		=== The original for reference ===
	'''BonziWORLD''' is a shitty cheaply-made [[Web 2.0]] chatting website stylized as the experience of your computer being assraped by [[Bonzi Buddy\|BonziBUDDY]]. It was founded in mid-[[2016]] by "''heyjoeway''" ('''[[Powerword]]''': Joseph Judge, aka "jojudge"), who has grown to hate the project and everything about it due to the project and its community reeking of severe [[assburgers]] and [[fail]]. BonziWORLD is one of those websites that every underage [[sperg]] has to end up discovering via JewTube videos, along with [[GoAnimate]] and [[VidLii]]; as a result, [[over 9000\|over 93]]% of the site's users are 12-year-old [[Battle for Dream Island\|Objectophilliac]] [[script kiddies]] that get off to [[Gacha Life\|Gacha porn]]. If you even slightly enjoy this site, you're ''guaranteed'' to have a mental disability.		'''BonziWORLD''' is a shitty cheaply-made [[Web 2.0]] chatting website stylized as the experience of your computer being assraped by [[Bonzi Buddy\|BonziBUDDY]]. It was founded in mid-[[2016]] by "''heyjoeway''" ('''[[Powerword]]''': Joseph Judge, aka "jojudge"), who has grown to hate the project and everything about it due to the project and its community reeking of severe [[assburgers]] and [[fail]]. BonziWORLD is one of those websites that every underage [[sperg]] has to end up discovering via JewTube videos, along with [[GoAnimate]] and [[VidLii]]; as a result, [[over 9000\|over 93]]% of the site's users are 12-year-old [[Battle for Dream Island\|Objectophilliac]] [[script kiddies]] that get off to [[Gacha Life\|Gacha porn]]. If you even slightly enjoy this site, you're ''guaranteed'' to have a mental disability.